marvelous!
I wish there was more of Mr. Buxton available on the internets
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a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:00,
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Haha!
Brilliant Buckles!
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:17,
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Worstest in the barn - Charlie and Lola versus mr null
I made this!
I didn't make much of this - I just edited the original for some extra puerile humour. Worth watching till the end though
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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:35,
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ha ha!
I loved the original - just needed a little update ;-)
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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:04,
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Same problem as the original, I'm afraid :-)
If that moo-cow is a Him, then that's an awful lot of bottles of bull spunk.
Probably deserves his title of Super Dooper Moo Cow though if he can knock that much out.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:24,
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Natlie Portman raps
NSFW
This song's been posted before, but hadn't seen the video.
Is brill. Good old Lonely Island.
(clicky linky, embeddy no worky.)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:21, Reply)
Your message on the West Bank wall
Prolly GC, but:
Pay this guy 30 Euros, he spray-paints the message of your choice on the West Bank Wall in Ramallah and sends pics to prove that the deed is done. None of your Banksy rubbish.
My money's on "Netanyahu is a homo"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:53,
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That is superb!
What a great idea.
Magenta CDC anyone?
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:03,
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Oh, I'm going to write
"Thanks to this I can get the bus without getting blown up!"
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:08, Reply)
"I paid Israel billions of dollars
and all I got was this lousy wall"
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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:54,
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Suggestions:
Hit Here
Beep beep I'm a brick
My God is better than your God
Pork. It's good for you.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:15,
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How long before someone get in with:
There's probably no god. Now stop worrying....etc
It would fit in nicely I think. :)
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thiswasmyclone, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:20,
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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fishmen
It's The Shadow Over Innsmouth, in musical form. What could be better?
FISHMEN, you guys!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
dog reaction to a fart
kept me up most of last night giggling to myself
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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:56,
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lol
utterly childish, I love it :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:08,
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awww
a sheltie! I had a sheltie as a teenager, she was a rescue dog and very lovely.
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moogy boobles, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:21,
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It isn't the fart at 0:01
It's the little follow-through at 0:03 that creases me up *click*
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:14,
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Q: What's the definition of a fart?
A: The tortured screams of an imprisoned shit.
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 28 Feb 2009, 5:21,
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guy falls in love with sexy female assasin
writes thought provoking and touching article about it
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:36,
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Crikey.. all very dark and depressing
It is touching but in a way that makes you remember people can still have feelings like that against such a screwed up and brutish backdrop they lived in
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:59,
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All of the above and more
very interesting
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:59,
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Wasnt this in Viz about 5 years ago?
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:37,
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Much, Much Older
I can remember this from the late 80's.
And yes, I tried it, and no, it didn't work...
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:42,
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This does not work
No matter how many flies you use the wee bastards won't all flap their wings in unison.
Also fly wrangling is a pain in the arse.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:47,
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Once you catch them....................
put them in the freezer in a glass for a few mins, it puts them to sleep and makes it much easier to superglue their legs to the lolly sticks. As a nice variation you can glue a piece of thread to their back and take it for a fly in the park as a nice change.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:20,
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What a fucking state the place was in beforehand
Every sympathy for the Forklift driver, who undoubtably will get the full blame for this!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:54,
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I'm guessing
That racking was overloading, seeing how flimsy it was plus the big bags of stuff loaded on. Probably bound to happen with even the slightest nudge.
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:51,
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Advance Australia Fair
I made this!
I've just found out something interesting about the Australian National Anthem.
And yes, it's a blog post and contains words.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:57,
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Those verses were taken out in 1984
I mean, you can trot it out whenever you want but you'll be talking about a 25 year old revision.
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gronkpan, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:03,
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True
But it'll still be good fun to wind up a few Ozzies down the pub. Serves themselves right for choosing that song over the second place. Waltzing Matilda. A much more cheery choice for a National Anthem and quintessentially Australian.
On a similar note I'd like to get rid of our tedious God Save The Queen and have the theme tune to The Archers instead. Again, a tune that's quintessentially British.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:14,
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Waltzing Matilta?
What? A song about a tea-leaf topping himself in a pond.... yeah, OK then, why not and for the Poms, stick with God Save Liz, just use the Sex Pistols version with additional swearing & urination - now that is quintessentially British.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
Nah...
It has to be The Archers tune and it has to be without words. Instead, we'd all go:
DA DADA DADADADA DA DA DA DA DAHHHH_DAHHH
Make the Olympics much more fun....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:23,
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I never knew that!
I've just googled it, I think that verse must have been taken out when we used to sing it at Primary school.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:36,
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waltzing matilda is not a cheery song.
I would write a song called "shootin 'roos and barbecues"
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gronkpan, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:31,
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Ok
It's not a cheery song but it *is* a cheery tune. And it's got a thief in it and you can't get more Australian than a convict.
But I like the idea of a song called "Shooting 'Roo's And Barbecues"
Set to the tune of Waltzing Matilda? A win-win situation.....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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Why not...
'Shooting Roos & Barbecues' to the tune of The Archers ? It fits.
Shooting roos and barbecues, beating Poms at cricket,
You'll like it here, the Fosters beer makes Sheilas want to lick it.
The abos say "They took away our rights and like to rape us," But that's not true we say to you 'Have you ever seen that on Neighbours?'
(repeat opening tune)
It's safe, it's white, it's dynamite, don't fret about the lingo,
Bring your kids and babies too, just watch out for the dingoes.
Book your flight and get your jabs, pack your bags and cases; our kids can't wait to emigrate, so come and take their places!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeIEovjOVdI
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Grindstaff, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:29,
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:)
You're hired.
Give me another two verses and I'll record it and put it on YouTube.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:32,
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Done
see above - link is to 'Barwick Green' the actual name of the music.
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Grindstaff, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:04,
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Arse!
.
Give me until Monday and I'll fulfill my side of the bargain.
Oh God.
Me singing.
The world will never be the same again...
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:32,
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Hehehe
No rush, just make sure you give Gronkpan primary credit for the opening words.
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Grindstaff, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:46,
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The Archers?
I couldn't hum the theme tune if i wanted... i don't know it.
I would go for Aphex Twin's "Come to Daddy", complete with glitched style beat boxing. "pt pkt pt pkt pktp ttptttptp CLANG CLANG CLANGGGGG"
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:34,
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God save the queen
I've thought for ages that we should have 'Rule Britannia' instead. Something you can really shout...
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moogthedog, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:14,
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My Vote...
Has always been for Khe-Sahn (Chisels!!!) or Smut (Skyhooks! Always wanted people at official thingys to sing about having a wank in a movie theatre) & now I know why - ya pommie bastard!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)
I Agree
I can't think of single decent National Anthem from any country.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:17,
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Russia.
Awesome tune, really says 'Here we are - watch out we're hard bastards'.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:46,
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Bollocks
The Russian Army attacks - we just lob bottles of vodka at them. They stop and we kill them while they're in a drunken stupor.
Job done.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:52,
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More common than you may think
Afghan - Pinko war, the US hired lorry drivers to go and deliver opium to the Russian troops.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:31, Reply)
Thanks for that
Made my day that has... there will be a lot of gloating tomorrow!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:20, Reply)
Atheist Bus redux
This doesn't particularly belong in /links, but as that's where it started, I thought people might like to see the result. A very interesting letter, I thought - double standards a go go...
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:33,
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ah, good old church and state
holding hands once again
:(
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thiswasmyclone, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:47,
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Ridiculous isn't it?
Whatever happened to "stop worrying and enjoy your life"?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:04,
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I don't particularly care
But I do object to hypocracy and double standards, and the fact that the Christian ads were allowed to get away with bold statements like 'there is a God', while the atheists were forced to say 'probably' really annoyed me.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:20,
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I'd kick him in the ethereal nuts
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:43,
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*takes a deep breath*
Jesus Christ titty fucking with the virgin Mary while Allah has sex with a pig and that bright blue indian god with the eight arms wanks off 8 different other gods.
There. Write that on the side of a fucking bus!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:44,
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bless you.
would you like a hanky?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:57,
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well, if it's political
then it's time for a complaint to the electoral commission, methinks :)
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:53,
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I can't wait to see how riled up everyone gets when the local government tells you they have bigger fish to fry.
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gronkpan, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:56,
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oh come on
this is just the sort of thing a jobsworth would like to get involved with rather than doing anything like fixing britain
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wjh31, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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The next atheist bus ad should read
"There definitely isn't a god. DISBELIEVE"
But I think one of the points of putting the 'probably' in was that making bold assertions you can't prove for definate is stupid. Particularly when there's fuck all evidence. Kind of the point.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:08, Reply)
I agree
I have no objection to the Probably - actually I think it's better. Dawkins' phrase was 'almost certainly' which I think is even better, but a bit less pithy
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:29,
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Surely there has to be an officially atheist party somewhere
to counter all this.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)
Bloodstain analysis
Fancy yourself as a CSI?
New scientist show you bloostains and you work out how they were made.
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littlefish I like cheese, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:18,
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Some of those are ridiculous.
*Q: How was this bloodstain created?*
*A: Bloody footprint*
Is that really all it takes to be a CSI?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)
I thought it was an ariel shot of five people looking into a lake
:(
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:40, Reply)
Bacon
with five grilled tomatos
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:48,
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After watching CSI.
The main quality you need is to be Smug. Very smug an all knowing smugness.
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BindiBaji, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:10,
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by the Sasquatch stepping in a bowl of tomato soup
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:53,
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the little toe isn't the right shape
to be that of the Sasquatch, sorry.
*puffs on pipe*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:54,
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the result
of masterbating with sandpaper over your partners foot?
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:47,
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Isn't
This like the old ad you used to get in comic books, 'If you can draw this picture' it was basically a piss easy question (like the TV quiz ones) to get you to send them money for their drawing course, or I suppose crime scene training.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:32, Reply)
what makes it worse...
are the pictures that go with the answers.
Blood pouring down a wall is a picture of thick red paint pouring down a BOOK.
and the last one is ribena?
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:51,
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That was far too simple
I refuse to believe blood stain analysis involves only "oh, look at this big splatter... I therefore conclude A DROP FELL FROM A LARGE HEIGHT!" - 'cos then we'd have 5 year olds coming out of primary school art lessons ready to take on the World's worst criminal minds.
Also, this teaches me that blood seems to behave just like coffee, maybe a bit thicker.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:38, Reply)
Yes it does
I deal with blood stain analysis experts at work quite a lot. Their favourite kind of pattern is a nice spatter from an impact into already spilt wet blood.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:44,
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Have you seen how their houses are wallpapered?
It may be a little disturbing.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:34, Reply)
Wants......
Even though I don't like the idea of guns in the hands of civilians, I *really* want one of these. A belt-fed shotgun....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 7:40,
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holy crap
it looks like it still needs a bit of work though
jams a lot
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:34,
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cool!
theres this also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armsel_Striker
or "street sweeper" named after what is does to crowds. Theres a description somewhere that i can't find of how it jellified a group of civilian "rebels" in africa. Horrifying.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:07, Reply)
I've got something very similar that I use out in the Captal Wastelands of the US.
Combat Shotgun
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:41, Reply)
Handy
wouldn't want it to keep jamming while you're fighting off the zombie hordes though.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:08,
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These guys really didn't think about how their company name would look as a url
www.dynamicsexchange.com
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:55, Reply)
Bwahahaha
If the pictures of the ladies and gents are of their real clients, they do a great job too. Realistic.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 7:14, Reply)
I did the survey, but wasn't given any results
Seem's like Spam
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Darklord, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:15,
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I think
It was more of a curiosity survey. And you are right there should be a result!!!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:22, Reply)
Bronson Trailer
NSFW
Watched this at the london film festival a while back,a very good film,Tom Hardy was amazing,and i'm not spamming,was talking about said bloke in the pub and thought i post this!
NSFW for violence and sweary
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:55, Reply)
I have no idea if the film does this at all
but the trailer seems to show a sickening fascination for his violence. I don't like it when films that end up celebrating nutters also revel in their victims' demise first before pulling the 'but it's not really their fault' card at the last minute.
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thiswasmyclone, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:54,
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WOO!
Lets hear it for glorified violence! YAY!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:55,
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Jog a Dog
All Americans are fat, stupid and lazy - that’s not a misguided and lazy stereotype, that’s a scientific fact. Case for the prosecution? Exhibit A, m’lud: the Jog-A-Dog. Yes, it’s a treadmill for dogs
Link:
www.jogadog.com/index.html
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:31, Reply)
I raise you
I walked past this is Los Angeles yesterday
dpethotels.com/about.htm
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:40, Reply)
walked past it yesterday?
I work about a 5 minute walk from that place
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:19,
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haha
I'm a brit in los angeles. I walk everywhere, not many other people do aside from hobos
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:04, Reply)
Piss
The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is a two-day benched conformation show that takes place at Madison Square Garden in New York City every year. The first Westminster show was held in 1877.
Dog owners from around the world come to show their dogs. Dogs are judged closely by eminent American Kennel Club (AKC) judges.
Now why don't you fuck off
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sof sof, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:41,
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Buy Michael Jackson's Video Game Arcade
and pretty much all his other shit because he's crazy and doesn't know how to handle life.
It's an auction catalog, btw.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:41,
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oh dear....
...Nintendo "virtual Boy" ?? Someone should check the roms on that thing.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:11, Reply)
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