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This is a link post could this be the reason why some people dont like clowns?
another "prank" video were some one should retaliat and call that a prank instead
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolute cunts, should be arrested.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post What kind of reaction do they expect?
If some random person dressed like a clown, at night time, chased you with an axe or a chainsaw, of course you'd fucking run. Even if you thought it was a prank, you wouldn't risk it because we all know there are mad fuckers out there.
So it's not so much a prank really. It's actually a threatening position and one day someone will shoot them. It's what I expect and I hope they'll get off with self defence. A very real threat in one person's perspective even if from another is just a prank.
I don't know how they can't see this. Stupid cunts.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Totes agree.
I don't think 'It was a prank' would stand up as the person being 'pranked' wasn't to know it was a 'prank', was put in what they thought was a threatening situation and reacted in self defence.

It's that old thing though: once it's done they'll tell the people it was a prank and the video will be going on youtube and most of the people will laugh and go "Oh, man, you got me real good!!! It'll be on youtube!?! Great!!!". Posting shit on youtube for shits and giggles seems to allow cunts to get away with a lot these days.

These cunts should get cautioned for harassment.

I just hope more of them get attacked than we know and don't post the videos as it would be humiliating for them, unlike the above where it's humiliating for everyone other than them.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
I hope they all die in a shit death. IE, a death involving shit. None of those are funny.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post very anoying and predictable
one day some is going to pull a gun and shoot a so called 'prankster' and then try and claim it was all just a prank that whent wrong
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
The sad thing is they only get twatted once or, at the most, twice before the person filming starts screaming "It's a prank!!!!" hysterically, like running at someone with a hammer pretending you're going to attack them doesn't justify getting twatted in the face for.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmm... unsuspecting lesbians.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't call chasing people with an axe a prank,
however they're dressed.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Like I say above
it's a threat, and fight or flight reflexes will one day earn someone a hot chunk of spinning metal through the body.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 18:24, Reply)
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(, Sat 23 May 2015, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post do you reckon that if the Nazi's had screamed its a prank when they gassed the jews
they could have got away with it ?

Or when SDadman hussain invaded Q8 and screamed its a pran, he could have had a got away with it aswell?
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm certain.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe this is the defence of the Hatton Garden robbers
Just a prank
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't trust anyone who isn't at least a little bit terrified of clowns.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Gacy?

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post A nice message for you Scots

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear oh dear oh dear :-)

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd eat his mums minge all day long.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post dripping with luke-warm,lumpy gravy
with clotting runny mash.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's not lumpy, it's no humpy....

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post FRAKE

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh tell y'all that THIS is how we does it in Alabama
*unzips*
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post deleted :(

(, Sun 24 May 2015, 9:30, Reply)
This is a link post Ahahaha you stupid prick

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No more bad breath, EVER.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Poltergeist

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The driver is ....
Oblovovus?
Ablobobus?
Adloboobsh?
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post how the fuck did he not see the bus?

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet another victory for 'Google Glass'.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cyclists live in an alternate reality
As explained in Monkey Dust
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Brakes are very difficult to adjust on racers but it's well worth learning how...

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Even better, don't ride a bike that has no brakes fitted.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I should have added that being born without eyes doesn't make you an ideal candidate for cycling.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Bike clearly had no brakes and idiot couldn't stop in time. Fixie twat
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a few thoughts on this
There is something that sounds like a car horn as he starts his slowing down - that could reasonably be a crap old brake pad on a steel rim, or any brake pad on a chrome rim.

It is a weird one, because it looks like an ancient set of drop bars. He might have "Suicide levers" which would explain the shit stopping in rain.

But I didn't see any drop bar brakes at all, I couldn't make out caliper brakes on this video, so it is possible he is riding a fixie beyond his ability. The cassette looks a shade anaemic.

That would explain him losing the backend before impact, not using the front brake enough will do that. If he had a front brake... It is a legal requirement, but not all fixie riders care. I think it might be a fixie, because it looks like he keeps cycling up to the last minute, but that could be him ineffectively resisting the momentum with the pedals.

Seems to be riding completely beyond his ability, in bad conditions.

The guy us extremely lucky his head wasn't popped open.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop it at 7 seconds...
there are clearly zero cables to connect any brakes.

What is most annoying about prats like this is the psychological damage they will do to the bus driver who eventually kills him.

They need to install lasers on red lights to incinerate all red light jumpers.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Supposedly the cyclist has commented
saying his front brake cable snapped. That would explain the squeal stopping.

Nevertheless, if you can't stop safely under any conditions, you are driving recklessly, and that probably deserves a fine.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post What a prick.
That junction has 3 lanes of traffic where the bus came from and is one way, if he'd have gotten further than the bus he would have just been taken out by a car in one of the other two lanes.

Knob.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post How can you ride a bike on the roads of London
and not take extra care?
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This video is in Manchester on Oxford Road.
I ride down it quite a bit, it's fucking awful, you need to be very careful, especially as there are massive bumps all over the edge of the road, it's easy to fall off your bike into traffic due to hitting one of them.

I try not to ride in London, i really hate it.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
well, same thing applies. And northern drivers are mental!
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist!!!!

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ; )

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent way too long thinking it must be Edinburgh because of the bike festival and the accent
but it just looked like Manchester, so I googled the Gentings Casino in Manchester because I had to know. And here you solved the mystery hours earlier.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post lemon entry

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just a shame the rear wheel missed his head.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Could only have been funnier
with a Looney Tunes style spreadeagle followed by a slow slide onto the floor.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point and excellent username.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'mma gonna click "I like this"
just cos everyone who jumps a red should hit a bus.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree, not necessarily get mangled by one, just splat into the side of one and humiliated in front of lots of people.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What happens when the bus jumps a red light?
Paradox in the bus lane contiuum?
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he felt like a twat

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post and then he crashed into the bus

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the guy who ran up to him after hitting the bus just stood there, pointing and laughing at him.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://youtu.be/igCrZ23QJ0Q
(, Sun 24 May 2015, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post guilty!

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 30 seconds until they stop serving breakfast

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post so near yet so far

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I ride through red lights all the time on my bike
but it's more treating them like give way signs. Slow down, look both ways, and if the intersection is clear, proceed. This bloke was just a poor rider.
(, Sun 24 May 2015, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post because
you'd definitely never make a mistake and get nailed by a truck doing 35mph.

no. never.
(, Mon 25 May 2015, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Fap! Fap! Fap!

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post love me tender redux

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:31, Reply)
This is a link post Youtubers - one mass noise

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
No idea what all that bollocks was.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i think it was like a to kill list but in video format

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen a few other dunkey videos
He's a bit odd, but I do like his never-passionate approach to life. And driving unsuspecting people into oceans.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post got totally twisted last weekend with some lovely folks, some of them are in this film
great soundtrack :)
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post clean your fucking toilet you filthy animal!

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qoiVoSQxM
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That was cool!

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post This is more like it....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRi38xabwZ0 ;) lol
(, Sun 24 May 2015, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This stuff was shit in the 80's
Retro-shit is still shit, just hiding behind the 'oh we are retro-chic' excuse.

Fumpy old grucker I am
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Perfectly put!
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(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Filmed in a cupboard, and proud.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's all be cool and pretend we don't live in 2015.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how grainy is the last scene.

(, Sun 24 May 2015, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure why there's so much bad will towards this.
It seems harmless enough - whoever's making it is just trying to make a bunch of people laugh. I doubt it can sustain the joke for a feature length film but good luck to them I say.
(, Sun 24 May 2015, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree. It seems to be too cool for cats on here at times.
Although … you may have a more valid reason for defending it, seeing as your client appears in it.
(, Sun 24 May 2015, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post And if you like this
Look for an Australian series called "DANGER 5" its second season is very much a throwback to 80s cliche's and they're also battling Hitler..
(, Mon 25 May 2015, 2:21, Reply)
This is a link post Time and Space I made this!
Here it is, mad scientist and all for my new animation :)
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well the chorus of that is now going to be stuck in my head all day long
...thanks
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Win :)
That's the aim !
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Much less poo content
than usual
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Don't ye worry - I'm sure a new animation will re-feature the turd ! :)
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Just to make sure, cake world doesn't exist?
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It does if you have lots of ingredients, time and the will to cook
:)
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Then it shall be!
!!!
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:58, Reply)
This is a link post Get yourself to a calm, peaceful start to the weekend

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a Radox bath in a Norwegian forest

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic
I think the world now needs a Brian Blessed version
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL - click
I'll pass it on to a few of my friends who don't see anything at all ironic about insiting on 20 mins of mindfull meditation the moment they awake from 8 hours of peaceful sleep.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that made me chuckle!

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent. The work of Peter Serafinowicz, I think?
Ah, yes.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 19:30, Reply)
This is a link post Yet more Mecca vulgarity

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post great news if you write Halal elevator music

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what Muhammad would have wanted.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post What build a hotel that looks like a nine year old girl?

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post Anal probe simulator
"Patrick ... comes equipped with software that enables him to interact emotionally with the student"


(, Sat 23 May 2015, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Why called 'Patrick' I wonder

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Fitzpatrick

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a weird eye test.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It should really be Sooty or Basil Brush on the screen

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Who can guess what they use that for after they've been drinking

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Beer holder?

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what chat up line he used to hit first base straight away?

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 22:11, Reply)
This is a link post Soc.Media Rhapsody I made this!
A collaborative effort. Timewasting puntastic voyeurism. And Queen. You can't have it all.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Took me a little while - it is early in the morning. Then I got it. Lolz

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely
Now somebody far more talented than me re-record with these new lyrics
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking good effort.
i really really really like this!
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The inverse of listening to a chewed up c90 cassette
my head hurts
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good stuff!
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Utter genius!
Well done, sir!
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Very clever!

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo!
I never knew packaging and containers were lyrics in that tune.

DUNNINGTON!
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post clicky clicky clicky click click
Wonderful.
Thank you.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit
/me hands you all of my internet.. That's utter amazing!!
(, Mon 25 May 2015, 4:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks all
Glad y'all liked it. Took us two nights of online wordplay and me another two nights of video-editing. I now appear to have been banned from searching LinkedIn due to my "commercial levels of search". :)
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is entirely beautiful
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 20:43, Reply)
This is a link post Blimey, 50 is no age.
Terry Sue-Patt of Grange Hill is gone.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Boot Hill
Shame, I liked Benny.
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 2:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I must be getting old, i'm seeing more and more of my childhood personalities die.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Maybe he had a gripper
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post drugs

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post This is pretty much the story of my life
(apart from the firearms)
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh! Remastered !!
Nicely.
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post Quintishill is like the titanic of the railways
but most people haven't heard of it.

Interesting documentary about it.
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post They would all be dead by now anyway

(, Fri 22 May 2015, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Troops on their way to Gallipoli, fucked either way
Who could have predicted an iceberg on the Glasgow- Carlisle line big enough to take out 5 trains?
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 5:22, Reply)
This is a link post DVLA bans BL03 JOB
Interesting insights in to the world of suppressed car number plates
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post once people highlight the potentially bad words
you start to see them everywhere

I feel uclean. I need to repent.
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post FINALLY
some people on /board just don't know how to link properly
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Personalised number plates
= a tax on the stupid.
I'm all for them.
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nothing like a tax.
It's a commodity. Plain and simple.
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It satisfies a need, yes
but where does the money go? - the government:
THEREFORE IT IS A TAX ON THE IMBECILIC!
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post women near me has
NA57 YHO, ie, nasty ho. On a passat. It makes me laugh anyroad...
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen near me
ELV 1S on some POS. I reckon that plate is worth at least ten times the value of the car it's attached to.
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post NAZI Yehova, surely.

(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I once saw H1 DR X
which made me laugh.
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I was mucking about on the NZ licence plate site
they spot potential obscenities but didn't object to H1TL3R
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 9:37, Reply)
This is a link post Louise Menche was a bit of a groupie at Uni
who'da thunk it?
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Would now,
definitely would've then.

The dirty right wing whore.
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched a doc on AC/DC
she did a while back.
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "I got off with him staring into my eyes as he played a guitar solo"
Is it just me who finds that a creepy image?
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Also - would
(kick her under the nearest steady stream of traffic and let everyone thank me later).
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Much worse if you imagine it was a slide guitar.

(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Five hours of excruciating Tom Morello wankery

(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Who needs rohypnol?

(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You need zero 'pulling skills' if you can 'plunk' a geeetar.

(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(, Sat 23 May 2015, 1:53, Reply)
This is a link post Run the gauntlet
Don't know if this has been posted yet, but I've used the cringe edition rather than the original, as that would definitely be classed as a shock site. I only made it to level 4 on the original, as it starts getting a bit snuffy :/

This one's quite funny though - the head-butt guy really needs to learn to take a hint.
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Theres snuff on here by the looks

(, Fri 22 May 2015, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of shite

(, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah thanks for the snuff videos
Women getting stabbed, perfect start to a Bank Holiday!
(, Sat 23 May 2015, 9:09, Reply)
This is a link post Young and gay in Putin's Russia
Vice continuing to do some nice work
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 21:20, Reply)

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