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This is a link post MW3 clips with me talking some bollocks.... I made this!
think I sold that well!!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Modern warfare 3 is SOOOOO 4 months ago
Everyone is playing Bonestorm now.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Because I'm too lazy to Google Bonestorm
And by typing Google and Bonestorm I could have searched for it on Google, what is Bonestorm?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Good lord
Millhouse is on level 12 already!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Cup-and-Ball is better.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a rock

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thoroughly enjoying this Putting Challenge game.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you like to play again?
You have selected 'no'.

Ahh, classic simpsons, how i love thee.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont be a cup and ball hog!
Gimme a go!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post *enters THRILLHOU on scoreboard*
Buy me bonestorm, or go to hell!
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bonestorm
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I preferred Larry the Looter

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post shit game

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, computer games always remind me of hearing whining American teenagers swearing.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I was off this completely
but a few months back ended up playing it, been running 'n' gunning ever since. The map packs are alot better than expected too.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post same
played it when it first came out, got bored very quick then went back after a couple of new maps had been brought out and they're actually quite good. quite like the new game modes too, hardly ever play regular game modes any more
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post So....
should I continue to put these up or are you guys hating them? not trying to come across pissy if that's how it sounds, just would be interesting to know if anyone genuinely enjoys them or not. cheers
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post My vote...
Stop putting them here, find a games forum.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post Chemical Brothers join Muse in the Olympic sellout club with "Theme from Vellodrome"
a boring version of Daft Punk's Tron theme :(
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I like that.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Naff.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post sellouts? seriously...so if you got asked to do something for a pot of cash you'd say no?
I know I fucking wouldn't.

and it's a bit dull, not their best
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post by sellout I meant turned something substandard in for a quick buck
I didn't mean accepting any money for work was some kind of deal with the devil.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats kwaart good. I likes it
Not heard any Chems since the "push the button" album.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post they've done 3 albums, a b-sides and best of since that!

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
I dont really keep up with them, as they are very hit and miss to me. Dont really like their psychadelic / indie / sample-mash / knob twiddling wibbly noise stuff
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Better them
than Cheryl Cole or whatever vacant orange skinned nobody the TV has puked up
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
It starts off ok, tails off in the middle, and the less said about the end the better.
But having said that better Blur, Underworld, Muse and The Chemical Brothers involved than Jessie sodding J or Willy-AM. A least these bands have some sort of history, whether you like them or not.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post Reading Fifty Shades of Grey... NSFW I made this!
...but not really. This video could be the strangest thing I've ever made. The poo hits the fan at 1:48. Enjoy!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hah!
The first 90 seconds is just foreplay !
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post malteaser poo!

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this.
That is all.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post this gave me a morning guffaw

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post have a click
mostly for weirdness!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!
The reading was good, but wish it could have got to the funky part quicker. Reminds me of Tenacious D's HBO stuff - In other words - Great!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The chap at 2:23
Looks remarkably like Dr Ashens.

Anyhoo, i digress.Have a click.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 2:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Correct.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Real life expulsion of mirth from...
"Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem with drivers is that they always try and roll it in.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:55, Reply)
This is a link post Is photography a crime ?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post If you take pictures where it is illegal to do so then... yes it's a crime.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
What if you did a photo-realistic drawing/painting.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What about a hyper realistic macaroni sculpture?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What about it?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post whats the heart in the sky if you pause it at 0:05?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Chemtrails...
It was Farnborough Air show! Thousands of people taking pics, videos, audio. My guess is this guy was doing something odd, and rather than talk about it like a grown up he had a hissy fit. His main beef on the You Tube channel was that he was desperate for the loo. But whatever he was doing obviously took precedent over that. There are loads of loos at the show, and perhaps it is just my age but i know what gets priority here!

Edit: And anyone being restrained and put to the ground whose priority is to shout: 'That's not a law, that's only an Act!' Is very probably an arsehole who was looking for trouble in the first place.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed ^^
I see loads of Youtube videos where confrontations with police are filmed just to cause aggravation, and knowing there's nothing they can do about it.

Turn the camera off, deal with the situation like a reasonable human being and fuck off.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
I noted that there were quite a few security staff surounding him as he was arrested, would have been nice to see what lead up to the arrest, but I'm guessing he convienatly left that out. Like was said above, everyone at that show had a camera, wonder why he was singled out ?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post CONtrails
For fuck's sake, it's CONtrails. From CONdensation i.e. water vapour.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously
they got you....
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post There won't be many of us left soon
:(
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^THis

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post In this specific case its actually a chemtrail.
They generate smoke by spraying something into the exhaust (may be kerosene, not sure right now). It all evaporates long before it gets to ground level though.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post If the filth wind someone up and scare them for long enough till they freak out they create a reason to arrest them.
Yes yes I am sure there are good pigs out there, I myself am yet to meet one.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Take a look at his You Tube channel.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9R4OsclRHQ&feature=plcp

Racist trouble maker.

to quote this vid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I64r9oiUxU&feature=plcp


"This is what the neps do all day every day, spending your hard earned tax money on the horses whilst complaining that the pension allotted them is too little to live on. These people are taking our country and government for a ride claiming all the benefits they can get their hands on. They also spread diseases such as Tuberculosis by using the streets, shops and paths as toilets."

I think we can safely say the bloke is a wanker. But he knows his rights on photography, which is nice.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post His politics have no bearing on the polices behaviour at that moment.
I don't expect the police to use lines like

'You want more pain? You want more pain? You want more pain?'

While restraining a clearly out numbered and weaker person.
I expect the police to be level headed and calm.
I expect the police to not be intimidating.
I expect the police to realise they are dealing with a nut job and react accordingly.
I expect the police to not be the bunch of cunts that they are.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point well made
But refering to them as cunts and filth is also not a great starting point to make things better, which clearly they need to be.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I refer to them thuisly because of my experiences with them as a punk in the 80's and 90's
..and as a motorcycle courier.

A mohican is not a license for the police to assault me, nor is a speeding ticket. One of them is not any kind of crime (except maybe against fashion) the other a punitive financial penalty is applied not a sly dig from the police with a truncheon ion the back of the car. My one supposedly good experience with the police was watching them beat up a person who had just assaulted me. This is just three experiences in a long list of negative experiences with them. I have no criminal record and apart from speeding on the public high way have never committed a crime. This should not be the experience of a law abiding citizen. I don't have to change the way I behave, they do.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Not picking a fight here
but interested. When you had the Mohawk, was that not a message to the rest of us that you weren't marching to our drum? That you had your own view of life?
You surely knew little old ladies would tut, and your parents wouldn't understand you. Isn't that why you did it?
So why might you get surprised when the society you rejected started to be suspicious of you?
Please don't be cross in your answer.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Suspicion is fine.
The police should still behave in accordance with the laws they are supposed to uphold.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Who says I rejected society? I had a job and paid taxes.
Yes I was and still am surprised that I was assaulted by the police because I looked different. The reason I choose to have a mohican is because I liked the way it looked. I wasn't attacking society, I was having fun.

I was attacked because of the way I looked, not for what I did, would we even be having this discussion if I was attacked because I was black?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on Cap, you are cleverer than that argument.
Your look was 100% your choice, knowing full well you would be turned down for various jobs, should you apply. No doctor or solicitor is going to want Vivian from he Young Ones on reception or a practitioner.
People on the street are going to do a double take.
If you don't want attention, snuggle down in a cardy and watch Heartbeat. If you want attention, don't complain when you get it.
As for the last point, black people are born black. You chose your look.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The main job I had at the time was working for a bibliographic company and quite well paid.
I quite often worked on reception when the main receptionist was out to lunch. I never had a problem getting work when I was a punk.

The point is though regardless of my look being choice or something from birth, the fact is my experience with the police involves being on the wrong end of violence because of the way I looked.

Attention never bothered me, receiving violence from the guardians of the law the people paid to keep all of us safe from crime. No that is not attention and is certainly not something I should have just put up with because I looked a bit different...
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough
I thought it was an interesting discussion to have. I agree the police should never act in that manner, my hope is the majority don't.

For information (Esp. for WiL down there who seems a bit cross), I actually know quite a bit about being judged on looks. I'm a qualified aerospace engineer, and did a stint as a car wiring designer too.
I'm also female and blonde.
My entire career of over 20 years has been spent with half the people around thinking I am there to make the tea or take the minutes.
So I do know a bit about it.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Get to fuck!
Sorry but the argument ,'If you choose to stand out you choose to get hurt' is bullshit and no more correct than, 'If you choose to wear a short skirt you choose to get raped' or ,'If you have red hair you're scum' cos they've chosen not to dye it, other people can CHOOSE not to behave like animals against others who do nothing more than enjoy expressing themselves or look different to the norm in any way, and instead of choosing to try n kill them for it you might like instead to be happy they gave you something interesting to look at in your otherwise dull conformist judgementalist twat of a life wandering about trying to force others to be as dull as you.

And for the record having a Mohawk doesn't mean your a doley scrounger against society neither, it just means you have a hairstyle, personally I did it for years because I AM different, I'm mentally divergent, and instead of people expecting me to be like them all the time it gave them a first clue that I was not, but after so many years when the chav attitude that everyone must be like them or die came about I finally had to give it up because my hairstyle literally became a life or death situation, I was once hospitalised for weeks, FOR MY HAIR, and if you think that's right and only expected then there's something seriously fucking wrong with you IMO!

Oh and FYI, and there are plenty of folks I know with alternative appearances who get work just fine, as garage workers, tattooists, alternate clothing shop workers, cooks, nurses, graphic designers, IT types n alsorts, and it certainly isn't any of their doing when they get into any trouble for their appearance, and it definitely shouldn't be coming from our law enforcers, so I repeat, GET TO FUCK!

*edit* I suppose when some guys come into a gay bar n twat a few regulars it's their own fault for choosing not to hide their gayness away at home, as well, is it?

Get to fucking fuck you small minded tosspot, seriously, do us all a favour n fuck right off.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You replied to one of my posts like that once and that is why I didn't feel like answering you.
If TSL is a better man than me maybe he will but in case he doesn't.
He was talking about Stop and Search not assault.

And i've heard you make generalisations about "chavs" many times.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Chavs I live with, chavs I know, and the chavs i have known actively cause noise, trouble, tension, robbery, and death
Guys with Mohawks do not. Choose your friends.

We've just been up all night 'cos the chav across the street like to party all day every day and sometimes right thru the night, with all windows n doors open so everyone else in the steet has to close theirs on hot nights, and a few beefed n drugged up cunts on the door waiting to deal with 'trouble' from the rest of the street, my partner is goth and works for a living and has now got to go to work tired and pissed off so he can pay his taxes to support their lifestyle, and they don't give a fuck.

You want to be like them? Go on then, be as big a cunt as you like, but don't expect me to like you.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What is "Choose your friends" supposed to mean?
And if you think punks in the 80's were a bunch of peach loving hippies then you weren't there.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I was, we didn't beat up others for not being like us
Others may have, we did not, we were individuals, not cunts

*and as you're apparenty putting chavs in the same bracket of 'alternate fashion styles n nothing more', when was the last summer riot of punks n goths that destroyed swathes of fucking London and beyond for the sakes of a fuckin Xbox, mate?

Talk some fucking sense, moron.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You've had a bad night and abusing randoms on the internet.
I could point out my own troubles, but that's my business.
So for the sake of my mental health i'm going to just give you a wide birth in future because I really can't be bothered being called a moron and a cunt from a dickhead in a bad mood.

Get over yourself
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No your right, I'm venting and kicking off cos I'm tired n pissed off, sorry, I'll stop
but still, any idea that a guy with an unusual hairstyle or clothes style deserves to get trouble for it is just fucking wrong and I stand by that.

And I'll try direct my energies to getting these chav scum twats across my street moved on ASAP so me n the rest of the street can get some fucking sleep...
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
There's a notorious trouble maker and anti-social scumbag who's a blight on everyone's lives in the area where I live. Guess what? He has a mohawk and is part of a greater group of 'punks'.

I've met plenty of "chav's" who are decent people too. Despite being a bit rough around the edges.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you should be careful arguing that you hold no responsibility for your behaviour/look
Say I support Glasgow Rangers and choose to go for a walk through a "Celtic" area of Glasgow on a match day. Yes, I have the right to do it wearing a Rangers shirt and waving a Union Jack. And if someone assaults me, they should be prosecuted. But, I should also be aware that it was a reckless thing to do and therefore have some responsibility for the result of my actions.
Many police do mistreat people, but to approach the police with a "they are all the same" attitude is short sighted and counter productive.

I just wish the people posting videos of their confrontations with the police were those who genuinely suffer abuse and prejudice, and not the smart-arses that we keep seeing.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post If people are beating others up for a fucking shirt then they are wrong
If the entire society around you thinks that's right, then it is wrong.

I understand you understand therefore that it's a danger to do so, but that doesn't make those beating others up over it any more right, and that's the point.

There are entire countries were the majority think its ok n fine to persecute people for all kinds of victimless reasons and we tut n accept they're in the wrong, what makes people think just cos some similar attitudes are becoming the norm here that that makes it right over here?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I am not saying it is right the way these bigots behave. We should all try to change the world to stop this kind of behaviour
What I am saying is that it is good sense to be aware of it and adjust your actions accordingly.

I would love to live in a world where I could go out and leave the door unlocked, I'm sure you would too. But with the neighbours you have, if you came back to an empty house, wouldn't you blame yourself (at least a bit)?

Edit: On a lighter note. On the subject of you all being individuals...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQqq3e03EBQ&t=22s
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd argue that
it is worth considering his politics since it is far more worrying if the police behaved like that out of the blue, rather than after they were provoked into it.

Not that they should ever be able to be provoked into it, mind.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt.
He combines both hobbies here by being racist and getting self-righteous about his right to film people...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB1rSLHhE6c&feature=plcp
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
Also note how he suggests calling the police if there is a problem though. You know, that Fascist bunch who deny him his rights.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, his whole channel screams 'racist oddball'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdybp5eJPzA&feature=plcp

Note how he will only point his camera at minorities, what a cunt
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post what a cunt.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nasty guy
That was uncalled for
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're filming as a way of intimidation
then I suspect that other laws may be being broken.

If you're deliberately intimidating people on the grounds of race, then other laws are definately being broken.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Evil and ignorant.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post With any luck he'll call an ex-Gurkha a filthy Nep, and that'll be the last thing he ever does.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think those Gurkhas in the betting shop probably have more legitimacy to be here than this guy does. Lets face it they paid for their right with their lives and blood...as for this ignorant whining sack of cuntage.....Whilst I will defend his right to film and his right to not have to piss himself whilst under a police boot...I would gladly remove his ability to breath if I heard his racist rants anywhere in my airspace. Cunt.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "filth" "pigs"....
In my experience most police join up because they want to help.
Piss poor pay and threatened and abused on a daily basis.

Yeah you had a bad experience getting stopped and searched20-30 years ago when you chose to be part of a counter cultured that intimidated others.

Big fucking deal.

[edit]

You assume it's the "filth" that wound him up.
You've seen more than this clip?
How do you know he wasn't going round filming some little kids in the crowd?
Or shouting out "look at all the pakis and nig-nogs"?

There's a ton of photos from the airshow on the net and yet this guy for some reason was picked on by the "pigs" for no reason was he?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Intimidated others?
I'm sorry, if people are scared because other people look different. Well they can fuck off I have no time for cowards and sheep.

I have posted based on my own personal experiences, you have simply made an accusation that I intimidated others with no basis in fact or knowledge.

That makes you a retarded cunt and no better than the pigs that have inflicted violence on me and certainly on the same level as the racist that this video centers around.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post So what don't we see with this?
It immediately starts off with an arrest. What was the build up?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Most this ^
We don't get the full context. I hate dickheads like this.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post the guy is a twat and deserves everything he gets

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst I have no love for the police*
This guy is a complete bellend, steaing good oxygen that could and should go to others. His rant about 'St Georges day' was classic fuckwittery.

*I've said it before, it's the petty Hitlers with delusions of adequacy, massive chips on their shoulders and no social skills that give the other 1% a bad name.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post oh no. not one of these f*cking moaning videos again.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post the guy is a racist cunt anyway so fuck 'im

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
I hadn't viewed his other videos to be honest, so point taken
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post 611 cosplay photos from San Diego Comic Con 2012
Yes, i actually went through all 611 pics. Some amazing cozzies here, and surprisingly few slutty ones!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Too many, didn't look
Now, if someone would filter out all the non-slutty pics and post only the surprisingly few left...
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Boobs!
Some of tthese dress ups are just amazing. So much effort put in.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post for a moment
I thought that was 911 cosplay
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Everybody dressed as the Hulk
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 4:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Of Hogan
Shirley
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Number 231 was my favourite (I only made it through to 250 so there may be better ones after that)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Simon Pegg got in trouble for ogling cosplayers
storify.com/cnstoker/cosplayers-are-geeks-too

rock on sisters.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:31, Reply)
This is a link post More Turkey Dubstep
Some late night avian sillyness for yous...
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Apples....
and ALPACAS! Alpaca tries to eat an apple..silly alpaca.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That white alpaca looks like the late Robin Gibb.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffffffft

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post and the guy talking
sounds like Owen Wilson.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post But more eloquent

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I can imagine
Justin Lee Collins making a TV show in which he tries to pester Barry Gibb to sing with animals that resemble his dead brothers.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I very rarely like comments, but im liking this.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 3:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont Alpacas have any molars, or is it just retarded?
An Alspaca?
(im quite proud of myself there)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Your right to be proud
Congrats on that one.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well done...

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_ik9St7QUo
?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Barbara Windsor hair peice
And Alan Carrs Teeth
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The one at the end has a silly hair do
Sounds like the guy said he was an asshole
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post deserves it..

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Aliens

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post My sister reckons alpacas all look lke esther rantzen

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post there is nothing remotely silly about alpacas
:)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do they all have wigs on?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Who permed their hair?

I mentioned it the other week, but for those of you who haven't seen it, watch The Emperor's New Groove. It rocks.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)
This is a link post McDonald's staff assault AR Glasses wearer
Interesting post from a fella assaulted in a MaccyD's in Paris, he has his own AR glasses for 13 years (pre-google glasses)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Weird
I can't find any reference to a reason given for attacking his face-machine. Maybe they're just morbidly technophobic?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly believed they were being infiltrated be Burger King spies ?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it is odd.
The only possible thing I can think, and this is going out on a limb, is maybe they thought it was some kind of camera and they got really hissy at the idea of him filming?

Or they thought he actually was Robocop.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be good if around the blacked out faces
you could see Amish beards.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I can understand it

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, I want some of those glasses!
But why wasn't his first call to the police? Fairly clear case of assault, witnesses, photos, should be pretty easy for them.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah looks like he just wants an apology
I was more interested in the glasses than the story really, seems to be a genuine innovator/altruist.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post And there's the rub
True story, or PR?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The French probably assaulted
him for eating in McDonalds rather than trying their proper food. That said, he might have augmented reality taste buds too.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of people just don't like being filmed and get wound up.
when this tech becomes mainstream we're going to see a lot of this.

Put aside the fact that some cultures consider making an image of themselves a sin you've got situations like where it just would not be acceptable to sit there with a camcorder. So why these?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, Like when people film the police these days and are surprised when they get grumpy..

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's more the fact that these glasses are trying to make socially acceptable covert filming of the public.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor chap - must be pretty terrifying to have someone try to yank something from you which is permanently screwed on to your skull.
Official bullies of London 2012 (a hotly contested role).
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a link post Those Zany Germans - trucks and buses with stabalisers
skip to 1:10 to avoid the talking...
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I predict a cyclist mortality rate of 85%.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post My support for the idea has just risen
CaC
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
hahahaha
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see one of those trucks
navigating the roads of London. There'd be a long stream of destruction.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha haha,
3:59.....
"sshhhhhhit"
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I wanna ride that bus!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No one show this to the Saudi Drifters !!!!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Further mods required...
The windows would have to go or maybe put hinges on them in the middle to make them go horizontal, there has to be space for guys to hang out of the side and get ejected out when it goes Pete Tong!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 3:54, Reply)
This is a normal post What is the point???

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post As a busdriver I would say these are utterly useless
especially on British roads the width it far to much for normal traffic.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems to be a demo of some stability protection system
The bus and truck without the stabilisers are the ones without this fitted, the ones without will be the demo vehicles.

My five year old car has a stability control system that individually modulates the brakes to keep the car on balance in extreme maneuvers (i.e. the "moose test"). I'd be surprised if people weren't trying to fit it to trucks and buses.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't speak German but
I think the stabilisers are just there in case their fancy anti-roll tech doesn't work.
Not for mainstream use.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a link post Censored cartoons.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This is [CENSORED] brilliant!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Yes it is.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
True office lol
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:27, Reply)
This is a link post One Man and his Cat I made this!
The situations I find myself in :)

A little something from this afternoon. This was all a bit random, I just found Terry with Kermal and just started shooting without a tripod at hand, so it does suffer from a bit of camera shake, so I didn't bother to upload it HD or particularly large.

What you will see is one man's remarkable relationship with one of his fully grown snow leopards, the trust, the genuine affection. I didn't feel in danger at any point in this situation btw, Kermal was simply his chilled, placid self.

We were trying to move him and Nina into the enclosure next door, but he was having none of it.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I like your wig - you look very feminine :-D
Play it safe, fella - dont want a Zigfried & Roy esque mauling situation occuring at some point, because as most links folks know, CaC ;-)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Just saw that on the book of faces.
I love cats of all sizes and shapes but there´s no fucking way I´d stick my arm in that cage. How has Terry managed to keep all his limbs for so long?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post For animals that aren't trained, drugged, or declawed, our cats generally display a remarkable amount of non-aggression
Each animal has it's own personality and temperament, so you know how you approach each animal when you've got to know it after time.

As all the b3tan's who have had the pleasure of meeting these guys in person will testify, some of our cats are really completely hands off, and Terry would never even attempt something like this with them. Our two Amur leopards are a completely no go area even contemplating contact such as this. We have a male snow leopard who is equally as 'You are not invited into my personal space, fuck off.'

But this is the relationship Terry has developed with this adult male, and it's touching. At no point hovering over Terry's shoulder did I detect or sense any irritation or hostility from Kermal, he was just enjoying having a good scratch. Our girls are the same. I was in with one of them on Friday holding a boom for a film maker with Terry and a chicken trying to lure it out of it's enclosure, and into a new one.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post These things can end very badly, I'm afraid.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This sort of thing always ends badly.
Nice knowing you.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He's had this trust from some of his cats for years mate
This was Cato:

www.vimeo.com/19445408
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all shits and giggles until something 'goes wrong'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC5J_7JeDCw
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post We are not about anything like that what so ever
That's not how we can co-exist with these animals in reality, and i'm not particularly happy about circus acts like that, or people making out they can roll around with cats in the wild like some people do. Note the caution in our approach.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does this remind me of the guy that jumped in the grizzly enclosure.
You need a disclaimer: These are trained professionals who still have 93% of their original digits.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post The G4S Corporate Song I made this!
Some of you may have heard that Olympic security disaster G4S have a corporate song. It's horrid. Now, here's the thing: since the media got wind of it, G4S have been quietly pulling it from the internet.

This is why I recorded a cover version of their cringeworthy song in my own, inspiring, corporate-friendly style. Savour the lyrics. Enjoy.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work for those fuckers.
One month they just didn't pay me. I called up, instead of just paying me straight away they said they could only add it to my next wage. They didn't. Then they paid me half as an interim payment (without telling me) which got sucked up by overdraft which I wouldn't have had if they had paid me.
I phoned up and threatened not to come to work one day, there was a line manager at my work the next day. He told me they should have paid me straight away. Agreed to pay for all my fees from the bank for unpaid direct debits etc. Then they left me with no line manager for 2 months and I got another job. Utter shambles.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That sucks
...but at least you had a nice corporate song.

*tumbleweed bounces past*
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a link post Oh Fuck ! - said the dying Spartan I made this!
I'm a poet, here's a poem. One of my most recent. Welcome. Just had a new baby, Tyger, on summer solstice.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You wait 3 years, 4 months and 26 days for a ChrisThePoet post
then two come along at the same time.

*waits for third*
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
We are having a bit of a zombie re-spawn at the moment, I would not be surprised if buttercup,neil, Makes_Tea-with_Ocelots or even the legendary "Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke)" makes a surprise visit back to the forums.

Although to be fair, number 10 went a bit wacky when he dyed his hair.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post Thermal Hammerdale Farm - Chris The Poet Vs William S, Burroughs I made this!
Psycho-Collage of old and new, including myself and Flora, and some Cossacks. Let me know how it made you feel,
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post nonplussed
at the lurkage.

( I didn't follow the link )
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I did.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it feature a man with a tattoo on his face?
And paranoid youtube users who believe i care enough to vote their comments down?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
Sadly, it´s not that entertaining.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
A real shame.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo.
I'm always impressed by lurkage like that, over three years & then posting is very impressive. Merely for remembering the password.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post lurkage
always remember lives are being lived, even as we speak. I must learn to lurk on Geek Street more often,I might even, nearly, almost get a webcam wank in some dusty temptresses pizzabox laden boudoire, if I hang out as long as thee
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Same password for everything
what could be the problem with that
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to do that
then spent days hunting down instances of my email address after linkedIn got hacked
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That is indeed epic lurkage! Hello...
You might like this: thewire.co.uk/articles/9393/
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 3:24, Reply)
This is a link post Marvel Comics Stock Hero Creator
pretty much like a Boys Own version of Barbie Dressing Up. Pick your features, colour them in, make a lame ass Super Hero.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i made 'super yellow jaundice gypsy girl'

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I made Purple Aki

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh? You want me to polish what now?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post you know what
I want to see my face in it
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds dry.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs polishing.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post how does it taste?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "Are you brave enough to confront the everyday life of the 1980s?"
That looks amazing.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the characters
boardgamegeek.com/image/852814/kolejka
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a bit free and easy with that shopping list isn't she?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a link post The Vodka Burner is rolling...
A Russian transport plane in no hurry to leave...
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Welp, if the Aussies have inherited anything from us
it's definitely the gallows humour.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post which is odd
given that most of them escaped the gallows before ending up there
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post SHIT!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post STREWTH!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post CRIKEY!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You call that a knife?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's so much better with an Aussie commentary
than if a you had Americans yelping all over it.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man,
just imagine. 'OH SHIIEET OMFG WTF' 'Yep, fuckin' arsehole, should'na done that..' etc.

Edit: An American's what? ;)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's one of the few videos I can think of
where the commentary absolutely makes the video, rather than distracting from it.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my God...
(but said in the way that takes several seconds to say)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post OOOHHHHW MAAAAYYY GAAAWWWWWWWWD

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Older than the Cold War

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I know you are, but what am I?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The professionalism of these guys (ATC etc) is awesome:
777 crash at Heathrow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJNVVlBPi8M. Cool as cucumbers. Fortunately no-one was seriously hurt.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I cringe every time I hear that audio
Firstly there's something about hearing the word 'Mayday' over the radio which always sends a shiver up the spine, but also because while the ATC controller was the very model of presence of mind under extreme stress, the BA crew completely fluffed it.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post CFIT

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hardly.
Crash landing caused by uncommanded thrust reduction - root cause found to be ice formation in the fuel/oil heat exchanger restricting the fuel flow.

CFIT covers accidents where the plane is airworthy, but unintentionally flown into the ground. Probably the most famous example being the Mount Erebus crash.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post What was the "95... 95..." bit?
Someone on Youtube asked that too. Did the pilot just get his call-sign wrong?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That was arguably a flaw in BA's training procedures
In the simulators at that point BA always used the callsign Speedbird 95. Not sure why, maybe it didn't conflict with any of their actual callsigns. Whatever the reason, it meant that whenever the pilots trained for emergency situations, they were always using the same callsign.

Unfortunately, this meant that when the crew reverted to their learned procedures, they also unwittingly reverted to the callsign they were using in the sim. BA revised their training procedures as soon as this came to light.

The full AAIB report is worth a read:
www.aaib.gov.uk/cms_resources.cfm?file=/1-2010%20G-YMMM.pdf
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ahh i see. interesting stuff.
cheers for the link.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post that is very interesting.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice. Reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA6pv0Hhl0I
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)

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