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This is a link post EBOLA IS NOT REAL!!!!!!111
Well that's alright then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I always trust Ghanaian sources
second only in trustworthiness to Nigerian lawyers who send spam emails
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Bacofoil hat on
Using '4' instead of 'for' in the first paragraph really adds to its credibility.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Bacofoil?
that's what the Government wants you to use.

Only buy effective tinfoil - 100% proven by scientists - through my ebay shop.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They didn't
'4' is used in a purely numerical sense. Still, using digits for low numbers is lazy..
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post his blog seems balanced
wonder if he's noticed that his Ghana post unintentionally seeks to discredit his other anti-Obama, anti-US Government, anti-Black people posts, as those earlier posts are posited on ebola being real

what a twonk
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't tell if this is satire or not. It's like the talking points for right wing talk radio.

(felixcoen, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The footnote doesn't help clear it up...
NOTE: POLITICALEARS.COM DOES NOT KNOW IF THE INFORMATION IN THIS ARTICLE HAS MERIT. HOWEVER, THIS NURSE FROM GHANA IS DESPERATE TO GET INFORMATION OUT TO THE WORLD. TAKE IT FOR WHAT IT IS AND DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post he's in too minds whether to believe it
what she says reinforces his conspiratorial right-wing view of the world
she's black
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The more I search the more confused I am.
?????????? So confused
 (felixcoen, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I ALWAYS trust news sources that use three exclamation marks.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post AND CAPITALS!!!

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 for utter credibility

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's this kind of willful ignorance which makes me think,
why do we even bother trying to help any Africans at all? I'm all for providing aid and effort on the assumption that it will be accepted for what it is, but if our doctors get attacked by a bunch of stupid cavemen then we should stop and let evolution kick in.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post we certainly never see people being willfully ignorant here in the west
we're all smart like that
 (Roxon, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I also support telling ignorant westeners to go fuck themselves.
But the difference is, willful ignorance in the west results in very few consequences as we have enough people who know their arse from their elbow to keep things running.
In Africa it results in the deaths of thousands, and it could have been avoided if they had known some very basic information that we teach to the youngest of our children.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, yea it's grate

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post We fucked that place up good with out colonialism
And since then there's been no lack of multinational corporations or pill peddlers making a good profit from the poor, uneducated people in African countries. Plus they've got their own problems, Liberia was in a civil war just 10 years ago. It's really no surprise at all that there's a lack of trust to western healthcare workers over there.

Also, it's really stupid to think that the epidemic wouldn't find it's way in a major fashion to just about everywhere if the seemingly exponential rise in cases is stopped real fast at it's source.
 (Roxon, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post How ironic
given what I just posted above^^
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:16, Reply)
This is a link post Absolutely brilliant crap advert video
The funky soundtrack!
The slinky models!
The backflips!
The guy in the oversize captain's jacket!

Kids, we're going to disnae!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *Pssssst*
[whispers] "We've seen it".
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, the original link disappeared, and it's worth seeing!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing classier than hefty girls in stiletto heels marching
ever so slightly out of time.

I approve.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post * sings for heafer and heafer by Demis Roussososososossodopolus

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
This is a link post Pac Man air hockey
I need some ritalin after watching this...
(Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.hazza.me.uk//roger.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
That's amazing, and now the office ear worm...
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post minutes of the board room meeting
'what do these yellow pucks look like that we can sell to children?'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:11, Reply)
This is a link post mean tweets number 7
erm, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Selling due to recent events...
Let's hope that the seller has deleted Gill Sans and Perpetua from their list of fonts, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Gill Sans being the BBC's font of choice?
Where does the Perpetua font reference come in? Was Eric Gill a nonce and Christian Martyrs were involved? Or has that all just gone completely over my average intelligence?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Eric Gill
recorded in his diaries the details of his sexual... er... "experiments" with his sister, daughters, and dog.

and he designed Perpetua.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaahaaa
*learns*
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit of a lunatic
Good to know he was 'devoutly religious' whilst he shagged his sister, daughters, and.. dog
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Just googled what the bible says about bestiality.
It says both he and the dog should have been put to death.

Poor dog.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
it would feel a bit hard done by; raped and then put to death
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You certainly are a font a knowledge.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post His description was to the letter

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post your
type make me sick. Coming over here, all bold as brass, just to underline our inadequacies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post John Baskerville
had an affair with his housekeeper en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs_Eaves
 (80s child, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Noncey cat looks noncey.

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post The No Go Zone...
...Sounds like fun though...
(jingle_man, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post 'I've developed this on my own'
all I need to hear
I'm out
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The follow up...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA2GbEdixL0

Apparently he now has an agent and is off to Hollywood.

I can't wait to see the inevitable rom com where the character played by Ryan Reynolds learns the error of his ways
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel like I've already seen that film

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "Above this line you have the Danger Zone"
"This is where you have your redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffany..."
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not taking dating advice from a PC World manager.

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this hard

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post PC World Managers
would probably be too busy calling the police to be offering dating advice if they'd just looked at your hard drive.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Suprisingly entertaining

(I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post Confession I made this!
Hey! Here's a good cop/bad cop sketch I co-wrote with my buddy TomSka
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post not bad

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post bet she's jealous of his ample bosom

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what severe depression & the affects of medication does to you

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post feeling bad now :-(
that's put a real downer on my day
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post But then again, you have a funny video to cheer yourself up
/pro salesman
 (I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post no
I'm afraid Tom Ska has made me miserable
but then, that's what Tom Ska does
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *effects

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post fix'd

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post nope.
(though I was deliberately missing the point of what you wrote for comedic effect, so meh)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post back to comedy school

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Up yours, Pieface.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried several times to edit it but it's not saving the changes
Broken Britain
 (I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post new one around here, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^roid rage
(I'm never getting tired of this)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that's apparent you terrible internet bully
/ac
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You LOVE it.
You slag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Romance isn't dead, eh? EH?
off for some time
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
This is a link post Embola is coming, be prepared
Radio phone in this morning, jump to 2:33:10
Dad doesn't want his daughter to go to school unless they can wear a mask to protect them from Embola... but doesn't wear one himself.

Also the government is lying to us and are going to exterminate everyone on the Isle of Wight then use it as their lair with the rich people because we're all fish.

I think he needs to seek a bit of sympathetic counselling before he becomes one of those folk you read about who kill their family for the good of their health.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post the school might get hit by a metorite tomorrow
best keep them home just in case
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post There is some merit in the systematic extermination of all human life on the Isle of White, because we are all fish
I would actually relish the opportunity for genocide if but to stand before a judge at the Hague and justify it all "because I was a fish."
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post also Louise Mensch says if you vote Labour you'll get Ebola
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/16/louise-mensch-pins-tory-election-hopes-on-ebola-outbreak_n_6000072.html
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post They're all at it
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/13/ebola-ukip-aid-labour-mp_n_5976856.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard it was the lib Dems in revenge for us all laughing at them

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't put is past them.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard from a friend of a friend
that its God's wrath for us legalising Gay marriage
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ebola is almost an anagram of Obama
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Embola is even closer!

(sithemong, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
What a great Dad.
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Has anyone
Found the FB page yet?!

I need to know more, as it's going to start next week, that's the day after tomorrow.
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's this one..
www.facebook.com/pages/Embola/326745804195506?ref=br_rs
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Normal for Luton

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's what The Goat sounds like...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post nice Bart Simpson tattoo
what had he written on his forehead?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post think it says 'chin'

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post can medically cleverer people confirm....
are surgical masks there not to protect the wearer, but rather to protect others from what you spread (like a surgeon coughing into an open wound)?

There are also countless laugh out loud moments from that, personal highlight "Well, are you GAAAY?!"
 (MarsLandingParty, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Ebola was transferred on contact not airborne anyway

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes there's that too, maybe the mask is to stop his daughter licking people?
I'm not sure anything the chap said in the whole interview made any sense.
 (MarsLandingParty, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post when I was in Hong Kong a co worker was wearing one as she had a cold and didn't want to pass it on.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post overheard conversation about ebola whilst partaking in a coffee and book
their topic of conversation was ebola, hordes of Islam, hordes of immigrants, saving christianity, the end times, and how to survive when society crumbles

I almost stood up and whacked them both in the face. But I didn't. I shot 'em instead.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That was interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll save that for later.
Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
This is a link post an American who taught as a professor at Switzerland’s top university was denied Swiss citizenship
after local officials ruled he did not know enough about the region where he has lived for 39 years
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post man fails questions in test, internet outrage ensues

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Regardless, the Swiss can fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post back to Swissland
and they can take their chocolate with them
I'm gonna make my own chocolate. With hookers and blackjack.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post serves him right for not being able to name six neighbouring villages
and uninterested in the current political issues in Einsiedeln.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post His face probably didn't fit
- wasn't there a film about swiss policemen following around a person who was applying for citizenship to see if he came up to standard? I forget the name.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is this news?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post can't believe you overlooked this article linked on the same page
www.thelocal.ch/20140929/giants-penis-bloom-in-basel-bigger-than-ever
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry my mistake
it's like GC in reverse
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post iirc citizenship is 'granted' by communes and it's nothing
new that it's a bit hard to get.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post even the Swedish Royal Family is having trouble gaining citizenship

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know the case, but that sounds about right.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a low/grass level thing so they really get to decide if you fit in or not
and you don't have very much to do about it
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I made it up
but glad someone is taking me seriously
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post oh you.
I've spoken with certain person bearing academic
interest in similar issues about two weeks ago
and he mentioned some celebrity that couldn't
get it lately, so I've thought that might be it.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
This is a link post Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming
Something to cheer us up and forget about the impending world war / ebola apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Waits for no man.
I prefer Going Out West on this LP, that's the good one.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post If Chris Morris did documentaries
Watch until the end
 (skintagain, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!!
They think they're people!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
They're like a well oiled machine
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post D for Detonate


A to Arm

Everybody fucking knows that, shirley?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post from your days in Red Army Faction?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe.
Didn't the Americans train them how to use the bombs properly? Eh?! EHH!?! AmIright??
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
This is a link post "Over 17 billion toilet paper tubes are thrown away each year.
That’s enough to fill the Empire State Building. Twice."
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to do my bit for the environment
by putting all carbon based packages, paper, cardboard and plastics in the bin that's going to landfill - D.I.Y carbon capture. All this recycling nonsense is just a cost saving profit making exercise. Always has been, always will be. If we were really serious about C02 levels the answer is simple - grow trees, cut them down, bury them and repeat.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You speak sense
My cardboard goes in my own compost. Some of that carbon will be broken down by decomposition and released into the atmosphere, but once you've layered it with weeds and kitchen scraps and turned it a few times it makes beautiful stuff.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post why not just plant trees upsidedown ?
Oukx save on the burying bit
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't really visualise how much that is unless it's expressed in Double Decker Buses

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post or unburnt cumboxes?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post My preferred unit
is Wales. As in "an area of rainforest half the size of Wales". Maybe they could tell us how much of the Principality would be covered by toilet rolls.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post judging by the smell of the place I would say wales doesnt use toilet roll on a regukar basis

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we have established units of measurement for the 21st century:
-Double Decker Buses
-Jumbo Jets
-Wales
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot Blue Whale.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post also
The Moon
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You're all thinking large scale, what about the smaller measurements.
Like thumb nail and credit card.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This should help
www.theregister.co.uk/Design/page/reg-standards-converter.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What no pin head?
pfft
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Vern troyer coukd be the standard meadument for how big things are

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Use mine to start the fire.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That really doesn't sound all that nuch to me.

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post All the shitty bog paper used could fill Wales twice.

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and no one would notice any difference.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)
This is a link post Its Friday!
Lets have some Musical Ruth....
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post no...
Let's not
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Did she show you her wimple once?

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Please don't scroll down without typing "Amen"
your Amen is powerful
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 1 Amen = 1 Like

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "Share" for the Grace of God
and the fellowship of his sufferings
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
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 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This guy was in my home town one night
Very random thing to do with your spare time
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I think its great.
Someone just milling around trying to make people laugh.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post yes....
I know plenty of people that think they are the life and soul of everywhere they go, they also think they are funny, they aren't, they are cunts. And this person is clearly mentally unhinged, thrusting their irritating rod Hull'esq humour down everyone's throats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post need more people like this

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You never see the Musical Imam in Bradford any more

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh that's wacky isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)
This is a link post Ex "Mp" Mensch appears to have lost her marbles.
Clearly it's labour's fault for ebola
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post All that coke and violin listening.
The comments are golden....
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly are.
She's been smoking some bad shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Married to the manager of AC/DC
im sure she doesnt do any of that sort of thing, oh no.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know who she was until I looked her up on Wikipedia
"Following her resignation, she warned women against regular consumption of alcohol which she associated with her diagnosis of ADD, a type of attention deficit disorder.[51]"
So a drunk with attention deficit disorder then. I guess that explains it.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Just playing with Devils avocado here...
In the event of an large outbreak in this country you're going to need an authoritarian government to do the necessary to restrict movement, keep the infected quarantined.

I can't see Wallace doing that.

Plus the chance to see Cameron doing a photo op on an ebola ward is worth it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The Tory Party are eviscerating the NHS
He will let 10,000 or so die, then he'll say the only way forward is privatisation.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post If there was a cure or effective treatment then i'ld agree.
There isn't apart from hydrate and hope for the best.
I can do that at home and not infect health workers.

Also since when has Labour been the party to trust with the NHS?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Since they invented it?

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That party died a long time ago.
Brown and Blair just wore it as a skin suit for a while.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This idea every party morphs into the Tories is just ludicrous and lazy politics.
I could never see the Tories introducing a minimum wage,working families tax credits, 50,000 more GP's - 100k more nurses, Irish peace process finalised. (Brown/Blair)
On the other hand we have tax cuts for the rich (with more further down the pipeline), disabled people 'not worth the minimum wage' ,cock pictures sent to newspapers and two MP's defecting to UKIP as the Tories are just a dried husk of a party. Didnt even get voted in last time and haven't held power in nearly 20 years.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I say that?
No I don't believe I did.

But if you want to put words into my mouth try these.
"Every party morphs into whatever shape they need to take the centre ground"

BTW the Irish peace process owes a lot more to Clinton Mowlam, NHS - PPI, Selling off gold reserves for a ludicrously low price.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The gold reserves thing is a big 'what if?'
PFI was the only way to upgrade and renew a totally shot health service which had had nearly zero investment under Mrs Thatch.
Oh, Mo Mowlem was a Labour Politician (from Coventry too)
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I know Mowlem was a Labour, it's just you didn't seem fit to mention her despite working like a legend to secure the peace.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair, I'd consider voting for a party that promised to send pictures of their cocks to the papers

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *Starts political cock party*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Party logo?

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post A better question is
When did they stop being the party to trust with it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Around 1997 I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post But there's not going to be a big outbreak of ebola.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *saves comment for future gloating whilst gushing blood from every orifice*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post wouldnt trust either party to follow the advice of health professionals
Expect ineffectual kneejerk reactions from whoever's in charge
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The Tories appeared to have been until they got asked repeatedly why they were not screening at airports.
Looks like they cracked to public pressure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post 21 day incubation period anyone?

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was my point, but thanks for putting it up in large print.
BTW Labour was also putting pressure on the Tories via the media to be screening at airports.

"Labour MP Mr Vaz said: "Our immediate response should be to tighten regulation and introduce measures such as screenings at airports, train stations and ferry ports to ensure that this deadly disease cannot take more lives."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29555452
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done, your typing is unusually accurate for once.
I'm guessing having Cameron's wang in your mouth focusses the mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Were you this scared when we had the possibility of a SARS outbreak?

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Scared? Quite the opposite.
It's going to be the perfect opportunity to do some walking dead cos-play.

I can't wait.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone making a moron out of themselves on Twitter
how unusual
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Have!

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Been

(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed

(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Again

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait to see what mentalness she's going to pull out of the bag to top this one!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand twitter- how would you see this if you weren't "following" her?
And why would you follow someone so ghastly, or are people sharing this to antagonise friends?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually it was shared by my current MP.
I follow my current MP. He's nice. Although he doesn't have breasticles and batshit views.

I thought twitter was just about following mentals and hurling abuse at them anyway?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ....."have breasticles and batshit views"
I wonder if Amadeus is on twitter?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
most of the Twitter links we get here, or reported in the news, are just those of people fucking up and making cretins out of themselves. Classic point at the person making a mistake and mocking them. It makes me cringe almost as much as people typing bollocks onto that platform for vanity and 'me me me.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Sames goes for the amount of people here sharing Daily Mail links.
Deprive them the oxygen of publicity and they'll either go away or not.
Either way you don't have to read them any more.
Which is nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post Buttock-clenchingly useless machine
A little invention from my mate Fred,
 (Bids How much is that window in the doggy?, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post deja vu

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post True
but nicely done methinks.
 (Bids How much is that window in the doggy?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post He's got a CO2 laser cutter?
I want a CO2 laser cutter.
Where's my CO2 laser cutter?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:34, Reply)
This is a link post Shiitake? Bum-block? De-stress with a cock-like mushroom.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what mine looks like

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I do something similar for stress relief

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 16 Oct 2014, 23:29, Reply)
This is a link post Fella who trolls Tinder - Tindafella
Ironic?

instagram.com/tindafella
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Grand
Great beard.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post In years to come people will look back on beards like those
and think the seventies were the height of style
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
and think the seventies Edwardian era were was the height of style
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Tinder - check
Instagram - check
Desperate to be ironic - check
Cunt beard - check
Whats not to like!!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonce beard.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes an Internet hipster comedian

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That rarest of species

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I was reminded of "Dean and Nigel Blend In"
Dean and Nigel Blend In
 (daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Iconic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the pig story on his site that got me...
Story here:
www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/09/swigging-pig-hogs-18-beers
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post Necromancer
Another gem from oglaf.

Warning for n00bs*: this comic isn't NSFW but the rest of site generally is.

*as the kids like to say nowadays
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post oglaf is a treat
bit of a nuisance to get both easter egg texts.

It's drawn by a girl iirc?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think there's two authors, don't know if they both draw it...
Is there a way to see the second text other than looking at the page source? That's the only way I've seen it.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I've written a quasi detailed reply here, but it didn't get though?
*through

In short- yes, you could see it under old Opera. I think custom
css might be the answer too.

Yes, she draws it, from what I've gathered.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post some really excellent ones

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post got introduced to Oglaf through b3ta
its totally my kind of thing
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's also my story

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and I think I'm probably responsible for popping your cherries.
YOUREWELCOME
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ...I'm not enterily sure, I've known oglaf for a long time
that's true for b3ta too, but I wasn't a regular then.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I can confirm that Tab Hunter popped my cherry
it was unsolicited and painful
but eventually enjoyable
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)

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