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This is a link post tramampoline! trambopoline!
Injured trampoline park visitors whinge to the Beeb
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I would love to give this one a go:
www.bouncebelow.net/gallery/
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, that looks AWESOME.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post What an enlightened concept!
Awesome
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This also looks awesome......
www.walesonline.co.uk/business/business-news/take-tour-wales-latest-extreme-8623303?ICID=FB-Wales-main
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Exact same thing went through my head when I read that article :D
"Don't bring home any more old crutches!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post cretins

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post What ISIS Really Wants
"The Islamic State is no mere collection of psychopaths. It is a religious group with carefully considered beliefs, among them that it is a key agent of the coming apocalypse"

A long but thoroughly interesting read published in the Atlantic
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Zigazig aaah?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
aah hkbar
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't they be more transparent?
(ie, more like Christians Against Dinosaurs, or even Jews Against Trilobites)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Interestingly the Kurds just describe them as 'gangs'
and don't seem to pay much heed to all that spiritual movement stuff:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Lions-Of-Rojava/290140627860127?fref=nf

They've just been killing some of them who were in their villages around Kobanê :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post a army captain reported similar to me when we had a chat
this is talking about afganistan mind you, he said they were like local militia and not really a cohesive whole, more a bunch of groups sharing broadly the same goal.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Which in this instance seems to be, 'be as cuntish to other people as you can'

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post precisely

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait so they're not just Game of Thrones cos-players desperately in need of someone to play Daenerys?
This is for real?

*Panics*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post s4e8 tonight

I do hope ISIS don't rock up and spoil it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder why Anjem Choudary hasn't been arrested for defending ISIS pubilically
When people get arrested for saying less on facebook
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post bro, that is hella long article
tl;dr anyone, anyone?

also: written March 2015. This bloke time travel?
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a very long winded, but thorough, analysis
and there isn't really a tl;dr, though it is just one person's opinion and interpretation at the end of the day. But it does seem to be broadly objective, hence why it is worth a read.

His conclusion is quite stark though, given confronting this lot is inevitable
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ISIS have nothing on North Korea though

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post Live Action/CGI trailer for War Thunder
The online hyper-realistic dogfight-fest.

Wonderfully cinematic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That is epic stuff indeed!
Might jump back in, havn't played it for years, was great with the rift...
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep meaning to give it a go, looks fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have it myself
But a work colleague has it on two computers at his place with Track IR headsets, so occasionally, we have have a few beers and get a dogfight on with some 'Murkins. It's a great laugh. If, after a few beers, you manage to actually take off and get airborne.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's enough for me.
I'll give it a go this weekend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post another game that blew most of its budget on the cut scene

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW
nice Immelman turn too
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post bejeezus
like
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew!

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Amazing stuff and I loved the music (Murakami - Do not hurry)
 (ianisme, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 6:17, Reply)
This is a normal post All a Mistake
...And amazingly it turns out that the Germans Army were only actually on holiday in Russia (with their tanks). So the who thing was a terrible misunderstanding.
 (strongp, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post So the GCHQ and NSA have basically hacked the worlds mobile phone network wide open.
Obama is making Nixon look like a bloody saint these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post How else did the PCSO know that Tabs was down the Londis doing some shoplifting.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Londis?
Has he run out of Aldis that will let him through the door then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. Haven't you heard his song about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It was the skat facepaint and holding the geriatrics hostage

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fucked.

Article 8 HRA 1998 anyone?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They will claim it's for our security

But how can we prove otherwise?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think it's great. I'm never going back anything up again. If it gets lost I'll just write them to get a backup copy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post They clearly don't care about people calling others about buying some weed...
...not that I know, of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Stoned people tend only to be a threat to nearby snacks
Rather than the state
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember how people despised Bush for the Patriot Act? What ever happened to the civil liberties crowd?
Some say, "so long as you keep your nose clean, you have nothing to fear." The concern comes due to the lack of privacy and how it can be used nefariously. What if, henceforth, anyone who runs for political office, makes a comment on a website, or is a defendant at a publicized trial, has to face embarrassing, intimate, or very personal items that are "accidentally leaked" to a voracious public? Pillow talk with one's partner should not be public record if it can get a pol to resign or drop out of a campaign.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Its because Obama is democrat (the goodies) and black (only racists dont like a black prez)
If he was an Islamist it would be a perfect trinity of left wing protection here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
*A thousand copies of the Guardian rustle awkwardly*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, I thought he was white? Isn't his mother white?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Obama is actually from Moneygall, Ireland.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone in America is from Ireland

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah! Because the senate is, like, in his pocket! USA USA
Think two seconds who is doing what and why. The current prez has no say in what should or should not be done - they even fucking stopped the budget twice - the cunts are cunts, just make sure you realize who the bigger cunt is before spewing shit about some no-power prez.

Keep the 'obama iz a dork' somewhere private, eh?
 (macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have a carer we need to contact when you have these episodes?
[edit]
No, it fact I would like you share with us how Obama is blameless despite being Commander in Chief, for 2 administrations overseeing the biggest mass surveillance of the general public the world has ever seen.

Go on, justify it or fuck off and keep your postings somewhere private.
Ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
I knew it was those evil Republicans all along. Poor old Obama.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard Bush Snr and Bush Jnr spitroast him every morning before giving him his orders for the day.
It's tragic really, to think of all the good Obama could have done if only he was allowed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE OBAMA ALONE!!!!
I think you are an evil racist. The man is a saint. I bet you work for Rupert Murdoch. Scum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He also killed Lucy Beale and had his CIA mates brainwash Bobby into confessing.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I read a headline about that
enlighten me, how does a ten year old go about killing an adult?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what i'm saying he couldn't have! It was Obama wot did it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah...
they've already got their full quota of half a dozen ethnics so as to truly represent the demographics of east London. Any more non whites in there would just make it totally implausible and unrealistic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This story is obviously fake.
There's no photo of a hacker typing on a laptop with gloves.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post So another Snowden slide that "might" say something is interpreted as it "definately" says it?
Sounds like this could be another "direct access to servers" interpretation to me. I do wonder: what's to stop Greenwald etc just flat out making stuff up?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
fucking sick of subscribe messages though
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Although i like his stuff. Dolly Parton 9 to 5 made me laugh
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)
This is a link post Proof that even if a person has no business touching or messing with something, they will, and then act like the victim.
Actually, turns out quite lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
So I pressed the link to say that I do
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post what's behind this door?
sarin gas. enjoy!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I like pranks like this
so much better that the "it's a praaaaaank dude" ones where someone has just been physically assaulted or offensively insulted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this so i clicked
but i will not like share and subscribe to their channel because they asked
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more happy hipster music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eb6P6f8Tu0

When is this genre going to die?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I was listening to Happy Hipster Music before it was hipster approved.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwxbDpysHGI
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post your Hindu temple has been vandalised

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh look at all the people engaging with the creative!!
Cunts.
Bet this is for some big ugly company pretending to be all cute. Pricks.
(didn't bother watching it to the end)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I should imagine there is another cut :
"Open the door to bright colours and fun with iphone...BUY AN IPHONE, BUY AN IPHONE, BUY AN IPHONE!"
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i did not like this
thought it was fucking lame and lazy . sorry bout that
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post What In Blazes....?
Lamest. Video. Ever.

Couldn't they have put a fella in there naked from the waist down, with a raging mongrel? Or a devil baby. Guaranteed hilarity with a devil baby. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoxXMy-NStk

// and if the video hadn't already made me shirty enough, at the end some plonker with an EXTREMELY punchable head appears and asks me to subscribe
 (Big Ramifications, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 23:26, Reply)
This is a link post fuck me this is terrible
In almost every way possible
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Pissflaps endorses this.
And by 'endorses' I mean "wanks to"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He 'endorses' nearly everything though

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they
ripping off your cows? Is that how you found this?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah someone emailed it to me, so I had to check
Its been posted here before about 4 years ago, so I might have already seen it and wiped it from my memory.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Uggh, all the people who think they can sing but need that space echo and 17 overdubs to do it.
I would send a letter on official looking letterhead to Eurovvision telling them you appreciate the use of your intellectual property and are pleased to allow them to use it for a 15% usage fee, a 25% post-usage permission fee and $50 catering fee of all their advertising revenues.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's special.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody Hell

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ich bein
ein Urban Gangster" - How can anything with that golden line ever be described as terrible?
 (littleben hasn't anything funny to put here, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Goodness me
this is so bad it sort of bends around back towards good, but completely overshoots good, ricochets off hatstand, and lands in a steaming pile of what?

(Are they using your cows at 0'35?)
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, the cheeky monkeys
although I am more concerned with their crimes against music
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This vaguely had promise at 0:12
But I was subsequently left feeling disappointed, and slightly strange
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Sums up my life prefectly

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post as somebody currently living in bavaria
this is exactly what life is like.
 (johnsonthemegafauna, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Dig these Swiss groovers
youtu.be/-4w5LXN4as4
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing featuring big jugged blond women is ever 'entirely' terrible … but I know what you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the nodding cows bit. Someone should elaborate on that.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post So terrible I almost liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Feb 2015, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
The blond girl times 3 reminded of this little gem, though I actually think this is great!
youtu.be/gwvqdXR3XnI?list=FLU-YxU-avMSFr6dmkjSC4ww
 (ianisme, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 6:31, Reply)
This is a link post Mouse embryo with really big brain
Evolving a bigger brain with human DNA
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I, for one, etc. etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Life follows art
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzZmU0aGmcc
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?"

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the Tories'
slogan for the General Election?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that's going to be...
Are Ukipping what I'm kipping?
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you contemptuous
of the same people we're contemptuous of?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I will need a hearty mug of tea before I can wade through that
and deduce the risk and peril we are now in
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Rise of the Planet of the Apes all over again

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Be it on a slightly different scale
ALL HAIL OUR MICE OVERLORDS
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Because chimps don't vaccinate
"…and why people get some neurological disorders, such as autism and Alzheimer's disease, whereas chimpanzees don't."

Seriously, though, how do they know that chimps don't get certain neurological disorders?
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Chimps have been kept in captivity for many years
so I suppose researchers would have noticed the symptoms

abcnews.go.com/Health/Healthday/story?id=7670616
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post captive chimps and other animals
are regularly vaccinated against human and non human infections
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:51, Reply)
This is a link post Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple (2006 Documentary)

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they drink the Kool-Aid in this one?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post JaynesTown (The Hero of Canton)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOQ5m4btECM
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Had this is my head too

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:55, Reply)
This is a link post its been a hard days night
for the folks below
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:40, Reply)
This is a link post kids try beakfasts from around the world
the little Thai kid is funneee
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
"I just found a dead fish in it, that's gross"

Because finding a live fish would be so much more pleasant.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly

Lack of decay would make it preferable
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The kid who describes coffee as tasting like cow poop should be president of the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Coffee is fucking terrible isn't it?
Its got some kind of magical emperors new clothes thing going on. Why do people like it?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wut?
But... but... coffee am all the lovelies.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It tastes bitter and nasty
It gives you a headache, after that it gives you the shakes and then it makes you rush off to the loo.

"That'll be £4 please"

Its the biggest con since...actually I don't know, it might be the most inexplicably popular thing ever.

*goes and makes a nice cup of tea*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like coffee
but I admit it smells better than it tastes
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post awww
it gives you a widdle headache? awww diddums.

Do you like alcohol?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love it, it gets you drunk
And no, it doesn't give me a headache. Haven't had a hang over in years and drink every day. BOOZE!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe you have a low caffeine tolerance then?
I used to have one when I was young, drunk coffee once and was ill for days. Like anything though your body gets used to it, pretty much like alcohol really.

It's not bitter if you add loads of sugar and frothy milk too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm allergic to milk
Which probably doesn't help (as people tell me coffee is much improved with added cow lactate)
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Legal stimulant, with a prep time that allows for breaks from work.
I don't think anybody actually likes it.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Bunch of Indian leaf juice-drinking Luddites.
Coffee is clearly vastly superior to tea in every respect, except boring stuff like health benefits.
 (I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like the look of those breakfasts right now.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the correct spelling of 'breakfast' now on /links?
Is it 'beakfast' or 'breakbeat'?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
Beakbeat?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 'beakfast'
Only the cool kids got the memo
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great!
Click!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post They missed out English breakfast - a cup of tea and three silk cut.

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post And a Scottish breakfast: two paracetamol, methodone and two cans of Irn Bru.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Now i would like to see the forrins attempt to eat marmite on toast.

(Sherbs, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post bullshit kids drink coffee in brazil

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Now we know why American adults are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how long it took to find four normal-sized american kids?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 10:21, Reply)
This is a link post Love theme from Jaws
Bill Murray stealing the show as always
(Peacocke, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This special was pretty good, and Bill Murray is terrific
I think Martin Short fared better than any of the other veteran cast people, although Chris Rock was great. It was weird to see some of their jokes completely miss, but I guess that happens on SNL regularly anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post Squeaky Shoes at the Dog Park
Arf - put a smile on my face
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "you're a bit of a spaz"
says the fully grown male adult, to a dog, whilst walking like he has shat his pants, and squeaking like he has a dog toy stuck up his ass... yeah all in order here!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post At least it doesn't involve running away from angry victims crying "it's a prank"

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a good point

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Ugh.,ugh,ugh! I've been savagely ripped to,pieces by a pack of wild dogs'
'...it's obviously the owners fault'
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:59, Reply)
This is a link post Lucy from Eastenders.
At least she got murdered to one of the best tracks of all time even though for some reason they fucked around with the track live at the end.
(Fluffster, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that FSOL?
Need to increase my collection of their stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The "from the archives" collection is good.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Vid's down
To help cushion the blow have this Eastenders Classic.

Any regulars want to try and guess before clicking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaguioYv46c
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post All about them chips
I reckon.

why do people put shit like this on the internet? why?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post And why must it be in portrait?
And shouldn't we check on the person in the background that sounds like he/she is coughing up a lung?
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Vertical stripes are so slimming

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 6:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What is he doing?!
Sounds like he has a fucking sock stuck in there..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh, Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Candle-launch!

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post There's bloody hundreds of them!
But only for 2 minutes more
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Legs eleven!

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
quick....blow them out
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post * ...* and they are gone

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
*cry wanks*
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I was about to post something similar. She's a dead ringer.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
How horrific and repugnant can you get? Obese, talentless; with obvious delusions of talent, and that

nauseating
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post bit severe mate
probably depressed, insecure etc

But good example of dunning kruger effect, not because of the singing, which was OK I guess, but because of the throat cancer dude in the background. She must have listened to this once recorded and should have realised that the chocking hazard kind of ruined anything else going on. So I'm down on this video for that reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
All about 20 stone. I laughed too hard at that.
 (Ripley isis spelt backwards is sisi, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Crying with laughter.

No tubble *HOIK*
No tubble *HOiK*
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:00 - 0:03
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZx-j0bbP18
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!!
Excellent backing vocals

Huuurrrrrkkkkkkk!

I might make a fatty empowerment song, they always seem to sell well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Die wanna wanga...
Nee Jabba no badda.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Her voice isn't that bad for an iPhone toilet singer and she's probably prettier than most of you sweaty neckbearded internet shut ins
Perhaps she shouldn't have chosen an Emphysema ward to record herself though
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks, I'm prettier than her, even with my sweaty neckbeard

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post see also: sweaty shoulderbeard

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post christ
imagine what his house smells like?
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume it's his mums house

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You see that lass...........?
........I've had her. [cough, cough]
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Tubble?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post Stormfront Bingo

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post Doll faces

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Nighmares, check.

(pahakyy, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a Jan Švankmajer casting call

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post kewpie

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Kewpie is striking

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 21:17, Reply)
This is a link post 1993 jazzy version of Eastenders theme tune (full length)
Hey /talk told me you like this sort of thing and i should post it here
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "Your call is important to us. Please Hold."

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post HA! AKA pages from Ceefax

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Coming upon BBC Schools: Zig Zag

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Zig Zag Jimmy Savile
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright MGT

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post MGT is back!
Who did 'it' then?
I bet it was the ginger one
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like the demo song on the posh keyboard at school that only the music teacher was allowed to use
while the rest of us had crappy Casiotones
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I am
surprised nobody has posted Anyone Can Fall In Love yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)

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