But, just. Why?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SfB6zJn8pu0&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 7:04, Reply)
..is older than the hills. Hills with a big glass cock sat at the top.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:54, Reply)
who finds these pathetic attempts at garnering some kind of attention/notoriety/fame via cringe-worthy You Tube postings all rather sad?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:55, Reply)
She's got good tits though so that's alright.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:07, Reply)
that's some serious wank machine, they should of integrated a teas maid into it aswell.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:54, Reply)
which is pretty special for a random jpg...
G'nite!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 2:55, Reply)
Hmm.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 3:16, Reply)
thrown at you whenever you point to something dodgy you've found. I can see from the smiley you ain't serious, but many often are.
(and frankly I'm glad it ain't like that)
www.portalofevil.com/lj.php is well named
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:19, Reply)
Until some rotten cunt split on me.
/coat
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 6:51, Reply)
for several reasons. I wonder what the story is behind it. Im hoping its art and that she isnt really dead. Surely they wouldnt display someone who had had an autopsy like that.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 3:32, Reply)
assuming that he has pulled down her dress to observe her ample dead boobies...it's what I would do...I imagine...ummm
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 3:37, Reply)
looked like a perfectly normal funeral from where i'm from.
What says i'm going to miss you more than showing even as a corpse you're still hot?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:16, Reply)
I was wondering what the white substance was on the side of her mouth...
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:57, Reply)
First Number 6 and now......... KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 2:51, Reply)
But does the fact that he appeared in Dynasty negate his previous iconic status?
Discuss
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:26, Reply)
And McGoohan too.... :(
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:21, Reply)
I get the Norwich / Inverness connections at Peterborough a lot and it always makes me feel this way.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:55, Reply)
Baby elephant in trouble, MUM & DAD to the rescue.!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:29, Reply)
might make Mum overprotective :)
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:41, Reply)
Two weeks unable to have a bath, a shower, or drift far from the house has worn me down to be honest
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 1:04, Reply)
plus pubs bore me shitless
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 1:45, Reply)
with their intelligence, and the way they work together!
Nice post!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:55, Reply)
'Just as well they had their trunks with them!'
/coat
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:09, Reply)
My 8 year old cousin texted me the other day calling me a "big fat elepfant" (sic)! :)
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 19:35, Reply)
You know, the one who's parents wanted his full name 'Adolf Hitler' put on his birthday cake? That's right, the one who's sister is called Aryan Nation. Well, turns out the New Jersey social services have stepped in and removed the two little guys. No reason has yet been publicised for the removal, but I'm guessing that Heath and Deborah Campbell are beginning to regret getting in touch with the press about the cake fiasco in the first place...
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:04, Reply)
Just what is that thing on the left?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:18, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they missed out some of what he actually said, I think it went more like this:
""Yeah, they (the Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They're not going to grow up like that...
...they'll be even better."
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:21, Reply)
to quote:
"This is completely unamerican. To take someones child because of his name and the way someone chooses to raise them! So let me get this straight. faggots in new jersey can marry, adopt children, and kiss on television, but someone can't name their child adolf hitler campbell. Something is wrong with this country terriblt wrong."
America is scary, though i've been there and i found all the ones i met very nice, though a bit obsessed with medieval time.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:55, Reply)
i used to work in seattle.
everyone there seemed to be part of the SCA.
the guy i worked with even made chainmail as a hobby.
it was wierd.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:18, Reply)
Blurb from the official website
"The harmony processor creates 2- to 4-part harmonies directly from your vocals, in the same key as your accompanying instrument. Studio-quality reverb lets you independently add depth to your dry and harmony vocals."
If you have a line-out on any instrument, plug this beauty in and sing away and you'll be in tune with whatever you are playing.
Check out the beatboxing at 2:15.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:52, Reply)
I love Vocoders, but can never:
a) be arsed to fiddle around with the virtual dials on VSTi/VSTeffects
b) find a good reason why I should buy a decent microphone when I have no decent voice (I have pitch, but not a singers voice)
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:09, Reply)
I personally use Logic's built-in EVOC vocoder for a lot of my productions. Granted, it does take a bit of work to get the desired sound out of it, but I've not yet found a single vocoder, software or hardware, that doesn't!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:12, Reply)
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 1:21, Reply)
Free VST, easy to use and sounds great.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:28, Reply)
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:10, Reply)
This is a nice piece of kit. I imagine half the battle's being competent enough to use it to its fullest, but that's with every other piece of kit I guess
hmm...now i want to pick my saxophone back up
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:15, Reply)
would explain 'Faster Better Stronger' or whatever it's called...
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 1:17, Reply)
Daft Punk use a Talkbox for Digital Love and Harder better faster stronger.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 6:36, Reply)
but probably not as good as a Kaoss Pad, that has untold FX in it and you can plug a microphone or line into it.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:34, Reply)
...I can look forward to some talentless no mates solo artist adding this to the loop pedal he already has, and managing to upset me even more around the music venues of our great capital city?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:57, Reply)
cuts annoyingly short at the end, i could have watched every word!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:59, Reply)
Uncle Rubbish's Shit Club
Was a half hour thing on C4.
Loved it.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:45, Reply)
I'd bet money it's a temporary fix, but it's fixed nonetheless.
Worth watching it again just to listen to the argument in the background.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:59, Reply)
I think he subscribes to the "if it doesn't work at first...use a bigger hammer" school of thinking
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:08, Reply)
He seems like the Aussie equivalent to a chav. Couple that with the argument in the background, and I think my point is enforced.
Warranty? Fuck no. It's stolen.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:21, Reply)
Although bogans tend to be more council estate-esque.
In Sydney we call them Westies, as most of that particular type of arsehole come from the Western suburbs....like Penrith
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 3:36, Reply)
Antiques Roadshow?
And why did he not do it the proper way, with an overhand thrown Wii-mote?
nice clip though
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:32, Reply)
that's got a similar problem.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:35, Reply)
then I found out it was still under guarantee and I got a brand spanking new one for nowt!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:56, Reply)
Have you seen this totally amazing video...it has all these web memes in it!!!
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But do not fear, your internets have not been wasted with another reposted for the umpteenth time link.
This is in fact some sort of alternate version they've snuck onto youtube a couple of days ago, it's so ingrained in internet culture, the video itself has a youtube player inside the youtube video.
They've managed to add in a load more memes as well, from LEEROOOY JENKINS to Line Rider to something that should really have been in there in the first place... a SNAAAAAKE and quite a few more Badgers Badgers references
Oh and watch it to the end for the inevitable...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:58, Reply)
Did they find who the techno-viking is? Or was that dubbed on?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:31, Reply)
pretty much everything in there, didn't spot dancing all of the world man (or what ever he is called) though.
*lotsa clicks*
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:56, Reply)
you mean matt of wherethehellismatt.com
He/his dance could quite easily have made an appearance
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:12, Reply)
so many of his clips could've worked!
i like the one with the kids in africa! they are ace!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:26, Reply)
when the shot from evolution of dance is on, on the projector screens either side of him it's there.
or possibly that's the thriller prison, could be either.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 1:06, Reply)
Like their agent suddenly thought, "Hey, there might be some money to be had from these internet type kids! CRAM IT FULL OF SHIT."
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:51, Reply)
and it's kind of been done before (or maybe after, depending on when this was released) by South Park too with most of the same memes having a big fight. Sometimes meme's just aren't clever, they're the marketing equivalent of a 50 year old dad with a backwards cap on.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 6:18, Reply)
I think they they redid this video just so they could use it.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Is it wrong that I *really* want to hear Tay Zonday actually singing this?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 19:38, Reply)
.. or did they get some of these memes to actually perform in this vid?
very very cool video, i loved it! although i have to say that if i showed some of my buddies who only use the internet for facebook they wouldn't understand any of it
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:29, Reply)
My latest podcast can be heard above, or downloaded in different formats if you visit:
http://www.trevs-shed.net/flux/
Thanks.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:49, Reply)
people of asian origin, mash, cheese!
racist!
*clicks!*
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:07, Reply)
Cheers for the feedback.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 6:47, Reply)
Fail Blog for those that don't subscribe, made me laugh like a loon.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:31, Reply)
failblog.org/2008/05/27/ax-murderer-fail/
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:11, Reply)
but when all the identifiable stories talk about 1990s and earlier hard/software [windows 95/98/nt4, 5.25 inch floppies], you can assume it's already been seen. Lots.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:49, Reply)
* Me: "Hello, I have just bought your new (printer model), and I was wondering if I can use it in Europe with 220 volts?"
* Tech Support: "Hmmm...let me see.... Here, ok, it says that the printer works with 120 volts, so 220 volts should be enough."
* Me: "What?! If it is made only for 120 volts, and I hook it up to 220 volts, it's going to fry."
* Tech Support: "Hmmm. You may need a surge protector."
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:51, Reply)
But if this is the thing you guys like, take a look at Worse than failure.
For extra fun, look for "The Brillant Paula Bean" - I'd like to believe that was a fabrication, but I work in the public sector.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:56, Reply)
True story.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:38, Reply)
Edit:- 60's Cult TV star of "The Prisoner" dies in Los Angeles.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:12, Reply)
I loved him and his crackly voice and his craziness. I don't like Harry Potter but he'd have made a pretty kickass Dumbledore.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:46, Reply)
*looks shifty*
wanna buy some cake??
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:24, Reply)
Re the bit where the Oirish guy takes gulps of helium direct from the gas canister, this is not recommended folks, unless you want a frozen lung...
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:57, Reply)
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