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This is a link post TED Talks:Femto camera
a camera that takes trillionth of a second film. Watch at the speed of light.

Take that 'TED Haters' :P
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh, man unable to control his "wooo" reflex at 2:22. Please fuck off, you cunt.
Other than that, this was super.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Americans'
Tis the nature of the beast.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he saw two old train engines

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw a TED talk about how nice it would be if everyone skipped copyrighting
The argument was that the nice people who design fabrics don't copyright the stuff they do and why can't we all be like that - not a bad talk, only problem is the people who design fabric do copyright the stuff they do.
 (macroscian (1 like), Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post stupid fucking hippies

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's evil I tells ya... eeeeeeviiiil

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *rubs hands gleefully*

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post They could have at least filmed a lightning strike

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Though according to his figures...
...and my shitty maths, viewed at the same speed as that coke bottle a lightning strike (30ms) would last 49 weeks and four days...
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post TED talks are just for hippies.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ......and your point is?
:)
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno really.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that's oars sum

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post So glad TED exists

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a link post Biker hits deer, gets up, brushes himself up and carries on.
Deer in Montgomery County Hospital in critical condition.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post DaC

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post People Who Still Use This Intensely Irritating Form Of Links Board Shorthand...
aC
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post PWSUTIIFoLBSaC

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post PWU"PWSUTIIFoLBSaC"aC

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post barryheadwounDaC

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post IamC
Yay
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post One day, all words will be dots and dashes
sometime in the distant future of 2001.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post miserable git.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i find the fact
that he doesn't say a word as he hits it or goes down, really very strange. clearly he must be a robot.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post A dumb robot at that. I think it was karma that got him after he crossed the double yellow line on that blind curve.
No cars, so a deer was sent.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, ^this^
I hit a twatty road-walking pedestrian like this a few months ago (not the same speed or anything) but he'll probably find that his bike's rideable but a bit mangled and probably unsafe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I hit someone yesterday.
With my fist.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fisting fetish
You Germans!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha-ha!
Thought exactly the same!
 (Raspoutine, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Reverse angle:
Fuuuuck!
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post How did you find that pic?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post finding pictures is easy on the internet, you just have to filter out the porn

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice pic of you on the right.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post THERE'S PORN ON THE INTERNET??????

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Why would you want to filter it out?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post odd, but it isn't
in the video, white lines along the road are single.
here they are double

EDIT: plus, in the video you can celarly see there is no-one in front of him when he hits the deer.

on the other hand, the guy's colors are identical...
 (I helped save b3ta! frox, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Check out Mr. Snopes over here!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Telephoto lens with heat shimmer to account for the double white
And if you pause the video at the last minute that's either people on the bank or pandas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post There is no such thing as pandas. Duh.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a link post Florida Captain arrested after alligator eats his hand NSFW
feeding gators will get you jail time even if what you are feeding them is yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
That gator is armed and dangerous, grab your guns.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post this one is
single handedly dangerous
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I can dig-it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You're going out on a limb there.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It was an 'armless comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post give him a hand!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't get snappy.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he was legless afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what happens when you give an alligator the finger!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still struggling to grasp the notion that they bothered to arrest him.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me of the old Johnny Horton song
"We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down, so we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round."

Lovely song, speaks highly of the British. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxB42cjHTGg
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
i had not heard that one before
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post What? And you call yourself a proper southerner?
The "powdered his behind" lyric was so naughty to us as kids we used to giggle all the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
but shh...don't tell my neighbours, i am a transplanted yankee from NY.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it was the War of 1812, so technically there was not a division at that time.
You are off the hook, because as a New Yorker, listening to Johnny Horton may have been a capital crime.

You were too busy using switchblades and dancing in Spanish Harlem.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post haha very true,
i have been threatened with a shotgun for having NY plates.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Harsh!! Get yourself to Ikea, you'll be able to get a whole new set pretty cheap.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That actually gave me pause, Bready
Ikea can suck my swedish meatballs.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha...
i cant stand ikea, i'll just pick up a set of these...
www.dukesmuseum.com/files/2172275/uploaded/general%20lee%20plate.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
Bagels and cawfee, eggs over easy, it's all nonsense in the land of cheese and castles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Amos Moses, anyone?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post has anyone managed to find any of these 'negative comments'?
i could find anything to write home about myself
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Flounce!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a link post woman makes out with walrus to sell sweets
what. i mean.. what.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooooh, new sweets, kids will definitely get in my car if i offer them these.
Cheers for the heads-up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Try asking if they would like to see some puppies.
Just an idea.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know where you live but round here the kids got wise to that one ages ago.
The amount of sweets i'm giving away i'm going to have to start offering them kebabs the fat fuckers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare Skittles use a Walrus to sell us sweets
*goes out and buys sweets*
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What's 'makes out?'

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It means "have a snog" for you English kniggits.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
So what's 'fooling around'?
And what are the bases? You know, like 'I got to second base with her'
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A/S/L?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha! Oooh, you're fresh!
But I do actually have to go away now.
So, I will no longer be able to reply.
For several months.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch out for them round here
They're mainly all on the the register, but this is one place they're allowed to talk to people as it's good for morale in the unit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh huh huh, you said "unit"...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward to 'yoghurt night' in the games room.
*winks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post new (trouser) snake discovered
Fnar
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a snake,
but a caecilian amphibian. Quite surprised that the DM mentioned it.
 (pahakyy, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post snake envy?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Goddam people coming on here giving me useful knowledge when all I wanted was a cock pun.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry.
Won't happen again.
 (pahakyy, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Caecilian?
You're breaking my heart.
You're shaking my confidence daily.
youtu.be/rmhk7B1hdfY
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS warn people that it's a Daily Mail link will you?
I just earned those hatemongering bastards a fraction of a penny of advertising revenue.

Didn't someone come up with A Firefox Style that flags any links to the DM website in red?
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Rob wrote something on how to block it:
robmanuel.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/how-to-stop-daily-mail.html

You could get the tea and kittens blocker as a firefox add-on also.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You block it...
something else will take its place, something faaaar worse (said in scary voice)
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Not... the Guardian?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah Kitten Block - that's the one :o)
Must have lost it when I changed PCs.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post have a gander at some abandoned roller coasters
web site is a little slow and has some great links to other stuff aswell
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are some really great pics.
I find there's something fascinating about abandonment within the landscape.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post yes these sort of pictures, i find very satisfying to view
there is a very good photo set of the abandoned theme park in japan , but it has more pics of all the rides and kiosks as well, and they look even more enthralling with the mist and rain on them.
i also like the old military hard ware that has been abandoned, especially the likes of Russian cold war era stuff. there is a lot of this kind of stuff on englishrussia.com/category/russian-army/
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty cool.
Have you got the link for the other japanese theme park pics?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post i will have a snop around and get back to you on that

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post as requested here are some more pics of abandondnd theme parks
www.tofugu.com/2011/08/17/japans-abandoned-amusement-parks-creepy/

www.michaeljohngrist.com/ruins-gallery/theme-parks/
these will get you started
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a link post E-book festival ends early after achieving 0.001% of the expected turnout.
Whoops
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
Apparently it clashed with the Caerphilly Cheese Festival, now there's a battle I'd like to see played out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post Green story in NYC
Nice TED lecture on creating jobs,green environments and nice neighbourhoods.
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm suspicious that these Ted talks might be part of some conspiracy to control the masses through faux-intelligence
And soon it will be revealed they were actually an evil, Bond-villain-esque cohort all along.

Run by a one-eyed man called TED. Who strokes a cat. And orders genocides.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I can just imagine that
"Hello, yes, I'd like to order a Chicken Tikka Masalla, Sag Aloo, a Genocide, and do you think it would be greedy to order Rice and a Naan?"
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just assuming it would be not unlike ordering a Pizza for the seasoned psychopathic megalomaniac.
'Yep. Uh huh... and, um, can we order the execution of all the rebels too? Yup, all of them. Cheers. God I love working at TED!'
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post There some nice things on TED.
But also a lot of unbelievable crap, particularly on the TED X regional ones. Real nutcases can go on and talk.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like a b3ta TED event.
It'd be great, loads of people on here have such niche and wacky specialist knowledge it'd be paradigm shifting. Possibly shifting in the wrong direction though.

Moggy could be the keynote!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Loads of paedos, psychos, computer nerds, pot-heads and gayers all in one room.
I wonder what would happen..
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Something awesome, that's what.
Enzyme could be the MC in the day.
Baldmonkey would compere the gala dinner in the evening.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What about me?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Lying naked in the men's urinal wanking,
BEGGING strangers to do their hot, dirty business into your open mouth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I just got a new knife, I'll show it to you real soon.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless you made that knife yourself you're a pale shadow of our resident stabby type

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd be on security detail.
You'll only be able to do what Tabs is suggesting on your lunchbreak I'm afraid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't doubt there is. I've only watched one or two and they seemed quite enlightening.
I just have an in-built skepticism of anything promoting ideas that everybody seems to agree with and not question.

Well, on my facebook at least!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post you dont have to be talented to speak at TedX
its organized independently i think
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post For all you dirty paedos (clean paedos move along please)
From a few weeks ago so apologies if silicaphallus
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't even get past 1st base, amateur.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post Ubuntu cola webshite
Just saw a can of it in our local hippy health food shop which I thought was mildly amusing (in a geeky sort of way) - then went looking for this atrocious piece of crap website. Anyway, nice and quiet here today after yesterdays shenanigans, when's kick off time today then?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What happened yesterday?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post We agreed never to talk about yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yesterday was ace
FIGHT!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post There was quite a hoo-haa from some young fella who hadn't had his afternoon nap time.
A lot of the threads and subthreads have been deleted so you can't replay most of the fun.

Edit: Seems that the new ignore system being discussed over on OT could have put an end to yesterday's drama
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1691269
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ knows what Pissflaps sees now, thanks to the new ignore system.
Probably a big screen of FUCK ALL.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got my eye on you, you pesky scamp.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post *ignores*
*flicks Vs madly*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like using Ignore
Much better to read the posts of people I don't like in a little girly voice with my tongue stuck in my bottom lip.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, I don't have time to explore that site.
Too much information!
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nothing to do with the OS
'Ubuntu' roughly translates to 'hippy stuff' in an African language.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, they're still trying to trade on the success of the "brand"
YOU'VE USED THE OS, NOW DRINK THE COLA!!11!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, I know
just tickled me is all
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice epilepsy warnings there by the host site
Way to water down the populace :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried Ubuntu on a laptop once, it was even worse than Windows 8.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a link post Doctor Who - New Trailer for New Series.
Ronald McSealant. Masturbatory aid for the fans amongst us.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
I wonder if the GC is bigger on the inside than the outside?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post the scroll button is feckin tiny

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoopsiedoodles.
Well, the preview picture is different anyway. There's something new for us all to enjoy together, hand in hand perhaps.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post my hands are firmly down my trousers
and I'm not moving them for anybody.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ; )
holds out hand, prances off into field of flowers
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post /\ remembers the severe hay fever allergie/\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more skag.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Soon.......soon....
With 100% Skag meat
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post this is the greatest trainspotter related clip ever
youtu.be/kBBK2hjcPuA


"oh, bollocks"
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid =)

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha Ha!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You think that
If they are that keen on their trains they might be able to find out when another train might be passing?
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you can shove your "Double Rainbows" up your arse!
"Double Locos" from now on.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Listen to that bell
end
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Gake and Fay?

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Giggity, Giggity, Giggity

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Heritage?
1953 is not heritage, its cutting edge on my local train line
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Iowa Pacific Number 518!
Woohoo!
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post NOT A BL2!!!
Fuck me, I'm going to have to sit on me hands.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he's someone that gets genuinely aroused when he sees a euphemistic train-entering-a-tunnel in films.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that for him...a cock entering a fanny is a euphemistic depiction of a train entering a tunnel.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a link post Java Script Boulder Dash + Construction kit
That's lunch sorted
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You big ginger silly. You can't eat computer games!
You should stick to your usual triple Filet-o-Fish, double fries & popcorn chicken McNuggets.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I know you've put some unappetizing things in your gob that sounds truly disgusting.
Lunch today is boiled new potatoes, gouda cheese, pastrami, gherkins with a light dressing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *woop* *woop* PONCE ALERT PONCE ALERT!!
What exactly have I put in my gob, mister?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post "What exactly have I put in my gob, mister?"
Multiple choice time

(A) What who

(B) You said that before...

(C) Tofu
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post also spelunky
tinysubversions.com/game/spelunky/

awesome having just had a xbla hit with the updated version to release this...
 (teamsterjr, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought this after dogbomb's review the other week.
Crikey it's frustratingly difficult.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah me too
and yes not the friendliest of games. But friendlier than trials :)
 (teamsterjr, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff
Thanks you
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a link post Shatners Pants
An Ad for William Shatners trouser shop....It'll be fun !
(maximumoffender, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a link post Olympics Or Gay Porn? NSFW
Which one is it? Perfectly safe for work.

EDIT: For the anal ones, marked NSFW.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to be anal
but I think the gay porn makes it not work material.

The dirty camerman below is grand though. Done the rounds here already.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post *Copyrights "Sorry to be anal" for future comedy porn film making*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
*Throws money at screen*

Make it!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I can just picture this
Man 1, refined, posh voice: Oh, dear me, I slipped!
Woman: *SCREEEEAAAMS!*
Man 1: Oh dear me, I slipped again!
Man 2: I slipped, too!
Woman: *SCREEEEAAAAAAMS!*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post For this contribution to your first script, I will take only 13.5%

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a link post Nice aerial film of the Isle of Mull
a friend did it, you can get some nice effects from R/c and glider work 8)
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Isle of Mull is lully
Must get back up there on day soon. Preferably on a chunky motorbike.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't talk about the Isle of Mull and chunks!
The last time I was there I left a pile of sardines behind which I'd just puked up, some through my nose.

What can I say? I was very, very drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a link post Doctor Who
The 7th Series trailer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post all the daleks are alive and dead again!
didn't billies pipers kill them with a massive burp, are they doing the same with ginge?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "massive burp" ROFL
The sooner that botox pouty ginger mingeflap is gone, the better
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The least successful villains of all time.
But a very successful toy line.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the problem with time travel, innit?
Kill someone in the present, and before long they'll bob up in the past and start again.

(Also, a version of Doctor Who in which the Daleks really are eliminated is a bit like a version of Christianity in which Sin really was defeated with the Resurrection - somewhat self-defeating.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Billy Piper's got tits.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Karen Gillas got legs

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a close run thing...
but Freema Agyeman wins in the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is the first autocorrect for her name "Freema Agyeman feet"?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Because people like wanking over Freema Agymans feet.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ACTING!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ham aplenty.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Correction:
ACTING! and RUNNING!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks more expensive
That's a good thing, i guess. Not really watched it since matt smith appeared and it got all story arc-y, so i dont know what's going on...
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Some pretty major spoilers in there

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post shyeah, like you didnt know the daleks would return?
I bet the cybermen come back too.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this.
Christ, it's not like Doctor Who 'spoilers' are gonna be in the same league as, say, "The Crying Game".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I was surprised by the crying game.
Did not expect that guy to get run over at the start.

It's just an american style trailer where they pick out every little "hook" to get people interested.
Showing the daleks is one thing, but then showing them all deaded is another.
American trailers seem to worry that people won't watch unless everything is spoon fed before the show.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Doctor Who is a kid's programme: You watch for the fancy effects, scary monsters & RUNNING.
Some scripts have been ace, but it's got to be considered an added bonus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Fancy effects? Why maybe for you Johnny come latelys but I was watching when a fancy effect was bubble wrap and paint.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
You were lucky if the set walls didn't fall over in the background. I still proudly have my signed 1978 Tom Baker Dr Who Annual, that I got him to sign back in 1978.

Fuck I'm old.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They saved 90% of the budge for the radiophonic workshop I think.
If it weren't for Doctor who, kids these days wouldn't have their fancy electronic music with the woos and the wahs and the thing that goes kzzzt!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post We don't know the context in which they're deaded, of course.
That might only be a midpoint of the story. "All the Daleks" might, in context, mean "All the Daleks in this room".
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "We're very cross with you."
Someone's channelling Douglas Adams. Good work.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 7th series?
Fucking revisionists
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post you dont look like no cyber man to me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnoyqykrz_o
 (I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't watched Dr Who since Sylvester McCoy was the Timelord
but I did order a T shirt with this design the other day.
That's all I have to add to this thread.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post thats lully
wants
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Speak of the devil - it's just been delivered!
Hurray!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Dr Who is a pile of wank.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post [opinion about Doctor Who]

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post [assertion about sexuality of anyone holding above opinion]

(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

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