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This is a link post Best of the Bushisms

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That first one is a bit lame.
The government of any country which doesn't employ defensive strategists to think about new ways in which their country might be harmed is not doing it's job properly.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I sort of agree.
The one that puzzled me was all the piss taking Rumsfeld got for his "know unknowns" speech. I thought it was an excellent way to explain the basics of intelligence gathering to a room full of idiots who were bleating "how could you let this happen? Why didn't you know?" He did actually miss one out though, "unknown knowns", where you have information but fail to realise its relevance or pertinence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably his 'merkin accent, innit

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post They might have been bleating 'how could you let this happen'
on the back of a military that 'defends' it's country with a military budget which is more than virtually everyone else on the planets combined

and yet failed to detect the rise of a bunch of psychotic Wahhabi hard-right fascists on it's radar, born in a country which was supposedly one of it's allies

or something
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The reason he didn't talk about "unknown knowns" is that it would have been an admission of fault.
Two of the 911 hijackers were well know to be senior Al Qaeda operatives by the CIA, but inexplicably they were allowed to enter the states, and the FBI was not alerted to their presence. Although they were 'known', what they were up to wasn't, and they weren't being watched. Unknown knowns.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes... the unknown unknowns was actually excellent.
It might sound a bit clumsy at first, but it really is the simplest way of explaining the concept of information which you do and don't have. It's a shame that Rumsfeld got mocked as though he was the stupid one, when he was attempting to dumb it down for those very people who mocked him.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid people think tautology is stupid,
But it ain't necessarily so. But this is a bit stupid, but it doesn't make it wrong: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Not qute the same but
Buffalo buffalo buffalo ... etc.

(I'm not typing it all out on my phone).
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "An uneaten stone lion."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-Eating_Poet_in_the_Stone_Den
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post what he said was well formed and interpretable
It's just a terrible, inadequate, slimy answer to the question he was given.

Rumsfeld had just said that intelligence showed that Iraq had actively worked on getting chemical weapons out to terrorists. That was support for why the US was actively planning to get involved in Iraq.

If someone then says "Does that evidence actually exist? What is it?"

It is not a good answer to say "There may be evidence out there that we don't know exists yet," when you're getting ready to invade a country.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
but he says "our enemies dont stop thinking about new ways to harm our country or people...and neither do we" inferring the USA government is also trying to harm the USA and its citizens.
 (Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You misunderstand.
If you're going to defend yourself from a threat, you first have to think about that threat. So if you're enemies are thinking of ways to harm you, you should attempt to think of all those exact same ways to harm yourself so that you might be better able to defend yourself when it happens.

Certainly Bush said some daft things, and the way he said this was clumsy and open to ambiguous interpretation, but this isn't nearly as stupid as some people want to make out.

(And you mean "imply" not "infer".)
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You are gunmetal AICMFP

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol.
Don't get me wrong, I think Bush was a bit of a buffoon, but that there were plenty of other better things to mock him for than one which requires willful misunderstanding on the part of the mocker.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it requires being quite lenient to interpret it your way.
While technically you are correct, given the context...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post God I miss him

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Funniest thing ever. I hope he is not ill or something though.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that one has good bits too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cay8GC9N8ak
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Did he really say, "Thank you your holiness, awesome speech"

Class
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post He's probably a really funny bloke if you chat to him normally
Terrible President though...such a puppet. Almost feel sorry for him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet he's not.
Always struck me as a nasty, over-privileged spoilt brat who had everything handed to him on a plate & never required to actually engage his brain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
that is how i've always viewed the guy, which I always found to be acutely terrifying
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget the Daddy issues.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post he had his fair share of struggle with pretzels though

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post what's remarkable is
through all that he still believes that humans and pretzels can coexist peacefully.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember seeing a documentary
which followed him whilst campaigning to be president for his first term. He came over as very charismatic and charming. Seriously!
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to remember the Dalai bleeding Lama saying that Bush would be one of his 'ideal dinner party guests'
because he was a warm, charming, funny man who cared about the world (I'm paraphrasing here)
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Prolly high on massive drugz
The sandal-wearing, vegetable-rights-and-peace, tofu-bothering BASTARD.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss Bush, was nice being able to criticise the president without lefties jumping on you.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
on


 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post women have had sex with that^^^^
Jesus women, have a word with yourselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Wanted Prescot all for himself.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't this at the top of the Hit Parade for a while?

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha just played on 6music :)

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Again?
Didn't he do this last year, or the year before? Does he have Alzheimers now?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 2012?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I've actually watched it now.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he know it's Christmas time at all?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly awful... perfect for crimbo.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:08, Reply)
This is a link post I like it
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1255083
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post haha spot on
without doubt one of the most quotable films of my life. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you fly, Bobby?
The great news is it also works in song format: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkl9InsTrRQ

(See also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBlzybA1aP0)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post State of the art Bang Bang

(LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
This is a link post 12 Amazing Pub Sheds - You Would Love To Have In Your Back Garden I made this!
While you are at it Shed of the year 2015 is open for entry stick that in your newsletter or something, you could be on the telly, Channel4 Amazing Spaces next year - if you make the shed grade.


anyway some great sheds that are pubs have entered but here are just two





 (I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post pissflaps new fave band
#5days left

can't remember which other board member is in the #5days left camp but its either fadge or happytoast although i could be completely wrong

anyway, this song is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post well know one else thinks so you WEIRDO

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup that would be me!
Due to a poor penis photoshop.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post you didnt get one of those Indiam photoshoppers to do it for you ? again

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes they're my bestest band!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:40, Reply)
This is a link post down with this sort of thing

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hear, hear

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Protest to be led by Bella Emburg & the Roly Polys.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post They are going to try and ban 'strong verbal abuse'
that seems a little bit weird
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You missed a comma there, you utter shitting fuckhole.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What else would you expect from the editor of the Daily Mail?
Since he sacked all the real sub-eds the Heil has more typos than the Grauniad these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The Guardian is truely awful for typos.
They should sack the editor in chief.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a bit lippy for a newbie
Who's sock puppet are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It HAS to be Tabs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabs is so mauve

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post moderately purple?
that doesn't look healthy to me...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post And female ejaculation??
That's also an odd one. Can't really see where they're coming from. *cough*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Factual accuracy.
The scientific debate is still heated though. *coughing fit*
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the last piece of evidence I needed
Now I can PROVE that Chris Morris is writing real life!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:06, Reply)
This is a link post Achilles' Eel - Toast I made this!
Achilles' Eel is back! Hooray! And this time he is making sure that the toast doesn't burn!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
AEaC
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely true
and FACT
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Achilles. That eel is fecking useless.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I don;t know why he doesn;t give up n the little shit
he keeps saying it will all work out but it never does
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The rage of Achilles is mighty.
I think he should have popped the eel up his bumhole and farted him straight at the camera. Achilles would have been arrested but the LOLs would have been worth it.
 (Leemondus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll mention that
might be goer
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Eels up inside ya!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w
 (teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh yes that is good innit

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding work from the team in the Extended Screaming Dept.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it takes a huge team
of behind-the-scenes heroes to get a scream that long you know
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:59, Reply)
This is a link post McWhoops

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes.
I thought this story had similarities with something else recently. Ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Disgusting filth
Where's my copy?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post On the reverse side
How many people out there on receiving their discreetly packaged "BangKok Backdoor Bangers 3" feel terribly deflated
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post So these people got free porn through the post... and they're COMPLAINING about it?
Honestly. This country.


I mean... err... THAT country.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post So people that ordered porn have received a dvd of children doing summer school stuff?
Oops.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post "Her father described the film as "absolutely disgusting filth"."
So he watched it then.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Repeatedly.
Just, you know, to make sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "inaccurate material"?
Incomplete cut I presume?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
This is a link post Beautiful, just beautiful. The words, the video, the whole production

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post sometimes the terrorists should win

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post this IS terrorism.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar I'd shag her so hard that spunk would fly out of her eyes.

(Leemondus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a woman?!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post it moves in a mysterious way

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks very Tim & Eric

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post does that mean that Tim & Eric are very good?
or that these guys are very bad?
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it!
I Like it!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd buy that for a dollar
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nutted but she still suckin'
 (UTB, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post When did RoboCop turn into Cat from Red Dwarf?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "excuse my Cwrismus"
That was amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Even the dog at 2:20 is horrified

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel violated.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:04, Reply)
This is a link post The Putter
One for those of you who like seeing someone with a skill be awesome at it.

They're only down the road from me and really want a pair now.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Your game of golf must be appalling.
Those are clearly scissors.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you just accuse me of playing golf?!

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, he did.
What are you going to do about it Golf-Boy?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to post this
to celebrate the arrival of by beautiful, shiny sharp scissors from Ernest Wright & Sons. It's only taken them about three months to ship (they took two years worth of orders in a single day when the video first came out). Lovely product, lovely people. So go and buy something that will last longer than you, but you have 0% chance of getting anything delivered before Christmas. I'm still waiting on another order I put in in September.
 (I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post £50 a set!
Nice film, but a silly price for a pair of scissors.

www.whiteley.co.uk/household_general_purpose_and_diy/1962ss85_kitchen_serrated_85_inch_P617.html
 (Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the cut price.
*gets jaikit
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 18:08, Reply)
This is a link post All I want for Christmas...
....is a DJI Phantom and a million fairy lights
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)
This is a link post Ping Pong Football?
Yeah I'm not really sure either, looks difficult!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite impressive

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, the guy on the left makes the same mistake EVERY time
Also, "Football ping-pong", surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Funnily enough, a mate and I were heading a ball to one another the other day.
I think our best was three in a row.

To be fair though he is the elephant man
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
This is a link post Give the frothy coffee lover in your life a surprise this Christmas with Sweary Stencils! I made this!
B3ta combined industries (lumpytuna and happytoast) bring you an exciting new way to be rude to someone over a hot beverage.

Decorate a Cappuccino with popular phrases like Cunt, Twat and Toss Pot, present it to your guests and laugh as they are deeply offended.
Or if you're feeling anarchic use them to create wonderous cake designs at your local village fete.

Feel free to suggest new designs, we've covered all the obvious swears and the obligatory Goatse, but there's plenty of room for more :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
Perfect for the disgruntled Starbucks employee
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post sneak it under the lid of a vente skinny caramel mocha frappe latte to go.
They'll be drinking a crudely drawn cock and never even know it.
 (lumpytuna, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I want this to actually happen
I want some arrogant twat in the City of London to take the lid of his mocha to be greeted by the word 'Cunt,' and the Daily Mail to go ape shit, and the guilty employee to hold their hands up and say they it just couldn't be helped
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
just couldn't be helped was an act of God
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post great idea

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually wondered the other day when getting a coffee if someone had thought of this

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried getting it going myself a year or two ago but it fizzled out
then the stars aligned and lumpytuna appeared like a magical craftsperson from the interwebs
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If this doesn't make you an insta-millionaire, the world is FUCKED UP.
I think these are great. Another secret santa present sorted! Meaty Trumps' paedo top trumps won it for me earlier in the month.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Just reminded me
hope it gets here for nans stocking filler
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like a Swastika and a dog dirt, please.
Do they work on Pact coffee?

*edit* Oooh - you've already done a dog dirt one! Fantastic. Can I therefore change my suggestion to a picture of the prophet Muhammad?

Ta.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we'll stick with cheery offensive
not burn down lumpytuna's studio offensive
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post "prophet Muhammad"??
....and thus began the end of b3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *roasts Embassy*

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What about 'UKIP'?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post woah there Mr potty mouth, there's no need for that!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, jeez... that's taking it a bit far.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry about the strong language
and adult themes
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah right, I'd drink a mocha with a picture of dog shit on it,
but UKIP?
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post TWUNT
I always liked twunt!


and perhaps.. "dry shit sprinkles"... too long perhaps?
'hot piss'?

'slurry'

or perhaps

'spiked'


best of luck with it, the world needs more comedy swears. top skills!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Pure Genius
I mainly lurk ( OK, i'm a parasite) but these are great.

Link plastered all over t'web
 (Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post cheeeeeeeeeeers :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:08, Reply)
This is a link post Christmas lights to the tune of Darude's Sandstorm
I like.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Kinda puts the X in Xmas.

(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post Apparently somebody has bumped off the guy who played everyone's favourite rape-endorser
Daniel O'Reilly (...) was a comedian, pickup artist and a social media participant from Clapham Common.

Either that or someone's a bit heavy-handed with the past tense.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it dawned on him quite how angry this character made some people
given a lot of blokes didn't realize it was a 'joke'
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post But I thought a joke was supposed to be funny.....?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's the idea
rape is a bit of a tricky subject
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he should have worn a clown outfit?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post He had a go at usvsth3m...
So he wasn't all bad.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post either that or we're living in the future

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't really follow the lead up much or see much of the comedy
maybe 6 or 7 vines

so not really positioned to comment. but when has that ever stopped anyone in the past?
so here goes. I reckon the joke was akin to Ali G but much less clever and funny. I could see who he was taking the piss out of. a misunderstanding along the lines of Al Murry Pub landlord from a few of his fans. I think he was making a joke about Ladbantz, it blew up and he got completely carried away by the adulation and attention. realised it was fucked up after a massive backlash and killed off the character and apologised.
he did get his balls quite rightly chewed off by Emily Matlis on Newsnight, which was the funniest thing I've seen of his work. but it seemed to me like his apology was sincere.

fucking lad bantz

i prefer teenthangz

or Teent Hangz as I prefer to think of it
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:09, Reply)
This is a link post Shake It Off - Vintage Motown Taylor Swift Cover ft. Von Smith
Struggling to look at the singer's face and enjoy the song but this channel is consistently great at covers
(becomingbatman, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:18, Reply)
This is a link post New Retro Arcade has been updated to include Snes and MAME support.
Still free, still awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That's me sorted this evening!
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The previous version was brilliant so i've got good hopes for this.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:03, Reply)
This is a link post Malvern Police's Take On John Lewis Ad
Couple of things to note about this video, from the Police force in my home town.

1) They have time to make it, as nothing happens in Malvern, though it is the centre of the universe.

And more importantly **SPOILER ALERT**

2) They have TWO dog costumes.
(Pesky Young Scamp, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm calling fake.
The first thing the dogs would've done is sniff each other's arses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post HIYA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post New person!
I'ld say pull up a kitten but we're a bit short right now.
Would a goat be ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not quite finished with the goat
Should be available later today.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurry up, there's a queue you know!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he wipes it down this time.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He get's off on handing out his sloppy seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Stir my goat custard

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *Vomits*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I've still not seen the JL advert.
At the end of this advert it says 'look after yourself this Christmas'. Isn't that what the police get paid for?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The police are just there to pick up the pieces really.
Personally responsibility for your own safety is needed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post They really need to arrest themselves
for wasting police time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends which bit of Malvern
Malvern Link can be a bit hairy at times
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Malvern Link
Dodgy part of town. Closest they get to it in this clip is the park.
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The dog costumes
outrank all the rest of the PCSO cast.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:11, Reply)
This is a link post Xmas Number 1?

(Queef In a Jar, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post better than anything Michael Buble is going
to projectile shit out this christmas
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post All christmas number 1s are smelly number 2s and that includes the comedy/protest ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post how did I miss that guy the first time around?
fucking funny
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)

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