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This is a link post Apposite
Glass Cock be damned...
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup
pretty much the same as tonights news
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post If b3ta lasts forever everything will be glasscock
think about that
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post glass has to be blown, right?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Antiques Roadshow Bagdhad
as above
(bonnie_prince_bob, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post They only asked for a minor extension at the back of the Museum
Typical builders never listen to the brief.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Racist place names in America

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Names should be preserved for historical records but might be time to move on

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, that is a lot

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Woman arse puppet. NSFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=duers-KYjyk
How many men do you think have pretended this is funny over the years?
[MOD EDIT - preview removed becuase of arse]
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post da fuq?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Harrison Ford discusses injuries on set

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the grumpy version

(fujiflid, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was funny.
Maybe he's off the weed at last.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post So that passes for entertainment in America? A host that thinks blowing water everywhere is funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poop!
Hahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ad libbing with a hint of script

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 1:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post "No! I got PAID!"
Made me chortle
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 4:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think HF comes across as a very nice man
*runs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a link post GC ?
Sorry if it is. I still hate xmas.
(jingle_man, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christmas can fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very passive-aggressive.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those wacky Germans

(LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Dick Beattie?
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a link post I Hate you Steve!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *walks away grumbling*

(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post WWE meets WWF

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a link post owwwwwwww my poor ears!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awww, they're giving it a good go...
(I know the girl on the left - small world. Didn't know she was in a band though)
 (Big Poe, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post NEITHER DOES SHE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to see them live on Friday in Hackney

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking weebo
you got issues.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the Frank Chickens all over again...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post My exact thought too!
Saw Frank Chickens once, they supported Nirvana believe it or not! Well, they supported Nirvana's support band, so kind of...
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't Bill Nelson behind Frank Chickens so-to-speak. I saw them doing a gig with him many, many years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea, sorry.
I didn't really get the whole Frank Chickens thing, unlike Edward Barton, who is excellent but similarly mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Am I allowed to say
I quite liked it

after the 'intro', anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post "that was beautiful"
*crawls further up her arse*
 (sithemong, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a link post 'I showed my new Spunk socks
to a friend over lunch'
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post mmm crispy

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Dec 2015, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bol-Lock Zipper
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Cheeky Monkey
GC who cares its hella funny
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Light years ahead of
Nina Conti's entire career.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a link post too soon?
feckin' love this
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every year I try to find this funny
But still I fail. What are you all laughing at that I'm missing?!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post comedians like jokes about shit comedians
actors like jokes about bad actors
website developers like laughing about bad websites
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think one problem with it is that the characterisation is very uneven: some of the jokes are the equivalent of a quick glance at the camera and wiggling of the eyebrows: would Jeremy Lion really extemporize about Prozac?

That said, "Tomb Raider" and "Nine years since SPOILER" were both marvellous lines.
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the Tomb Raider line mostly.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post spider on a stool is a good bit too

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post comedy is subjective
don't worry about it
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like it for all sorts of reasons
not least his timing is very good.

Also, you have to admire anyone that can drink three gallons of Ribena.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post His hat
amongst other things
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post the giggle gene

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoy the tradition aspect,
so only enjoy it when it is embedded on /links
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bit between the start and the end.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post When he introduced the line "Britains most wanted childrens Entertainer"
I was expecting Jimmy or rolf
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post i just can't wait
to watch this in about 12 months - I rest assured it will be posted again
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Missed 9.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every year :D
Anyone tried drinking along with this???
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Count Arthur Strong?

(Leemondus, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 1:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
I too look forward to this being posted every year too!
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 3 Dec 2015, 1:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's early this year!
Looking forward to seeing it a couple more times before Christmas!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Best Film Shoot out ever?
The Heat (1995) - The Bank robbery
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hell no.
I get bored and head for the kettle halfway through that sequence. Would be so much better at about a third of its duration.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just called "Heat"
But I'm with you; an excellent film all round.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Who Framed Roger Rabbit would be quite a different movie

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The The Shawshank Redemption would be idiotic

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Them!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Barbarella
Sounds ominous.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 1492

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The One flew over the cuckoos nest

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post while Rage Against The Machine play in the background
:(((
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the soundtrack was by The The The

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The The The Beaten Generation.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Matrix.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Star Wars
Which IIRC Lucas was going to call it, until presumably Justin Timberlake told him to drop the "The" because it was "cleaner".
 (SonofRojBlake, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Jaws

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post But why would The Who, want to frame Roger rabbit?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Without a doubt
The whole film is a masterpiece. One of my personal top 10. One of those rare films I seem to be able to watch multiple times and still find fascinatingly crafted.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ronin
Got it when I first got surround-y sound-y. The car chase with the rocket launcher thing - brilliant
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post With "Aliens" you've basically got all the action films you ever need to watch.

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even tho it hasn't aged well
I still like the original version.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't get past the acting

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post i preferred la takedown too, but on a recent rewatching, you can see why he had another crack at it

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I can see why too, but still, one of the best opening scenes ever

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post De Niro and Pacino had a falling out on Godfather II. and refused to work with each other
The scenes of them talking in the cafe is in fact them talking to a stunt double in a wig filmed from behind, and when you do see them both in profile, no one in the background crosses the screen so they could composite the shots together.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping this wasn't, in fact, true
and can't find a source for this, so I'm calling shenanigans
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can two people really be so up their own arse and unprofessional to need that?

(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 2 Dec 2015, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post they didn't share any scenes in Godfather 2
so that's is a big bag of bollocks
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post in the game kane and lynch you pretty much play this scene

(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 2 Dec 2015, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I joined up
They showed this (the firefight bit) in secondary training and said that if you do something like this then you'll be off to a good start.

Think it was choreographed by an ex Hereford chap.

Cheers for linkage and the trip down memory lane.
 (zacalicious still afloat on, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Pepper potting'
It was old Andy McNab who was the consultant for the film, specifically this bit where they press and advance while firing covering each other - moving your pieces like pepperpots. Even Pacino checking for a round in the chamber before beaching was suggested by McNab.

AND the shooting direct thru the windscreen instead of the movie "lean out of the window" - was a tactic used in Northern Ireland during the Troubles in get aways by 14 Det.

I saw it in the cinema, the gunshot cracks are so loud and jarring with the echos, proper intense - they sound more realistic than most film gunshots. Such a good film, Moby's soundtrack too.

1 of my all time favourites.
 (TheManofScience, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a link post you'll like this. your sort of sense of humour!!! NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 8:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Right on every count. 'Tis the season for snownanism.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Snow balls!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post heavy
cummer :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Dec 2015, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Santa emptying his sack, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a link post House!
Every episode seems just like this...
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 2:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post heh!

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 5:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spot on

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Brace yourself.
Also, this seems like a 60's Amy Winehouse. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA6pjqmkc7c
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post This my favorite Nina cover
youtu.be/JWzPcDtZZZo
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 2:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe I used to have a small crush on her.
I think it's her range.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 3:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yma Sumac - Popular in the mid 1950s
Nina Hagen and Diamanda Galas both born in 1955!

Coincidence or conspiracy?
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 3:19, , Reply)

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