cheers!
(Mildredis a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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WIN Compilation July 2012 I made this!
Sensational WINS from last month (July 2012). Check 8 minutes of epicness, coolness and awesomeness. All over the place. True story.
(MaikLangweileDich.net, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:13,
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Das war eine schöne video.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:07,
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The baby pandas
and the hedgehogs at the end are awesome :D
(Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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It disturbs me
that I have seen so many of them
(simbosanis too tired, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:31,
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The race driver
around the 1;10 mark is one spawny get.
(gardenclawmac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:31,
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Ambush marketing near the Olympic site
I thought that this was quite daring, given what the brand policing has been like, but then again, I'm not sure how close to the park it actually is...
(MrDremSticking it there since, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:23,
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It just looks to me like they gave Adidas a bit more advertisement free of charge.
Most people walking by wouldn't pay attention to a greater message I wouldn't have thought. I know I wouldn't after seeing the 100m final at the Olympic Stadium. Coupled with the fact that they showed their own logo for about half a second, I think meh. Waste of time and money.
(Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 2:48,
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I had my doubts about addidas but seeing them say exploitation is bad I have a new found respect for them
*goes out to buy over priced shoes*
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:24,
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I agree, I'm off to get a new shell-suit.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:11,
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Tkmax for the win!
(JamTallons, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:03,
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Can anyone explain
Why, if sneakers are made by harworking little kids in sweatshops, they are so fucking expensive?
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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HAVE MUSLIMS RIPPED OFF THE QUEEN ?
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:19,
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ARE LESBIANS TAXING COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY ?
I certainly find them taxing my decency.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:19,
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COULD IMMIGRANTS SCROUNGE OFF THE BRITISH PEOPLE ?
(magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:20,
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WILL THE NANNY STATE TURN YOUR PETS GAY?
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:52,
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COULD SINGLE MOTHERS MAKE BRITISH JUSTICE OBESE?
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:55,
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HAVE HOODIES IMPREGNATED YOUR PETS ?
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:58,
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hahahahahaaaaaaaa....
and I thought mine was quite good! Best on the list imo.
(NooShmooIt's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:00,
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What a great site! It's funny cos it's true, It really is the sort of thing that you wouldn't raise an eyebrow about in "those" rags.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:05,
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hahaha!
best one yet!
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:04,
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HAVE CYCLISTS HAD SEX WITH ENGLAND ?
(Zephir, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:08,
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WILL TWITTER MAKE YOUR PETS GAY?
So this is how /talk happens...
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:11,
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it would seem this one is based in solid fact.... 0_o bit.ly/bomdrp https://twitter.com/lolpetclothes
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:39,
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Oh for the sake of fuck...
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:48,
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HAVE THE GERMANS IMPREGANTED CLIFF RICHARD?
The pictures of the Nazi uniforms made this headline really hit home.
(SomeLousyBumWhy where you bought it?!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:37,
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IS THE HEAVY METAL UMLAUT RUINING HOMEOWNERS ?
(Jimmers, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:14,
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ARE YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY YOUR CHILDREN AND MUSLIM?
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:30,
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Ahahahaha
This would actually make too much sense for the DM, even with the Muslim afterthought!
(sicanjalYOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:21,
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I feel a bit bad now as i actually made it up :-/
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:51,
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HAVE HOODIES GIVEN YOUR DAUGHTER CANCE?
(with image of Ku Klux Klan)
(Flash_Bastard, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:34,
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HAVE THE UNEMPLOYED IMPREGNATED THE BRITISH PEOPLE?
(Robot.Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:14,
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IS THE R.U. SCROUNGING OFF YOUR PETS ?
(------, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:18,
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CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
Epic fail dude ;)
(Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 2:48,
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WILL THE EURO MAKE CLIFF RICHARD IMPOTENT?
('Andeh', Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:49,
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ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CAUSE CANCER
(chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:25,
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HAVE IMMIGRANTS GIVEN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY DIABETES?
(Smaleis stuffed, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:03,
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COULD THE GERMANS TAX THE CHURCH
(gijoel, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:11,
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IS BRUSSELS STEALING THE IDENTITY OF THE BRITISH PEOPLE ?
HA HA HA This is fucking ace. Top job.
(gijoel, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:12,
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WILL CANCER BURGLE YOUR PENSION?
(thereminput the lotion in the basket on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:43,
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WILL FERAL CHILDREN INFECT THE MEMORY OF DIANA WITH AIDS?
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:29,
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WILL CYCLISTS DESTROY YOU????
!!!!?!?!??!!
(JecciusSteam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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*edit* just spied it a few posts down, but ive added the link in mine.
(DijitalFlouncing Back!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:15,
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Odd isn't it
I should imagine at least someone who got shot last thought was a desire to have a side arm at the time to 'have a chance.'
But everybody else they knew and loved, has probably thought how insane the situation of a bullet and gun saturated society actually is as they come to terms with their grief
(JahledThree shades of black, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:43,
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Eloquently put.
(DijitalFlouncing Back!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:58,
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you always seem to have another mass shooting soon after a big one
the media hype makes it inevitable
(mutated monty, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:52,
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this really, really saddens me...
i think the state rep. makes a point though... "Unfortunately, when this type of stuff hits your area, you say to yourself, 'why?' But in today's society, I don't think there's any place that's free from idiots."
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:57,
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He's not an idiot, he's a Murderer.
(DijitalFlouncing Back!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:00,
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indeed.
and the act is despicable. i fear though, his chosen target is based out of pure ignorance and racism. thus he is an uneducated idiot.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:09,
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You must be right, there can't be any coherent motive for attacking Sikhs.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:23,
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i personally
have a hard time finding any coherent motive for attacking anyone, regardless of what their religion or culture may be.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:42,
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I didnt even know they had Sikhs in 'merka?
I thought it was mainly a midlands thing
*is horribly lacking in knowledge*
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:11,
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i think Sikhs
have been here in the US nearly as long as we have been a country.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:20,
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I like them
They have cool orange hats, beards and knifey things, and are well 'ard
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:58,
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The Sikh couple a few doors down from me
are emigrating to Florida - they've had family over there for decades
This is just terrible news :(
(lazygamerVS tittybiscuits, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:20,
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The media should be banned from reporting this sort of shit
Then perhaps the copycat loonies wouldn't bother.
(Leemondus, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:51,
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That's 06:31 British Summer Time.
With a 14 minute delay on a signal to Mars currently, I'll be getting up at about 6 to catch the start.
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:47,
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What if the Martian birds walk round topless, what will you do then?!
OH NO!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:41,
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everyone knows there are 3 titted whores on mars.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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I'll wait for Melina.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:39,
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I'll be watching that
until I go to work at 6.35. If it's not landed by then it's not likely to ever get down in one piece.
(Hoagie, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:48,
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True, but by 6:35, we won't even know whether it's started descent yet.
06:10 - NASA sends command to begin descent 06:24 - Curiosity receives signal, begins descent, and informs Earth 06:31 - Curiosity lands or crashes; informs Earth if it's capable of doing so 06:38 - Earth receives 'begun descent' signal 06:45 - Earth might receive 'landed safely' signal
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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Will it be in 3D HD smell-o-vision?
I want to smell the martian's armpits
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:30,
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06:46 - Martian birds flash their tits
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:52,
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Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) is the baseline atomic-clock-following standard
GMT only happens to be equal to UTC±0 by arbitrary choice (because it was the baseline before UTC was designed). By the same technique, BST is not GMT+1, it is UTC+1.
Every timezone in the world is defined as UTC plus or minus something. GMT is no different.
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:11,
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GMT=Great Martian Tits
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:52,
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Thanks fellow b3tans
I would have missed this, really glad I didn't
(syntactic, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 6:48,
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Same here.
I fucking love Mars!
Seriously though, well done NASA/JPL. Let's see what she'll find.
(loonybeangiving as good as he gets since, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 6:59,
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Nub: NasaI made this!
Found footage video I just made for my old band Nub's song Nasa. Lots of cool imagery. And a nice tune, even if I do say so myself...
I've still got Nub's first single somewhere.
(I think it's in my airing cupboard).
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:53,
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Ha!
Sweet. I think my copy's in a box in the attic.
(ratbanjos, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:02,
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I can't believe I never saw you guys live...
I guessed you mainly played in London & I never got round to travelling up from Ciren. A real shame.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:52,
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Well...
...being from around Ciren myself, we played Cheltenham & Bristol a bunch of times. But yeah, mostly London. Almost TWENTY YEARS AGO.
(ratbanjos, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:45,
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Hi tabs! had a good weekend?
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:13,
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You & Pissflaps are sick.
Sick, sick, sick. (Herbs & I almost choked to death laughing)
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:20,
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HAHAHAHA!!! :D
You liked it then? How is your arm? sore??? did you cry?
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:22,
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It is possibly the LEAST erotic thing I think I have ever sen.
I particularly 'enjoyed' the shot of Bono doing Boris.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:34,
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I'm glad you enjoyed it.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:46,
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I KNEW YOU WOULD.
Edit: HAHAHAHA! YOU MUST HAVE TIRED ARMS, YOU DUN A RONG SPELL!!!!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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Did you buy an Ice cream? Did you like you card?
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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He must have gone off to 'study' his bestest prezzie.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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I think so.
And I was worried about the pritt stick gluing the pages together.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:22,
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you boys have such strange names
for your privates...
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:25,
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What's the merkin for pritt stick? silly missy.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:35,
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Uhu stick
Lol.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:49,
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Herbs almost choked?
I heard she could swallow an oil drum sideways
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:49,
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You haven't seen Tabbys present!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:08,
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OOOooo is it a good 'un?
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:02,
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i just found out about it today
and laughed my ass off all morning. Skelly and Pissy are deviously funny!
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:24,
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Someone gaz me what it is!
I'll pick it up tomorrow as I'm off tut scratcher...
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:28,
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Oi who are you calling a deviant!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:41,
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YOU!
hahaha! a brilliant one at that! (but, i guess i am calling myself one too, as i am still laughing about it!!) :D
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:48,
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STOP VICTIMISING ME. IT WAS PISSY ASWELL.
Thanks.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:52,
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Dodgy
I dont like those big spiders.
(Sherbs, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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Oh No! they'll have sprayed their webby muck everywhere.
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:29,
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Eeeeeeeeeeewwww
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:22,
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