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This is a link post hagfish slime
In keeping with this evening's theme...

People apparently eat this thing as well.
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 3:43, Reply)
This is a normal post In all seriousness I can see this as a good replacement for gelatine

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll get on board with that.
Wikipedia says that biologists are currently researching applications for the slime. I wonder how they go about it. ... try it on toast, put it in your shoe, dunk a wounded kitten in it...
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
This is a link post Yuk
more sea yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
I just feel sorry for those things.
 (brandthedoggy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 3:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sea cocks

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The one in the bottom right...
I can't decide if it's saying 'Noooooo' or 'Whhhhyyyyy'.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmm...
Now that is a fresh sausage!
 (I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
This is a link post And while I'm at it.
Man has sex with a beach (while his girlfriend watches) in order to get dinner.

Edit: And it's a Geoduck, which REALLY looks rude. wdfw.wa.gov/fishing/shellfish/geoduck/
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post What...
...the...fuck...

I'll never feel safe on a beach ever again.
 (Megamoss, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Tremors movie?

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you get the impression he's doing that to impress her?
I get that impression. 'Hey crazy chick with a camara, look, I can pull dicks out of the beach, now lets fuck! Yeh!?'
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely kiss at the end
Nothing more romantic than reaching down into the wet sand to pull out a... thing.
 (brandthedoggy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post : O
yuk! wtf...WTF!!! WTF!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:29, Reply)
This is a normal post And these few videos is why I love /links
You guys rock :)
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolute brilliance.
Just when you think he's going to get sucked down into the muck never to return, he emerges with a monster of a fucking what??
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Elephant cock
I think...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What the name of all that is Holy is that fuckin thing?
I dug this geoduck on the beach in front of my house.
 Neptune

edit: Did a bit of reading up on these bad boys and there's definately something not right. "They attain their maximum size by about 15 years, and can live at least as long as 168 years"
 (I helped save b3ta! acab, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 6:43, Reply)
This is a normal post 168 years?
I DEMAND to know how they can claim such an accurate figure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Growth ring analysis apparently
like counting the rings on trees, they count layers of the shell (I presume it's the shell)

manandmollusc.net/geoduck.html ctrl f and search for 'ring'. You know you want to...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and then they fucked

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
The internet is great.
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
This is a link post Beach penis.
I've been interested in the idea of getting my own food from nature recently (Chestnut collecting, fishing etc), and have been having a look online how to get your own razor clams from a UK beach (If anyone knows a good UK location south of london, please share).

Razor clams look like penises. I'm going to prank a friend and get them to sit on a beach and then watch them get buggered by a razor clam. That'll learn 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Beaches have dicks??

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's NOTHING compared to a Geoduck.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post look at my newer link.

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This
is why I love the internet. Prior to the www I'd NEVER have found out about salt-induced beach-knobs. *clicks in silent awe*
 (Leemondus, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen razor clams in fishmongers many times...
..But I didn't know they live in a wild phallic state.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Formby beach seems to have alot going on

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post razor clams
Go to Muddyford and you will get some. Alternately somewhere flat and sandy will do.
 (Turbo Blackbeard And then squirry the squirrel went nee nee nee nee, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
This is a link post Just found this - too late for previous challenge...
A taxonomic tree of over 100 wondrous powers and abilities, with over 200 superheroes and supervillains as examples thereof.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:22, Reply)
This is a link post Damn Nature you scary!
Daily Fail link. If it's GC, it deserves posting again. At least it's not on the Popular page.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post To avoid them getting ad revenue
use www.istyosty.com/ to link to the Mail.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm an aethest and a cynic.
But WTF environment? Sun flares, volcanoes, dust clouds, tsunamis, my arse the other day..

I'm buying a tin foil hat and building an ark...or a rocket.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant pictures
marred by a jarringly bad first sentence. Was article thrown together before the pub?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 6:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
"A volcano that lay dormant for decades in south-central Chile has erupted for the first time in decades belching ash over six miles into the sky, the worst eruption for decades, DECADES I SAY!!!"

*hic*
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The cars where I am are covered in ash from that volcano
...and I'm a few hundred miles away in Uruguay. Bariloche looks like it has been totally covered in it
 (DrBatman, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
This is a link post Just how Hot Do You Want Your Chilli Sauce?..
Ouch.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I read it as Ass Raper
which might not be too far from the truth...
 (Mikey Air Chewing gum and taking names, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It fails to say
How hot it is on the scoville scale
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of these sauces are pretty much unusable.
I got a bottle of 'Daves Ultimate Insanity Sauce'. Had to buy it on the net but you can get it at Tesco now. It's all heat and no flavour. One drop ruins a pot of curry or chilli, and i LOVE spicy food.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post This one is 16 million Scoville
www.hotsauceworld.com/bl6amrepeexe.html

It probably isn't the hottest on on this site...

Why would you do that your mouth?
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh..
just get into Scotch Bonnets, one of those in a pot is as spicy as anyone needs anything to be and they're lovely peppery goodness!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post There is one called "Dave's sudden death sauce", which has a limey flavour
once you get past the intense burning and death. I recommend a drop of it with chips.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)
This is a link post Most ludicrous description of a drink. Like evah.
Scroll down to looky.

EDIT:
It smells like tarry ropes, creosote, linseed oil, waxy dark chocolate, warm blackcurrants, muscovado sugar, plump cherries and earthy pine needles, cayenne-peppered steak, oysters smothered in hot pepper sauce, crisp seaweed, smoky bacon, sweet vanilla, spicy cloves, blueberries, menthol, treacle and chilli sauce.

It tastes like chewy peppered steak soaked in pepper sauce, crispy seaweed, black tarry espresso coffee, melted dark fruits, blackcurrants, blueberries, cherries, bitter almonds, star anise ,hickory and chalky effervescent violets.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Worked on me!
*Starts saving*
 (WildType is remixing your mum, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Puts M&S adverts to shame!

(Mikey Air Chewing gum and taking names, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post plunge, whirlpool
yuk yuk fnar fnar. Sounds a bit like....bum
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an Ardbeg; so it'll taste like TCP with an unpleasant mace kick.
/used to actually get paid to do wine/booze tastings in shops blog
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Not by Ardbeg presumeably
How'd you get that job?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I got the job to to my ability to talk shite.
I was scarily good at it too. Something, something,colour.Something, something, nose. Something, something tastes of (followed by something, something bags of flavour). Something, something finish; hey presto our Oddbins was shifting crates more wine.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
me too!

cassis.... tobacco... shoe leather... old sock... butter... biscuits...
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I have tried very very hard
to love the whisky over the years. I can't do it. It tastes bloody horrid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
well i haven't tried that hard, it's just shite and people who bang on about how good it is and how its been aged in oak casks are usually massive boring twats, so there!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Mostly they're pissheads tbh.

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I really appreciate the craft
of making it though. I love the idea of sitting back with a tumbler, by an open fire and a bottle of aged single Islay. *bleugh*
I hate it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I refer you to point #3
www.royalmilewhiskies.com/viewindex.asp?article_id=whiskybasics&lkid=61
 (WildType is remixing your mum, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post and there's me only trying Bells.
Are there actually other types on offer?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well have you tried whiskies from different ends of the spectrum?
Like Laphroaig or Dalwhinnie?
 (WildType is remixing your mum, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Talisker serves as a quite consistent gateway drug.
;)
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
I'm a Compass Box fan meself.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I have tried many a
Islay, Highland, Speyside, Bourbon, Blended, Rye, Tipple.
Like I say..I have tried very very hard. I have had a dram worth more than most people earn in a day once or twice when I have been treated.
Wasted on me..sadly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah man
Envious!
 (WildType is remixing your mum, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Dalwhinnie
FTFW....Best of all the drams!
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You fookin' serious lad?
Laphroaig is no beginner's whisky. You'd want to go for something easy like Glenmorangie or Glenfiddich first. They're not the best, but they're relatively easy to get into.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 5:15, Reply)
This is a link post "A cat would never..." wait... "A dog would never..." no, that's not right either.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That cat seems quite happy to take it...

(Mikey Air Chewing gum and taking names, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Doggy style.
You're doing it wro... oh, hang on, you're doing it right. Or is that wrong?
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Late to party but here is sister's dog and cat
What has been seen cannot be unseen


The cat was very willing...dirty bugger
 (DrBatman, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a link post Sleaford Mods
get it while it's fresh
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:08, Reply)
This is a link post "Reel Wisdom" - (Lessons from 40 films in 7 minutes)
Have some celluloid philosophy. I dunno if it's just me in my
semi-inebriated state, but the continuity seems to fit beautifully.

*High views*...*GC*...*Apols*...(Etc.)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone's a Star Wars fan...

(Mikey Air Chewing gum and taking names, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post EVERYONE'S a Star Wars fan
can't they just fuck off to Endor or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:05, Reply)
This is a link post Dr Who at the CO OP
I bought my wife a 70s cook book at the weekend, and was delighted to discover what was on the back cover.
 (I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw lully!
Well done for preserving and sharing that!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post steak tartardis

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Dalek bread

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post cyberbread men

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post sontartans

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post shit-programme biscuits

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post mr.dogshit fingers
with added Omega3.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he?

(Mikey Air Chewing gum and taking names, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ask the female Sea Devils.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry, Sir, I don't know what that means.
Please don't hurt me.
 (Mikey Air Chewing gum and taking names, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sir?
SIR?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post um
male username, teeny tiny beard
um
sorry
 (Mikey Air Chewing gum and taking names, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ok Mikey!
Sexist assumption that taxi drivers are all male though. Shame on you. AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH A WOMAN HAVING A BEARD?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I meant Herb Alpert!
And nothing, just not on her face...
 (Mikey Air Chewing gum and taking names, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *put's hand in front of chin*
Well..erm..that's ok then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart in a bap

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that David Dickinson?

(Mikey Air Chewing gum and taking names, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post nice,
why does he look like David Dickinson though?

**EDITED TO SAY** Mikey you sneaked that in seconds before me you crafty ninja
 (I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Crafty ninja minds think alike.

(Mikey Air Chewing gum and taking names, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post And so it come fu circle
Jon Pertwee had a takeaway food place opposite Acton Town tube station that he opened along with Walter Randall (lots of DWs). I think this was late 70s early 80s

edit: And so it comeS fuLL circle
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post SPLINK!

(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:26, Reply)
This is a link post Vic and Bob are going to to an Alan Partridge (just a news story)
Getting into bed with Fosters. Debuts 4th July. Shame about the sponsors...hope it's as good as ..

[ also here with Teh Grauniad: www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2011/jun/08/reeves-mortimer-afternoon-delights-web-sketches ]
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Top news!
Fingers crossed! If it means more unhinged / surreal / traditional Vic & Bob, it could be brilliant!

I was never that keen on shooting stars (too 'staged' and celeb based) but bang bang and the smell of reeves and mortimer were classics.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I sold him that hoover!
It's a pile of shit!
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you lookin' at mah braaaah?
(i sold him that hoover - whats left of iiiiit!)

Aaah - i loves me classic vic & bob.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post HOT DOGS FOR SALE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeTPZtZtW44
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post After all these years a shoe buff on marine way..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeARXMHW4Is
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking of shoes...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Lets ave a smoke in it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ1ZWOchYQo
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's at times like this
that I know I've found my spiritual home. So that's a "yes" with double exclamation marks and caps lock and a generous scoop of "hurrah"

Clips I would have chosen first too. So maybe something more down to earth: And what could be better Ladies and Germs, Mums and Dads , Boys and Girls than a little..... COTTAGE CHEEEEEEEEEEESE?: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMaEUv5n9wU
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Spang
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiKEgdQTCEo&feature=player_embedded#at=18
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post IIIIIIIII'VE GOT A NEW HOOVER!!
I'm over the moon with it
It's got what can only be described as a headlamp on the front
youtu.be/m1xzqExWobo?t=19s

I used to have one of those exact hoovers. True Fact. It really couldn't suck off a fly. Bob was right
 (quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._­.') nyan!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You're just a fakey cake maker
and I ain't got time for you
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Zippy

(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post somehow they are more menacing this way

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post "If you're supposed to be the superior race in the universe
why can't you start firing before I stop talking!?"

Nice, but far too much of it, folks, 3:02 to 3:20 is the fried gold moment.

That story BTW makes NO sense whatsoever, but it does have some lovely moments, and interesting factoid: that older male actor with the fluffy white hair is profoundly deaf and learned everyone's lines, then lip read or just looked for cues till his bits came up, most impressive!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(goatsy open wide, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Some good lines there
I particularly lolled at batman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Comedy gold.

(I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post White Wee-Wee!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 3:20, Reply)
This is a link post A Conversation at Sea I made this!
A conversation between Spaniards and Americans at sea which I translated into English after seeing the original version. Very, very funny. Enjoy!
(moronic50, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the bastard child of Albion and Stubbo?
'Very Funny'? Genuine? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they're off
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
That's so funny, I can't believe that actually happened!
 (EvilMeister, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't it just?. not just "funny". but "very, very funny"
hang about www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post But it is very, very funny!
Oh wait, wot?

Are you suggesting our poster has lied by claiming this is genuine?
 (EvilMeister, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've also just been informed it could be a hoax. Even if it is, still very, very, funny :)
 (moronic50, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck no
He probably got all confused over Irish/Hispanic/Dick VanDyke

....as for posting 6 messages on the links board ( a mere trifle of four or five being links to his own stuff) in less than 7 years I think he's shown remarkable restraint....so added kudos for not liking any one else's pictures, links, talk posts or qotw answers, not even his own.
moronic50, I salute you Sir. I salute you Alexander Thorne, with a snap of the elbow and a rigid chin. How'd that Doritos entry work out?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I take it all back

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post actually.....not sure if I do

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)
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Not sure if this is praise or sarcasm. It's something at least which is better than nothing. The Doritos came to not much in the end. I think an advertising/post production company won the comp, which was unsurprising given how much moolah Doritos where giving away.
 (moronic50, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post did you really translate this?
you could have saved yourself the bother... linky

also, fake and gay: www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp

edit: way too slow :[
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)
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I did sit down and translate this, If i had been aware of the hoax I probably wouldn't have!
 (moronic50, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha.................hoax or not.....it's pretty good if you don't know where it's leading..

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Not genuine.
Old joke.
 (Rogue Sausage, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)
This is a link post A very drunk man goes home
after being thrown out of the Stephen Fry-hosted theatre awards at The Savoy for falling over in front of Sir Ian McKellen, reportedly.

Sorry it's tagged by The Sun, please don't hurt me. *edit* they blocked it so: 143.252.148.163/sol/homepage/video/sun-exclusive/3624149/Greatest-drunk-walk-ever.html cheers to Tetigi
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaah free bars.
There's nothing like them! We get invited to parties at work from time to time with free drinks. One of my colleagues fell over after one recently, but it took a good five minutes. Most of that time he was just dangerously slanty.

I saw the stills of this earlier, the second where he is totally vertical but upside down before his head bends the wrong way is very impressive!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't understand why he doesn't die after that
nobodies neck bends at 45% with their full bodies weight on it without snapping, surely!?

A lot of folks are crying fake at this 'cos of that bit, and the lack of a timer, but it's obviously been edited and re-cropped so who knows.

Or cares.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post the very relaxed state he was in is what saved him I'd say

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah, awesome ragdoll physics..
Reminds me of playing GTA4's drinking minigames.
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post holy crap, that's going to hurt in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely if you're that drunk,
rhe hangover will hurt more than the bumps and tumbles?

Does with me. Either way the next morning would've been a whole heap of pain.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I for one am glad that the ridiculously extensive CCTV network in this country
is being used for tabloids to laugh at inebriates.
Rather than, you know, catching criminals.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the way he smashes through that 'caution, slippery when wet sign'

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post haha....and a bit o' weed is fuckin' outlawed?
...but you can drink yourself to death :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Quiet hippie

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite! Hippie.

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Quilt hippie!
couldn't agree more though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Quippie.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post In true style
the guys runs it off in the end! Fall? Me? Cant you see I'm jogging home!
 (boringname, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I better Jog
I'm far too pissed to walk
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the way he starts jogging at the end...
Holy hell, pal, if walking means you get busted ribs and gravel marks on your face, speeding up is probably not the best idea!
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post i shall defer you to this exception ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ztiAN9k584
noted she's been ousted as a fraud
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Touche, dear sPUNKer, touche.
I was watching and thinking 'what is your basis for the exception', oh dear God, she can run but can't walk! Really wish this was not a hoax. Have a click anyway, I laughed. A lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly I think I have been this man.
As anyone who was there the night I ended up not being allowed to use the escalator at Oxford Circus could testify.

Hence the signature I keep these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I expect we all have at some point
I've certainly been there, a number of times!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post How he didn't break his neck is beyond me
perhaps pissed people really do just 'bounce' when the occasion calls for it
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Actual link to the *shudder* Sun as it appears to be blocked on TouYube now.
143.252.148.163/sol/homepage/video/sun-exclusive/3624149/Greatest-drunk-walk-ever.html
 (Tetigi can't be bothered with apathy., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post was on
have i got news for you last night brilliant
 (Dazzer, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 7:01, Reply)

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