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This is a link post Teaching my Brittany puppy to roll over and succeeding. I made this!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post LIKE DIS POST IF U WOULD WANT TO SAVE THE CUTE DOG AND STOP IT FROM DYING HORRIBLY BY BEING SHOT IN THE HEAD.
P.S: You spelt Morgan's name wrong on youtube YOU MONSTER.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
Wiv da Angles!

And, ninja edit on UTBE
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *likes*
LIKE IF U HAVE EVA CLICT I LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 4VEA ROLLIN ON AR CARPETZ

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRae5mRoRE
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post hurrah :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Dooooooooooooooooogs!
Awesome :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
beautiful, good doggies!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:54, Reply)
This is a link post Generic Company A needs you!
Honest Facebook corporate site
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 'like this photo if you used to be a child too'
Hahaha - so fucking true! Im sick of shite appearing on my news feeds of friends commenting on posts such as 'LIKE DIS PIC IF U WOULD SAVE THE CUTE DOG AND STOP IT FROM DYING HORRIBLY'
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to get some new friends

(johnsonthemegafauna, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU MONSTER!!!
That cute dog died because of a lack of likes on its picture, it broke its heart :-(

4EVA BURIED IN MY GARDEN
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *digs up, considers*

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It was anything but fresh by the time i buried it, i was sorry to see it go but i got a good few months out of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I live for the crumbs that fall from your table, Bready

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post :-(

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 'If you don't click like on this post, we'll assume you're a racist'
That did it for me!

*Awaits anti-Facebook-link brigade, dons asbestos suit*
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
i not only liked the page but i now follow them on twitter too.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:05, Reply)
This is a link post Apple diversify into sandwiches I made this!
Apple are to open sandwich bars in all of their high street shops.
(jurassicpaul, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a problem.
She was just eating it wrong.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
No word on whether the edges were rounded or not though..
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol
Yeh, it was going to have a 'retina display'... then I realised that didn't make any sense
 (jurassicpaul, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a link post PonyCraft 2
My little pony Vs starcraft.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post looks a bit cloppy
I'm not playing that!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This My Little Pony cartoon looks incredibly violent.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a link post 50 Shades of Tedious Fuckery NSFW
Blog basically describing 50 Shades of Grey blow by blow, in a way accessible to those with a modicum of intelligence and self respect. This ones the latest post, worth reading from the beginning though, very funny.

NSFW just to be careful with the written swears, no naughty images. Also not sure people want to be associated with 50 Shades in their workplace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I know a lady who reads this. I very anti-porn. When I pointed out that porn can take written form, she blew a gasket.
unfortunately, not mine
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, from what Ive seen it reminds me of this quote
"Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken" - Isabel Allende
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Or this one
"Women don't sweat, they glow" or

"Women don't fart, they toot."

If someone would only use a feather on me, I could finally get rid of this damned chicken. Starting to smell a bit gamey.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post i love maddox!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Inner Goddess' is one of many bugbears Redlemonade has, this bits great :)
"She decides to go down on him - and guess what! – she has no gag reflex. Well of course not, she's been genetically engineered for sex, after all. Which is SUPER handy. Mid blow-job, she thinks to herself “He’s my very own Christian Grey flavour popsicle” and just when I thought such a thing was impossible, it makes me hate her even more. Also, she’s so delighted with her new found skillz that her “inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves”. My inner goddess wants to murder the fuck out of her inner goddess.

Would you like to see a list of all the annoying things that her idiot inner goddess does? Of course you would.

She:
stops dancing and is staring too, mouth open and drooling slightly
sits in the lotus position looking serene
jumps up and down, clapping her hands like a five-year-old
stops jumping and smiles serenely
glows so bright she could light up Portland (maybe she's radioactive)
makes a very vulgar and unattractive gesture at him with her fingers (him being Paul - one of the dudes that inexplicably fancies stupid Ana)
jumps up and down with cheerleading pom-poms, shouting yes
does backflips in a routine worthy of a Russian Olympic gymnast
smacks her lips together, glowing with pride
bounces up and down like a small child waiting for ice cream
is going to explode (I really wish she would, then we could dispense with all of this fucking stupidity)
looks like someone snatched her ice cream
lies on a rug eating grapes and tapping her fingers impatiently
hops from foot to foot
has her pom poms in hand - she’s in cheerleading mode
spins like a world-class ballerina, pirouette after pirouette
has a “Do not disturb” sign on the outside of her room
pops her head above the parapet (someone PLEASE SHOOT HER)
pouts, failing miserably to hide her disappointment
does the dance of the Seven Veils
basks in a remnant of post-coital glow
leaps up cheering from her chaise longue
subconscious and inner goddess glance nervously at one another (KILL THEM WITH FIRE!)
pole vaults over a fifteen foot bar
stands on a podium awaiting her gold medal (for being a fucking TOOL)
backflips off the podium and does cartwheels around the stadium
hides under a blanket behind a sofa
sways and writhes to some primal carnal rhythm
endeavours to look brave

LADS. I would LOVE to say that I made some of those up and you had to guess which ones I invented and which ones were actually in a book that was PUBLISHED and that someone got PAID TO WRITE. "
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
Why does no one ever talk about their outer goddess? Is it because they resemble the Venus of Willendorf?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Small but important clarification:
The author wasn't paid to write it, they did it off their own bat out of their love for Twilight. They put it up for sale and several million members of the public somehow heard about it and wanted to buy it.

Yes, they did get a 'legit' deal from the initial success, but that doesn't change the fact it was written with no expectation of reward. I haven't read it, not my thing, I have no comment on the perceived quality or lack of therein.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
excellent quote!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 'I very anti-porn' ?
you are??!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "Is" dear, "is"
I cun't tpye todau.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, i know. damn uneditable subject lines!!!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I LOL'd at that

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
he called me a cunt, didn't he?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The difference between 'Erotica' and 'Pornography' is...
"Erotica celebrates sex, pornography exploits it."

The 'Shades' books definitely fall into the second category. They are most certainly not great literature.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is the one that is wanked to?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post erotica celebrates wanking, pornography exploits it.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The Eurhytmics
Possibly both
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a link post Storefront makes people disappear
Rigged screens make people think they disappear. Simple but nice.
(moistness, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate cutaways of people smiling and pointing in these things.
So contrived. But nice video :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
clever trick.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Illusion, miss fortunate
A trick is something a whore does for money... or cocaine.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiz_Wobplcs
 (godspants, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
Arrested Development is a great show! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait for it to return.
Holding off signing up to Netflix until the new episodes arrive.
 (godspants, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
i wish they would hurry up already! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Dtsx-VGG0
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Coolest mindf**k ever!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha I love that one :D

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The kid on the scooter is my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)
This is a link post Oh no, my brains.
The Best of Hans Moleman.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Hans :-(
That cemetery scene is brilliant though :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Though I prefer Ralphisms.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought
that this scene put an evil twist on Ralph www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dJznTAwLSY
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved the Simpsons in its prime

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a link post Whitey - Stay on the Outside

(DaftenDirekt, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post British Boy Stumbles Upon Extremely Valuable Whale Vomit
You just can't make this stuff up!


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Happens more often than you'd think
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-526465/Rare-whale-vomit-net-dog-walkers-500-000.html
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I ought to go to the beach more often

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly Charlie!
Animals does not live in houses!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Down with this sick flith!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I've seen stuff
Like this on the beach.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think anybody buys it now.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Precious hamburgers?
/Futurama
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
Chains up whale...shows it photo of Piers Morgan £££
 (loci, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post I like this,

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I like them too

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A few bottles of Brown and a bag a chips ..
the Bigg Market girls could be yours :D
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I vaguely remember...
..some sort of study done as to why there were so few prostitutes in newcastle, the result was "why pay for it you can get it for free at the bigg market". Whether the study was real or not doesn't alter the fact that that sums up the bigg market perfectly
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely you don't speak of these virtuous lasses!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post absolutely not
they don't appear to be bigg market lasses as they aren't bright orange
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post They're also far too dressed.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post And I thought they smelled bad
.... on the outside.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish they had English subtitles
Did & did.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post did before you and did before you.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post God i hate that song.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems to be the new "Friday"

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *shudder*
pure torture.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Gizusaringwillyapet

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *sound off*

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
sound pants
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as good as
Cookie Monster - youtu.be/-qTIGg3I5y8
 (I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Cookie monster
can do no wrong in my book. his is a vast improvement on the song.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:39, Reply)
This is a link post this is truly fucked up. The Hand Thing...
I loves it!!!!!!

*edit*

oops. sorry, I pressed the wrong button. apologies to all those who have seen this before. and nods of respect to all those who haven't seen it and now love it!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of a Reeves & Mortimer sketch ....
but more fucked-up.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post mega more fucked up :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Freaky!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Shaye St. John.
You're a bit late to this party, sadly... 'her' site disappeared a couple of years ago, and although a lot of the content is now on youtube, just the site itself was fear-inducing.
Here's my fave clip of hers... I'm pretty sure I've posted it on here before, and probably dozens of times on /board.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tshapyOroxc
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i did a bit of research
sounds like he was found dead in a bath or something...

t reminds me of Early John Waters/ Divine stuff, with lots more added FUCKED UP!!! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post Waterboy patrols the desert at Burning Man NSFW I made this!

(MisterSaunders, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Bring out the gimp :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I see boobs there?
oooh, saucy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I really want to go to Burning Man someday.
Don't think I'd be able to contribute much, but I just want to experience it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to experience
the boobies.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf6hA6TY
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a link post WWII Air bomb detonated over Munich 28/8/12
Set 10 buildings on fire and took out most of the windows locally.Bombs...we know how to build 'em!
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Who dropped it? RAF or USAF?
"Controlled explosion" my arse by the way. That bomb did just as much damage as it would have done the night it was dropped...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering this, would have been good to see a few photo's before they blew it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post But surely if we knew how to build em
it should have exploded when we dropped it 70 years ago?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post that long ago, wow,
seems like only yesterday
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post We've just been biding our time until they let their guards down.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It had a delayed-action fuse

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe that some bombs were dropped, only to go off
when people tried to disarm them, they were booby-trapped - ze Germans did the same thing to our boys to reduce morale amongst the home services.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's right
Certain cluster bomblets have a strange habbit of doing the same thing and becoming much land mines.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Amadeus, Amadeus!!!
I've been bitching about you again! *points down*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god that looks nasty!
You should really go see a penis doctor about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I did. He said it was JUST like a normal penis, except MUCH bigger.
...oh, and he asked after your micropenis & whether you've actually found it yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly no.
I am rather forest like down there at the mo, but I'm afraid to shave in case I lop it clean off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post you should try a hair removal cream
I hear "veet" is particularly effective
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Any idea on the effects it might have on the bollocks? If you have a link to some reviews that would be grand!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post don't worry they make them bright orange to warn people
and attract children.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Matbe they'll lob over an old V2
just for old times sake.
 (roysin, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Take that, Jerry!

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a link post Related to the image challenge,
made me laugh anyway.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post Best moment in Spaceballs. NSFW

(Fluffster, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post "Lets make some stupid noises and drag a one-line gag out for an entire scene! It's funny because we're doing it on purpose, WINK WINK!"
Americans are terrible at comedy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheer up.
Have a biscuit. =)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post haha - your quoting yourself!
oh wait, that's not funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Americans are terrible at comedy?
But haven't you seen funnymancharlie? Or Daniel Songer? Or Seinfeld?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Did Seinfeld ever make you actually laugh ever?
The country that produced Cheers and Frasier never has to hang it's head for shame in the comedy world.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I MUST watch Spaceballs tonight...
Thank you. Thank you kindly!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i remember this film being really funny...
but this is destroying my memory of that.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I watched it the other night,
it's not quite as good as I remembered it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the problem with that Michael watsisface
He was never all that funny. Cool at doing Hendrix guitar solos, but not a lot else. I swear I can hear him almost laugh at 0.42

Funniest line in the movie is "Oh, your helmet is so big"
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Spaceballs makes me feel like the only sane man in the world
I love Mel Brooks - Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles are among my favourite movies - but Spaceballs is horribly, awfully, painfully unfunny. Why do people like it?

It's the only DVD I've ever returned to the shop for being rubbish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess they love to see the piss get taken out of Star Wars by something that isn't a special edition or prequel

(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Spaceballs, in a stupid and corny way.
Could barely watch most of Blazing Saddles though. The humour just didn't compute.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Brooks is hit-and-miss a lot of the time for me
Some absolute gems swimming in a vat of overused cheap gags.

Robin Hood was good. (How much of that is down to Cary Elwes being able to deliver a line I'm not sure).
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of the main characters are pretty well played in that, which helps.
The Sheriff of Rottingham is a lot of fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post History of the World Part 1 is his best work I think,
especially as Spike Milligan was in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a link post George Carlin On Religion NSFW
NSFW - based on a few swearies, but it's all written, so just tippex over the bad words.

Does what it says. I was inspired to look this up based on the question of the week and people's ignorance towards religion. He summed it up much better than me though.

Joe Bless You.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFBIoDxPO8o&feature=relmfu
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post r/atheism,
known throughout the rest of Reddit as "circle-jerk"
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post r/atheism
is by far the most "reddit" place...on reddit; i.e. people trying to win shitty little internet points by joining bandwagons.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds familiar
CAC, GC, ^this.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post +50 Internet points
You can get 20 seconds of porn now
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a link post Mormon family values
Paul Ryan's wife "tends" to her sons. Presumably the one on the left was "done" first, hence he's a little tired...

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 (prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post do all americans wear beige trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post only the ones with family values

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Except when on holiday
where it is compulsory to wear a baseball cap, beige shorts with your choice of torso coverage tucked into them. Footwear can either be sandals or trainers but the law stipulates your socks must be pulled up far enough to make your toenails bleed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that description,
better fits most British and German tourists that come to Florida.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice theory
But Ryan is Catholic, I believe
 (David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Romney who's a Mormon

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a Romulan. I have proof.
The Federation must be alerted.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's as maybe
She's still tossing off her son though....
 (prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a link post Crabstickz kills 99.9% of all germs... I made this!
...the other 0.1% comes back to bite him in the ass. Not literally. That's being saved for a sequel.
(blinky the fish, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a link post Campaign for Mr Hanky to be the official mascot of Rectal Cancer
I know this is GC. It was me that posted it before.

My friend, whose cancer blog I shared here too, sadly lost her fight at about 7.30PM UK time yesterday.

I wanted to share this half serious, half tongue in cheek campaign she started again. Yes, it's self indulgent of me, so what?
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear that matey.
*hugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You have my condolences
Good idea too
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Sorry to hear that
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuinely sad to hear that.
"tongue in cheek campaign" though!? Urghh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha.
She would have appreciated that.
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post how old was she?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 43

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post is it common for it affect someone so young?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
my condolences.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear that
remember reading her blog a few months back.. Sorry for your loss.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post that's rubbish dude.
condolences.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ....
My condolences...

And I think Mr Hanky for mascot is a brilliant idea. It would be sick if the idea had come from Joe Public but it's utterly fitting coming from someone who suffered from rectal cancer. Black humor, gallows humor, at it's finest.

She sounds like a wonderful person and I hope this wish of her's comes true....
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad things :(
Have Matt and Trey been contacted directly? Sounds like something they'd be up for.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear of your loss
I subscribed to Bizarro Patient Zero's blog and found it very interesting and darkly funny.

My Hanky would be an apt mascot.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for your loss
This is a great idea. Clicks again...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear that scarpy.
x
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post Elephant Man sketch I made this!
A sketch wot I wrote for Radio 4 and found just now in the depths of my memory stick.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post <groan>
nice one ;0) which show was it on?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Recorded For Training Purposes

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post haha braw :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)

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