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This is a link post Cellcraft - Cellular Biology Game
really amazing

also, watch this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=geGJNXAnCKc
related to this
https://en.recess.nl/vinyl/sales/

then this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhZVDTmubJE

related to this
www.b3ta.com/links/mr_dogshit_10_song_Prodigy_Mash_up

then this
a Donald Duck cartoon from the 40's which mentions the ***
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2VMRNl-0_8
1:14

then this
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post started playing this earlier today
it's very cool, but, pretty complex for a simpleton like me
: (
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post try dis gam
www.miniclip.com/games/gun-run/en/
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS
www.playauditorium.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post re: donald duck
watch this, then you will know the truth, and the truth shall set you free... www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrRaS9YkCY

its coming sheeple
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Berlusconi’s front lawn
autumnson-nwo.blogspot.com/2010/03/5.html

wWAKE UP PEEBLES!
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post PZ Myers was a bit suspicious of it, and I can see what he means...
scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/07/cellcraft_a_subversive_little.php
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i did have my suspicions it was propaganda
i'm still undecided*

it is a little boring

*I'm undecided because I don't have enough scientific knowledge to make an informed judgement
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post If you can whizz characteristics into existence ex nihilo,
and if someone from Liberty "University" is in the credits... well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post we're not all familiar with Liberty University
this may shock you
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post No one messes with teh Myers!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you only post hateful things?
Are you trying to wipe us out? First the Moat rapper now this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Moat rapper?

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post get yourself stylishly outfitted in one of these - warning mail link
Moaty. Wear it while listening to the rap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to hearby apologise to /links
for being out at work all day and not managing to scroll through everything that's been posted in the last 24 hours
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Apology
NOTaccepted. Now do 100 lines of 'I shall be more astute the next time I post a link on links to make sure I do not offend anybody as I am not intravenously connected to the PC 24/7*

You have 5 minutes!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you are apologising on /links?
i hope you are prostrate on the floor...cos

*bums*
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I cannot believe that this is the second time this has been posted here.
*resists typing angries as I did last time*
*turns off laptop & puts on "Let the right one in"*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *turns off computer and puts on "Thirst"*

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh that's a good film.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post She was the...
...special mystery guest at the staff party at a certain uk television empire last night. She got booed when they announced her. She got booed on stage.

I love my job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post you work for sty?

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post that'd be sky
then
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post jeez, she isn't even as good a dancer as madonna
and madonna is about 100 yrs old.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
and looks like a couple of raw chicken drumsticks taped together
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
so true
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched it with the sound turned off
but in my head I could hear a lump of polystyrene being squeaked on glass.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you all,
but I dont see what the fascination over this cunt is all about.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This just outright sucks! Why not just play Miley Cyrus videos.

(butchsuede Absit invidia, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's as repeatative as her boob operations.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
I lasted 20 secs. Vile.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post Doctor Who - on ukeleles :D
Doodly doo, doodly doo, doodly doo.......
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post All it needs is Amy dancing naked all hippy like in front of a tent to perfect this.
Oooheeeehooooh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:39, Reply)
This is a link post Unfortunate spelling error
not exactly a shock though... after all it is the Guardian...


 (I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh!
I cant see ought. Or am I reading it wrong?

edit: oh I see it... lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
"possessing"
 (BigToe7000 putting the u in British, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "a"

(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post A bird in the the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Slavery should be punished.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 23:26, Reply)
This is a link post Pretty sad clip.
I was a bit emotional after seeing this clip.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post oh christ

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are pretty brutal images
You might want to put a 'NSFW' tag on that?
Reminds me of that horrific F1 accident
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post OH
the humanity!
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ban both these bastards

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^This

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post no shock sites ffs
*ignores*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *clicks ignore*
bye fucknut
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post * laughs at
ignoring doofus's
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Has to be fake, I hope so :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I call 'bull'

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?!?
Somethings can never be unseen!
 (elgriff gonna whittle you into kindlin', Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, what little hope I had for the future
has just been demolished.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post you have hope for the future?
wow, good luck with that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Its only a bulldog clip.
I dont get it.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what they said
about Hitler
 (Jimmers, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Call me insensitive
but I laughed at that
 (I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 21:36, Reply)
This is a link post Porcupine!
It's a Porcupine - that's about it really
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's awesome!
I want a pet porcupine
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA
it's like a lil dog... i.e. better than a cat
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
looks like an ewok to me.
 (Roxon, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
way cool but has it been de-spiked (bare area on its back)?
 (Turbo Blackbeard And then squirry the squirrel went nee nee nee nee, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:47, Reply)
This is a link post awesome birthday animation
my girlfriend made for me - it features zombies, octopus rape and conan : )
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You have the most wonderful girlfriend
Marry her.

And happy birthday. =)
 (Dyslexic Pidgeon, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^This
Happy Birthday. Watch out for that zombie.
 (photoben, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a lucky guy to have such a cool girlfriend.
Wait a minute. Is that a Mac?

Fuck that. Ditch the bitch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post smashing!
and happy yesterday birthday! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you must be something verry special to get a thing like that made for you
thats fuckzoringfantastik go you your gf have a click
 (I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post :o
I'm sorry but i will have to marry your girlfriend. please don't take this personally.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah youre a lucky b3tard
dont let a girl like this go mate. one in a million.
I remember one valentines day, had flowers delivered, Then suprise drove to hers (2 hours away) Made her a proper slushy romantic video that we watched. We went out for a nice dinner, movie etc.
Then she says Oh I made you a card because I didnt have any money to buy one. Fair enough I think. But then this card never materialised. Then on our way home she nips into the off license and buys herself a pack of 20 Marlborough lights, paying with a £20 "I thought you had no money I said"...

I'm now a bitterly single bastard :)
 (Miggyman, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)
This is a link post Don'y fancy yours much
One for funny name corner, me think.

Glasscock sagt NEIN!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha I took this picture ages ago and forgot about it until I saw that link
www.flickr.com/photos/yosammitysam/2613951154/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha
Imagine being the poor sod who has to drive that.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work in a pharmaceutical production place...
that used these guys to cool the place where the ingrediennts were stored.....It took me a few years to work out what the engineers were talking about when they said 'Just popping upstairs to hit the fucking Munter with a spanner'. I assumed it was some kind of quality control.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Glasscock has failed you
Google says Newslettered
but it still made me RolfQuo.

Edit: Is it safe to click on "View the Munters Movie"?
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 21:34, Reply)
This is a link post Crazed dentist and dancing zombie
Not sure what it has to do with Julie Doiron's song "Consolation Prize", which is about surviving a broken relationship, but a great little video.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this lots!
Its lully!
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post duuuurrrrrrrr. i hate this guy a lot.

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post As a vegan...
...I totally agree.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Even though his insincere and self-righteous facial expression and tonality make me want to punch him, too.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If you "Hate" him, then just don't watch him
It's that easy
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post i didnt say i hate watching his videos
. i just hate him.
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you feel the need to Hate him
I agree he has issues, but "Hate" is a pretty strong word, maybe try "Dislike" or something
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post nah...
If you are allowed to hate Hitler, then you can hate this guy. Cause he pretty much is the same kind of evil.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you want to murder him by throwing acid in his face.
And then rub the melted skin all over your latex bondage suit.

Then have a wank.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That's your solution to everything.
Three cheers for wanking!
hip hip!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post wot a fukin gayer
lol!!11! hes a fish wanker asdffewr
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
somebodies wankered this evening!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god
i literally dont know where to start.

what a cock.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post fishes don't blink, ergo have no souls, ergo "it's ok", you soppy hippie twat.

(injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the dramatic pause between each sentence
so you can digest his wisdom that annoys me.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yes!!!!
god i fucking hate him.
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post So he can read the card with his script on it
in BIG letters
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking as someone who gave up eating meat 22 years ago for ethical reasons,
I would gladly throw acid in his smug face.
Mind, he does have wonderfully lustrous hair
(I managed less than 20 seconds).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post this is my comment
When I go fishing I only use a net :)
...and when I catch one I cut its ass open and fuck it until I spunk over the back of its brain... then I punch it in the face.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fine, as long as you throw it back after

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post what do I think about..
sticking a hook in his throat and yanking it as he fights me?

sounds fun
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE FISHES ALONE!!!
LEAVE 'EM ALONE! I'M SERIOUS!
 (I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I like fishing.
Whats wrong with fishing?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fucking boring, that's what.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE FISHES!!

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)
This is a link post Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit - Bunny, Bunny Bunny
Some Saturday Flufhe
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha the preview pic
looks like the face of a predator!
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmm....
delicious rabbit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:26, Reply)
This is a link post I know I've posted Parov Stelar music before
but this is more about the dancer. He occasionally performs live on stage with the DJ + band set.

Swish moves! As one comment puts it: coolest guy in his mum's basement
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post He has indeed got some right moves
and you can post Parov Stelar all day long and I wouldn't complain once.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that!

(Smale is stuffed, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This is how I'd dance
If I could dance
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
I always wondered where all my physical coordination was. I see now that he has it.

His look would fit in at one of Socalled's klezmer hip-hop shows
(NSFW for some language. Creative video, but he has done better performances of this song since.)
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is ace!
Love this music too, nice one!
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Great moves
Love how it all looks totally effortless. Plus, I might have to goo looking for more of this music.
 (Scary Dave, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
top work.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch this with the sound muted...
...and the Ella track from two posts above playing : )
 (I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post "It's a very normal thing" NSFW
More here (including the 'Ricky' clip)...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yufeFZGKUyU

I actually learnt quite a bit from watching this. Peter?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *feels uncomfortable*
*has a wank*
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post as they say...
what were you loking for when you found this?

there is a picture to accomaany said saying but i cannot find it (on my hard drive...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I can explain, Officer. It's totally innocent, I was actually looking for this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1LDvrQfHLE
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Bleurrgh!
On the whole I wished I wasn't spooning out the jam from the bottom of a raspberry muller rice when I clicked that.
*trufact*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
another mong, and a woman who looks a bit like the mum from That 70's show, or a younger Yeardly Smith.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *fears*
No you dirty old bastard, he wasn't wondering at all, but no doubt you are going to tell him, whilst stroking his croutch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post His what?
Isn't he a tall, robot-dancing footballer?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ummmmm
it was a euphamismismsmsms for your peneeeesse
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *crotch*
you tinker, you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Your fancy words don't bother me!
I have NVQs so fuck you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post so...
why are they using a mong and a pedo in this video? Is it for a very specific audience?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
It was made for the b3ta links page.

BTW, we say "differently abled" and "man of the cloth" nowadays.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:02, Reply)
This is a link post Sour Vibrations I made this!
Another chilled electro track I've made. This one featuring distorted samples of both Timothy Leary... and Michael Fish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds like it was recorded live
in a very strange robot room.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet Variations

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post really like your stuff
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post The Damned United - BBC2 Sunday night 9pm
for all you footy fans, and anyone who has read the book. sorry for 2 links in 2 minutes and it being a bbc press release and all, but still, the book was pretty good tbh, and i was quite excited when i saw this
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post also, reading further Attn all footy fans pt 2
"...following The Damned United, viewers can learn more about the real-life Brian Clough with the documentary Brian Clough: The Greatest Manager England Never Had? which follows the main film on BBC Two."

Damn right. what was it he said? "I want to establish without any shadow of a doubt that charles hughes is totally wrong in his approach to football."

Charles "Long Ball" Hughes On Wiki
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The
film's a hell of a lot lighter than the book, it must be said - David Peace's books are a lot like reading someone else's nervous breakdown....
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Tokyo Year Zero
was one of the best, but somehow hardest, book I've ever read, but I wouldn't recommend it. Erm... yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I really, really struggled with it too
I only managed about 100 pages. It was horribly depressing.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ah nice one
saw it advertised as part of the BBC films thingy but didn't see when it was on.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
footy Micheal Sheen
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 21:20, Reply)
This is a link post WE'RE DOOOOOMED
(in about 16 million years)
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.
Any science article that uses the word "boffins" is de facto bollocks, IMHO.

And while I know that citing Wikepedia is a bit lazy, all the same...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post lol this is The Register
all their stories are written with a decidedly tongue-in-cheek tone.

Here's one of their current headlines:
"Promiscuous slapper fruitfly sluts prevent mass extinctions"
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post shit!
*orders credit cards*
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a job as a boffin once
It was great as nobody knew who I was or asked me to prove my qualifications.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:14, Reply)
This is a link post Truss Rigging Motherfuckers
DO YOU DIG IT?????

I'm going to live inside a campervan for a week and will have no internets, I'm not sure how I'm going to survive :-S

Edit: This is trussing for an ACDC concert. BANGIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
I admire anyone that has to do a job like that.
Backbreaking and unsociable hours spring to mind : )
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure the roadies find plenty of time
for being lazy and surley whilst casually flipping through a skin rag and swigging a few brews ;-)

Does look specialised and difficult job though
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
This is a link post Spacially Variating Globally Coherent Warping Effects
Parametric Reshaping of Human Bodies in Images - no more touching up in Photoshop required... this is a bit spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *wants*
I've made a search to download/buy it, but I've found nothing.
Any links?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post it is from SIGGRAPH 2010
www.siggraph.org/s2010/

try there, or, it is made by these guys : sweb.cityu.edu.hk/hongbofu/projects/ParametricBodyReshaping/
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah I'd seen these sites, but still no direct link to buy/download it.
The main site just seems to hype up "7 more days"
Nice tool though, hope they release a version for OS X : )
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No doubt Adobe will find a way to crowbar it awkwardly into their bloated Photoshop.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.
But too bad it can't just sever ties to the background and clone stamp the difference for you.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post An even easier way to make normal people feel horrible about themselves.
Scientific progress goes 'boink'.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post why do we need
to do anything in this video?

because we are absolute cunts thats why.

most depressing video i've watched all day.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
This is a link post cows & cows & cows
some really cool cows!
(amsterdamned, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post made by the master b3tan cyriak
also GC. still frucking ace though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Monty wouldnt mind a repeat
and its worth it anyway! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, I haven't seen that.
That was fucking great. Love his style.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post check his user page
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=29846

and this is his comilation of his stuff, which is aceness

www.b3ta.com/links/cyriak_s_animation_mix
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 posts in 11 months!! : O
is that record?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful!
Reminds me of a punchline to a joke about a physicist modelling a cow: "First, assume that the cow is a sphere...", but I can't remember the joke!

also... The Bovine Centipede? How many stomachs would that have, and would chewing the cud still be involved?
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
This is a link post Hours wasted....
...on watching people hurt themselves.
 (jingle_man, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

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