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This is a link post Always have a soup ladle when you go into the jungle!
How to fight a tiger.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)
This is a link post Crawley Town vid featuring the Arm waving insult man!
(Guy on the right in the dark cap)
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, the magic of the cup...
...Where the media completely ignore the fact that the minnows are managed by a man convicted of fraud, outed as a cheat and regarded as an all round scumbag in non-league scenes

Steve Evans
 (I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously...

Arresting someone for that is ludicrous - it's beyond stupid and, to put on my Daily Fail hat, it's political correctness gone mad.

If he can be arrested for that then almost any user of b3ta can be done under the same laws. How many times have the Twin Towers been shopped? How many Maddie jokes have been made. And don't get me started on Sickepeida.

This is stupid law administered by stupid people.

Cheers
C
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The Voice of reason
Woo.
 (CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post Tory minister admits he does fuck all
for the Big Society
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Remix here:
audioboo.fm/boos/277993-eddie-mair-vs-francis-maude-remix
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Eddie Mair now owns Francis Maude
But for 50p he will let you pet him.

Whenever I hear a Tory talking about the Big Society I'm reminded of this classic 80s horror film.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_%28film%29
 (Munin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post haha...
..all I can think about is the thick of it when I hear this.
 (oller, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)
This is a link post Goodbye Norman's Jeans I made this!
The Tam Tam Club present...something puerile
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)
This is a link post Spider-Man has a name and a new costume

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post PROPER WEB SLINGERS :D
whilst I'm sure that they will no doubt lead to a licensed web slinging product, I for one am glad to see them
 (cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you spamming your blog?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Geoff?
I bet it's Geoff, isn't it!?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post looks awesome, massive version on aintitcool
labels: film, images, spider-man, the amazing spider-man, titiel
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post break it up pussy's!

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
"Stop! Stop that!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Break it up, Break it up...
He's not woorf it!!!
 (Cossack, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
that tickled me fancy that did
 (Leemondus, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Reminds me of THIS
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts exactly,
also my pussies are now staring intently at my speakers after I played that...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post my cat went mental
and tried to kill my laptop
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Loving the very last bit where
the chicken says, "Fuck"
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop fighting.....now.
Stop writing....now.
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post A dog would never do that.
Oh, wait, maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Right, stop that
Its too silly
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a link post Selling and possession of live badgers.
'A person is guilty of an offence if, except as permitted by or under this Act, he sells a live badger or offers one for sale or has a live badger in his possession or under his control.'

Maybe I read too much legislation but this gave me a little chuckle, images of dingy pubs in east London trying to purchase wildlife off a bloke named Barry 'The Badger'
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd imagine they'd make mental pets
when I was younger I always wanted a pet fruit bat but they'd die of lonliness apparently, I'll just have to build my own batcave
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I still want one though...
Loneliness eh? I guess I'll just have to take it everywhere I go...oh well!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Even baby ones smell worse than satans armpit
Mrs Littleesirjohn worked in an office where someone reared an orphaned one

(all legit, ask me no questions, I tell you no lies)
 (Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post damn and blast
this puts my new idea of badger chariot races out of the window
 (The Liberation Of Mike Hunt It was definitely murder. Cheers., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically you could race them
If they do it of their own free will and adequate safety measures are in place, but this is expensive and time consuming.
Racing rats/mices etc would be far more profitable due to such activities being wholly unregulated.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Psssst!
Ere, looking for any Badgers?
 (Barry 'The Badger', Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post We use Badger offences all the time
to test our software... Don't ask!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Theres a wonderfully surreal bit in the Oxford Union rules
about bringing dogs into the Union.

It goes something like (cant be bothered to find it):
"Dogs are not permitted on union grounds under any circumstances. Any animal providing assistance to the disabled shall be deemed a badger, any animal on the grounds with the express permission of the President shall be deemed a ferret, any animal on the grounds on police business shall be deemed a wombat"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post A handy infographic guide to inflation
Someone on here last week was asking why we can't just print more money to boost the economy. This simple guide explains inflation and in turn, explains why printing money is bad.

Not funny or clever, but interesting to anyone who doesn't understand inflation and why we keep (economically) shooting ourselves in the foot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Infofactage!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty Good
I have a bank of Zimbabwe 100 trillion dollar note, just so I can Say I'm an excentric multi trillionaire.

although it only cost me 80p :)
 (Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I really liked this.
I knew what inflation was, but hadn't really thought through three causes before.

This link is both interesting, and nicely designed. Blimey.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I learned something
Didn't expect that. It never occurred to me that inflation could be good if you owed money.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That was the bit I kind of questioned...
...because although it would be good for your debt, it would still make your salary worth less, in terms of how much you could buy.

Inflation always buggers the least well paid most, as their mass-agreed salaries don't "catch up" fast enough, as opposed to those in suits who can normally go and knock on the big cheeses' doors and ask for more...
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post what was athet Mayer Rothschild quote?
"give me control fo a nations money and I care not who makes the laws"

central banks lend to the government and charge interest, which is interesting when you consider a nation has the capacity to print its own currency and issue without debt. Nationalised or privately owned? makes you wonder. The '77 BOE Act makes finding out who the shareholders of the bank of england a state secret apparently when they created the BOE nominees ltd. The '98 BOE act passed by Brown was even more interesting.

that's all I'm going to say on the subject
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Still dont get it.
Surely if 'they' printed enough money for everyone to have a million quid, we'd all be millionaires and not need to work or starve.
 (I helped save b3ta! acab, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I like your thinking
'they' have made it so everytime they print money they lend it with attached debt. So what happens when there is not enough money in circulation to cover the debt, if every time they issue it they attach debt to it? the debtor pays with real world asets like property and labour. they print paper and collect payment via assets. genius
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I have chosen...
...to decide you are being funny.

If not, try exchanging your savings into Zimbabwean (or even something less dramatic but higher denomenation like Turkish) currency, and tell me if you suddenly feel like Roman Abramovich. Money isn't worth anything in itself, only in what you can exchange it for.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Bank notes
aren't even money. They are just fancy IOUs.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse than that...
They are exchangable and tradable IOUs from the Bank of England.

Those buggers are more in debt than any of us, and they don't even know who to!

*shakes fist in anger*
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gonna try it

(I helped save b3ta! acab, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
good news for those of us riddled with student debt
 (thequailboy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Student debt?
Cheapest debt you'll ever have.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really
Student debt tracks to inflation (with a few quirks when the inflation measure they use approaches 0), so you're in theory always owing the same amount in real terms.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody excellent
great find
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post so....
can't we just burn some money?

Obviously not mine, I haven't got enough to make a decent fire...
 (MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)
This is a link post Cool stunters

(thequailboy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is a link post Nintendoscope
For when you need to make an old gameboy even more awesome.
 (roekenny, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly have to say
"what is the point"

doesn't mean it's not awesome though.

does this mean it's Art?
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the point is
He re-routed his gameboy into an oscilloscope.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post which is just a CRT....
like an old TV
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post An oscilloscope like that
is much easier to display a picture on than a TV, too, as you don't have to encode the video data into a PAL/NTSC signal.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I've long since learned that nerds are only happy when they have something to be unhappy about :-p
(and should know, being one myself)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)
This is a link post Blasphemy is all I can say about this

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post this is about as bad as Roland Emmerich doing a movie version of Asimovs Foundation series.

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post fffs

Is there anything they won't make a fucking re-make of?

Is Hollywood absolutely bereft of of producers and script-writers?
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post To answer your questions
No
Yes
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post There are writers out there
but unless your idea is 'pre-sold' , or stars someone like Adam sandler or jennifer Aniston studios won't bump up more than about $20m budget.

We will probably NEVER see another out of nowhere blockbuster like Indiana Jones or Close Encounters
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I don't know,
Slumdog Millionaire did alright for $15m, Inception was a huge gamble too.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post But
didn't they have a well know cast (or director) behind them?
 (confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Was about to say District 9
...then remembered that it was produced by Peter Jackson. I'll keep thinking...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you by any chance arguing
that the director of both Close Encounters and Raiders of the Lost Ark wasn't well known at the time? Or that the lead actor in Indiana Jones was unknown?

Just checking...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you suggesting that hollywood is a great risk taker?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZazEM8cgt0

(music but applies to films)
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i call it a modern remake of an old classic.
This is not for our generation... we still have the original...

this is for the younger lot... let them have their version and stop grumbling about it...

It's not like they are shooting the film over the negatives of the old one.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I still think Russel Brand should die in a fire
after having his entire body rubbed in sandpaper for a week
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post and then dipped in a bath of salt
before the cleansing fire?
 (confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post TCP for a while first
hurt like hell whilst ensuring no infections. That way we can prolong his suffering.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post your welcome to think that
but thinking such things about someone you've never met is a little pathetic...

i dont like him that much.. but rather than fantasising about killing him i just turn off the telly.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a fantasy
I've actually got him tied up in my attic. Just need to find an abandoned house and move him there before I set it alight.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to kill you.
Ver much, yes ver ver much.
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a bit much
I think perhaps he should be locked in the house before it burns, with the only source of loo roll being his worthless books, and the only form of entertainment being his own movies.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post seriously
you guys need to get out more... you've got rage issues... testosterone does that if its allowed to build up... go for a run, or maybe fantasise about killing people who deserve it.. like the gays.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe cut his hair too.
That'll make him cry for sure.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Now steady on!

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on. It's just a joke.
Like on Top Gear
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post We can always help him survive?

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I
went to see the original at the cinema when it came out and it was fucking shit then and I highly doubt that the addition of Russell Cunt will make it significantly worse, any more than the addition of genital warts would make ebola significantly worse.
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the cut of your
jib
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post get back to work you!

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post meh....
I saw the trailer the other day and it shifts the focus from the poor woman he wants to marry, to the rich bitch he doesn't want to marry.
It's semingly a pointless change, merely to change SOMETHING, or it's just so the trailer can focus on Ms Garner lots.

But Luis Guzman plays the chauffer which is a good thing
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel a bit sorry
for kids today. When I was young, my parents didn't understand my music, films, TV shows and fashion. And that was how it should be; they were 'ours' and gave us an identity. But now everything is just a remake. I hear a song on the radio and even if the whole thing isn't just a copy, I will probably know the bass line or melody from way back when. Fashion keeps going full circle; daughters borrow thier mums old clothes; where is the identity and rebellion in that?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Considering that it has Russel Brand
I'm not entirely sure it's main audience is the youth. However, I understand what you are saying about all the remakes. The problem is the good ol' US is full of old people.

www.santamariatimes.com/news/opinion/editorial/article_cf79b640-38a0-11e0-9878-001cc4c03286.html

About 25% old people. You know the stereotype old people like old crap? It's a big market with lots of $ so companies will pimp the shit out of it.

I apologize if that sounded agist. I'm not. Some of my friends are baby boomers.
 (bbtech0251 - ignorant american divvy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Acting like Kenneth Williams with a half Cockney accent seems to get you alot of work these days
(That and looking like you're having a bad hair day and you need a shower)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post and having a history with drugs

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post they can fuck right off
cant beat this classic. remakes to me oftern seem like they are shoving their hairy arses in the air and the orginal and waving them about abit.

i cannot stand Russel Brand and death would be a kindness.

acid baths on the other hand..
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:33, Reply)
This is a link post Don' You Go Rounin' Roun to Re Ro
GC say OK so hey.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post this
makes me want to watch Snatch again
 (thatjoshguy is a robot., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of the day!
Tuesday's internet will have to try very hard to beat this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post would have been
much better without the laughter
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I Say.......Good Show Sir! I Tip My Hat to You!
Auto-translate to English

HUWUYTAN MRFKBKT HNNNNN! DAHHN
 (valkyrtb delurked briefly on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post A right royal cockney knees up

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a link post Ninja Recycling
Local Ninja doing his bit for the environment gives the neighbours something to talk about.
(I helped save b3ta! follymoff is listening to windmill and mice based songs, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Enter the Ninja
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I need your production?

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I am your samurai

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ¥O-LANDI VI$$ER
Totally would
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
I saw her at LED. She's slutty. She'd probably bite your dick off....
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to fantasise about NICE girls
*Don't want to

What's the point?

Plus she's hot (when you see past the weird mullet)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all very well,
but I don't think that Samurai armour was made from plastic bottles.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Err..
/Enter The Dragon

Bottles of water don't hit back....

\Enter the Dragon


But, to be fair, if I was ever faced with hordes of water bottles, all baying for my blood, I'd want him on my side...

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post His sword will rust.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)
This is a link post Wigan Gangsta
My mate wrote this song a while ago, and he's made a video to go with it. I think its about fitting for here
(The Liberation Of Mike Hunt It was definitely murder. Cheers., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Getting really bored of unfunny rap parodies.
But that one did make chuckle :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That
deserves a click.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Like

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely spot on!
click
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
good work
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)
This is a link post A.B.C. Warriors
The metal men from 2000AD get animated.
Rather short, so here's a teaser trailer for a fan-made tale from Mega City One:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2JhQXCjTLY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh nice
didn't really understand any of it when I was eight of so, but loved em later and love em still.
 (Jazzspasm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Too short to make any sense of it.
The laser weapons at the start of the clip make that gayest noise ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaysers.
Lethal, but fun to be around.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't he the dead guy in the Incredibles
Gayser Breem or something. Some kind of fish with lipstick
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo what's this then?
Is someone going to make this?

Hope they make a decent job of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was one of Rebellion's attempts to get their characters off of the page, and onto people's screens.
Not sure if it was ever meant to herald an actual series, but that would have been my guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post OHHHHHHH

(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)
This is a link post I made an album! I made this!
I made an album all by my little self. It's a far cry from the silly videos I've posted in the past - I took this project semi-seriously. It's instrumental and full of distorted synths; don't let that put you off listening. I'd love to hear what people think about it (including criticism). If you really like it you can download it for £0.00 (or more, if you wish).
 (robbiejh12 I made an album! - http://apistat.bandcamp.com, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post What exactly is
"fuck rock"?
 (HamptonSmall ...smoking my pipe since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post it's lonely women do behind closed doors in Blackpool
*what
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
*drops monocle*
 (HamptonSmall ...smoking my pipe since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *picks up monocle*
*removes lens*
*uses frame as a cockring*
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *laughs out loud*
*masturbates furiously*
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What is going on here exactly?
*licks lips*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's instrumental fuck rock with words.

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)
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I believe this would be a "fuck rock" www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/27/ancient_phallus/

Seriously though? I just made that up for want of a real description.
 (robbiejh12 I made an album! - http://apistat.bandcamp.com, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like track number seven.

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:57, Reply)
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A few people have said that they liked that track actually, it's nice to hear it from someone I don't know. Thanks for the feedback.
 (robbiejh12 I made an album! - http://apistat.bandcamp.com, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
So I clicked.

I'm listening to "I was Worried, O So Worried" and I really like the way it builds up. I would even have liked it if it had a few more layers and took longer to build up, so that by the end it was completely different to the beginning, if you know what I mean. I like that minimalist thing.

Have you listened to any Jon Hopkins? His song "Light Through The Veins" does that... looooong build up of layers. Some of your songs remind me of him, "Insides" sounds like your album in particular.

listen.grooveshark.com/#/search?q=Jon%20Hopkins

Some of the sounds you use seem a bit default midi - the trumpet sound. But that's possibly purposeful to give it a home-made feel? Or am I just being a git?

Anyway - I'm very jealous because I'd like to make an album but I don't for some reason... prolly 'cos I'm not good enuffff!
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
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Nice, I really enjoyed Jon Hopkins - especially 'Light Through The Veins'. Maybe one day I'll extend a song out over ten minutes, once you get going it's possible to pretty much go on endlessly.

The sounds that seem default midi seem that way because they are - most of the album is actually midi, but shhh don't tell anyone! It was more out of necessity than choice, but lo-fi/home-made/etc. is all the rage anyway.

Just do it, it's the only way to find out if you're good enough. /motivationalspeech
 (robbiejh12 I made an album! - http://apistat.bandcamp.com, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)

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