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This is a link post geniusly funny harry enfield lunacy
from before ruddy hell it's harry + paul (when he went shit)
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post that and poppet on a swing were the best things he did
still quite like the new stuff, some good stuff like the hotel owner and the sweet seller
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tupenny Bumblequims??

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bum Gums?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a0odh8ro08
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is he a quare?

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
i used to live near filton and kingswood
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been looking for this
ta!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
class
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that...
Martin Clunes?
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeed it is

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I never!

(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keith Lemon :)

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Halifax remix
If this isn't a pearoast, I'll be amazed. But here it is anyway.
(Mr_Kipling_, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
Did it for me.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha,
I likes that!
 (I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post the 'isa isa' chick
gives me the horn
 (UTB, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post These adverts make me want to leave Halifax.
Fucking irritating. I call viral on this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've been staying up too late
on the PS3 Mr Grumpy ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know
they're going to use this
 (Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
Gets me every time I watch it
 (Rutututu, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Micky Ward
I went to see The Fighter last night and had to check some of the fight scenes as they seemed a bit too "Hollywood", but it turned out that they were accurate depictions.

An amazing knock out.

Excellent film BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well the one that floored him
reminded me very much of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UeYWanxhfs#t=2m50s

Slightly different build-up to it though
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post check out Micky Ward vs Arturo Gatti
3 fights, all awesome battles, sadly Gatti topped himself last year :'(
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was still in doubt
and some quarters still think his wife was the murderer
 (Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post POW!
SMASH!!!
 (Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another great case of the kidney puch in boxing..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UeYWanxhfs

When Hatton was half decent. 2.54 in the video.
 (Fluffster, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Break three ribs
can't breathe. End of fight.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a link post The BBC Level Crossing Challenge
"You might think you can get away with it"

Is it just me or is the kind of attitude demonstrated in this report to rules made for your own safety the actual problem? I mean, if it wasn't for people saying stuff like,'You'll never get away with push-biking along the motorway fast-lane during rush hour!!' would idiots be tempted to try!?

Here's a plan, why not warn people 'YOU WILL LIKELY DIE FOR BEING A FUCKING MORON!' and leave them to make their choice?

Would we miss them?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like turtles.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Darwinism mate...
...it's just natures way of imposing a cull on the retards. The solution, in my opinion, is to armour the front of the trains with ex-soviet missile train slow ploughs, and tell them not to stop for idiots
 (Citizen Erased It's not the no pants dance, It's a coincidence, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post they don't, they can't
with or without the snowploughs people get gibbed doing this.

My solution, those tyre poppers, make them come up at the other side so people going through ruin their tyres. That'll make them stop.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or
remove the gates and the lights and force people to look and more importantly think for themselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post or have the gates pop up from under the ground
forcing cars into the air. Like those retractable Bollards you get in town centers. You try and run through that you ruin your car.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bigger problem
Is the poor sod driving the train, if he and any passengers aren't hurt he's still got to live with having wiped out a family. Regardless of how stupid they may have been, thats not pleasant. Similar thing for suicides, a lot of drivers have had dreadful mental health problems because someone didn't even consider that.

Bit gloomy for a wednesday morning eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post An upsetting truth
Which is why trains need robotic drivers. Also, then I might be able to get out of London after 2am, but BEFORE 6.30. Stupid public transport!
 (Citizen Erased It's not the no pants dance, It's a coincidence, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post my cousins bloke is a train driver
he has hit 2 people, and had counselling etc... it totally screwed them
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The problem is that
psychologically, you know with a level crossing that it's probably going to close ages before the train arrives, so there's a belief - most likely unjustified - that you can get across before the train comes. People think it's just 'Health and Safety Gone Mad' to try and stop them.

This is why people ignore rules made for their own safety - they find them annoying and think they're probably overly strict.

They did a thing in South Korea where they put a countdown on the lights at the level crossing so you could see how long you had until the train was passed. Supposedly it worked fantastically because if you told people that there was a set time they were going to be stuck watching a train go past, they were much more likely to accept it and happily sit there rather than run the lights.

God, this is turning into my longest Links comment ever...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a really good idea
I've certainly sat at level crossings for five minutes or more while the train utterly fails to appear.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Where I live in dublin, the lights stay red for AGES! For that reason, everyone jumps ALL of the lights. The local level crossing can be down for three trains (15 minutes one day I got stuck there).

The answer is a countdown on the lights (the pedestrians get them here... why not the cars?) and lights that stay red for shorter periods, so people aren't bothered and held up by a red light.

Another crossing nearby in Ashtown is manned by a guy in a porta-cabin... no one ever jumps that because the guy is sensible and lets cars through between trains. He also waves people through before he closes the gates. The result is, no one is bothered and no one disobeys his request to stop. Ever.

So... short answer to a long post... use people to control level crossings... it's safer and cheaper than paying for a twunt in a camera van sat there all day, or using hardcore surveillance... you have to have people monitoring that anyway!!
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...There WAS a solution to this, (My continuing existence is testament to it) But for some reason namby-pamby modern culture has deemed it "unsuitable"
Waaay back in the mists of time (mid 80s) when I was but a little Chutney, what would have been just another grinding day of education in small Northumbrian County Primary School was suddenly broken by the announcement that we would have no lessons after lunch as we where going to be shown a FLIM! The frenzied discussion over our respective Lunchboxes A Team / M.A.S.K / Jumbo Jim (William was always an odd one..)focussed on what it might be? Starwars? Indiana jones? OR maybe another bloody showing of god-awful Bedknobs and Broomsticks....

Time told, and when we filed into the dark assembly hall and sat on the floor, a stange bespectacled man in a bad fitting suit was introduced to us as "A man from British Rail" who wants to show you a film, okkkaaaaay we thought, not-great but still better than English and Maths.

Anyway I dimly recall him giving some now forgotten talk and then the film started, It opened with a slighty scratched and faded cine style footage of Two Young scamps in rather 70s flared denim dungarees larking round on a railway track, with some droning monotone voice over talking about how much they are enjoying themselves, BUT DEATH IS ON THE TRACKS! *SUDDEN SOUND OF TRAIN HORN* Cut to close-up shocked faces of said lads then BANG! what we little band of brothers *and sisters* saw in the next 20 minutes would not be equalled till those of us who felt inclined to watch the SAW films 20 summat years later.

I swear it included awfull early 80s police footage of train related deaths and the after effects, including men with bags picking what seemed to be "mince" from between the tracks, I'm sure also real black and white police forensic scene photos. A photo that sticks in my mind was of the upper part of someone lying off to the side of a grass track sans legs....

The audience must have looked like...
0_0 0_0 0_0 0_0 0_0 0_0 0_0 0_0
Row upon row of tiny white traumatised faces, and total silence... (apart from William who I think threw up over the girl in front of him)
The man left, we filed back out into the playground and not a word was ever spoken of it ever again.

But fuck me did it ever do the trick, always been dread feared of railway lines ever since. It's come up in conversation with the few old school mates I still see from time to time, but oddly no one in subsequent years ever can recall it being shown again, was it a one off? Where we part of some Thatcher goverment social experiment? Was it all a frenzied collective nightmare brought on by too many umbongo and space raider sessions?

who knows Unless anyone ELSE had this experience then please do speak up


 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Was it as horrific as this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SukTBSJJ4KM
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dear God no...
Never THAT horrific.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is horrific, I know
but it does ram the lesson home.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW
thats practically snuff mate. i didnt know thomas the tank engine was such a vindictive bastard
 (Citizen Erased It's not the no pants dance, It's a coincidence, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember one from ages ago
It might have been on Nationwide. They had teams of kids doing 'railway sports', like brick throwing and the tunnel walk. Wasn't THAT gory, but haunted me for years.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nationwide!
You old bastard! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Frank Bough
ftw!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comb Over central!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post suspenders and stockings

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post and Colombian marching powder

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't remember being shown a horror film about trains...
... but we did get to see a similar thing about farm machinery. It was a crackly old black and white film about three kids who played about in the farmyard without permission and variously met untimely ends falling into grain silos or getting dragged into some kind of combine harvester. It seems like a really vivid nightmare in my memory now, but it bloody well did the trick- none of my classmates have expired in such a manner, as far as I know at least.
 (Bob Frapples is de-lurking on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This
was called The Finishing Line, and it's available on DVD, on volume 7 of the BFI's British Transport Films collection, The Age Of The Train. It's still fucking TERRIFYING.
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that
Just found the first 5 mins on Toob. Yuk.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
I remember being shown that.
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or
we could build bridges.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Hymn for nerds/geeks.
"All things bright and beautiful" gets a scientific update.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Micro Men - Micro Mix NSFW
A mate just sent me this link. A bit Swede Mason-esque which can only be a good thing in my opinion.
NSFW because of the "Jet Set Fu**ing Willy" bit
(ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post wooo
really gets going after a bit :)
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally
strange!!!!!!
 (Dasar, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Own your own underground bunker/survivalist cult
Ex-missile bases for sale.

Typical description: "Hardened Underground Communications Vault on 13 acres (more or less), built in the 1960’s as a nuclear war-proof communications center, 8,200 sq. ft. usable floor space. Good neighbors. Near Mark Twain recreational lake. Excellent for underground"
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ isn't that John Travolta's house?

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post If so, he'll certainly be
Stayin' Alive, stayin' Alive

*fetches coat*
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah ah ah ah shurely?

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I asked for that
:o)
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's said he fancies
bath houses. tiny.cc/8elq6
 (sandcracker is eh, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I kinda want one

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thinks
Could grow some weed in there
 (tomma turn around an bite you every time, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a bunker at my work.
Not as fancy as that one though.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's call it Vault 101!

(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post weren't these the guys on Stephen Fry In America?
they started singing creepy hippy songs.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Huge Touchscreen

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post and a whole minute of nothing at all
which is weird.

Still, I like how when 2 nerds are presented with a 30 foot touchscreen they immediately start force-pushing one another! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post i dont think its very practical tho
it wont outsell the iphone im sure of it.
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whats really going on...

(Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Morning \:D/
That woke you up, no?
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 7:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell!

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post <(^u^)>
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GctIssCexm0
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine that's what japan is like, 24/7
The other weekend someone posted the full advert where the kids start spitting electro-fire. So funny it became my facebook picture. Anyone still have the link to that?
 (Citizen Erased It's not the no pants dance, It's a coincidence, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe2wYL6MLw8
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant!
i wish i could breathe plasma...
 (Citizen Erased It's not the no pants dance, It's a coincidence, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Almost as bad as PUDDI PUDDI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw
 (pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
*seizures*
*expires*
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Translation:
'Fuck me! This cunting straw fucking talks!

'SPONGEBOB'S A CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!'

'This crack is rather moreish!'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woke me up...
...like a glass cock unfortunately.
 (fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post CommandandaConqueraRenagadu!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHMS8rIcRZc
 (v11cu96, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is wrong with them?
Also, if you add the sound of doors slamming and hammering and drilling, this is like what my house sounds like 24/7 since the cunt moved into the flat downstairs. I think his lights are fuelled by the sound of a child squawking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a link post edison - artemis vs. the city
Pretty nice one shot short clip of this bloke on 'lunchboxes'...

I want one!
(Tam Tam, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 3:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post How does he
remember what sound is where? o.o
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a link post I gone and recorded a song. I made this!
No need to buy it, I just wanted a place to host it to be played that wouldn't have it ripped off in a couple of seconds.

Edit: oh and let me know if it doesn't play the full song please that'd be great ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 3:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Wandering Star I made this!
This is what I spent my birthday doing.... from midnight to 4:30pm, when I passed out while waiting for the final 10 minutes of rendering, woke up a little after 11pm. Oopsy!

( due to copyright laws, not viewable in Germany... but the rest of the world doesn't care ~_* )
(I helped save b3ta! freyamoon Submit!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 2:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, not bad for a days work!
You could teach game designers a few things about sea. Nice work.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 6:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love that choon
get stoned and sit dead centre of the stereo field, Mmmmmm!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a link post "Remove your carbon footprint permanently. Contents: 1 tablet"
Remember Tim Hunkin? Off of Secret Life Of Machines?

Well, I do.

Seems he's been keeping busy making fantastical arcade machines and coming up with non-existent shops. All wonderfully eccentric in a very British way which makes me smile.

 (fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is excellent
Love the humour.
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Slip, slide, snot, skate and...seal impersonation.
Norwegian guy in his trunks has some sub-zero temperature fun for our entertainment. (SFW)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shivvers
Proper lunacy right there
 (I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought....
he was going to get stuck for a minute when he was going in the hole, nutter
 (Studentken is looking for motivation on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a mental! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to ask...
...how he could stand the cold. Then I saw the Vodka...
 (Megamoss, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Secrets from the Rubble I made this!
Our latest mini-epic! Hope you enjoy, it will make up for the bollocking my girlfriend gave me for trashing the living room.
(Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, just brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great, but....
odd. Very odd!


Good work sir!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was not a high entry on my list of expectations.
Woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and that's my nightmare for tonight all sorted

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post amazing :D
ha ha ha ha
clicks HARD
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
amazing *clicks hard*
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post my click was harder than your click

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fan-fookin'-tastic
The legs were funny, the arms were predictable, but then you pulled that fantastic punchline out of the bag. Brilliant and clickety clicked.
 (Leemondus, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 4:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
Sadly we needed to do the arms bit too or it wouldn't have worked. We tried to rush it compared to the legs part
 (Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Feb 2011, 5:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Good job
 (alc http://www.cameronmusic.co.uk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice finale.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice. Shouldn't your girlfriend be cleaning up the mess rather than waste time telling you off?
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post think..
he needs to get a gypsy wife!
 (Studentken is looking for motivation on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, punchline was totally outta the blue.
*Clickety-click*
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha have a click Sir

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Aces
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post clicky
Not what I expected at all :o)
 (Jazzspasm, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
Have a click.
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
that is classic
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers all!
You're very kind!
 (Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Excellent stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4 times ain't enough
I just twitted that all over twatter @RadioVicky

ACE
 (Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!
Beyond superb.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post GF and the Immovable
Curiously, the vast explosion didn't move a single CD or DVD of hundreds off the shelving. GF boundary--or yours?--inhibited the unadulterated documentarian realism.
 (Phaux, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Which one are you?
 (TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Little bit drunk.
Have this to watch with your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Dinosaurs TV Show Remix
I quite like Dunderpatrullen (discovered purely thanks to Spotify of course). This made me like them a bit more.
(AttackOfTheRobots \ =[[ õ õ ]]= /, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was expecting this to be a big pile of smoo
but it's actually not bad.
 (Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, as far as remixes of theme tunes from shows shown post Bullseye on ITV in the 1990's... its pretty good!

(AttackOfTheRobots \ =[[ õ õ ]]= /, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post NOT THE MOMMA!
Bits of this remind me of some of the chip-tunes in the C64 game 'Creatures'

*Click*
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got better towards the end, when it stopped just being the normal tune with a drumbeat.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Come To Australia
I posted on QOTW about opening my kitchen door and coming face to face with a tiger snake. So some kind soul posted this link in the replies.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's really good that is

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got the Scared Little Weird Guys DVD for Xmas
Brilliant!
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :)

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Mayor of Detroit refuses to erect Robocop statue.
Two B3ta memes in one post ladies & gents, quick audio link here
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice link
I'd buy that for a dollar : D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Detroitus Yay
Shared with my Detroit Friends

Ta
 (valkyrtb delurked briefly on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Incubus - Drive
A nice chilled bit of Incubus for you lot!

EDIT: Why the hell aren't you working? Stupid link which I've probably fucked up. Ah well, click the title, it'll take you to the track.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, an official music vid did that to me the other day
I think its their way of saying "Embedding Disabled By Request"
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's been happening way more than usual though
Summat computery that I don't understand must have changed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it has something to do with B3t servers being hosted in Texas
the content linked here is blocked in the USA :(
 (I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:51, , Reply)

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