
Mildly NSFW, because there are many swears.
Basically, I'd like you to consider using 'cloaca' instead of 'cunt' in the Twitters especially.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

You've either put a comma out of place or an extra 0 on your numbers though:
"[***Trivia: In Google, there are 90,0000 searches/month globally for 'cloaca'... and only 12,0000 searches/month for 'richard littlejohn']".
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:04, Reply)

( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

clerks was good but all the rest of his other stuff has been pretty shite...
Maybe a fresh start would be a good idea... besides... he's got a cheek calling that guy fat...
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

But I do love his talks.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

but like his films. (although not seen jersey state and have no plans to)
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

was a bit close to the bone. Hence the schoolyard insults.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

I love kevin Smith. He's a funny guy.
But he's not the new messiah, and, whilst Zach and Miri was good, he hasn't made a great film since Dogma
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Justin Timberlake type wannabe model pisstake. NSFW to be safe.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

but the paradoy taking the piss out of himself just doesn't work.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

*EDIT! "it's one of those words I write that looks like an actaul word and was probably meant to be one but isn't.
(grrrrr)
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Psychic octopus makes prediction for the world cup.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

this octopus thing is hilarious stuff. read earlier somewhere and just seen it on teh beeb too. god i hope it is right. again...
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I usually detest comics but this is a brilliantly illustrated + charming tale of a bookseller that has every book in the world in his shop... GC says no sir.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

It's tharrrweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

You can't get away from the snot-nosed, wank stained little twat monkey.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

who, for some reason, is attracting a disproportionate amount of hatred as though he invented shitty bubblegum pop. He didn't. Equally shitty pop stars have been around for decades. People need to just calm down and have a biscuit.
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

is this the stupid fan site turned almost viral in an attempt to 'send' him to N Korea?
Or the one where 4chan photoshpoped him sucking black cokc and got it posted on several fan site galleries?
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?
I could take 21.
Take that, Bieber!
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Also - that's the first I've heard of his music...
Jimini jilickers!
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I could take 28 Justin Biebers in a fight.
Justin Bieber Hitting His Head on a Revolving Door - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc_Bscs3WgA
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/17_35.jpg
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Guy who was in the Cosby Show does a terrible VHS vid for kids.
I still have no idea what it is about.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

SHOW ME THE STRING: I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WITH THE STRING...
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

at work on Thursday, man the guys are gonna love me!
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

wouldn't know comedy even it pulled down their pants and inserted at Large Hydron Collider up their ass.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

"Takeru Kobayashi, 6 time Hotdog Eating Champion gets arrested for crashing the stage."
Heavily manhandled by police (more vids on the right of the LINK for the giggles).
Obviously a very competitive sport! : )
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I'd be seriously outraged
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

and i thought it was a bit silly to arrest him for standing on a table, but its a hotdog eating competition and all quite silly anyway.
silly sausages.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:08, Reply)

About ten minutes long, worth a look if you're interested in psychology and that sort of thing. If you recognise the name, it's because Zimbardo was the fella who conducted the notorious Stanford Prison Study years and years ago! Anyway, here's something to flex your noggin muscles over.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Might be better quality at the source www.b3ta.com/links/478581
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

not sure if it still works on the new firefox?
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

manage to stay so wonderful? The jokes haven't changed in 30 years, but they're still great to watch.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

The jokes haven't changed in 30 years, therefore they're still great to watch.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I can confirm that they all sound like that all the time
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

bring us some Snus back. Or send us some. I will pay top dollar. (but not the 25% tax they have, just for the sake of it it seems)
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvDvTnTGjgQ
(should link to the original/official video)
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Hi mate - use of your image
Hiya, Hope you dont mind but I've borrowed one of your FP images for a YTMND. I've tried to sync it up with the music and splice the audio for a loop as best I can. Also given you credit for the picture.
Sorry but this has been in my head for a year now and its been annoying that no one did it yet.
Anyway.... here you go - y-aye-man.ytmnd.com/
(CPhoenix, Mon 28 Jun, 23:18, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Some background info from the fella what done it:
"On October 17th, 2008, I proposed to my (now) Fiancee. Originally I wanted to return to the site of our first date, Mount Baker, near Bellingham Washington. Sadly, there was no discrete way to get her out there. So I turned to the next best thing, digitally recreating the mountain!
But why stop there? I figured I'd try and recreate many of our other favorite memories -- stargazing, dancing, even her favorite song lyrics (from the Princess Bride). I'm a college student who is studying Computer Science, and I wanted to do something unique that used my talents, so I did some research on Rom hacking, as she was playing through Chrono Trigger. (A perennial favorite of mine, I can't wait to buy it for my DS.) I even put in her cat, Cleo!"
*sniff..I think I've got something in my eye. Ahem...*
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Been up here before like, but effort on that scale can deal with a couple of airings :)
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

and i raise you www.collegehumor.com/video:1923339
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Sweat on Al Gore's brow be formin' (Doubt it's due to global warmin')
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

why do you post on Board then come straight over here and post it as link too? You really neeed the traffic THAT much?
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

wow........this is my new favourite site in the history of anything....ever.
I think this suggestion is my personal favourite. Or maybe
'Stop 4x4 Prejudice'
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

yourfreedumb.tumblr.com/
the guy has even mentioned b3ta
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

...where he's criticising yourfreedom. Has he just ripped it off from here?: www.qwghlm.co.uk/2010/07/01/your-freedom-is-a-failure-how-to-make-it-better/
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

While that was written on a computer, and is being displayed to me through the meduim of digital web type, onto my PC screen, I know at its heart, really deep down, it's really written in green crayon on a pice of scrumpled paper in the crabbed handwriting of a drunken 11 year old.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Paranoia? Incoherence? Poor spelling?
I think we've found the Goat's new playground!
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Seriously, what a retard- maybe he should actually pick up the FT or some other broadsheet and check out the almost monthly cases of police officers being done for perjury (dat meenz to LYE to da cort...)
But asking the middle classes to watch Sparticus as some kind of educational film was simply priceless, I laughed for ages, and so did everyone around me when they asked what was so funny *wipes away lingering tear of mirth*
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

even though it happens on a regular basis.
I assume this site is a crude satire.
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

for the better
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I want those stickers!!!
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I have a few of these on my car:
evolvefish.com/
I love overtaking religious types and showing 'em my Darwin fish :)
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)


( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

*gives sweeties*
shhh, let's not talk about this anymore ;)
Both pink and green look darker when adjacent to the other, but they aren't therefore it's a trick of the eye. I've checked the colours in the one below and they are identical.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezold_effect
^ doesn't link to "I love ponies".
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:03, Reply)

but the point of the link is that they aren't illusions.
( , Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Have a genuine 3 colour png.

( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

They're not illusions, just crafted to look like they should be.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

just to say that's the first time I've ever fallen for that. I bow to thee splendidly.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

It;s link like this that make me feel justified for being pedantic like that.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Killer Maze game, find your way through the maze or blow up the wall.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

*sniff sniff*
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

granted it's a not very good game IMO but I would hardly call it spam?
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I just answered my own question when I looked at the next link down.....
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

They don't seem to be made for commercial gain and I personally prefer to see things people have made than things people have found.
Granted, he doesn't seem to have acquainted himself with forum etiquette by posting two games in a row and no introduction, but I personally think people should be encouraged to use the links board to promote things they have made.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

www2.b3ta.com/realistic-internet-simulator/
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

pictimo photo snap message board.
take a picture with the webcam and add a message.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Charming piece of stop-motion using grafitti and real objects, showing an unscientific view of the start of the universe and the evolution of life (and how it might end). Don't be put off by the length (I tend to skip vids that are more than 2-3 minutes long); this is lovely.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
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