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This is a normal post Yup.
That's pretty good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know that
Gogol Bordello did a pastiche of Deee-lite for Eurovision this year. Works quite well, doesn't it?
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Getting old. A living hell. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post More brillianter than ever

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, delightfully contentious last line there :D

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this.
You'll get letters!
:-D
 (minimalist ..., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes
A few people have taken exception to that.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post When are
we going to get an 'autoclick' feature on here?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If you made
a feature-length Greybloke vid, with him just rambling on a variety of subjects for roughly two and a half hours, I would watch it in the Cinema and then buy the Director's Cut version of the DVD.

Click.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I second this

(Selteros, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post good to see you back!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one
btw, is that your natural voice?
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really,
no.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post Daily Fail 'shops Elle Macpherson I made this!
I noticed this the other day (please don't ask me why I was even on *that* site), and thought it was worth mentioning. Kinda makes me wonder how many of those pap cellulite 'articles' feature genuine cellulite.
~~MORAL OUTRAGE~~
Yes, I made the blog post, not the images
 (I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You and your fap cellulite 'articles'

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The acreditation says it's a newspix image.
More likely to have been shopped there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post how odd

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I find it strange that people bother reading those sort of 'celeb is fat/thin' sort of stories.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post only a fat person would say that
fatty!
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
One would think it might have become rather passé by now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post urgh
was that bollocks that loaded up html5?
 (sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I am not sure, but I think you are trying to say my blog's undercarriage sucks.
My apologies for any inconvenience you may have experienced amongst its nether regions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's your blog there is an I MADE THIS button dude.
I prefered the second picture, can you remove the tag?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay dude.
If I do remove it, will you keep the picture in your special* collection?


*wank bank
 (I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post : D
I might do.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Your blog? So you wrote this then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The blog post, yes. The DM ar-tickle, no.
Bit wary of using 'I made this' in case of confusion
 (I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - what a lazy cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If sheepdogs control sheep...
...then that wee hound is a catdog!
 (Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post CatDog, CatDog. Alone in the world was a little CatDog
Got that stuck in my head now
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ahhhhahhhahhahh
 
I've seen some funny animal videos, but this.. THIS is a funny animal video
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 3:31, Reply)
This is a link post Samurai Cop has something to say
Ed: here's the whole film..enjoy?
youtu.be/in1RPehVbOw

As a bonus, haz the Dark Knight Rises soundtrack:
youtu.be/WbpOpjEsZlE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post dear god...
such delivery is hard to find in modern television...
 (I helped save b3ta! Bishop Yozz remembers when lily savage advertised oasis..., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It might be the greatest film ever made and bares no resemblance to Lethal Weapon.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post that film looks so unbelievably terrible it might actually be worth watching
i particularly like this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRgMd1FjeVI&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I watched that, also I've now watched the video above about eight times now.
Just the right side of shit to be great.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post yes yes we have

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - that end bit is superb

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6gk04xzN3U
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post BINGO!

(Fistshaker, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post costa rican waiter is pretty convincing

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Why have I never heard of this film?
It looks like a low budget Lethal Weapon
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post but with a samurai as a cop

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post here's it is, I like the soundtrack it's like a NES game
youtu.be/in1RPehVbOw
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That's my viewing later sorted.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The last 30 seconds of that clip is gob smacking.
have downloaded the video from YT and I shall watch it in the future.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you had permission from the copyright holder which allows you to download the video.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not Sgt Kabukiman NYPD, is it?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a link post Bus does pushups
Most witty piece of artwork done for the Olympics so far. Better than anything done by the actual Olympics people, anyway.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post River Ghost found this:



Made me chuckle.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post haha - nice!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post fab :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post BRILLIANT!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Super
Marvellous!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Oh dear. Almost too bad to be an accident, surely?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely tounge in cheek I think..

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Just different enough
that LOCOG can't send the heavies round. Not that they won't try.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody ace.

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post its like a life-sized 3 dimensional animated gif

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Read about this today
It sounds like me trying to having a shit
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post that's rart good

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That bus says London and 2012 on the front of it.
Someone call the police.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a link post Stallion Explosion Episode 1 - Alien Robots I made this!
Ed the cat is attacked by alien robots. Also, Dave the rabbit plans his evening out.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
That cat's great, who made it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Him. He is a "he" not an "it" and his name is Ed
made by Simone, my mate Pat's wife. She's very good at that kind of thing.

He's got eyes and jaws from a taxidermy supplies place.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn! I wish hoping for some serious extra terrestrial cat hate violence,
I'm going to have to go and kill a kitten now to alleviate the disappointment.

Still clickworthy stuff. I like the new intro!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ed's a bit of an idiot
Being him is its own punishment
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not that bad. I lost the cheese grater the other day.
I found it in the upstairs bathroom.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post been grating the soles of your feet again?
easier after a bath innit
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Saves cash on angle grinding discs too.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i've lost count of the grinder disks and chjainsaw blades i've broken on the soles of my feet.
i use a stump grinder on them these days
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post your new video has a man in a suit filmed against green!!!!
our minds are conjoined like a foetus.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post you still got that foetus embedded in your mind then?
it hasn't started to go off a bit by now?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post foetuses dont go off...
they just get richer.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post like a fine camembert
or pheasant
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
good stuff Joel !
 (I_am_B, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Me & my dog just watched that.
He gave it a high five!!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
hooray for your dog. what's his name?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, love it.
Yay for puppets!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hooraaaays!
yeah really enjoying the puppets
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ace !
brilliance as ever love the puppets.
are you still doing the band type stuff joel or is ssol no more?
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers chap
not really doing the band now, kids and stuff made it all a bit of a nightmare to organise innit. think we may work out a new live show at some point reasonably soon, but not the band
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
nice one
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oohh, you've got two big oles in that their sofa now...
 (stevenevermind, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a link post Children are Cunts.
A nine year-old's reign of terror over a room of infants.
"He do also have a problem. He take medicine every day and he just a normal child", according to his aunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post And that is why something something.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post were these people all racist characters from a 1940s cartoon?

(PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That
was horrible.
 (skinwah punted Baxter, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a link post 25 Great Dark Helmet Quotes

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a link post The Guardian offers a retro games version of the Olympics
including 4 events to play, Z and X to go faster etc. I thought it was very nicely done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post One for the Funny Name Corner (apologies if he is already in there)

(hwak *boop-boop-honk-widdle*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell. That is the best one I've seen in ages!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll see your Barry and raise you a Randy
www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Randy/Bumgardner
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Just Wow!
I wish I went to school with a Randy Bumgardner...... Some one called that anyway, there were plenty of the other kind.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post When you're mr. & mrs. Bumgardner there's not a lot you can do for your son.
But calling him Randy amounts to child abuse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on, given the opportunity you so fucking would.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Or "Junior"

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post HI OLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*high fives*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo Skelmeister!
*tweaks nipples*

Grand weekend, I trust?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes mate, Hanging out with the rich and famous. KT Tunstall is a bitch by the way.
Yourself?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought she had quite a sweet face.
Just goes to show, eh?

She didn't eat /all/ your Cola Bottles, did she?

Weekend was nicely hectic thanks. Feeling like a ghost today though :-/
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool mcool, Not my cola bottles no, she's just a massive diva and a complete xenophobe.
Pretty much called an audience of 5000 people inbred, and fucked everyone off backstage, we phoned her an early taxi.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you're serious?
That's not very friendly.

Want me to have a word?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Could you?
Looks like it's not just me nexusbecks.co.uk/post/27827984394/kt-tunstall-chagstock-2012#notes
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's some qwalitee writing right there- "...human drum machine by creating sneer sounds "
Also, she played in Cornwall- the inbreeding comment is fair enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This was in Devon, she played a good set though.
Not a patch on the Fun Loving Criminals mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet your mum and your sister
was WELL pissed off.

Sorry...Tabby made me do it!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! :D

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought deliberately confusing Devon & Cornwall got you motherlover's angry?
Honestly, it's enough to make me post vids of myself fucking prossies from the developing world.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Now now Tabs, nobody needs to see that.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post US airforce oops
Pilot accidentally lands huge C17 transporter plane on a runway for Cessna's.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post He did WHAT!?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post *double takes*

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He accidentally landed a huge C17 transporter plane on a runway for Cessna's.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That makes more sense than my original description.
Thanks for the clarification.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy to help!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the old 'Land the C17 on a short runway' prank again.
Those rascals.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post STOLOL!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a link post looks interesting
Neill Blomkamp movie teaser
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is quite old, i believe
Its got nowt to do with his new fillem coming out
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post fokkin prawns.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a link post I was only joking earlier but now this person seems to have taken it quite personally.
kompressor is very sad, no need to be, chin up and be happy.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
methinks the lady doth protest too much
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs cockporn*
Damnit, i meant popcorn!!! I MEANT POPCORN!!!1!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Still, he's probably happy that you're directing traffic to his website.
His twitter makes for some fairly tragic reading, however.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post

We're all quite prominently featured in there.

He claims he could have been 'the next big thing' at B3TA and calls me an 'uppity bastard.'

That's about right.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything about that forum makes me shudder.
From the use of the wretched word 'banter' in its name (more offensive to me than the word 'cunt') to it's dreadful, Nuts-magazine-style list of topics that you can 'enjoy' - cars, women...er...I can't remember the others, my brain shut down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Chivers was excellent on banter...
blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tomchiversscience/100141906/if-you-like-banter-you-are-an-idiot/

I'm pretty sure that Nuts was advertised as "Cars... Women... Dangerous Animals". The latter actually made me laugh at the time, though I don't think it was a joke.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I seem to remember the TV advert going like...
"like women? Like football? Like motors?" Ugh. My friend and I used to amuse ourselves by thinking up other "likes..." to the list, such as "like being pigeon-holed as a desperately alpha-male twat?" and "like crying AND masturbating at the same time?".

I'm going to read that article now. If you use twitter, there's an account called @completeledge who is worth following if you're keen to see the perfect parody of this sort of person.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post "like women? Like football? Like motors?"
Was this made for Tabs? Seriously fits his demographic.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post What's wrong with a bit of banter?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post But you are a right uppity bastard, you should hear what Tab Hunter calls you when hes fucked up on coke and pcp!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on, Tabs isn't classy enough to be doing coke!
Sniffing hand sanitiser and eating urinal cakes maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Is /links too cliquey?
It seems that there's a HUGE range of people who post, from oldsters who've been here for almost a decade to people who joined a few months ago. There's certainly a wide range of opinions too.

Maybe the lesson to be learnt here is: Don't attempt to defend yourself from accusations of sex-pestery by providing proof of your sex-pestery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering that, how can you deny being a sex-pest paedo and then providing evidence of being a sex-pest paedo?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah no, not very. Block just 1-2 people and it becomes very quiet and sad.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't there a 'Not Suitable For Anyone' button you could have used?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think I would have been helping matters by highlighting his confusion of slander and libel.
But all I want to do is help! Or be a pedantic cunt. Oh right, probably more the latter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE YOU BRENTOS

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You spelt a word wrong.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, but I don't want to be called an "ignorant cunt"

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post you ignorant cunt

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Must try harder:
www.b3ta.com/links/692408 This is STILL my favourite example of me being called a cunt.
Also: Gazzed you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post that is a good 'un.
i'll revise my strategy accordingly.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^ ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Top Quote:
i aint having some pissflap saying things about me.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post But I always thought he was a pair of pissflaps
Maybe he pulled himself together?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And it was my thread too
*weeps with joy at internet fame*
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If I didn't have so much shitty work to do I'd fashion you a
"TERRIBLE PAEDO NONCED UP MY THREAD" rosette.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh if you can't be bothered.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see that going on alot of profiles around here.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!
See, you're not COMPLETELY useless.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fabulous darling
Mmmmmmm...WAH
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I've not watched the video, as it looks slightly NSFW...
But if anyone has watched it, can you see it going in and stuff?
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post

Just a girl smoking a cigarette really.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi guys! Whats going on?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Shenanagans
Or '/Links', as I like to call it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to know that /links is making an impression.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
he's a mental one, leave him be. A mental pedo. Look out kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post .
fuck up
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hey!!....he coulda been the next big thing round here you bastard!


pffh
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post .
i said that as a joke if you didnt get that chaps. honest lads youve let me all down. Ive visited this place for 10 years and then i comment on something, get abused and you all side with your man. Thats up to you. you cant see it. Slag me, call me names, do as you do. I fail to see the enjoyment but you seem to know. Carry on as if your someone. Well done that username,
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ....
oh and thanks for the hits. If i get one person that knocks about and decides to post in time then my job is done. Thanks again.
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *you're

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post .
so can you remind me why im a peado again? What exactlly did i do again? Heh it's not nice having to defend yourself against all this Is this fun to you all? fuck the facts lets lynch a peodo. fuck i thought you wehere all a bit above that. i didnt realise i was in a 4chan type of place.

Is this how you get you kicks?
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 4chan is probably more your sort of place anyway, anyone can act the hard hard man on the internet.
Here's a lollipop, now shut the fuck up and stop perpetuating the situation.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck up
you dont know what your talking about. Let the adults talk.
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Lame.
I'm off to drink cider in the sun. Play nice now.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post At the risk of wading into an utterly pointless argument
I think the general feeling among most people on B3ta is that paying for sex is shameful, and only serves to encourage the trafficking and abuse of vulnerable and fucked up women.

You clearly have a different opinion.

People are nice here. Are you sure you wouldn't be happier somewhere else?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey hey, darling; go shove it up your suppurating cockend sideways. Skelly's a good sort; you're an idiot:
"and b3ta loses all respect by deleting the thread." It didn't get deleted, it's been archived.
"just incase they delete it all again" Again- not deleted.
"fucking idiots. If i was in a pub and there was 10 of them ill still break 6 of their jaws before they kick the shit out of me." Well done, I can almost hear your knuckles dragging across the keyboard from here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't be bothered.
You are the tattoo-on-face-sex-pest-nonce, AICMFP.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *Hands over £5*

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a link post good to see 'cousin it' has got some work
so fukd up
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Wtf?
I bet they provide full news coverage :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Full coverage news :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I always like Shinobi on the Amiga

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That's gonna be tough to wank to.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet they're naked under those

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Nipple tassles and crotchless knickers apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a link post Spider With Rainbow Rain Drop Hat
Morning all.
 (cxi2001 "Well, That's The End Of This Suit", Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post rasta spider is irie!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post "Leave goat man alone. He's done nothing wrong."
Coty Creighton, 33, spotted the goat man Sunday during his hike. He said he came across the herd, but noticed something odd about one goat that was trailing behind the rest.

"I thought maybe it was injured," Creighton said Friday. "It just looked odd."
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post "Goat Hunting Season" hahaha that's got to be an extreme sport right there.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Rocky Mountain goats are usually found on steep cliffs. They arent't the ones eating tin cans.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Somekind of sniper rifle/telescopic scope combo would be in order then :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it was the artist Gotye seeking inspiration for his next album.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it wearing a tin foil hat?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Where are all these photographs 'he began snapping' then eh?
Maybe he's still waiting on the film to be processed and come back
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon he was perving on some hot laydee Goatesses.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a link post Disney's Brave/Skyrim trailer mashup
Works very very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That worked well together

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Scruff - Spandex man
Blue skies, sun, have a happy tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post still enjoy this
even after the BBC tried to use it on every trailer and daytime TV show.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help but think of 'Spaced' when I hear this.
Which leads me to believe that it wasn't even used in 'Spaced'
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah it was in spaced for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a link post some rather cool behind the scenes movie photos
I especially like the nazgul not appreciating the elements.
 (injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Gandalf in shades ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasnt it the base of a 'DEAL WITH IT' meme of somesort?
Thats where ive seen it before
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I had expected this to go '50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey'.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post they're 3d glasses
Even Gandalf thinks the Hobbit in 3d is a fucking stupid money making exercise
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post but
it will make fucking stupid money...
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you against 3D? Just out of curiosity.
The extra cost? Or having to wear daft glasses throughout a film? Or do you just think it looks rubbish? Or something else perhaps?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post My problem with it is that filmmakers are still spending huge amounts of time on making a film look ace in 3D & chuff all on the script.
*cough* Prometheus *cough*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah. I blame the script that mostly on Damon Lindelof being a hack and Scott going a bit senile.
I don't think The Hobbit will have that problem though as they already have a kick ass story. I like to think they'll do the 3D well and tastefully.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The Hobbit = "kick ass story"?
Hmmm. Each to their own, I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's great. If you can get past all the singing and animals setting the table and shit.
In terms of an origin story, at least it makes sense. Unlike aforementioned Promiscuous.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post it reduces the colour and brightness from how the cinematographer intended
fast moving sequences break up and become almost impossible to follow, you lose information around the edges of the screen, it adds nothing to a story.

It's fine if you are going to the cinema for a novelty rollercoaster ride or perhaps a slow camera pan IMAX nature documentary which would definitely benefit from the added "I can almost reach out and touch it ness" but I've only ever seen it used as a gimmick which in some films completely detracts from an otherwise serious story.

For old style schlock horror (original Red and Green house of wax) it works, which is why I'm tempted to see Dredd for the slow motion gore.

The main reason for 3d films is to make cinema piracy harder. It's not for customer enjoyment/making film better.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a variety of things
For the most part, I find 3D either looks the same, or worse. Even when it's the same, occasionally "something pointy" happens, which reminds me I'm watching a 3D film, breaking the immersion.

The Avengers was a great film, but the 3D effects were fucking horrible. Why did I have to pay more for this? (nowhere was showing 2D any more).

The only time I have enjoyed 3D in a film was, oddly, Final Destination 3D. The 3D was only really used to make a gratuitously gory part even more gratuitously gory, which made me laugh quite a lot.

But I probably would've laughed anyway...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.
You're right Avengers in 3D was awful. But that's the only time I've ever really felt ripped off by 3D.

I think it's true what Happy Toast is saying, it's better suited for the big roller coaster movies, sure but I think there is a place for it if it's done well. I mean, in the case of Avatar, it probably made it better because you go 'fuck I'm bored, but ooh isn't it pretty'
And Pixar use it pretty well. Up and Toy Story 3 seemed more subtle, like the 3D was more inward, like a depth of field thing as opposed to stuff leaping out at you. But then by the end you didn't notice it any more so what's the point? Hmm...it's tricky init.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I found the the addition of a sense of distance across the rainforest
and one propeller flying toward you in Up was not worth the loss of visual fidelity

it was a muddying distraction in Up which was the last thing I wanted during that film
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I didn't think it was that bad.
But then I am blind in one eye so I'm just imagining the 3D usually.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nazguls with brollies is fantastic :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Spock and Kirk reading mad made me chuckle.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

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