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This is a link post "Who's Afraid of Mr Greedy?"
Slightly creepy animated tale of an identity stealing ogre getting his
come-uppance. Nice ending as well.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post Derek and Clive - My fair Lady (nsfw due to a few swears) NSFW I made this!

couldn't work out how to make the video show as it does in everyone elses posts... I'm pooh!
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD3byX8Dv6E
Just copy the Youtube link from the address bar up until the &, don't use the Share feature.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post While we're on this subject Red,
Are Youtube & Vimeo the only embeddable videos on this site or can you
embed ANY with the right code?
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You're asking the wrong person ;-o)
But as far as I know, Youtube and Vimeo clips auto-embed. You can post Flash videos too.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, thanks anyways Red :-)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Different Strokes for Different Folks NSFW
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post her smoke detector needs replacing.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Just the battery
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post oh aye, that's what i meant to say.
in a new york minute sweetcheeks. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
She's got massive hands.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Young Camilla?

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post They've done a cracking job
of making his tits look real. I'd definitely make that mistake after £30 down the pub.
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 2:16, Reply)
This is a link post ebay - News of the World - PreOrder...
'Gercha souvenir copy ere, only £5.50'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post £5.50 is quite expensive for toilet paper.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post kind of hoping that one of the advertisers will be amnesty international
surely there's the possibility of an ad along the lines of there are some people who are imprisoned unjustly while others remain free (next to a picture of some notw execs)
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm going to th'asdas in the morning
I'm gonna take a pile of NoWs and put them among the toilet paper.
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone who buys it tomorrow for a "souvenir" is a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
for a "souvenir"
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol
'the working class'
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Who?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Britney Spears
used to be popular a few years ago
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No, no, I was wondering who Miss A.Tournament from Leicestershire is.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post They're no Glee.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post dumb bitches

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post Irish Porn,,, sorry NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post typical American
won't shut up during the movie!

Why did you post this though? It's just a woman with a big arse waving it around. It's about as sexy as Antiques Roadshow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post now steady on
Fiona Bruce does have something..... ish
 (otl, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yup

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post A haaaaandbag?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I've only just realised how square her jaw is.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Compare and contrast with the Darth Vader mask still frame below.
If I was playing the pairing up game I'd be clicking those two and then the two vids above have pretty similar still frames too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not wrong there.
It's like every link has at least one thing in common with the last.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post let's do the timewarp agaaaaaaain

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post a man jaw?
.
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post She doesn't even sound irish >.>

(EvilMeister, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "I bet you'd like to be behind me on the treadmill"
um... no *ctrl+w*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think
she goes on the treadmill very often
 (Sexual Chocolate!, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I...uh....I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)
This is a link post Cracked's top 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys
A seal named Ronald.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
What makes me laugh is I've toyed with most of those at some point in my life*, so not that disturbed here really...

(*worked in a sex shop, frequented the BDSM scene)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha :D
Must be oddly awesome working in a sex shop.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you get any great excuses from embarrassed customers?
"Yeah, it's not for me, it's just for the wife."
 (User #86772, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, a classic Cracked article
Just out of interest, has anyone actually tried any of these gadgets and were they any good?
 (User #86772, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "it's just for the wife"
eh? :D
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post and to think I nearly went the whole day without seeing a 'peehole stuffer'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post or a fisting mitten!
...
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It might be Cracked's top 25, but...
I think I found a completely new top 50 after browsing the rest of that site that came up yesterday (very very NSFW, and may induce prolonged periods of vomitting).
 (quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._­.') nyan!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Your link doesn't work.
I was just taking a look and the inflatable sheep costume is fantastic!
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "It's hard to cum when masturbating to this"
Comment of the year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fantastic.
Also, link fixed. ta for heads up (EDIT: I had forgotten how good the B3TA 404 page was, so wasn't all bad eh!)
 (quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._­.') nyan!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)
This is a link post Darth Stripper NSFW I made this!

(MisterSaunders, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Does indeed contain presence of boobs.
The force is strong with this one.
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I find the lack of muff
disturbing
 (Leemondus, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post And you say
you are my father?
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Mum?
?!
 (GhostAtTheFeast Soup Sir?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)
This is a link post SkyWalker News: Rupert Murdoch is flying into London today
A sky news report today about Murdoch reminded me of a certain film for some reason
(mr_mekon, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
This is a link post Translation Telephone aka Chinese Whispers
Ever played the "Telephone" game, where you send a message around a circle of people & see how it turns out? This is an online version which translates the message to 20 random languages using Google Translate and finally translates it back to the original language.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Are we not allowed to call it Chinese Whispers anymore?
"And small step for mankind, one giant leap, it's hell, the list price of gas" is what it came up with from "This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind and one hell of a petrol bill for expenses"
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
became
Trees, trees, USA, Latin mice Groundhog?
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post my itunes just stopped playing I've typed so much shit in to this
became...ITunes is my country, not a game
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah the Chinese part reverses the grammar
it seems
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "Braveheart" kind of
falls flat on his arse.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post chinese whispers comes out as chinese whispers

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush.
Apparently the bird in your hand is worth $4,000,000 because it came back as,
'The bird in the trees is $2,000,000'
*almost sciency*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "i want to fuck you hard like a traction engine"
becomes...

"I almost do not want to walk like a bird"

www.translation-telephone.com/#851171
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 'I like big butts and I cannot lie', becomes
'I hope so simple, and can not be'

I think it's having an existential dilemma.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ahhaha
i like this one
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It completely failed on...
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra". I guess those Star Trek writers weren't joking.

Had better results with this:

Daughter's life, the world of plastic Barbie is great!
You have your hair anywhere
You can clean the invention
Imagination undresses me

I'm stupid Loire fantasy world
Dress me a lot, I'm not a girl in my pop and rock
And taste the pink here and there,
Tokai, fraud, kiwi ...
They can work, it can be, when he said: "I'm still here"

This is my "always wanted to play in their own way",
Confusing the hell of the city to celebrate,
Well, women, small children should play the star of my story.

I am a girl, Barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic!
His eyes, hair, my first time to create beauty

Access Pink song! (ER, almost Ah)
Well, Bobby, Holiday Party! (Ah - ah - G)
Let Barbie, let's party! (Age - always - a)
Barbie, what a party! (So, uh, I)
 (GoldenAppel Quadrospazzed on a life-glug, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post *Click*
The lyrics below are supposedly "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen :-D

"The BBB is good for all animals - I hear the birds and poultry, and B - Birds in the world, birds, bird, bird, bird, word, and a large bird, and birds and birds of the word, but two birds, poultry and poultry products - - This word, such as avian influenza"
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Friday, winning Friday fell on Friday
Rebecca Black would be proud.... I wouldnt
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post MY GOD.
Type in 'Cunt'
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit
It changes everytime, but I got 'English Woman' and 'Wife' as answers :D
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post If you go back in time, because the child is raped, you're a pedophile, or Somalia, to masturbate, but actually is part of the proposal?
HAHA
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post excuse me madame, but can I smell your cunt? Oh, sorry, it must be your arse.
becomes

I'm sorry Mom, I'm sorry, but I think this trick ass Oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post dickens almost ends up as an accidental hiaku
"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known."

to

"Much, much better than me, very, very good to go, I know that in the past."
 (I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post once more unto the breach, dear friends


became

Voila fans again

not quite so inspirational
 (Montyphuq, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post its hammer go hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
becomes:

MC Hammer hammer to play with me, and so on.

It's as if its given up.
 (rogers nelson is the unexpected item in your bagging area, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post unbelievable
'I love horses best of all the animals' is immune. It comes out as 'I love horses best of all the animals'.
 (metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It just turns pompous English to brash American
Will you kindly stop touching my penis!
=
Please stop touching my dick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ...And when I turned back round, the walrus statue had fallen out of her twat
=
He returned to sculpture, signs, business.

Poetic. I believe that sort of omission of conjunctions technique is called asyndeton.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.
is now
Please worry about conflicts of human history, and almost does not actually.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post the chances of anything coming from mars, was a million to one they said, the chances of anything coming from mars, was a million to one, but still they come.
"Sony says nothing on the surface of Mars Mars is 1,000,000 €, but Sony is still with us."

WTF?
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post news of the world gets closed down, changes to
Geneva is a closed world
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "the ginger fuhrer"
comes out as "ginger head"

www.translation-telephone.com/#857613

:D
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Obligatory,
Captain, he is again touching all time my ass!
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post To Bel-Air !!!
www.translation-telephone.com/#857653
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
I am a good man in the garden.
 (Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha,
Just tried it myself and it cam out as 'Ministry of Justice with a mixture of all children.' www.translation-telephone.com/#869020
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I get
Letter to the man in front
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all for children's dairy sector.
www.translation-telephone.com/#883634
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 4:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Han shot first
awesomely comes out as "Shoot him first."
www.translation-telephone.com/#864213
 (I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Joe Dolce - Shut Uppa Ya Face
"What's a matta you, Hey ya gotta no respect
Whatta you think you do Why you looka so sad
It'sa not so bad, it's a nicea place
Ah Shuddupa ya face"

Becomes:

"Not so bad to see, this makes no sense and no respect for industry, the industry faces is a good place to Shuddupa"
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post There are many ways to get what you want; I use the best, I use the rest ->
There are many ways to get what you need to relax.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
And did those feet in ancient time walk upon England's mountains green? And was the holy lamb of God on England's pleasant pastures seen?
becomes
But if you climb in the mountains of Denmark? And Lamb of God, the Holy See in British pastures?

Denmark gets introduced in step 5, which is from Russian to... wait for it... Danish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post All your base are belong to us
Goes to:-
Standards related to all of us.
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
This is a link post gordon freeman
rather neat little track made from half-life 2 samples.


(just picked this up in the valve sale, should be fun, if i'm not too shite at it)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Half Life 2 or Episode 1 & 2 too?
Or the whole shebang? Portal too? Portal 2 too?

It's all too good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
already had portals 1&2

got all the half-lifes my mac ownership allows for (all but the first)
 (I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's very engrossing, last game I played on a mac was Quake 3 Arena.
But then I've not owned one for years.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Prepare for unforseen consequences.
Also, it's a bit shit that Half-Life: Source isn't on the Mac. There's no technical reason it shouldn't be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It reminds me of a
song that was made using chainsaw samples and also had chanting in the background. Have tried to find it a few times over the years but never had any joy. It used to play on MTV around 1996-ish...
 (FatherChed, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)
This is a link post Wood - The Dead Pirates
Miss GC, she say no. Which surprises me, but she does lie every now-and-then. Either way, have a slice of some rather wonderful animated music video.
(quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._­.') nyan!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. For some reason the video isn't embedding
no idea why. I just did a copy-paste of the pre-packaged embed code

PLEASE CLICK THROUGH. It's an fantastic video. You won't regret the little trip to vimeo, I promise!
 (quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._­.') nyan!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post vimeo/groups? I'd say that is the part that's not correct for a regular video link
You don't need special embed code B3ta does all that just given the normal video url
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If you click on the video title -"Wood" it is the url to the video http://vimeo.com/4130735

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorted!
Cheers Prof! I didn't realise that it was automatic for vimeo vids too - I'd been posting the embed code for all my vimeo link up to now (apparently pointlessly!). Thanks again :)
 (quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._­.') nyan!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I lke the early cartoon start to it
but it looked a but too polished after that, needed more old time scratchy film filters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
it's not proved too popular with the b3tans, but I still love it. I see where you're coming from on the scratchy film effect, but I think it might look kinda odd with something so clearly computer animated. The black and white works cos the mood is quite dark overall and the cinematic references are mostly from that era. Early Disney for character design, and Dr Caligari style sets (certainly the town at least). I also like that the frontman makes me think of a early disney-style Adam Buxton.
 (quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._­.') nyan!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post How to pitch a tent
I'm going camping in 5 weeks. This video has taught me everything I need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! spitsticker is not working on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Problems erecting a tent? Tent porn is your friend.

(@feelwelcome Hello, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a link post That Paul McMullan is a lovely bloke
Here he is admitting that he 'destroyed and humiliated' Denholm Elliott's daughter in a series of articles leading to her suicide in 2003.
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What a truly horrible person. That suicide didn't stop him writing more shit about other people and making them miserable.
I wonder what happened to him that made him such a awful human. On second thought I really don't want to know.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think its to do with knowing where the line is drawn.....
They've (journo's) always gone under the massive moral banner of "the freedom of the press". Freedom taken literally means no boundaries.
For every Ying Watergate there is an equal and opposite amount of Yang.
Science!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post it's like freedom of speech
- even though you should have the RIGHT to say whatever you want, it's pretty much common sense that there are things which you really shouldn't say.
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post How does he sleep at night?

(User #86772, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post 2004 - "The widow of actor Denholm Elliott accepted undisclosed libel damages from a tabloid newspaper that claimed her daughter committed suicide because she was neglected by her family."
That paper being of course The Mail on Sunday.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post 2007 - "This too ended in heartbreak four years ago when 37-year-old Jennifer hanged herself in Ibiza. Distressed by suggestions that she had somehow neglected her daughter, Susan left her beloved island and moved to London."
The Daily Mail after his wife, Susan's death.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually think he's playing a role
He takes the moral low ground on every interview and tries to justify his unjustifiable actions with the zeal of the truly deluded - he's like a caricature of an evil,drunken sleazy journalist from a trash novel.
I've just had a look at his twitter account (@PaulMc_NOTW)and he replies to almost every jibe with an 'amusing' comment that further enhances his seedy persona - the man is filled with self hate.
*puts down 'amateur psychology for beginners'*
 (lopezthecatkiller has not killed a cat since....., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought watching Newsnight that he is the kind of character Steeve Coogan could play well.

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that actually him?
I'd have put that as a parody, but in his case it's hard to distinguish.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
but unfortunately I think it genuinely is him!
 (lopezthecatkiller has not killed a cat since....., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Scum
They're all dead, there's no-one to sue me so I'm happy to admit that in this case I was wrong.
A bullet between the eyes is too good for the ???, ...dunno can't think of the right word, everything seems too tame.
 (scrotesack, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
This is a link post Have a happy Steve Saturday :)
"Gangraped by the Mujahideen!"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post for some reason i missed this series
looks quite amusing though
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Shameful lack of promo from the bbc.
easily on a par with Partridge.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
....shite
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You are entitled to your opinion Sir.
Needless to say, but mine differs not inconsiderably from yours.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post both series are free to view on seesaw...
I love it personally, but like all of Steve Coogans stuff it's quite divisive.
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)
This is a link post Dancing caterpillars.
This would have been sooooooo much better if he had techno music.

*Wonders if any B3tans can make it so*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Try for yourself...
tubedubber.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Ozanners Underwater Photography: www.arewedreaming.com, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)
This is a link post It's a religious pre-school website
Check out the logo in the top left - a double unintended result combo!

At least they're honest about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post eeehhhhhhhh an God was like 'Badda-bing-badda-boom' and then there was was this garden with a tree in it
Capeesh??
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hold on it says non-sectarian., just located at the church
"Does St. James celebrate holidays?
the St. James Preschool curriculum does not include the celebration of holidays but we do invite all families to share their cultural heritages and holiday traditions with us in the classroom."
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post They still do kids though

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Can' may also imply that..
..they only will if asked to or have the inclination.
 (scrotesack, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
This is a link post 3D Printer
Some futuristic stuff here. Surprisingly awesome 3D printer which can even recreate moving parts.
A fiver says someone in the office has crept in and scanned their cock at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 5:40, Reply)
This is a normal post We already use one of these
Using Cad/Cam data for machining actual components we can create scale replicas to better show Oil Companies how a system would work offshore. Expensive as fuck but deffo worth the money because one of these models does more than hours of explanation.
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 5:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The US Army also use them
To manufacture odds n sods in the field, door handles, fasteners and the like...

You can buy one (And see some) from a company called Inition in London (by Liverpool St) these people have awesome jobs!
www.inition.co.uk/
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I can just see it....
Private!
Yes Sir.
Print me off a Tomohak Cruise Missile please.
Right away sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post actualy you'll find it's handguns that don't get picked up by metal detectors
There's one at the science museum if you wanna check it out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't a Bruce Willis film?

(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)

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