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This is a link post Oh hotstepper, you do so many dutty crimes....
White faux-rasta goodness which has me giggling far too much in the office.


Possibly glassy but it didn't say anything
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
"Badada ding ding ding dong ding da ding dong DUCK."

Reminded me of my friend last night, who whilst trying to convince me how un-drunk he was told me he was 'sober as a duck.'
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:02, Reply)
This is a link post Why I Am Amusical
Bizarre but hilarious article from some poor soul who just doesn't like *any* form of music.
 (I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty sad
what a bitter fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Is everyone just joking, or are you all being a bit silly?
It's a very thinly veiled jab at atheists - Note it's in the 'Religion' category.

Just replace the word 'music' with 'religion' throughout and you'll see - it's pretty obvious in the last few paragraphs.

It's also a really badly thought out comparison - as if anyone objected to religion because it's beautiful, or killed and hated in the name of music.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post uhhhh
sorry but I'm not with you on that one.

References to costing people money, mothers lullaby, going to concerts...

I think it's in the religion category because music has been referred to as a form of religion for many years. Although to be honest I've never really agreed with that for the same reasons you mention, it's a cause for hatred and killing.

Some people genuinely don't listen to music, the soul-less minority that probably also molest small children.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post SHEEPLE!

(__, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "Fairy tale for adults"
That actually sounds good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You should read 'The Bloody Chamber' by Angela Carter.

(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahahaha
what a cock. Extending his/her logic, what is written is also completely meaningless, it's just a string of letters.
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Football! Football! Football! What you men see in it, I don't know!
A load of men kicking a bit of leather around a field! Tscha! I don't know... you men. The things you think are great fun! Like going to the films. A load of men sitting around looking at films. And rollercoasters! A load of men in a big rollercoaster going up and down on a metal track. And fishing! A load of men fishing! And sailing! A load of men in a boat, floating about in the water! And shouting! A load of men going around shouting!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post And so forth.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post THERE'S NOTHING STUPID ABOUT THE ALL-PRIESTS OVER 75S FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AGAINST RUGGED ISLAND

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post GO. ON.
..MY. SON. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post If he's suggesting
that the world of science makes no distinction between:

8 pulses of sound at the same frequency

and

8 pulses of sound at completely different frequencies

then he is an idiot.

I have a good friend who considers herself "amusical". Although she will tell you that she just "doesn't get" music, she'll never try to argue that we're all victims of some "emperor's new clothes" scam.

The author of that essay seems very bitter to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post There are endless ways that one could explain how that tract of text
is a complete nonsense, but it really isn't worth the effort. That person is obviously a moron of the highest calibre.
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear
next doors cordless phone on 11.975 mHz. He's never said he's a little teapot to my knowledge.

What a bunch of utter toss that article is!
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Music is just organised noise, and noise is just poison for the mind."
/pwei blog
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:52, Reply)
This is a link post Bacon
This weeks news letter gave me something to waste time with.
Shove bacon on the web.
 (Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It gets in the way a bit, dunnit?!
nice though!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post In other news
A link I posted got put int he Newsletter :D best b3taday evaar
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Flaming Day!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candlemass!

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy OMIGOD YOUR GONNA EXPLODE!!

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprised no one has done this one....
bacolicio.us/http://www.peta.org/
 (Lord of Balrogs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post It's so funny...
Appropriate. Shame RBF's not here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
Off topic, but I just found my badge! Thankyou!

*wears with pride*
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you really get all of them?
You need to get out more!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Got 8
then the clues got posted and the other 2 fell into place. Yes, I do need to get out more!
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That's still a lot closer than anyone else got ;)
It was far too hard, even for the crumblies...

If I do another one it will be easier, and have a few bells and whistles too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you like it :)
It's the first thing I've made with Flash for B3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh its ace!
Nicely done.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaah I get what you mean now :)
took me a while.

This must be the anthem for the demise of /talk.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell.
hope /links isnt next. think its some sort of spring clean?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He's got that "feet stuck in a swamp" dance down to a t.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post VOTE !
Talk to close in 15 days
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post eh?
The ginger one is getting rid of /Talk? No wai!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You missed "that's /board fucked, then"

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post eh ? yes by the sounds of it

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post And the
"That's /links fucked, then"
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Ed: Yeah, it's a gag. But watching the panic is fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe ....
but did rob get his math wrong on teh 15 days?

*wonders
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno.
If it's a gag or not, it's still funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post tickles me a lot

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm reserving judgement
But it is amusing either way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly
I doubt it's true.

I just had a look in there for the first time in months- fucking hell. I've not missed much.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this ...
even an old buddy of mine who was headstrong as fuck said that he'd had enough ...
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post but some of us are still fluffeh!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You're lovely!
But you're not totally native- you venture out to other boards too.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i have nekkid tribbes women in my head now ....




noooooooo
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Naked Tribble women?
Oooh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
i'll help u out

a likkle bit nsfw
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Which bash was that?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
funny you should ask ... i poached it from an early mancbash ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No Blue Nun
Not a Manc Bash. Got you there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post must a blue nun attend all mancbashes?

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course. She doesn't last long though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont know if this will be good or bad
ive had some right laughs on the convos there, but they do take it too far sometimes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a link post framely anyone?
Just a bit of framley for anyone who hasnt seen it before.

the classified adds bit is the best. Had our office in fits of giggles :D
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
I love Framley :)

MAKE LOVE AT ME WHILE I SHIT IN YOUR HAIR
30% SATISFACTION - I AM PROBABLY WAITING
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post its a shame it doesnt
get updated as much as it should.

Theres that many pages that its quite easy to re-read alot of the stuff.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Some great stuff there
Like the announcement of a meeting at the Methodist Hall to discuss the future of Janet Forsyth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Get this book
Do it today.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I may well do :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen it before
It reminds me of the Loughborough Echo- best ever genuine headline "Stranger stared at by locals"
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just done a Google on that
Hahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent the first 29 years of my life in Loughborough
*prides*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post I was emailed this with the heading "Not funny but LOL anyways...."
Guess they don't come out of the closet much over there....
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o
*agasp ....

Thats just fucking awful ...

ashamed to be associated with SA

edit// u love ur scams as well don't u ... blimey guv
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "LOL"?
Who thought that was funny? You have strange friends.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ that
Seriously, what the fuck? I hardly imagine being raped would turn me into a lover of teh cock..
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post A guy in the office who used to live in Capetown
I think he said LOL mainly because he'd managed to get the fuck out of dodge before shit like this could possibly affect his family.

Plus he's got a VERY weird sense of humour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If I were one of these Lesbians....
I would kick my attacker in the nuts with one of my size 10 Brogues!
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a video about this on the grauniad yesterday
www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2009/mar/12/south-africa-corrective-rape
Depressed me more than any cat torture.
They interview members of the public who think raping lesbians is a good idea and aren't afraid to say so.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That's awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The temptation is to think of this as something to do with people in the third world being "uncivilized".
But unfortunately much of the extreme homophobia is a direct result of the intolerant form of Christianity which British missionaries introduced.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe equaly people who think this is a 'cure' should face a similar cure for lack of humanity by having their brains removed with a big brick.

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:36, Reply)
This is a link post Pootle and the other Flumps wish you all a happy friday!!!
YAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post My mum used to have a car called Pootle
it was a brown Maxi and it got eaten by a cow.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Eaten by a cow?
Bloody 'ell.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post OK maybe not ALL of it was eaten by a cow
but it was a write off.... poor old Pootle.
ed: Are you up for a jolly old day out at Alton Towers?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!!
ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I am getting a subtle hint
that you'd quite fancy a trip to Alton Towers?!

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Im already excited
I have to drive past it every week and i never get to go. I had free passes all last season and nobody would go with me.

I am semi serious about my buggered balance though. Im not sure what it might do to me, but Im game for a laugh!!! I might just turn in to a gibbering wreck after about 5 mins. But you can just put me on the Swans and send me round the lake for the afternoon if that happens.

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If I go on the Teacups
I'll be exactly the same. I am a rollercoaster nut but I will NOT go on the teacups.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post How strange, as I have got older I cant do spinny things now
I love roller coasters as well. I used to love things like the centrifuge at fair grounds but I just cant tolerate anything that goes round in circles any more.

Gave you been on Rita at Alton Towers, I got tunnel vision on that last time, its teh ace!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Lully!
\o/
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a link post Jeebus Loves Ragga PROOF!
hahahahahahaha

Big up the lord irie!
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Massive GC
But this is the newest one, and it has a dancehall breakdown, so I'm in there...

Reeeeeeeewind!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post Terrible animal abuse NSFW
i warn you do not watch if easily upset
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post RAYDEN WINS

(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^This - was trying to remember his name !

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
it's raiden, not rayden. yes, i'm a twat, but i just COULD NOT LET IT LIE.
 (Senseless, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post zzZZZZZAaaaaap ......

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post How a Doctor argues Evolution vs Creationism
ronseal.

Also in other news.

America wasn;t founded by Christians and excepted all religions: freethought.mbdojo.com/foundingfathers.html

and have a random bear sign that made me giggle: projectcheapshirts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/defunker4.jpg

and "Cocaine link to violent behaviour" news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7941052.stm
really? that;s a shocker

(OMG posted several unrelated links in 1 go? Better than flooding the board but still worse than not psoting anything)
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post *shoots



U nasty bear
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a link post Tony Hawks is the comedian, he is NOT Tony Hawk, the skateboarder
Tony Hawks, of "Round Ireland with a Fridge", "Playing The Moldovans At Tennis" and "Making a Cup Of Tea For Everone in Belgium*" fame has a similar name to the famous skateboardist. This causes confusion for thick kids who continually write to him asking how to do ollies and kick flips, so he replies to them. For example:

"Dear Tony
U r teh uber seckzorz
U r sew good at skating
I rally just wan be lyke u
How much do u make in a centurysz?
from lil

Oh dear. And it started so well too. 'Dear Tony'. Splendid opening. Just kind of went downhill from there, didn't it?"

and

"hey tony!
I like tony hawks underground.I skate myself and i must say i cannot ollie.How is it done?Cheers for reading.
Samuel

Samuel,
I like the way you finish your mail. 'Cheers for Reading'. At last someone else who appreciates this much maligned town. Reading is a wonderful place with an excellent one way system, efficient libraries, and a number of fine grass verges. On top of that, it is well-served by the M4 motorway, so it has easy access to places which are much, much nicer.
Goodbye
TH"

*may have been a Mitchell and Webb sketch
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You should post that as a link in it's own right ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut it you
I've GC'd my first ever link :)

So are we going to Alton Towers or what?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, and we can do a tribute to the Cub Scouts from Jim'll Fix It on a rollercoaster
Only with beer and Jaffa Cakes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
Shall we go on a weekday so there are no brats there? I can get a day off (just for a change!)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!!
ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!! ALTON TOWERS!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!!
HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!!
HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!!
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HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!! HOORAY!!

This is why Mr t0ria won't go to Alton Towers with me- it turns me into a litle kid :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post SHOUT!
WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT! WHAT? SHOUT!

Do I win?
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post DO YOU WANT TO COME TO ALTON TOWERS?
DO YOU WANT TO COME TO ALTON TOWERS?
DO YOU WANT TO COME TO ALTON TOWERS?
DO YOU WANT TO COME TO ALTON TOWERS?
DO YOU WANT TO COME TO ALTON TOWERS?
DO YOU WANT TO COME TO ALTON TOWERS?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Whaaaaaa?
Thorpe Park shuirley !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't that Dahn Sarf?
I don't think we're allowed down there
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Full of Chavs and Gypsies down there

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post o_O
true
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi - Watch it,
the pair of you.

;)
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not a Southerner
you're a West Country-er. Hmmm.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post How's your whippet? ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post In fine fettle

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post d'ya loike daags?

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello *waves*
how's things?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!!
Busy. I'm trying to fit in lots of work so that I can have a free weekend. How was the Manc bash?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite quiet but fun
I wasn't even hungover the next day!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post No sending you home from work then
More importantly, no blue nun?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, a tad maybe
www.flickr.com/photos/21723343@N03/3334918569/in/pool-b3tabashes
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
random outdoors drinking blue nun. Quality.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post What's that sample you mentioned?
I've been racking my brains trying to remember.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You had just downloaded a series
it was a (tv review?) show from the 90's. We watched the first five minutes of it, and there was a bit, with a sound on there that I said would work well as a sample. I can't remember the name of the show.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnum ?
Hawaii 5-0?

Kojak ...?
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ forget me im bored
that was teh 70's 80's
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post sadly none of the above

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post TV Offal?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that was it
there was a segment close to the beginning of it. They used a sound which was ripe for a sample.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the Hawking one?
Any clue? My head is mashed at the moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
PLaying the Moldovans at Tennis is a very enjoyable read :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I've not read that one
but I liked One Hit Wonderland
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe most amusing
I must remember to ask him how to do an Ollie when i see him next
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Love this.
"
Hi I'am sarah
I have been skating for about a year and the boys at the skate park think i am stupid and think i should be doing dancing or something what do you think?

Sarah,
I think they're right.
TH
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!! I LOLLED!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a link post Panoramic photos by some arty french photographer
The link above is of Paris, here's also a reservoir in new york:
www.hyper-photo.com/grandes/nyreservoir.html
Slightly worryingly you can zoom in on some specific people, not sure why.

And his page, haven't looked at most of the things, seems a fair bit of arty wank, but still:
www.hyper-photo.com/content.html
May require rudimentary knowledge of French.
 (Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fun to navigate !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Top floor, building to left of Novotel
I feel like a dirt peeping tom.. But she has a bloody lovely arse
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Building on the right, second floor down
Peter Cushing.

EDIT: And, standing on the roof, Roshcach.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a link post Build a virtual world
then ask why...

Fabulous film fluff for a Friday 'fternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post aww
that's lovely. i missed out on sound, but i'm guessing it didn't need it
 (I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post the sound is nice
but you're right, not needed to appreciate it ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post this is ace
:)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Sehr Gut!
Me likes muchly, very lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no good at sad things, damnit!
~sobs like a baby~

That was so lovely!
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww, I'm a little tearful after that.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderfull
Clicks all round
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post awwww! thats really sweet!
yays! *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb. Enjoyed that a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww that's beautiful
got me a bit sad though!
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:06, Reply)
This is a link post Men's Tights!
All the rage for this season apparently! (so say's yesterdays 'Metro' so it must be true)
I've already ordered a couple of pairs, who's in?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ummmm
I think I will skip this one ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post When QC's are appointed
they have to go to the Royal Courts of Justice for a ceremony wearing their full regalia- ie. short trousers and stockings. I can tell you for a fact that most of them actually get man sized 70 denier tights from tranny shops.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post If I were a bank robber
Some of these tights would be very fetching, over my face, of course! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a link post Going for Gold - The show for morons I made this!
Hello chaps,

Long time no post! I made this today as a tribute to the idiots who phone in each day on Going for Gold.

Happy red nose day!
(Slurpy J, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe!
aceness!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Fantastic

(__, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Fantastic!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Going For Gold but not as I know it.
What happened to Henry Kelly? The gameshow that thought it didn't matter if you actually spoke the language the questions were asked in? "You're playing ketchup"?

Bah.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I had the same thought when I saw it this week as well
Just not the same without Henry
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post going for, going for GOLD
I used to skip college to watch going for gold followed by the bionic man and various other bits of crap afternoon tv.
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Splendid!
 (eagle-eye, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to do a 'Reeeeeewind' on that
:) clickerty-click
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
My colleagues and I were watching this in the work teabar yesterday afternoon. Poor old Ruth - but at least she's not as bad as Jacqui the day before!
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post *AAAAHAhhaaha*
..bananaa..?...

This is funnier than anything you'll see on Red Nose Gay.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brill.
*clicks*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
very good
 (I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post nice lurkage
and ace vid!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! Brilliant.
I saw a bit of this yesterday and was amazed at the lack of studio quiz element in the new version. It seems to be almost entirely Late-Night-Theft-Quiz format.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
nice work!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post quality dub!

(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously?
I think those were the real words... :)

Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQCGkuZjDEo
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
fantastic work :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a link post Someone is starting to believe his own meme.
Okay, which one of you put him up to this?

(Chuck Norris once shot a plane down with his finger, by simply yelling, "Bang!")
 (I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post But who would mess with Chuck?
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a link post Smithy Bollocks the England Team
I think this is due to be on BBC1 tonight as part of Red Nose Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Corden gets right on my man-tits.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't really like football or James Cordon
but i like this
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post why the fuck does this tosser seem to be everywhere ?
his fucking fat unfunny face is on telly all the fucking time. its like the bbc feel if they tell us he is funny often enough we will believe it.
fucking crap.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
with extra man boobs
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Following the reaction to their new BBC3 show after one episode...
... can we consign Horne and Corden, although only really Corden, to some sort of Channel 5 related tv retirement? I can't explain the dislike I have for Corden, did anyone see him on Buzzcocks? I can't remember anyone so unlikeable, with the exception of Jonathan Wilkes.

Matthew Horne still reminds me of a cross between Frank Sidebottom and the kid from www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IqznlB1GhI
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post We watched then mins of their new show last night before we bailed and deleted it
Utter drivel.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I was not planning on watching Comic Relief tonight
and I still won't, as I have probably seen the funniest part of what will be on tonight
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a link post Psycho Cat Vs. Dog NSFW
Pretty shocking stuff, only NSFW, cause at 1:14, the cat actually kills the dog!!

A dog would never .. ....
Oh, forget it!
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The cat's expression at 1:48 says all you need to know about cats
They are full of win.

Wouldn't bother with the NSFW tag though, seems all good to me (but then, I am a vivisectionist).
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid passive dog ...
A cat would never do that:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1is5zRpfs7M&feature=related

;)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Notice how effortlessly the cat subdues the puppy.

(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *suffocates*
Not sure Subdues is the right word!!! ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The whimper the puppy makes does it for me ...
as the cat cruelly cuts off the air supply ;)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post snuff fluff!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That is the natural order of things.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post however at 1.59 it seems to go all wrong for kitty

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh the caninity!

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *doesn't start*
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww, they're best buddies!!
Id like to see a cat get anywhere near my 2 without instantly becoming several parts of the same cat :(
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Spitting image of my Boxer
who unfortunately would eat the cat
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Spitting image of my cat...
...right down to the red collar. She'd run a mile though, she's a bit scared of dogs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post What a fanfare....
Something silly. As it's Friday.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that far, FAR too much!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh boy.
So simplistic, so immature, but that little bit of vibrato he puts on the note around the 0:09 mark cracks me up every single time.
 (digitdean, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 5:58, Reply)

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