if it was dubbed afterwards. But I don't think so....
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 3:18, Reply)
upon further investigation it turns out its the real deal. Meet Skidboot:
au.youtube.com/watch?v=P2BfzUIBy9A
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 10:28, Reply)
But they are a bit snappy, Ive been bitten by 2 of them in my time.
They walk about on the backs of sheep when they are herding them as well :)
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 3:25, Reply)
when was the last time you deconstructed Plato's Republic with a dog?
.. or do you mean really intelligent .. compared to a lump of coal?
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 3:36, Reply)
Surely trying to deconstruct Plato's Republic with a dog would say more about your intelligence than that of the dog?
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 6:29, Reply)
Some American terrorises different public toilets with, well, I think you can guess. Might be a bit NSFW if you workplace frowns on copious amounts of piss.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 2:46, Reply)
I look forward to the day when he's suddenly afflicted with violent diarrhoea, only to find that he can't clean up because some tosser's pissed all over the toilet roll.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 7:33, Reply)
a fucking puerile cunt. Can I go to his house and shit on his carpet?
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 17:09, Reply)
would have the janitor piss on this guy's face
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 17:20, Reply)
Every sperm is sacred?
www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/570992
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 1:41, Reply)
But hey :D
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 2:02, Reply)
Im buying every ones presents from here this year.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 3:29, Reply)
but feel free to peruse my cafepress store.
There's only one design in it (I never got round to doing this properly), but I guess it might be quite a popular design for B3tans.
www.cafepress.com/Designedbyme
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 13:21, Reply)
Some nice customising of star wars and other figures.
This is what young men did before photoshop.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:46, Reply)
now that we have photo shop,why the jiminy twocks are they doing this?
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:50, Reply)
Yeah... nothing to see her.
just a born again Christian reviewing some games.
some god-based others not so.
what? oh yes, yes he is mental
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:09, Reply)
computer games recently.
Little Big Planet is one.
Now, Catechumen is the other!
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:24, Reply)
lets you shred along on a guitar controller with your favorite rock artists such as tobyMac, Relient K, Flyleaf, and Newsboys. Same gameplay as the Secular "Guitar Hero" only with no Satan.
Oh boy tobyMac!
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:33, Reply)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l95MMbls0GQ&feature=related
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:35, Reply)
Shame they didn't sell Dance Praise as well, I really wanted a dancing game for my family with 'no Communist overtones'.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 12:00, Reply)
reminds me tho
www.vertigogaming.net/sog.php
sandbox of god. great little game, and helps pass a spare 5 mins or so!
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:36, Reply)
www.sundaysoftware.com/zombies/kenz-bob.htm
"That's gonna leave a stain"
"Sorry about the mess!"
Genius.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 1:03, Reply)
"...Catechumen is an excellent game to learn both history and the basics of Spiritual Warfare."
I'm sold.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 1:56, Reply)
These are the photons of GOD, you see.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 2:45, Reply)
"the player controls the Master Chef who in a surprise twist turns out to be more than just a military cook... he's also a super soldier (I think this was the plot of a Steven Seagal movie I saw before I was born again, only that was set on a Navy ship and he fought terrorists instead of aliens. But it's the same general idea.)"
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 11:08, Reply)
Yes, this is a parody. A very well written, convincing parody. However all the sites it links to seem to be real. Heaven: The Game looks insanely high quality.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 12:10, Reply)
getting wrankled about doom and spore I can kind of understand from a christian viewpoint but it's the review of tetris that reallt gets me
"the game was named in mockery of the Trinity by adding a forth hypostasis, the Communist State, to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost."
'k
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 16:05, Reply)
"Because of its fatalistic worldview and the danger it poses to people's God-given Free Will, all implementations of Tetris get ZERO CROSSES."
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 16:49, Reply)
I thought I was the only one.
I KINDA like him now.
...KINNNNNDA.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:09, Reply)
Dan Akroyd is one of the best comic actors of all time!
For reference, see his SNL stuff!
In particular, the Peter Cook and Dudley Moore show.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:26, Reply)
But we should probably ignore that ;)
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:58, Reply)
Obviously I'm not gonna get into a row on the internets LOL!
But I myself love him and can't actually think of anything I haven't loved him in :)
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 1:14, Reply)
he tends to hit in the megaton range. That's what people are trying to tell you.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 1:16, Reply)
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 23:20, Reply)
*us
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 23:25, Reply)
I seriously wish we could isolate these people somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic. I agree, they are a total embarrassment. I just dont see where the enjoyment is in drinking to that sort of excess.
I did notice that a high proportion of the featured pictures were from Newcastle. Are Geordies bigger piss artists than the rest of the country?
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 23:48, Reply)
best country in the world!*
*for binge drinking and being twattish drunken twats
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 23:59, Reply)
i was among those who binged on new years eve. what an epic night (from what i remembered).
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:03, Reply)
who pay attention to what happens (and seemingly get steamingly drunk too)
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:16, Reply)
"Oh to be English and a member of a crumbling society which is by far and away the most violent, fragmented and hated in Europe, obsessed by greed, materialism and celebrity, terrorised by a growing feral underclass and ruled by an arrogantly corrupt and authoritarian government. Anyone with any sense would get out whilst they can - because believe me things are going to get a lot worse."
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:07, Reply)
Excessive drinking has existed since man invented it. This is nothing to do with New Labour. The fact is that people sitting at home, not raising their children are the problem. I admit, I drink too much and was absolutely hammered on New Years Eve. However, I have never been drunk enough to start a fight, and have never been in one in my life. If you are too moronic to see that the problem lies not with the government, but with the people who are failing to bring up their children to be decent people, then, well....
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:33, Reply)
I was just acting like a DM reader, to get some laughs (for myself)
I agree with you though.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:37, Reply)
I lived abroad for most of the last 12 years and coming back here for a prolonged period I am acutely aware of the changes that have happened. Not sure if its all down to the government but there are a lot more scrotes about these days with no respect for anything.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:40, Reply)
We have lost our sense of identity, I think we need to invade somewhere. But Iraq and Afganistan dont count, we need to invade someone we can beat. Tonga or possibly France.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:49, Reply)
I believe that there are some spear throwing darkies over there.
Tally Ho
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 1:01, Reply)
However, it has piss all to do with the government as far as I am concerned. It is down to the output of media, and this inherent adoption of the old Warhol maxim about everyone being famous for 15 minutes.
There is no way you can blame Blair, or Brown for that matter, for girls growing up wanting to be footballers wives, and to be famous purely for being famous, not for contributing anything to the world.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:51, Reply)
www.i-am-bored.com/forums.asp?page_num=1&action=read&q_id=36813&ct=10
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:24, Reply)
okey, can sombody make a account on that site and tell this retarted yank that hes talking thru his arse.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 1:00, Reply)
i love how americans say were ugly, but anyone whos acutally been there can tell its the otherway round lol
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 1:28, Reply)
"Really? Last I heard your country was in the midst of a weight epidemic, with 4 out of 10 British adults being overweight, and the UK holding the coveted title of fattest country in Europe."
Sombody tell him that America is the fattest country in the world
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 9:30, Reply)
"A bystander chats to the woman before, cigarette in hand, she contemplates the evening"...
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:39, Reply)
but it has had 70 million hits. Sorry if gc, preview says no!
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 23:19, Reply)
glasscock doesn't mean "posted on b3ta before", it means "everyone has seen it".
70 million views would suggest that yes, as many people have seen it as have seen the picture of a lady kissing her golfing trophy.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 2:36, Reply)
and I am sure a lot of people here hadn't either.
I posted a link that amused me. It hadn't been posted on b3ta before.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 3:47, Reply)
most viewed internet video ever? like fuck is it, and to be honest, it's just fucking dull. Wow how cute, 2 kids playing with each other, awww excuse me while I get bowled over with excitement.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 12:37, Reply)
But these are even stranger, its just a small section of a woman. Surely that just simulates shagging a bit of a butchered woman, which call me a bit strange, isnt really right is it?
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:45, Reply)
A little home movie I shot recently. Available in HD on the old youtube.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 22:53, Reply)
I would have to say this is a pretty good trailer re cut for Rizzivision.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 22:25, Reply)
Got the DVD for xmas, and I've had this stuck in my head since
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 22:11, Reply)
In some respects I'm glad that there are so few episodes. It gives the show an extra-special feel, if you catch my drift.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 22:31, Reply)
but havent watched it as I feel i need a special time to watch it
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 22:44, Reply)
Met Matt Berry in London a few months back. Top guy :)
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 23:18, Reply)
Is Amazing.
The deleted scene is awesome.
The episodes are even better with the audio commentary :D
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:34, Reply)
saw it first hand and have the box set.. brill show
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 1:10, Reply)
Made my chest swell a little.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 20:41, Reply)
I never intend to go back, to be honest.
This place is just lovely though. :D
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 20:58, Reply)
I don't like it. It appears to consist solely of racism, homophobia, idiocy and thumbnails of suspicious pornography. Am I on a list now for going on /b/?
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 21:37, Reply)
cyriak gets a massive mention!
well... he is a bit good!
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 21:04, Reply)
this is almost certainly an addition made by a b3ta user and has simply been overlooked by the rest of the usership for the fact that nobody else (mostly americans) have heard of, or give a shit about, b3ta... and has therefore gone mostly unedited to bring it in line with the harsh rhetorical style of 99.9% of the other entries.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 2:36, Reply)
Lots of porn adverts on that site
Nice review of b3ta though, gets a click from me
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 14:59, Reply)
Saturday, 1735, BBC1. We find out the face of the 11th doctor.
*Goes back to lurking*
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 19:54, Reply)
*votes for Richard Hammond in the hope there is a tardis crash scene*
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 20:06, Reply)
Is that legal?
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)
I seem to recall thinking I would probably appear on some sort of register for looking at it last time it was on....
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 20:12, Reply)
...for those furry people we were all watching the live webcast thing of a few weeks ago?
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 3:14, Reply)
apols for the search result link, but easiest way to post the parts of the first episode.
Does anyone know if there was a second episode of this?
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 18:53, Reply)
Fantastic show!
There was only one series made I think. Looking for a torrent now..
edit: Can't find a torrent but Wikipedia has a brief description of the show (which also appears in the description bit of the YouTube video)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honky_Sausages
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 20:31, Reply)
Top find, I was starting to think I had imagined watching this show.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 21:03, Reply)
should be a good show if you get up early enough!
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 18:44, Reply)
jan 3-4 2008.....
12 months late, never mind.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 22:02, Reply)
"The New Year opens with the short, sharp
maximum of the Quadrantids on Saturday January
3. Timing isn’t ideal for the British Isles,
with maximum expected around mid-day. However,
watches in the last couple of hours of the
night of January 2–3 may catch the early part
of the rise towards maximum in dark skies,
with the radiant, in northern Boötes not far
from Alkaid at the end of the Plough’s ‘handle’,
high in the eastern sky. Some activity
should still be evident in early evening on January
3–4, but at this time the radiant is low in
the northwest, and the first quarter Moon will
make the sky unfavourably bright. Quadrantid
meteors are quite slow, and in the hours immediately
after maximum can be bright, sometimes
showing strong blue or green colours."
so there still might be a chance of seeing them
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 23:19, Reply)
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