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(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:35, Reply)
sent to some friends and the missus.. she wasnt too impresssed haha! english bitch!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:06, Reply)
It is cat day after all.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:32, Reply)
in the middle of an English lesson, unfortuntaely chosing the teacher who was terrified of cats. She locked herself in a cupboard. It was a great day.....
As it's cat day can i pea this from last night? I made it myself so I thinks its ok :)
www.sickrik.com/links/Pay_Me_Some_Attention
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:36, Reply)
doesn't even bat an eyelid and gets on with the forecast
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:57, Reply)
this should be required of all meteorologists everywhere.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:45, Reply)
bwahahahahaha
"Mr Green has challenged the adverts on grounds of "truthfulness" and "substantiation", suggesting that there is not "a shred of supporting evidence" that there is probably no God."
bwahahahahaha
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:27, Reply)
who said people wouldn't like the adverts because they don't like being preached at?
/irony
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:31, Reply)
but it's a fun idea so fuck him, he sounds like a right 'tard.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:35, Reply)
I suspect there are a fair few people who'll be thinking "I didn't realize it was OK to say that in public" and who will start exercising their freedom of rational speech a little more.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:14, Reply)
There's *definitely* no god.
*writes to ASA*
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:41, Reply)
late to feast again,
just had a good scan before making the mistake of GCing it from one of the broadsheets
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/4177717/Atheist-bus-adverts-could-lead-to-watchdog-ruling-on-Gods-existence.html.
is fairly amused
If as the "christians" assert God is our "father" than the whole of humankind should be on the child protection register for centuries of neglect and mistreatment!
ASA takes on islam and vatican teehee.
bloody middlemen, only worried about their trade.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 19:40, Reply)
definitely GC but from 07 so If you havent seen it enjoy.
If you have seen it, move along quietly
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:14, Reply)
but thanks for the reminder
*mental note: do not mess with giraffes*
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:57, Reply)
:D
GC says no
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:57, Reply)
and shuddered
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:01, Reply)
and realising I have a box of chocolate fingers in the cupboard.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:03, Reply)
A true rarity for b3ta yet something I can always relate to.
Ranch-Flavoured corn chips!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 4:30, Reply)
I love the bed covered in old socks
Does he have a kitten cos he can't get a lady?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:39, Reply)
Cuts from charlie brookers screenwipe "40 seconds of fame"
PAN PIIIPES
(i put NSFW just for a little loudness)
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a scan of the book, which has the strapline:
"The right thing to say on every dubious occasion"
Odd. Good, but odd.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:14, Reply)
although it was on reddit today, which convinced me to post it here :)
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:01, Reply)
www.purplefrog.com/~mjm/gashlycrumb/tinies.html
is also by the late Mr. Gorey
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:46, Reply)
www.joeydevilla.com/2009/01/10/the-recently-deflowered-girl-1965-illustrated-by-edward-gorey/
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:53, Reply)
Just Juan Cornetto's wonderful garden got me thinking, are their lawn mower based online communities out there? Apparently so..
Here they are discussing best lawn mower ever made "toro mower with suzuki 2 stroke runs stronger and faster than any of my lawn boys" ..apparently
Disturbing stuff
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:40, Reply)
it appears that a lawn boy is a lawn mower itself.
Edit: it is still an odd thread - kinda reminds me of the Stephen King short story 'lawn-mower man'
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:52, Reply)
and of course the genuine interest; going onto the internet to discuss lawnmowers in depth
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:58, Reply)
A good puzzle-like platformer type thing to help the time fly by before the weekend
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:34, Reply)
Nice website that will tilt shift uploaded photos for you - for the lazy. Apols of GC

My very own garden, all cute
edit: ah bollox - on pop page.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:58, Reply)
on the popular page? ;)
edit. I meant "is" obviously!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:59, Reply)
Was the first mowing with my 1st petrol lawnmower. Owning my 1st petrol-powered tool (other than a car) made me feel all grown up.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:11, Reply)
I see how the image is blurred to simulate limited depth of field - but the result does look uncommonly like a real miniature. Is there more to it? And why 'tilt-shift'? I must learn this hidden knowledge!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:30, Reply)
of tricking the eye (The blurring distorts you're mind's perception of depth/distance/size) and altering the colours to more accurately represent those commonly found in model paints.
The name comes from the orignal (manual) method using a camera lens that tilts and shifts, giving a very similar effect to that above. It's only fairly recently become common to replicate this using Photoshop etc.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilt-shift_photography
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:37, Reply)
what if you're looking at the site on someone else's computer though? And your own computer is switched off?
..I've given this way too much thought.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:25, Reply)
Quite quite wonderful. It wont embed, but click on the link to go to youtube. It's worth it.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:25, Reply)
But I wonder - was he really trying to take the tin, or were his teeth caught in the rim and he was struggling to get them out?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:26, Reply)
I was going to say something very similar: I can make my cat act that was too if I squash its tongue against the rim of a can.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:32, Reply)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gD8yLILzU2w&
And then a few clicks away, I discovered this, and I think I've broken my 'ahhhh' gland.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:41, Reply)
might also raise the stakes on the awww factor: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=geF2wwPH7eY
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:59, Reply)
that's it. totally broken now.
I might have to go and cuddle the cat 'small child with special needs squeezing too hard' style.
If course, it may kill me.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:13, Reply)
Ricky Gervais once said that when he sees a kitten he wants to squeez it's little head. He called it 'Loving it wrong'.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:37, Reply)
Reminds me of the one in Licence to Kill. Don't want your tie getting caught...
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:14, Reply)
That PC case just disappears!
EDIT: Hang on! It does disappear! Look right at the end, the video seems to fade to another bit showing it rotating, as though the case had jammed it up.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:32, Reply)
it probably exploded pieces of shrapnel into the camera mans face
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:54, Reply)
I watched this somewhere else it ate 55 gallon drums like they were just falling threw
I cant be bothered to dig back but it was in this collection NSFW okfine.whatingods.name/13.html
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:05, Reply)
Luckily I am working from home, so this does not matter.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:16, Reply)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8qWFhDvURLg
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:42, Reply)
i saw the 1st 15 mins of that film, and it bored me. is one you should you stick with?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:56, Reply)
Steve Buscemi is great in it. As is Frances McDormand and her crazy accent. Wonderfulyl black humoured semi thriller.
It does get better
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:03, Reply)
dont they say yarp or yar all the time? that did annoy me.
got pirhana to watch today, im in a cheesy bmovie mood but ill add this to the list!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:18, Reply)
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)
Video footage has been discovered of the exact moment when young Jean-Claude Van Damme became a man.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:11, Reply)
Duck with Breasts theme by Tim "Doghorse" Gillespie.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 9:00, Reply)
I had that in mind for it when I was designing it, I think I may have to get that sorted.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:37, Reply)
I made this last night having accidentally listened to the original again... I did think this should have been the original lyric anyway, but hey ho.
Words are on the YouTube page if you follow the link.
Happy Friday B3tans x
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 8:58, Reply)
I always sing it as 'I licked a girl and I liked it, taste of her fishy crabstick'.....
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 9:03, Reply)
...I like it, I shall plug my shit mashup remix of the original with "Little Sister" by QotSA. Yes, that's right:
I Kissed My Little Sister (And I Liked It!)
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:02, Reply)
.. and I like yours too! I'm a big fan of shit mashup remixes!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:07, Reply)
You may be sick of these, but it's got some Friday pick-ups for you, so you might like it.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 8:49, Reply)
And a quick repost to my appeal...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XWZHioeVxcE
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:23, Reply)
but rest assured, pissflaps will be back from the wash soon.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 8:55, Reply)
...do you know what the name PRIOR to pissflaps was? eh, eh, do you? well DO YOU??
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 8:56, Reply)
...what would have happened if the cameras were not there.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 9:07, Reply)
She had some balls. I don't think I would go anywhere near someone holding a gun.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 9:17, Reply)
She wasn't wearing a Red Cross/Crescent; or waving a white flag; or UN identification; or in an ambulance; or sheltering a kid; or in a hospital or school... or any of the other things the IDF regard as targets.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:09, Reply)
...and hospitals wouldn't be targets if Hamas didn't routinely fire rockets from them.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:26, Reply)
they would've just pushed her away
what you guys need to understand is that the gun he's holding is rubber pellets and not a lethal gun.... it has the long tip at the end.
he wouldn't have shot her or directly at any person in any case.
as for mushroom - "who rather notoriously don't seem to care who they shoot" - if you had passed an israeli soldiers training or even bothered to look up anything regarding the idf, you wouldn't have said that.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:16, Reply)
she's not palestinian
she's a peace activist from malaysia or something...
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:19, Reply)
for starters she isn't Palestinian because Arab macho wank would never let her behave like that (also she is simply not), plus also this is a blatant rabble rousing film, with the 'glorious' chanting in the background and the musical score
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:47, Reply)
than the protesters. This is why I must never have a gun.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 1:48, Reply)
its about some royal cunt who had her car nicked...the comments are pure hatred, hahaha
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 6:42, Reply)
I bet she doesnt make that mistake again. Still I doubt there are many who wouldnt swap places with her.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 7:11, Reply)
But: "The nasty and spiteful comments about a very young girls lapse of concentration make me despair..." writes susannah, London
lapse of concentration!!! A BMW 1 Series isn't something you would have a lapse in concentration with! Guess it shows how much value it had to her
not a lot
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:12, Reply)
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