Durex - Get it on
Apols if GC
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:48,
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If you just give me a moment....
I will extract my eyebrows from my hairline!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:53,
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Hahahaha!
Though the squeaky noises go through me a bit.
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Monty Propps, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:54,
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there's something a bit wrong about that
i think it's the pixar-esque quality of the characterisations. Bit too Luxo Jnr gone porno...
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Boris Johnson presents a collection of Bushisms
(ignore the tory schpiel at the end)
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:48,
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Shit man!
Serious odd. Made me feel uncomfortable enough to switch it off after about 10 seconds.
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The fully rendered one is even worse
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kiiCE6cwoV8&feature=related
EDIT - possibly NSFW !
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the second they texture mapped those people
I went "uuuurrrrghhh" and almost lost my lunch.
Edit: So other than looking like 3D Kiddie pron it aint bad lol!
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abstraction is somewhere out there..., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:40,
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Wire frame horse made it for me.
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Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:41,
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I'm not sure real horses
stick their heads right under the water like that when they drink...
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teedyay, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:56,
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Thought I might pop by again :)
Good see it's still warm from when I disappeared :D
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Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:41,
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DJ Abstraction - Beyond Consciousness 16 - (3pm GMT on Afterhours.fm)
I made this!
Kicking off at 3pm GMT
Hey there, just letting those who are interested know that my show is on at 3pm GMT today.
10:00:00 Thursday November 20, 2008 EST
15:00:00 Thursday November 20, 2008 GMT
16:00:00 Thursday November 20, 2008 CET
01:00:00 Friday November 21, 2008 AEST
If you get a chance, please tune in :)
Kicking off at 3pm GMT
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abstraction is somewhere out there..., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:26,
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Can you do a Spin Back,
and dedicate it to B3ta, please?
:-)
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Darklord, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:29,
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haha
well, it's all been recorded already. But I can do a voice over next month and say Hi to b3ta! :D
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abstraction is somewhere out there..., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:39,
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Robotic Dancing Contest
Shirley a theme for a future B3ta bash?
Features Metal Mickey and Geordi LaForge (1:05).
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Monty Propps, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:05,
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President Obama's official portrait: the first ever taken with a digital camera
Well what do you know, Canon EOS 5D Mark II..
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:37,
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Tiz a mighty fine camera
although it looks like someone misinterpreted the EXIF data. "No flash used" indeed!
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aMac updated his sig, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:56,
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but has a flash been used?
his whole face isn't illuminated, more like spotlights in the room.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:09,
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there's plenty of flash there
it's just not on-camera flash. From the catchlights in his eyes, I would say there was an octabox camera left and a reflector board camera right.
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LP, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:40,
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Now all he needs is a soul.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:17,
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No, you're right really.
He's an upstanding, honest po' black chil' made good...
He's bought and paid for, he decides, nothing. He does what Brezinsky tells him. Once the honeymoon is over, there are going to be alot of very disillusioned and pissed off yanks.
But that's ok because the police and military have already been trained and are ready for massive civil unrest.
Ha!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:34,
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Me myself and I
In other news, Dark Knight is on Xbox live to download in HD.
Blu-ray?, NO FANKS MISTER!
Not watched it yet though.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:45,
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I must admit, even owning the DVD, and having watched it several times
I'm tempted to do that :)
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Monty Propps, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:48,
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I'm 720/1080i. I only realised this recently.
1080p being the next standard and 'true HD'.
Bastards.
Ed: I mean to say it can do upscaling, it's sold as a 1080i, it's a fucking mindfield.
It's this one;
www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-KDL-37P3020-Widescreen-Bravia-Freeview/dp/B000VZ83VM
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:22,
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Goodbye Charlie, Hello Kate!
The horse tranquilizer Ketamine beats Cocaine as new drug of choice!
:-|
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Darklord, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:26,
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The only thing I remember about the stuff
were those monged out on Snowballs sitting down and not saying anything at raves - does Ket post 1990 have an uplifting effect ?
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Depends on the environment, as with most things.
I had a better time than on E. But I was hanging out with some brilliant French guys.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:47,
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urgh
i had a bit of a ket phase. i'm glad i'm over it, you turn into a mong.
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There's a time and a place for ketamine.
It's 6am at your mate's house after everyone's started to come down after a big night out.
Not in a club. It's the worst thing to take in a club.
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Zuowan, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:07,
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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves analysed for historical accuracy.
Wonderfully po-faced extended critique of the 1991 blockbuster from Alex von Tunzelmann. I hope this is the start of a series, it tickled my pedantic funny bone.
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Zuowan, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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I agree that Alan Rickman
was by far the most entertaining aspect of that film. True of most films he's in to be fair
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:27,
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Ooh, yes, concurred
Watched Snow Cake the other day, he was brilliant.
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Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show
SCIENCE!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:13,
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hahaha
eww
That guy plays a mean guitar though.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:24,
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i always thought a slight similarity between...
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:46,
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arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhh!!!
my eyeeeesss!!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:10,
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cwooorrrrr!!!
*rubs thighs*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:10,
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Back in the day when I was at a dotcom, we had yahoo finance up constantly.
Big Billy G has been selling millions of shares on daily basis for years.
This is share option porn. Where porn is defined as "something you want but you probably can't get"
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cupboardy, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:25,
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well i'm wanking furiously
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:42,
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Derek Draper wants - and really, really needs - your help
As you can see from this video, Derek Draper has good reason to seek new talent:
"The next phase of this masterplan in building up the Labour community in the UK is to recruit an army of talented volunteers to contribute to the site. Think b3ta.com meets HuffingtonPost. And this is where you come in, says Draper. It could some Photoshop mastery performed on the latest Tory poster campaign, or a viral that circulates ahead of Barack Obama's inauguration reminding us that David Cameron supported John McCain. Even if you were against the war, are not a member of the Labour party and don't care about politics, you'll still have something to say. If that's your bag, he wants to hear from you."
I am here to warn those who may be unaware of Mr Draper's background that he is an arrogant twit who cannot be trusted.
Even those who support Labour (or New Labour) would do well to avoid this carpet-bagger and his pathetic PR channel passing itself off as a blog.
/2p
edit - fresh background link added
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:45,
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ooh
CDC mecca for that site then
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:50,
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not with this twit
he'd be the first to rush for the moral high round and present your efforts as a Tory attack
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:54,
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'Hi, I'm climbing the greasy pole to the level where I can tell you all what to do.'
'Please draw loads of cocks with spunk flying out of them as I believe that they will help to promote me.'
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I'm a Labour member
And as such went to Labour Student's council in December... bunch of political students, an interesting bunch, but definatly have their own way about them.
Anyway, Draper gave a really great speach. Heard plenty say he was a twat before hand, but he's actually quite a cool bloke. Had his family there, his 3 year old daughter almost gave a speach at one point, very funny.
And to be fair to him, he's the first to admit to his previous dealings etc.
Ide forgive him anyway, he seems like a good laugh.
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Jorvic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:12,
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Sarah Palin also gave a great speech once...
... but when the chips were down, she turned out to be a complete waste of space.
Not comparing the two as individuals, just pointing out that there's a difference between a staged speech and what you can expect from someone in a real life situation.
(Also, the capacity to find a partner and breed has little bearing on this. Tony Blair has a family. David Cameron has a family. George W. Bush has a family. Idi Amin Dada had *six* families.)
This week, for example, DD dodged an awkward question (on a site that invites comment!) and took to insulting me when I asked on what basis he had labelled my comment 'trash' and ignored it. He may be a nice person to know briefly or even personally, but as a blogger* he is full of FAIL.
(*actually, he sees himself as more of a blogmaster, by the looks of things)
And there is also scant mention of his previous dealings on the website bio:
www.labourlist.org/derek_draper
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:38,
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Can't say I ever found Palin to give a good speach, maybe she did for Republicans
What I meant to say was he was fairly candid, obviously the fact he has kids has no bearing on anything, just saying that at this event he didnt seem to have any air or graces, his kid was running about making noise, much to the horror of his wife, but he just made jokes about it lifting her up to podium to finish his speach etc. I'm just saying he made a good impression on me, and answered the questions after extremly well, Ill have a look at the links you've posted etc when ive sobered up from last night. I was actually shocked that it was the same bloke that was involved with lobbygate etc. Seem like two completly different blokes.
It would maybe do him good to try and put some of that candidness accross in his blogging? During his speach he mentioned that during his training in America he was advised to be carefull by a fellow student who'd been googling because he "shared his name with a total asshole".
Anyway ill check out more of what youve posted when ive got rid of this drunkeness/hangover
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Jorvic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:04,
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appreciated
thanks
"It would maybe do him good to try and put some of that candidness accross in his blogging?"
I doubt he knows enough about blogging to realise the value this would have. (Make that would've had; it's probably too late now.)
His research into blogs appears spotty at best. He's sniffed around the weblogs of a few people who *claim* to be the best, but that's about it.
edit - You might want to add this comment of mine to your reading list. Draper appears to be faking contributions or using material without credit.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:26,
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Thats a good comment, If thats the one he refused to answer, its a bit idiotic of him
I'm doing a module about web 2.0 and blogging etc. so I should probably learn a bit more, if not just to get involved with this project.
He mentioned this was all in the works in his speach, I think he's mainly be concerned with the right wing twunts that post comments on BBC articles etc so he wants us Labour lot to get more involved. But Labour use of thew web is quite poor in my opinion, which is shocking really given Tory attempts to use it, they're getting better but you kind of expect the spin machine to be a bit slicker than this ;)
The Labour membersnet site is piss poor hopefull this labourlist one will be better, still havn't checked it out properly yet. theres a few MPs on Facebook Hazel Blears has her son update hers sometimes, which seems fairly pointless as far as publicity etc goes, because your not going to add her as a friend unless your a Labour member really?
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Jorvic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:49,
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he's ignored it so far
but it's early days
the comment I discussed above was about his use of the law firm Schillings
edit - and I should add that the 'popular' Tory bloggers have used vastly inflated traffic figures, spin and PR to earn their reputations. Comments on these 'popular' sites are also ruthlessly censored (using a variety of techniques beyond simple deletion) and they would not have survived the past few years without this. One of these people is a bankrupt drink driver who had an ill-advised dalliance with the BNP in his youth. Little wonder that he forbids all mention of his real name on his website... while campaigning for transparency in politics.
(this chap has not been mentioned by name here, because it's not my site, and he likes to throw lawyers around when he's not bragging/claiming that he's beyond the reach of libel laywers himself)
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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Had a look at that
I definatly need to learn more about this kind of thing! Definatly wrong to dismiss your concerns, as far as the 60 million people rather than 60 bloggers, that comes accross as fairly arrogant, I would hope he didn't mean it to. But i gues he wouldnt be in the business if he wasn't sure of what he was saying..
Interesting though, good /linkage ill be looking into this a bit more!
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Jorvic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:09,
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'Allo Kate, Got A New Gong, Luv?
NSFW
I made this!
The sweariest song ever accompanies Kate Winslet's latest weepfest.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:36,
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LOL - I *heart* Alexi Sayle
Good choice :D She is an annoying twat that Winslet although I would.
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Star Wars described by someone who hasn't seen it...
...made me larf, it did.
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That was quite funny in places :)
'Hans'
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:12,
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I love this.
Her understanding is notably more advanced than my own, frankly.
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kikilookeylikey, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:34,
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Ace :)
She must have been a script consultant for the prequel triology.
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Monty Propps, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:46,
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Hahaha
Chewbacca is a deformed Ewok
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:49,
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Hee hee!
I like this
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:14,
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wahahahaha
I laughed so hard
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:19,
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Queen Muppet
I made this!
All this talk of No One Knows reminded me what I always hear when I hear that song...
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:21,
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Maybe the real title of the song is
No One Knows we were listening to manamana when we wrote this.
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Hawk the Slayer's rubbish!
How I miss Spaced.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:54,
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Yes!
Oh the memories! My first D&D character was called Hawk.
Have some Manimal - my seond favourite thing that was on in roughly the same time period!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6iQ-mzYRl3s&feature=related
And my third thing:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6IGv26Vb1K0&feature=related
(Cursor was a little bit Mischievous at times)
Woo! That's cheered me up for the day.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:05,
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I Paid Money to..
hire this, on Betamax when I was young. It was shit then, and dont let nostalgia fool you.
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Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!
Fucking helll... I've never seen HtS but this has wetted my appetite enourmously.
Hawk also played the worst Felix leiter EVAH! in The Living Daylights, where he was so awful they had to dub his voice
I see Krull was on at the weekend
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:18,
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Redo.me.uk - URL miniaturisation with a twist - Back Online!
I made this!
I just wanted to let you all know that Redo.Me is back online.
We were very rudely suspended by a well known bank as they were unhappy that someone had 'redone' their homepage replacing the word 'bank' with the word 'wank'.
After explaining that the link would be removed and that the site is not used to steal peoples bank details we are back online.
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"more ways to wank with us"
:D
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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temper temper
so touchy these wankers.... sorry, bankers these days. I wonder what's got their goat?
Nice site BTW Long may the mischief continue!
redo.me.uk/pissflap woo!
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The worst album covers, EVAR
From another forum (gasp!), there's a few real classic ones in there. Enjoys :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:40,
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Good stuff ...
but not as good as the old Top 10 with The Brailletes and the 'All My Friends Are Dead' album.
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I'm sure there was something like this before
but I do like the comments with the covers.
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Yeah, I've seen something similar before too
Wasn't GC though, so I'd thought I'd drop it on teh boards.
The #1 on the 2nd list is comical and frightning at the same time.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:01,
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Dirty Dancing
A high school principal tries to explain to two boys why their dancing is inappropriate.
If all reality shows were this funny I might actually watch them.
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Jocks... you gotta love 'em
.... but I bet in 10 - 15 years time they will be bald accountants moaning about youth.
Was pretty funny though
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Flash_Bastard, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:23,
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Hahaha
But you know that's a comedy program, right?
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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:28,
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I use the word "reality"
in a sense that transcends mere factuality.
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mockumentary ?
Still amusing. I might look for this show on the torrents.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:56,
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Hours or entertainment
I pod mod shaking titties. nsfw ish
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:03,
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i qutie liked that
what other phones have a g-meter in them?
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:12,
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Touch Diamond has one,
it's not a new thing, I saw it in a Nokia yonks before the iPhone came out.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:59,
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Dead celebs and wobbly tits day - (Mr. Burns)Excellent(/Mr Burns)
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:18,
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Birth of a Giraffe
Have some long legged fluff this morning :D
At first this is a bit EWWWWW then it goes a bit AHHHH :)
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:31,
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I like the way she stamps on him to wake him up
can I do that with my next one?
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:45,
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