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This is a normal post Horrible horrible dogs
Wonderful wonderful vid :oD
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Smelly, asthmatic, oversized rats
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Thirded^

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw, it's not their fault!
It's the bastards who bred them.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
wonder if he turned up?
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)
This is a link post amazing dancing in a costume
single ladies bit particularly
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's far better than it really has any right to be!

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^
If I tried ANY of those dance moves it'd simply look like I had a prosthetic leg that wasn't attached properly, whilst handing out flyers for the Carpet City winter sale.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Not even a patch on this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5mkc0P_uRM&feature=related
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha
fuckin brilliant!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Crackin' eh?
Saw that link a few years ago, Gachapin and Mukku are off their heads.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post saw this on digg
stole it and put it here! have to say the only description is odd
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)
This is a link post parenting skilz NSFW
be proud
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post the world needs nore parents like these.
"let her use the 'phone rightly"!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Classy
I was walking down Ipswich high street the other day. This woman and her 4 or 5 year old kid were in front. The kid asked for an ice cream, the mum replied "jog on mate, like I'm going to buy a fucking ice cream".
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post that makes me sad :(((((((
not the terrible parenting, the fact that you were in Ipswich*

*not really
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post IP2 FUCKING REPRESENT

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post First day at my school I heard a woman shout
"Shut the fuck up, or I'll knock you the fuck out!" at a little girl.
She was five...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post All of this is making me profoundly sad.
Humanity is doomed, DOOMED Oi telllz ye!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post do ya think she has heard her dad shout that down the phone
to his ex or something?
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
The only thing they stop her from doing is putting the aerial in her mouth. Yes, you parents can prioritise what your potty-mouthed little angel does and doesn't do. If there was ever a case for enforced sterilisation...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:46, Reply)
This is a link post Why Tiger Woods is so good NSFW
Billy Bleach explains all...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post last 0.2 seconds
makes it all worthwhile
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
class.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post woo
and dave angel
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha
brilliant!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)
This is a link post many of you cats seen this? NSFW
i checked nsfw even though its only claymation.
pretty gruesome..
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing, pity about the ads though.

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post Ocht, hoots mon, ikt's late - have some outrageous big beat electro
Noice!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post that brings back memories
of wipeout 2097!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)
This is a link post rap song dedicated to killer Raoul NSFW
Under the heading "Tribute to Raoul Moat", it shows flowers left in his memory and opens with the words "F*** the police" - and the sound of shots.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 6:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't give these idiots more publicity.

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I've Just Offered Them A Gig

Playing their new Moat song. Offered them a grand plus transport costs. Hope they turn up.

maps.google.com.au/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=&sll=55.06038,-1.756225&sspn=0.010347,0.038581&layer=t&ie=UTF8&t=h&ll=55.060663,-1.757727&spn=0.005481,0.01929&z=16

Cheers
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Smallbum?
EDIT: Wait, no, that was my eyes not recovering from the wine. Nearly though!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Moat, and fuck the twats who worship him
pathetic wastes of skin, the lot of them.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post don't give the oxygen of publicity
to idiots who don't deserve the oxygen of oxygen
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this, completely.^
The whole sorry episode makes me profoundly sad.
And worried for the future- idiots breeding idiots breeding idiots....
(apologies, blame my bleak outlook on yesterday's wine).
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was shit

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Any song that starts "fuck the police"
and doesn't follow with "Comin straight from the underground" isn't going to get a good review from me.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post When I saw the papers say that there was a sick song about him,
I was really hoping it would be something by Kunt and The Gang, rather than some humourless idiots.

I quite like the fact that they've tweeted Alan Carr to promote it, though - how street!:
twitter.com/ROLEO555

And Tubular Bells is an amusingly middle-aged choice of sample.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely hilarious.

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post Dog nearly dies saving kittens from fire
*fluffsplodes* :D
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post cat would never do that

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 6:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes they would
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarlett_(cat)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Also...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parrot_Flies_Kittens_to_Safety_From_Housefire
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post purple link
hmmmmnnn...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post Inside things.
Ronseal.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 3:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather splendid.
*searches ebay for MRI scanner*
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Whizzo
Fascinating, the mushrooms are bit ethereal.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow.
I like that a lot.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely!
And duly blogged.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Although would've been better without the titles in a "guess the vegetable" style manner... hmm...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Would have been better
Used for medical purposes, as it was intended, to save lives, instead of someone pretentious mucking about.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well ain't you just a barrel of fun!

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Who knew
broccoli could look as spectacular as fireworks!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post 'Sunshine of Your Love' - covered by Ella FitzGerald.

One of the world's best tracks.

Covered by one of the world's greatest ever singers.

Fucking masterclass.

Never knew she did this.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't agree more!
Here's the recorded version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogJjMCLQpno
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 6:06, Reply)
This is a normal post welcome to the world
of learning ;)
she actually did a much heavier version if you look for it
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 7:06, Reply)
This is a normal post that is fucking amazing
what a voice
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy vocal cords, Batman!
That was BRILLIANT.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
that was a real treat.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post it's on
Tom Middleton's The Trip mix i believe. Along with lots of other very excellent songs
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post Dub Mafia: Breakneck

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post oh lordy!
blad claaaaat!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post that's marvelous
and has cheered me up after my 20 minute try-to-give-the-cat-a-tablet ordeal
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You really should stop giving your cat Ectasy.

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post For the future
get a biro put some butter on the end then stick the tablet to that. I've seen it done this way and it was pretty sucessful.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of them before
but this is brilliant. Thanks for the link.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ^seconded^

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I wanted to like this
but the hats
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked this
apart from the ties...
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Jago, the chap one djembe/triangle/congas
is one of the most fantastic drummers I've ever met.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:40, Reply)
This is a link post Terrible band - fun video
Bring Me The Horizon are unforgivably dreadful, but this did make me chuckle.

2 million views and more, but allegedly GC-free.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 1:29, Reply)
This is a link post Fat Rapper NSFW
Too many pies my friend, too many pies.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's Mel Gibson when we need him?

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
or greenpeace...get the poor bugger back in the water
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post straight outta wendy's!

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post doublicious
oh wow.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You can almost detect the crystalline content in the phallus.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post boooobs
or grilled cheese cookers
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post My attempt at a transcript:
Santa bome. The mofuckin rap sumo. Yotome mahspay. Yanaitsay nigasay saddidow begin eye sit, you know... yeah, dumb shit. Amalay dojokasay jesus pizzarama neckinappa take me fo mah haterz to be hazy. Don't you roll? Call me anythin bread bro. Nugget.

*heavy breathing possibly in response to nugget outburst.*

Yeah, we still got the stacks on deck. I mean ya know, that's jus how it go WHAMALADARDAYOS.... wipe me now fox. Wipe me now, you know what I'm talkin' about. But uh, you know, dumb shit man.. hi lemon now.
busaydaboydarow sum fresh air jeedy weedy dow. yeah, that's how we rock, bahay lemme know. Dumb shit, fuck wib.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you work at the UN?

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha.
Hey, this took FAR too much time haha.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It may have taken a bit of time but at least you have your stacks on deck! Good work.

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Thanks!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Niggaz With Colesterol

That's just how we sausage roll
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
fo sur dawg
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah this was posted a couple of weeks back.Here's what the general consensus of what we thought he said...

'Saniflow, the motherfuckin' rap sumo, you tool my spade,here that say 'nigga say that he gone be getting icey,you know?Yeah,dumb shit,I make let down dey chalk cheese jesus piece around my neck protect me from my haters, who be hatin'.Donkey roll, call me anything whip bro...nugget...yeah we still got the stacks on dat, I mean... See more you know that just how it go. Where my dog dentist white man or a fox, wipe me down, he know what I'm talking about but urrr you know? Dumb shit man,high lemon over state of boomerang sumo fresh air cheesy wieners dawg, yes, that's how we ride. But how you gonna let me know?Dog shit,Fuck with it'

I ran it by my American friend, she translated bits of it ...

'Ceddybu the motherfuckin rap sumo, youtube, myspace'
'Donkey rope(that's a the type of chain he's wearing), call me anything BUT broke" - i.e I have money, don't dispute that.
'Geedy weedies' are a type of cheap trainer apparantly.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
OH makin' my mind slow,
that's why I don't fuck with the big four-oh
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Something, something sumo!
Word!
and possibly pie. Much pie.
And bacon.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 3:48, Reply)
This is a normal post People are focussing too much on his corpulence,
and not enough on his prodigious lyrical flow.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post The Way of all Flesh
Henrietta Lacks was a woman who died in 1951 of cervical cancer. Just before her death, some of the tissue was taken by a researcher without her knowledge for experimentation. Unbeknownst to him, this cell line, called HeLa, was immortal, and has since been used in all forms of medical research, to being sent into space.

The linky is to the 1997 Adam Curtis documentary on this rather odd story of the woman, or rather, her cancer, that will not die. Rather thoughtful film-making if you've an hour to spare.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I've already seen this
And it is quite a bit out of date, scientifically. But that doesn't stop it being a cracking documentary. HeLa cells have resulted in countless innovations and the story behind them should remind people of the power of mutation -much as this lady has been the progenitor of a new form of life (slight exaggeration) there are individuals out there who are immune to diseases like AIDS purely through genetic versatility. Worth pondering. There are likely to be people alive right now who hold the cure to such nightmares purely by chance....
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post A book about Henrietta came out fairly recently...
I interviewed the author, Rebecca Skloot, a few weeks back...

And posted a link to the interview here. it's a fascinating story, and an excellent book.

HeLa cells actually became quite a problem, contaminating a number of other cell lines. In order to genetically disentangle them, some researchers needed a sample from her children. They contacted her husband, who had very little education, and explained why.

Sadly, having never heard of cells in a biological context, he thought they were saying "We have your wife in a cell, and have been experimenting on her for 14 years, we now need to test your children for the cancer that killed her."

To this day, despite Henrietta's cells giving rise to countless medical breakthroughs, and making lots of money for various folks,Henrietta's family still can't afford medical insurance.

The book, "the immortal life of Henrietta Lacks" does an excellent job of mixing the science with the human story, and is well worth a read.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post this is a great documentary.
the mayfair set is my favourite adam curtis documentary
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3281665019508672875#
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw something about this lady on the Daily Show/Colbert Report a while back
interesting stuff...thanks!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post Thank Feckin God I can sleep late tomorrow!

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Well really.
I managed 20 seconds, and even that has put me right off me merlot. You swine.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I managed 13 seconds
it's sick
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Switch to beer and stop your wining!

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice pun.
I forgive you.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Who wants chowder?

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, bless
bloody lightweights.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post *raises glass*

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted 30 secs and now I feel ill


Cheers
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 7:10, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a lot of pink sick

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 1.34
gotta be guiness
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
This is a link post Mel Gibson's Braveheart Intervention
Just a tip of the hat to the image challenge :-)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post Just how small are gambling Asians?
I mean, look at that photo!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post umm...
I refer you to exhibit A: www.youtube.com/watch?v=98hO97ky-sA
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "Blocked for copyright reasons"
Damn, damn, damn
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post it been blocked by channel 4
i thought i lived in the uk the last time i looked out of the window
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This ^^
For some reason they do it a lot.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
silly boy! :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you do need a massive set of balls
if you are going to pull off a stunt like that.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 20:05, Reply)

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