I just discovered TinEye. You can upload an image you created (or any other of course), or paste in a URL, and it brings back links to images that look suspiciously like yours.
If ever there was an app for B3ta, this is it.
Apologies for lack of mirth.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:31, Reply)
I'm sure some people haven't seen it yet, and it is worth using if you think someone's stolen some work and posted it as their own.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:37, Reply)
I shoved the pic of me in my profile looking like a prick, and it brought up the version I use on my website which is cut out with transparency. It looks nothing like the original pic.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:49, Reply)
and returns images that match above a certain threshold.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:39, Reply)
"TinEye looks for the specific image you uploaded, not the content of the image. TinEye cannot identify people or objects in an image."
I think it just searches for the image name. If so, that's a bit lame.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:16, Reply)
maybe it just means that it can't search for really small patterns, that would take ages for the system to compute, so instead it uses relatively large patterns which are too large for face detection.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)
and added bits and all sorts. Someone who's not as lazy as me needs to test this out more
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:04, Reply)
Now all I need to do is produce something worth nicking and I'm well away...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:59, Reply)
obviously not... lolz!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:08, Reply)
He's the same one who did the babies crawling up the TV tower - and many other things around the city. Love his stuff.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:14, Reply)
I was always under the impression though.....that a transparent mirror was called GLASS. lol.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:19, Reply)
Don't like the bath though. Take the measure off the side and it might be fun, but as it stands it's the only product I can think of specifically designed to make you feel guilty while you're using it.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:25, Reply)
www.toxel.com/inspiration/2009/01/13/20-beautiful-snow-and-ice-sculptures/
or more specificly: manga.about.com/od/imagegalleries/ig/Pop-Japan-Travel/Snow-Domokun.htm
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:00, Reply)
A music video with a man fights witches, dragons, Dr. Doom and a crocodile.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:37, Reply)
Can I say that, without being told to go to the FAQ?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:05, Reply)
that video just about has it all
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:07, Reply)
track 5 accurately describes what people will be doing if they get past track 4
www.chrisdaneowens.com/music.html
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:07, Reply)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:28, Reply)
iStockPhoto provides high resolution business photos of fake business people. Perhaps you want to emphasize the ethnic diversity of your staff? Or the lack of technological knowledge female employees have?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:52, Reply)
as sad as it is, it's a surprise how much difference adding all that bollocks makes.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:02, Reply)
We have to do mind numbing online training modules every so often.
Things I have found...
1) Take a random photo in the workplace and it will have a man of African descent, a White female and and Indian Female.
2) Disabled people aren't part of this above diversity.
3) Ginger people are severely underrepresented on these photos.
4) Despite only 7.9% of the British populace being of ethnic origin, they will easily outnumber white people.
5) There are no distinctions between different groups of White people, but Muslims, Sikhs, and Hindus et al are all distinguished via traditional dress.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:41, Reply)
i once worked at a good stock photo company with beautiful photographs... it got bought and watered down... and again and again... and then it was down to this... the video is hard enough. imagine looking at those photos 8 hours a day 5 days a week.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:43, Reply)

Sorry for the length of post peeps! It's a bit of a squeeze getting the tracklistings in. Anyway enjoy the music as the download is available from my site now! :D
Disk One, Mixed by DJ Abstraction
01 - Baggi Begovic feat. Nanchang Nancy - It's Only Nothing (Original Mix) [Stealth Records]
02 - MIO feat. Mavoks - Someone Like You (Chris Kaye & Tristan Chase Remix) [Mondo Records]
03 - Sia - Buttons (Original Mix) [Maelstrom]
04 - DJ Cor Fijneman feat. Melissa Mathes - Disappear (Sylvane Remix) [Songbird]
05 - Dan Stone & Phil Young - Summer Tide (Miika Kuisma Remix) [Alter Ego Pure]
06 - 3Artes feat. Mandy Ihrig - U're Not In Love With Me (Original Mix) [Ocean Drive Records]
07 - David Newsum - Spank Bank (Activa Deep Mix) [Kill The Lights]
08 - RunRun feat. Bug K. - You Will Come (Aleksey Beloozerov Remix) [Mediadrive Records]
09 - Frase pres. Ornate - Strikeout (Hamilton Remix) [Vaccine Records]
10 - Myon Shane 54 feat. Carrie Skipper - Vampire (Club Mix) [Armind]
11 - DJ Danjo & Rob Styles - Duende (La Vuelta) (Danjo's Kanova Guitar Remix) [High Contrast Nu Breed]
12 - Suncatcher - Losing Daylight (Mark Versluis Remix) [Inov8 Recordings]
13 - DJ Tiesto, Alone In The Dark - Edward Carnby (Tiesto Instrumental Mix) [Maelstrom]
Total length: 01:19:35
Disc 2 - Mixed by DreamensioN
01 - The Skulls (DreamensioN Intro Edit)
02 - Alex Bartlett feat. Anthya - Touch The Sun (Rank 1 remix) [Drizzly]
03 - Cerf Mitiska and Jaren - You Never Said (Randy Boyer and Eric Tadla remix) [Soundpiercing]
04 - Sia - Buttons (Markus Schulz Coldharbour remix) [Ultra Records]
05 - Ohmna - Satori Waterfalls [Cyber Records]
06 - Markus Schulz - The New World (Original mix) [Coldharbour Records]
07 - Yamin feat Marcie - No One (Airtight remix) [Motion Music]
08 - Giuseppe Ottaviani feat Stephen Pickup - No More Alone (Jon Obir remix) [Vandit Records]
09 - Simon Patterson - Smack (Original Mix) [Reset Records]
10 - Andy Moor - Fake Awake (Ecomix) [Anjunabeats]
11 - Haris C feat Anthya - My Angel (Club Mix) [Insatiable]
12 - Above and Beyond pres Oceanlab - Breaking Ties (Above and Beyond Analogue Haven mix) [Anjunabeats]
13 - C Systems - Close My Eyes (Lemon and Einar K remix) [Apocalypse]
14 - Bossanova - Stonecold (Afterburn Remix) [Tatsumaki]
Total length: 01:16:34
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(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:23, Reply)
Does the FAQ make reference to how your music definetly isn't gay?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:23, Reply)
I was referring mainly to not just randomly slating things that people have made. Unless "gay" has now become a compliment... but considering the current famous gay musical artists, I presume it was just a jab at something he doesn't like :)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:13, Reply)
but he would confirm the hypothesis that my entire family is gay...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:03, Reply)
You missed out the two Hs.
Fahbulous and Dahling.
Don't make the mistake again, okay?!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:37, Reply)
He's Jewish, not Trinny and Suzannah! Surely he's rolling the 'r's and that makes up for a lack of 'h'?
please?
pretty please?
just let me out of this cage....
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:51, Reply)
Romanian TV presenter does "phone violence" when nobody calls on a television Phone-in. She was fired & the station fined over £1,000.
Ummmmm..... it's in a foreign language so your guess is as good as mine if it's NSFW.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:18, Reply)
Television itself goes into meltdown when nobody watches it. This is what happens!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:21, Reply)
And see how she reacted then.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:34, Reply)
you have to be a bit of a freak to end up working on one of those "shows"...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:43, Reply)
Keep expecting her to get crazier and start attacking the cameraman.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:15, Reply)
bless their former eastern block hearts
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:25, Reply)
listening to 'A Perfect Teenhood' by Trail of Dead. Good combination.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:29, Reply)
... and let you know what the hell's going on here. If it's interesting. And if I can be arsed.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:51, Reply)
beat that phone, beat it hard, HARDER GOD DAMN YOU!!!! yeah that's the stuff...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:33, Reply)
I can tell you what she says:
" I want the phone to ring"
" I want the phone to ring now!"
"I said I wand the phone to ring now!"
or is it "i want that the phone rings"? English grammar is confusing sometimes :)
the stupid thing is that the phone doesn't ring because nobody calls, but because it's a system where you enter in the contest and they call you.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:12, Reply)
you just see if I dont.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)
I can quite happily munch through jalapeños at the cinema and have some Dragons Blood that i I use in most of my cooking. I can't imagine what this would do to me on the inside, let alone on the way out!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:36, Reply)
I'm just saying the ending scared me, it was like something out of 28 Days Later.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:58, Reply)
But I'd like to try a bit of the pepper. You know, to see what it's like.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:22, Reply)
someone has to break the news.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:13, Reply)
from eating a really hot chilli. His face and eyes swelled up for a couple of days
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:36, Reply)
i don't see a moustache... do you? really? ;)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:45, Reply)
^what that said. Should be safe for work.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:50, Reply)
Finnish Jackass, except better. That building stunt at the beginning was insane!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:07, Reply)
The first clip looks very dangerous. As does most of it actually. I'm off to Finland in August, I'll try to buy the DVD if I can!
EDIT. My post if almost identical to the one above. I should refresh b3ta more often.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:27, Reply)
"This should be a funny moment, but I'm not laughing"
I was.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:42, Reply)
Looks quite good though
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:58, Reply)
Im sure theyve had a show on over here in the UK on MTV or Bravo or something.
They did a stunt where one of them broke his neck in a car and he came out of hospital the same night to go a party.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:21, Reply)
i think this is from a couple years ago though.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:04, Reply)
that ten minutes of ranting has taught me far more about the Israel/Lebanon conflict than anything else I've seen. Well done that man.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:48, Reply)
That the pretty much all of what Galloway has said is total bullshit.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:57, Reply)
Due to the Merkava tank being no good against Hisbollah fighters
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xvfFc7VU24s
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:49, Reply)
It appears half this war is fought in the comments on youtube videos
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:45, Reply)
Completely agree with the sentiment that there is a bias in the way this is presented on TV and print. Have you seen that O'Reilly chap on US Fox TV? Hope that is not the way we're headed. Its such a complex issue though - but I did like the fact that he brought up the US often unreported funding of various states around the world's war machines. Made me think of The Quiet American film from a few years back.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:55, Reply)
O Reilly is allowed to get away with his SCUMBAG approach to journalism because the US does not have our impartiality laws.
I am not the protesting type, but if we lose those laws, I will be there outside parliament with banners with the rest of them.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:17, Reply)
He's talking to Alan King, and King pwns him.
Galloway is entitles to his opinion, but every time he's been interviewed on Sky, he acts like a total cunt.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:15, Reply)
hes atosser and a champagne socialist but he's great on tv.
no one else comes close to sticking it to the man.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:28, Reply)
George Galloway instead of Dual Carriageway.
"Daddy is this a motorway or a Geaorge Galloway?"
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:30, Reply)
he's a nippy sweetie except for when he's hassling reporters and american politicians...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:36, Reply)
I think that israel is being a bit of a cunt at the moment though
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While I can't support some of his politics, what a very brilliantly angry bloke.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:57, Reply)
Someone's spent a lot of time and money on this. You're all loaded, buy it.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 7:30, Reply)
Doesn't he know it's 88mph?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:32, Reply)
Craziness ensues.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:53, Reply)
i think he's one of many american 'comedians' who play to huge stadiums of people but have no actual good jokes. apparently a joke stealer and much hated by the internet.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 7:53, Reply)
A wonderful introduction to passive aggression
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:27, Reply)
the guy would of been wearing the soup if it was me
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:46, Reply)
Took me a while to get the hit you did on me, very subtle! ;)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 7:03, Reply)
A friend sent me this link when he spotted some stolen screen shots in the backround. rather NSFW though.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:18, Reply)
dont post porn!
mmmmm
unless
"sometimes, not often, i like the idea of a chick with a horse!"
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:20, Reply)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:37, Reply)
it's not porn? So what is that pic of her fingering herself all about then?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:22, Reply)
"A friend sent me this link"
go on admit it, you were searching for dungeon porn.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:23, Reply)
Was having some google images tom foolery though
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:26, Reply)
i dont come here for shock site and porn... there seems to be more and more. stop.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:34, Reply)
but after watching a guy sitting on a jar and that retarded link with the murdering gits i got a litte mad... they are hot, just not on my mind atm
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:43, Reply)
I was just surprised to see elder scrolls 4 in the background. wont do it again, will stick to posting fluff instead.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:55, Reply)
We should sanitise links for your convenience.
Please tell us daily what you would and wouldn't like to see.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:11, Reply)
that is incredibly creeped out by her wonky, boss-eyed nipples?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:40, Reply)
Uncyclopedia strikes again
''Winky, an elf who wished to remain anonymous, confirmed that conditions in the new workshops are disappointing: "There used be about 1,000 of us working in a brightly-lit hall, and the atmosphere was fantastic", he enthused, "But now we're down to just 3 genuine elves and about 2 dozen illegal immigrants dressed in duvets. We work a 16-hour day and have to make do with Tizer instead of egg-nog and brandy to keep our spirits up."''
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:09, Reply)
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