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This is a link post Time to spike it!
Not exactly "rapey or stabby" but damned good skills! And for anyone wondering, I go under the knife next week, and I think this is a good thing! I may be back poking and slashing in no time!
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you were just chopped up a few weeks ago?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:37, Reply)
This is a normal post someone posted this the other day
and mentioned you. glad to see you are about, and good luck! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:39, Reply)
This is a normal post His other vids are good to
A. Alms Secret Cellar Construction, A. Alms Knot-Tieing and A. Alms Candle-Making

Good luck under the Knife mate!
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 5:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck Pc, keep us posted and get better soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are pretty neat
Might attempt one with my bbq and Wifes nail file.

Good luck under the knife!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Good lucky stabby :-)

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck
and save as many drugs as possible
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Godspeed Mr Mechanic.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post just remember mr stabby that when he comes at you
with the knife it is for a good reason ok?

good luck and dont get any infections and maybe you could auction of what ever they cut of/out just for the fun of seeing face eating weirdos paying money for snacks
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hoping your op is a total success dude¬

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey you!!!!!! Good luck man.
Get well. We miss you.

Edit: hate to say it, but someone posted this t'other day with you in mind. You got a name check and everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Normally I do the GC check
but I am hopelessly behind. It's still quite a skill - I hope to make something new before my return.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
all the best matey
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post that was really good
Ta
 (I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i know you probably had your heart set on performig the operation yourself with your own equipment
but please have a proper surgeon do it.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I asked them to take a vid...
...they looked at me funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post All the best dude.
Wonderful skills in that video, but I can't help but wonder how long it'll remain shiny, given that it's not stainless steel.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a link post The Who - Another Tricky Day, live at Rockpalast

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi BC!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's time you went outside.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello There.
it is good to see i am not the only one that talks to myself. i dont feel so alone now. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I was feeling a lone in an empty stadium
Hi HB!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post oh sorry, didn't mean to interrupt...
you feeling (up) a lone... person, animal or thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You're talking gibberish
You should go outside.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Gibberish is all you get at this hour
Or strip poker.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:06, Reply)
This is a normal post this is true.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
I lose
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:10, Reply)
This is a normal post wait were cards even delt yet?!
but what a gracious loser you are! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:13, Reply)
This is a normal post you need to go outside

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:15, Reply)
This is a normal post yes sir.
you are meanie! :P but fine... i am going.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:18, Reply)
This is a normal post go and sit in the garden
don't take a torch with you.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:23, Reply)
This is a normal post you can hold my torch.... ;)

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you used a flashlight.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:31, Reply)
This is a normal post fleshlight

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:38, Reply)
This is a normal post it is dark out here and there are mosquitos...

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really care to be honest.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:30, Reply)
This is a normal post do you cate to be dishonest?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Your holding my torch a bit too tight.
Fingernails.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:30, Reply)
This is a normal post careful, you'll have Tabby hopping on from a sound sleep

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:14, Reply)
This is a link post Flight of the Conchords "Hurt Feelings"
Re-imagined using Valve's Source Filmmaker. Rather brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post clicky click.
that made me smile. and really makes me want to figure out how to play with source filmaker. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Been waiting for someone to do something interesting with the Valve engine :)
 (Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.sourcefilmmaker.com/post.php?id=8065&p=1
good place to start with good tutorials
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
They basically made a super-duper version of Garry's Mod.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a link post Pike's peak video reminded me of this...
Claude Lelouche at his Paris fraudful best
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What an arsehole

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic.
Absolutely nuts though.
Climbdance is also ace if you 've not seen that.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post red light.......Red Light........Red Light! .......RED FUCKING LIGHT!!!!!!
Do he have his eyes open or is he just using the force??????


*clicks like a loon cos we've all wanted to do this*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post that was a nice little sightseeing tour of one of my favourite cities
but he is a dick.
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a link post Dance Party With Sean Stephenson
Sorry if a repost. Been a while since i saw it. The wee fella really cheers me up. Married now i believe. Tasty wife too. There's a lesson in there somewhere i think. I might start being nice to women too.
(kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me, Stephen Hawking has made an amazing recovery, great news.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post small fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post omg the "DANCE PARTY" is soooooo 2007

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:15, Reply)
This is a link post If you like Sparks and David Lynch
Spanch.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always struggled to take Hitler seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my favourite Sparks video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM74ngy9EIw
Ron plays a paedo in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ron looks like a mega paedo.
I'm jealous.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post So are your victims.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't talk.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You make it sound like they have a choice.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He's only half a paedophile.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but it's the bottom half, that's the problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:01, Reply)
This is a link post Lovely vid about how to catch a kangaroo.
:-)
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
thats so real man!
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Cavemen aren't real

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes we are.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Captain Caveman!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!! He looks mental!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post my fav cartoon as a kid. :)
might explain why i am a bit mental. haha.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
He looks like a dodgy Australian surfer or an escapee from the Adams Family. I'll check it out, looks full of real 80's (?) goodness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha! yeah never worked out what he was...
but it never mattered. the 'teen angels' bit always confused me... but you must check it out. crap US cartoons at its best!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
CcCCCCccccAaaaAAAaaAaaPPPpppPPpPpTTTttTTtAaAaAiIiIiIiInNNnNcCcaaAAAAAvvvvVEEMMMmaAAANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 (sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Manson goes grocery shopping.
i like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fucking hell?!
Wonderfully pleasant but...eh?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:09, Reply)
This is a link post Person lands a glider on a bin bag.
Also has an interesting choice of runway.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Any landing you can walk away from....
... is a good landing.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post do you work
for Ryanair?
 (meepmeep is, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No
But I do fly regularly, the quote's an old one but true. I flew Donbass airlines many years ago in an old (read fucking ancient) Antonov 24 and that shat me up sufficiently to realise that I had no control whatsoever over the plane so, sit back, enjoy it and just be thankful that you got off the plane alive.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
As they there are old pilots and bold pilots, but no old and bold pilots.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post and cold pilots
Яussian ones
 (Sherbs, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't 'walk away' from RyanAir landings,
You take a bus 70 miles to the town they said they were flying you to.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Throttle up and climb out of there
That's exactly the reason why I decided to go powered...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Always wanted to try microlighting (with a big parachute attached)

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I fly gliders and that scared the crap out of me

(spunkyD, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I fly them also
and it scared me too - I've not done my first cross country yet so I hope my field landing selection (as will happen one day) is better than that!
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post A black bag?
Well racist, obviously some kind of comment on America and African Americans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you black cunt.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
How insulting, i've never even been to Africa.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, racist statements are cool as fuck
John Terry says so.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:54, Reply)
This is a link post Utterly compelling drama tweeted live from train
(Storified for your convenience)
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Lunatic female* fucking with guy's affections in public twittered by nosy bitch
*They're ALL mental, just the level of insanity differs.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well she certainly sounds like a catch
No, wait, fruitloop not catch.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fruitloop = Female
Therefore Female = Fruitloop.

Don't they teach anything in schools these days?
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god the twist ending is incredible!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You know when people are having a really loud and very inappropriately private conversation in a public space and you ask them to stop and they say, 'Stay out of this, this is a private conversation!'
This is why it isn't a private conversation.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post that was more entertaining than expected.
poor Tim
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post no, not poor tim,
he GOT out of that insanity. good for Tim. he now has a future.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post trust me
she's damaged him
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)
This is a link post German leader angela maerkle is for cicumcission in germany
not that she needs circumsizing, although if she did it would take a very brave surgeon to go near her bear pit.
i think this is a good thing in that it will allow the authority's to check on who is who in the showers
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I think on the whole
it is probably better to regulate the practice than drive it underground, because you can't expect people to stop practicing their religion just because it's illegal. It's not just fantasy role play to them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post must not feed......must not feed

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had my tea

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post There is some food for you below if you are interested.

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
I agree...But at the same time, why do we think it's ok to chop bits off babies just because it's religion?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This is exactly the issue!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well let me put it this way...
unless some government is brave enough to come out and say "Judaism is wrong, the Bible is not the word of God &c, and no-one has the right to believe it is" they can hardly outlaw something that is an unambiguous requirement of the holy text, unless they claim to be a higher authority than God.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post religion and politics should always be separate. It's even in the american constitution (I think)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post what's in the American constitution doesn't apply to the whole world,
and isn't necessarily right. Separation of church and state goes back to the puritans, the idea isn't universal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe so,
but we shouldn't discount it for that reason.

What's in the Bible doesn't apply to the whole world and isn't necessarily right either. Doesn't mean there aren't good ideas to live by in there.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Stoning adulterers isn't legal.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post No,
neither is vigilantism generally. Neither are muslims actually required to stone adulterers as a condition of being muslims.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure about muslims,
but it is in the Old Testament, so it has at some point been outlawed by law despite being part of the Jewish religion.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't something ordinary people would have done spontaneously,
it was a capital punishment, it happened by order of the Jewish law court (Sanhedrin) after a guilty verdict at a trial.

The Sanhedrin hasn't sat since the temple in Jerusalem was destroyed in 70 AD. So it wasn't outlawed by law, but rather the authority that enacted it disappeared.

I'm not sure what the muslim set-up is, but it's definitely part of the legal system. No individual is required to partake in such an act in order to be considered a muslim.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post But our law
does not let them set up their own law court and dish out the punishments the OT clearly says they should.

Hence, there have been aspects of their culture outlawed already.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post they wouldn't set one up if we let them,
in fact they have their own country and they still don't do it there, because the temple was destroyed so there's no authority for the Sanhedrin.

Some Zionists want to build the third temple and resume temple sacrifices again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely they should be allowed if they wanted to, though?
Stoning adulterers is as much a "unambiguous requirement of the holy text" as circumcision.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a requirement of the Jewish law court, should there ever be one,
and should anyone ever be convicted of adultery by it. It is not a requirement of an individual. Nobody is ever declared non-Jewish for not ever having stoned someone. That would actually require someone to commit adultery before it were possible for anyone to become Jewish, which would be absurd.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely it's better to make it illegal to stamp out inflicting a religious view on a child too young to choose its lifestyle?
at the very least they can then sue their parents and church for being the mutilating idiots they are.
Seriously, if "God" didn't want a foreskin, he/she/it wouldn't have put it there in the first place
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Salient point.
Anyone know the answer?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post very simple answer,
Judaism does not maintain that everyone in the world ought to be Jewish.

Circumcision is the sign of the covenant, if nobody had a foreskin they'd only have to cut something else off instead. Like their earlobes or something I don't know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point.
I don't understand the point but it's a good one.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post just the people who are born to jewish parents ought to be jewish

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post being circumcised doesn't really force a lifestyle on anybody,
there are probably millions of circumcised people who don't know what all the fuss is about. It's fairly standard practice amongst Christians in the US for some reason.

Your theory of God is yours... others might not agree. I don't see the point in arguing what the will of God really is. Unless the state says that it isn't it has to accept that it might be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post circumcision isn't reversible, it really is forcing a lifestyle on someone
it's only a medical procedure in freak cases of some kind of muscle contraction.

When I say "god" I deliberately put it in speech marks. I mean 'mother nature' really. If there was a need for circumcision, evolution would have made it happen by itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Being circumcised is not a lifestyle,
it doesn't condemn one to being Jewish forever.

Well whatever you mean, you have to prove it to a Rabbi, I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what you're saying
I'm not talking about being Jewish at all.
I'm saying once you've had part of your dick cut off you can't grow it back.
That in itself is doing something to a child before it can say "yeah, I think that'd be cool"
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's true,
and it raises interesting questions about the rights of children.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post how was it not about the rights of children before?
oh of course, religion, they know better than the children they inflict themselves on.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It was about religious freedom before.
Does a government have the courage to say "we must protect children from religion"? That's what I'm asking. There seems to be something of a stand off here between the modern western idea of rights of children and the right of freedom of religion. Because circumcision is not an option for Jews.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Simple rules
children should have a say in what made up fairy tale they believe in.
Fuck religion, fuck their parents saying you must have part of your cock cut off because an imaginary friend said so.

If they want to do that, let them do it when they are 18, or better still after they've been psych tested and simply weighed up the options.

The sooner laws prevent gullible religious twats inflicting their doctrine on their kids the better.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post So you're saying it's definitely not the word of God, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post what isn't?
what is the word of god (and which god)?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post the requirement for Jews to be circumcised.
At 8 days old, so it says.

It's easy for you to say that's fairy tale bullshit or whatever... question is, what happens if a government of a liberal democracy says it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post no religion should be inflicted on anyone unable to make a choice for themselves
simple as that.

A government should protect its citizens from cults, scams, fraudsters and religions, especially when they intend to inflict physical alteration to them, until an age when they can make the choice for themselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Where do you stand on abortion?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post you are trolling now for sure


Abortion is entirely down to the circumstance of the woman involved and certainly not a fucking church.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post what about the infant involved,
does the government not have the duty to protect it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post only after the accepted point where medical science proves it has sentience
Where do you stand on a blowjob or a wank or a piss (which for a man who has passed puberty dumps sperm)?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sentience doesn't have anything to do with the legal limit on abortion,
it would be nice if it did but what we've got has more to do with some concept of "viability" as far as I know. But supposing we take that cut-off point.

Would it be ok to circumcise a foetus, if it were possible, before the same time limit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Being "Free thinking" is not an option for Jehova's Witnesses
- threatening individuals with castigation (sic) if they don't toe the party line, in whatever form, is repression, regardless of the reason for it. Just because something has always been done doesn't make it right, and the reasons for doing something a few thousand years ago doesn't mean it has to continue.

Also, there it appears "degrees of Judaism" - not all Jews avoid shell fish, pork, tattoos, for example.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody is going to force a Jew to eat Pork though.
Obviously the antiquity of a practice doesn't make it more likely to be right. But this is a religion that has been allowed to do its thing until now, and now we decide, it isn't right. Novelty doesn't make an idea right, either. It's our morals vs theirs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post we used to burn people as witches 400 years ago too

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I think they should bring that one back,
get rid of Derek Acorah.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post sold

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite why an ancient practice based on personal hygiene and aimed at preventing masturbation thousands of years ago
is still practiced today does not make sense at any level. As well as that, there is plenty of research which shows circumcision leads to long term physiological and psychological problems in later life.

Enough fuss was made of docking the tails of dogs, which is now outlawed in the UK at least, but has similar physical and psychological effects as circumcision - and was proven to shorten life expectancy in dogs.

Both are barbarous practices which have no place in the modern world, along with female genital mutation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think masturbation has anything to do with it.
It's still practiced today because people are still Jews today and it's one of the rules of Judaism. As such it doesn't need to be justified on practical grounds.

"Barbarous" is rhetorical language, I'd be careful of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "Barbarous" used deliberately.
I think "emotive" is the word you're looking for.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's another one,
as is "loaded".
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have a penis?

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post "you can't expect people to stop practicing their religion just because it's illegal"
WHAT!?? You are you actually trolling?
I won't bother coming running to you if my partner of ten years has his throat slit because he came across some muslims who believe that gays should be exterminated then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Only gay muslims, tabs.
Are you counter-trolling now? I don't know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "Only gay muslims"?
Please- elaborate. Do you think muslims who believe that gays "should be thrown off a cliff" only mean it about muslim gays. Is that what you mean?
I just want to be clear here- & how is that any better?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a gay paedo muslim get executed in public.
Firing squad - got the pics somewhere if you want.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Shariah law only applies to muslims even in muslim countries.
I'm sure there are individuals who get angry about all sorts of things, but I don't see any muslims anywhere demanding the legal right to slit people's throats in Western countries because the Quran says so.

It's an interesting point about the limits of religious freedom, though. We have to draw a line somewhere I suppose. But circumcision of your own child is hardly comparable to killing someone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont think anyone has told the Muslims that.

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You might be confusing Shariah law with Jihad or something,
in any case governments often do explicitly condemn this kind of extremism.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont think anyone has told the Muslims that.

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Told them what?
Some of them have been deported for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
I dont think anyone has told the Muslims that.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I give up.
I started to write a genuine response; but, but....that is such fucking mental, utter bollocks.
I genuinely don't know if you're trolling or just a fucking idiot.
Night all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post good plan
'nighty night
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a bit mental?
A fantasy?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
bit
Night, J. Excellent entry to the image challenge, btw.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
To bed I go
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post As if the German leader could do any different.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Most sensible answer so far!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta.
I just happen to be a jon of the North.
Fancy that.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *High fives*

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post This is disgusting
religions can fuck off
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post so close and yet so far

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a link post War heads for sale
Dont really know what to make of this, I'm calling bullshit on this one.

Well done if it is, holy end of days if it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck! I've just bought a place in Lom.
*arranges career change to 'Arms Dealer'*
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Forget arms, legs are where it's at.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha!

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Pip & plop.
Not true.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
I don't really get the bit
Where it's an article in a tabloid and not followed up by let's say ........ Team America (fuck yeah)
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank god we have Vice magazine on the case.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post many years ago
i went to a conference in oxford about nuclear terrorism. the upshot of it was- it is incredibly easy to procure nuclear materials from ex-soviet sources, any idiot can set it off because you don't need it to produce a proper thermonuclear explosion to work, you just need to irradiate a large area.

in summary, it's pretty surprising we still haven't been subjected to an attack.

certainly back then (15 years ago) there was no proper auditing of the warheads in ex soviet bases, or more worryingly nuclear waste, uranium oxide etc, low level stuff from soviet civilian nuclear projects. The guys tasked with guarding them were paid a pathetic pittance, compared to the massive sums they could get for the stuff they were guarding.

a lot of money from the west has gone in to securing the nuclear stuff in the east since then, but i doubt it is anything apporaching properly secure even now.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a lot of security now regarding nuclear material.
Much better than it was during the chaos of post USSR collapse & most stuff has been traced, mostly.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Vice do some great documentaries, Swansea With Love was a real highlight.
I hate the attitude of the people involved at times, they seem to look down their noses at people, but i think they're doing a good thing and the subject matter is, more often than not, very interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah.
i agree
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post Heidi Happy sings "O-O-Oh".

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is a link post the levellers-boatman(spaceman version) live glastonbury 1992
Old crusties never die they just bio-degrade.
I miss my dreads
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The memories.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Memories?
Hah, you could not have been there!
 (Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, yes I was.
Unfortunately the pills i bought were worm tablets.

Did wonders for my hunger though.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a link post Somebody posted some motorsport the other day. It seemed to go down well.
So this is my attempt. Love me some Pikes Peak.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't even come close to the adrenaline rush you get from extreme ironing.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's actually a real sport isn't it?
As in, people really do it.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
www.extremeironing.com/

Proper extreeeeeme.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing. You'd have thought the joke would have waned by now.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It's no joke, it's a way of life.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good but it's no extreme wheelbarrowing

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I do not live in Cornwall.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
i wrote a game many years ago with a few other people about extreme ironing... was a good laugh

extremeironing.plasticmartians.com/

(may look old... written in about 2006)
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post BULLSHIT to extreme ironing ha ha ha
you want thrills ?
you want adrenaline?
you want this and more?
then you my friend should try extreme wet paint watching YEAHHHH man
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post No way, i know my limits dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post go on bready be a man feel the rush
of solvents evaporating and watch in awesome amazement as skin forms before your eyes, you wont believe how addictive it can be.
it got so bad for me i was doing 10-15 liters a week any wall that was dry was fair game for a coating just so i could get my adrenaline fix, but once you get the rush stay away from the woodchip man that is some seriouse shit going on right there dude. it nearly got me once and i found my self toying with the idea of doing 3 coats, but i was lucky dude i was nearly skint and i only had a 1 inch wilkinson bristle brush and i knew then that if i dipped i would be hooked, stay away from the woodchip for your own sake and the sanity of all those who know you
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post We're all here for you, whenever you're ready, just let us know.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Bum-clenchingly scary
He nearly loses it on several occasions
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a fair decent hill climb.
"begins at 9,390 feet and finishes at the 14,110 foot summit of America’s Mountain; Pikes Peak! As the drivers climb toward the summit, the thin air slows reflexes and saps muscle strength. The thin air also robs engines of 30% of their power at the summit."
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post and your point is?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he is breaking the speed limit.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a great game
but its hard to see without my specs
 (Sherbs, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:42, Reply)
This is a link post Portishead - Glory Box.
Happy Friday night links.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Portishead
if ever there was an 'auto-click' band, they're it.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 90's best decade of music ever
except for the crap bits
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
One good album.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Which one?
I think Dummy was better, but there are a couple of great ones from Portishead, 'All Mine' being a favourite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You think so?
I think all three are great. Third wasn't exactly easy listening, but it certainly packed a punch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post oops
sorry love.
 (omally Lurkus Maximus, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Beth's voice that does it for me
"All Mine" in particular; the way she enunciated everything so clearly was wonderful. Such lovely affricates...
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: GameDev Bundle I made this!
It's one of those multiple game bundle things... 6 games for less than a quid? Sure thing! There's a couple of decent ones in here as well, especially if you like puzzlegames and dungeon crawlers.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:42, Reply)
This is a link post Largest underwater gypsum cave on Earth
Yup, it's just that
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Misread that as 'Gypsy Cave'
all bets are off lads :(
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)
This is a link post 13-year-old child worker in intensive care after coworkers pump him up like car tire
Holy Hannah! Don't do this at home, kids!

(and no Tabby, this is not the type of blow-up teenager you're used to.)


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Gah!
that is just awful! :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Your picture on this
is in extremely poor taste...even I'm aghast...congrats...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, could've been worse

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Idiots
I worked or a while on a building site, at every opportunity people kept having their lives threatened 'For a joke' by bored mental retards who didn't realise sticking high pressure hoses up people/ stretching them with the forklift/ tying them naked someplace in winter, etc, would fucking kill them!

I was witness to a young lad tied by his long hair to a chair with his mouth taped and they then sprayed him with water, due to having his mouth taped and the water being freezing he very nearly drowned/asphyxiated from having to breath heavily thru his nose, and no matter how much sense I made nor how much I tried to make them understand, I was a party pooper to be ignored. The poor cunt had to cut his own hair off to get free.

I lasted 3 months n just had to move on before they killed someone...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to say society has gone to pot,
but I don't know how much of this is in any way new, or whether it's just the invention of ever more powerful tools has magnified the dangers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That must have been a really funny place to work.
I used to work in a massive mental asylum and every day something hilarious happened, it was brilliant!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Dodgy blow job.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you, I was waiting for that.
You've never let me down, Bready. Well, except for that one time.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This story has been blown out of all proportion, i'm tired of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hyper-inflated and over-sensationalized.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The kid needs to get a grip.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hasnt this already happened a few times people sticking air pumps up peoples arses in work for a laugh followed by severe damage and a trip the hospital
seems like a fucking epicly stupid thing to be doing wont be long before there's health and safety vids concerning this
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an air wrench not a tyre nozzle.

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is why I always wear a butt-plug...you just never know.
 (loci, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post True, but why is it in your mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post pure poetry

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post speaking as some one who has actualy had a high presure air line injury
all i will say is that it fucking sore and i nearly had my arm cut open from knuckle to shoulder to allow for the muscle to swell, it felt like the arm was on fire and felt like my skin had bubble wrap under it , it made a crinkly plastic type noise when pressed. and what was worse it happend on my wifes birthday aswell so i had to spend the whole weekend getting an earfull for messing up her day
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh nasty
Well, coulda been worse, air inside the human body is seldom healthy!

*edit* except for lungs, in there it's a good thing! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post well yes that is a good exception
funny thing though that when i happend, i was a paint sprayer at the time and after washing my arms down a small scab on my arm came of, and when i blew my self down with the high pressure air line gun it didnt even hurt of feel as if any thing had gone wrong.
you could see that there was some thing had got under the skin through the scab and there was some small bubbles coming out of it, but no pain or blood etc.
at the thai resturant that night we started with chopsticks and soon after i had to use a spoon due to not being able to hold the chop sticks, and very quickly i couldnt even use the spoon and then my arm started to feel like it was on fire from the inside. at A&E i was triaged and admitted with in 30 mins and on my way to xray and the ward with in an hour
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh, that sounds horrible.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a link post Woman is groped by TSA agent... then gropes another TSA agent.
it is all a bit too touchy feely at airports these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The fact that soooo many people claim this, including celebrities, makes me think that there is a bigger problem than we know.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post But it's necessary in a post 9/11 world!
I haven't been able to take American news reports seriously since The Day Today, mind you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Obama has taken the worst things regarding civil rights in the Bush presidency and magnified them times 1,000
The Patriot Act? That is nothing to the warrantless searches, lack of transparency that this "liberal" has done. He just signed an executive order allowing him to takeover "all communication" in case of a "crisis". Scary stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm,
you know, call me a conspiracy theorist if you like, but sometimes I wonder if it's really the president who is in charge of things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, when it is someone hated, every federal action is caused by him: "Bush failed in Katrina", etc.
They may not know everything, but the buck stops with them. I was listening to Clinton on a program last week. He is still so charismatic. He said he saw no evidence about Area 51 or Roswell that would lead him to believe there was an alien incident.

It made me sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand this,
you wanted there to have been an alien incident?
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes.
*ashamed*
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post it would be awesome cool I admit,
still, there's increasing evidence now that life here began out there... far across the Universe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post well
that was a nice way to shoe in that you believe in little green men. subtle.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 911 times a thousand?
Jesus! Thats... Nine hundred and eleven thousand!

(To badly paraphrase)
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:01, Reply)

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