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This is a link post Beetbox
Made with a Raspberry Pi
scott.j38.net/interactive/beetbox/
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 4:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Super Nice
My Raspberry Pi just gets used for emulating old Dos and Atari ST games
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a link post A sniper speaks
Pile of great doco's here: www.journeyman.tv/ there's also a YOUTUBE chan.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 3:31, , Reply)
This is a link post at last, VICE print a decent article
Explaining rave culture to the Americans


(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post i stopped reading
at the mention of skrillex or however its spelled.
yay. totally shit article. but that may just be me. har.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 2:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a good old piss take
with some serious criticism of how big business sucks the soul of of good stuff (I'm a proper old raver, so I loved it :)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 2:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough,
i might just be old and pissed... ;)

oh and.. american
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 3:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Decent article but some live drumming can be good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk819DtuWlk
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This is a normal post I remember seeing Who Made Who supporting Soulwax
and they were awesome, all live instruments
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 7:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"You pop a pill, because it is singular, and you take MDMA because it is a powder, making it plural"

MDMA should be consumed in crystal form. If its a powder its probably been adulterated.
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This is a link post 2001 A skull trumpet.

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This is a normal post what the foose?
:)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think someone might have beat you to it :D

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This is a normal post I never expected to see this again...

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This is a link post Exotic Meats - Horse available
For those of you like me, who after hearing about the sudden withdrawal of horse meat from the UK, had a sudden and uncontrollable urge to go out with a bowie knife and cut a large chunk of rump out of some local 'Chealsea' or ' 'Serephina''s beloved Pony 'Peregrine'. Now you won't have to risk getting a hoof to the chops! They sell Horse Steak online! Totally unadulterated by lovely cute daisy-cows!

Edit - Python Steak also on there! Gonna get my self some frogs legs too me thinks :)
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This is a normal post Crocodile meat is in certain french supermarket here.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I Understand the fuss about this
I really do. I have no problem about the fact I may have eaten Horse as I would happily order a steak a la pony if I had the chance as I eat meat.
If I buy cheapo burgers, I fully expect to pretty much be eating a tiny bit of beef meat with some ground up eyeballs and anus and uncomplicated spine.
The general public though, as we should too, expect a certain level of confidence in our food packaging information.
It's all well and good scoffing at people who happily eat any old machine recovered meat product, and should expect any old shit in their burgers, but culturally we do have things we accept as good eating. In this country Horse aint one of them.
If the DNA had been of hidden snow leopard or tiger or kitten, would we all be so amused? Oh it's only an animal, we eat cow right? It's meat, animal, and we can eat it, and it won't kill us.
Horse is one of those meats we can accept as a food product, mostly, along with the very intimate insides of a cow.
The fuss for me about all this is not so much the 'NEEEIGH Redrum' as the 'fucking hell, what's to come?'....
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post not gonna say TL;DR, cos i did read...
but yeah, agreed. processed meat bad. real cuts of meat good. four legs good...
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's more about misrepresentation...
...if the packet says beef, you expect beef. Even if that beef isn't of particularly great quality. If there were horse burgers I wouldn't have a problem eating them though I can understand some equestrian minded people objecting.
However, horse meat/DNA masquerading as something else? Kind of suggests dodgy dealings regarding the suppliers. Especially the Irish ones. Maybe some racing horses didn't quite make the cut...
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure though
that many of the people complaining about it either wouldn't buy these burgers anyway or do buy the burgers but are also happy to buy cheap ass sausages whose ingredients start with the words "Meat (25%)"

There's far far worse in sausages, and they are labelled just as badly.

People are angry but they don't know why.
If it's because there was horse DNA in the burger, then why is that a bad thing?
If it's a labelling concern, why are they not also condemning the sausages as well?
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are limits on what can be sold as a sausage.
There's a minimum permissible meat content. Products with less meat have to be sold as something else - so if you see something sold as "bangers", for example, it's probably mainly breadcrumbs and brickdust.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheese is a kind of meat.
A tasty yellow beef.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fc_2BxVurM
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This is a link post pure gold
Baby Cakes made by Brad Neely is something that blows my tiny mind!!!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff
i forgot about this guy
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post check out China, Il
he did a fully animated series, which I hated to start with as they had proper eyes and shit, and I felt that it had lost some of it's magic

but it's full of genius!!!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7WZZT7VTi0
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *bokes*
:p
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's awesome!
I recently watched Dear Reader, Wizard People for 100th time but I've
never got round round to checking out his other stuff. But now I shall
because it's clearly brilliant
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Grandma's Cheese...

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This is a normal post That's fecking ace.

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This is a link post Whites only laundry
Oh Tom :(
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best laid plans...
*click*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post *thread jack*
apols herbs but gavin whatsit just said 'we love horses' on newsnight and some technologically privileged and talented b3tan needs to do something with that clip, something special. here endeth this public service announcement.
i'll watch your vid later x
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post so glad someone said that as i wanted to...
BUT, watch this vid NOW, big lols,
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post i lol'd
i lol'd big. needs a 'u' though.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
pedant that i am, i'm sympathetic to Webster and his motives. making english easier for forrins in the most multicultural melting pot of the era and all that.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
satirilols
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey russy!
How's the bun in the oven?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
7 weeks away. (gulp)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Crikey!
Almost burnt at the edges! Woo hooo!!:D
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 1:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha very much enjoyed that
poor old Tom :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone should show that clip to the manufacturers of this Aussie brand

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 6:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's absolutely brilliant...

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a link post How Star Wars Conquered the Universe
A book coming soon (written by an acquaintance - the link is to an interview of the author by another acquaintance)

since Star Trek Wars are such a favorite around here...
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This is a normal post Gets a click from me 8)

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This is a normal post That's me on the right with the cool shorts!





May not be entirely true
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think there is anything in the rulebook
about that.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a link post I was getting all annoyed that the media
only ever show people with Tourettes who have agressive verbal tics. I was linked this by a friend as this wonderful person squeaks and says the word 'biscuit' a lot.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post She has a great website...:D
She does swear sometimes too..:D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just watched the clip of her on This Morning from last year
and I was knackered just watching her, it is just constant and must be very draining. Good for her though, in raising awareness.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrfFk2ZKDpk
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post cunt!!! *spits in mums face*
sorry, i'm of the age where I'm afflicted with the show "John's Not Mad" which when you're 12 was purest comedy!

now I'm a bit older it properly breaks my heart. but Tourettes Hero is pretty damn cool :)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The next day at school was ace, everyone was doing impressions of him.
Rather like the Joey Deacon thing.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post *belms*

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the day the entire school-age population of Britain developed Tourettes...
I remember it well!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post happiest day of my life
haha

I bet all the teachers remember it too, with the horror
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to get wrecked with me mates
and at some point we would put on John is not Mad and wet ourselves. Funniest thing ever. Wouldn't be so funny it it wasn't sad.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 4:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know whether you saw it
but there was a great vid of three guys trying to set up a holiday camp for Tourettes people. It looked like tremendous fun; I'd stay there (Laughing with them, not at them).

EDIT: Here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCUYUBOnzk
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I watched that a while back, it was really heartwarming to see them pulling together and trying to help each other and others out.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Only about 10% of tourette's sufferers are affected by coprolalia, which is a separate condition that can occur independently. Although it's understandable why most attention is payed to the minority...it's fucking funny.

Interestingly, deaf people with coprolalia swear in sign language.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The second part of this comment
has blown my mind. Do the other 90% sign random words if deaf?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Basically yes!

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It amazed me too.
I've no idea about the other 90%, but it would seem likely. Being that tics are physical there's always the off chance they might accidentally sign something.

A different type of condition, but there was a guy who used to live near me who had no inner monologue. He had to do a running commentary of everything he was doing and thinking. I was stood behind him in the chip shop once and was privy to the intensely difficult time he was having in deciding between fish or chicken. Then he called everyone mother fuckers when they said it would be a 5 minute wait for chips. I had to leave hungry, but full of mirth.

As amusing as it is from the outside, must be so exhausting.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that too
I am yet to see it though. :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Biscuit!
Squirrel!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 3:02, , Reply)
This is a link post NOT SAFE FOR DRUGS

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Broken???
*Confused*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Takes a second to load
Lots of GIFS
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post =(

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Doesn't work?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hated that song

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a link post "Look at our bag! Look at our bag! Hey! You guys footballers? Look at our bag!"
Presumably DaFaC
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this some sort of new Andrex Advert?

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could have been a very different outcome
if it happened in Korea. Or Tesco.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post mmmm puppy burgers

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why did they carry them off? Just grab their collars and they'll come along. Especially if you're holding a wurst in your hand.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, that's not a wurst!!!

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
loves a bit of sausage(dog)
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This is a normal post Wow! You both have taken this down a path that my pure mind would have found inconceivable.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

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This is a link post Trippy Gnomes I made this!

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post autobiographical? :p

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post autobiographical?
Yes. When I was kid I had this idea. I also used to dream of a
skeleton running screaming down a hallway like this man.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are a woman now...

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post you'll be a woman soon

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This is a normal post have you met marcellus wallace?

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zeds dead, baby

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Marcellus Wallace does not look like a bitch
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I said god DAMN!

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris

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This is a link post wunderground personal weather reporting service
great web site that tells you the weather outside your own front door , if you have a personal weather station , that is .
oh and you then need to connect it to your internet connection and make sure its turned on and the battery's are good etc, i cant see why you cant just open your bloody door and look. this isn't my station and i dint live there so please feel free to sign him up for junk mail and all sorts of spam and crap and possibly saga over 50's insurance, you know. the one with the nice lady that does the not dead but nearly bit and you get a free pen as well , or is that the other one with that bloke who looks like he is dead but no ones told him? i get so befuddled by it all.

any way have a rummage and see if any one near you has signed up and then you too can enjoy the benefits of not looking out your front door to get your doorstep weather report.



and i am spent
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used their API for a while after Google shut down their own weather one.
Spazzed out after 500 hits (unless you pay of course). I've since switched to Yahoo's instead...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm a dog and I like socks

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a dog and I like socks
ace!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's awesome
ha ha
rock out with your sock out.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impress your canine friends.

(, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
This is all sorts of awesome.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post My rottie eats the toe off my socks

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post our golden retriever charliemungus
eats socks and some times in the morning he has half a sock hanging out his arse hat needs removing. may even take a pic of it one day just so you can all say you saw a dog with 6inches up its arse
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can already say that.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rotties shit more than they eat, trufax

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha that's more white socks than I ever owned in my life
gwan pooch!!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are attracted to the stale semen.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who isn't?

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me, for one.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure
Next you'll be denying having a cum box.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
That was ace!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you told me there was a toon with the words 'dogs' and 'socks' in it......
and it would be this good, i wouldn't have believed you.

as it is, I do, and it is!
*clicks like a loon*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit good

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This is a normal post That track was by Husky Du?

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that System of a Down's new track?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
I fucking love this.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful dogs
Nice socks
(, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Only Foals... I made this!
All the news in one handy package.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post These horse jokes are trotting out like nobody's business now.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post canter you take a joke?

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post burgers

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post just checked the sell by date on my tesco burgers...
and they're off.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's the third time
I've heard that today.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa now
Let's not get too upset
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm as angry as a fucking horse in a burger
a burger in a pun.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post We need to halter these jokes and reign the puns in

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post that remark...
just spurs me on.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't you see...
i'm back in the saddle.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're the
mane man.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You were a non-runner for the last four days?

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post sorry...
someone at work claimed to have made it up. with hindsight, by his usual standards, it's way too funny.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post sheesh! maybe I should have said lol at the end of my comment
Wasn't meant in a harsh way : P
It's been on twitter a few times and facebook etc.
BUSTED!
p.s.
lol
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha top work fella :D

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a link post unknown artist's work sold for millions*
*well millions of rand
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Politics and art

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a link post 2 dogs skyping
A cat would never
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's brill......
clicks doggie style.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like the couple that used to live above me.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a link post The Courteeners singing about something or other
♫ You own a tank top, you own a tank top, you own a tank top, Yooou own a tank toOop ♫
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post the hairdo
THE HAIRDO! lol
I wonder where they come from.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spam sperm

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sperm Spam

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:34, , Reply)

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