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This is a link post Probably not a good idea
but it could be fun watching the train wreck.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 19 May 2016, 3:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Fox...

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 19 May 2016, 5:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just glad to see that every possible classificatin of human is represented, regardless of talent or hygiene.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 May 2016, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Toast!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 May 2016, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post who wants to buy an aubergine?

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 19 May 2016, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Dibs on the ballsack

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Thu 19 May 2016, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks like one very strange pair of boobs

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 19 May 2016, 6:18, Reply)
This is a normal post that's funny I've got a thingy shaped exactly like an aubergine

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 19 May 2016, 7:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Blackadder refs FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 19 May 2016, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a nice plum colour

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 19 May 2016, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
The internet
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 19 May 2016, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well doc, the book said if I could maintain an erection by putting an elastic band around the base...
but then I fell asleep.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 May 2016, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 May 2016, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 May 2016, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the shades

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Thu 19 May 2016, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post What ever you do dont look at the photo

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 19 May 2016, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what the Northen Irish accent sounds like to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 19 May 2016, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like the shit coming out of Donald Trumps mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Thu 19 May 2016, 2:52, Reply)
This is a normal post what a pile of shit!
had it been 5:04 however, it would be the best thing EVER!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 May 2016, 17:59, Reply)
This is a link post Kate Tempest: Progress NSFW

Saw her a year or two ago doing spoken word with Scroobious Pip.

Can't embed, sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 18 May 2016, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw her on her last book tour,
an experience I can highly recommend.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 18 May 2016, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He's pretty good :D

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2016, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Met her.
Nice girl. Awesome poet.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 19 May 2016, 11:24, Reply)
This is a link post Tall Bed
a short drama
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 May 2016, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post Followup to the Beach Cowboy Vitalic thing. NSFW
Nsfw for very small tits* if you look very hard and/or not French/civilised so actually offended by mammary glands.

I'm digging this Vitalic, but his original series of mixes on Soundcloud are not as pleasant to the ear as this series of Youtube BW beach vids.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 May 2016, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post * hint
They are in the preview pic.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 May 2016, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Where?

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *Spoiler
They're both ladies.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a female? If so, she reminds me of Louise Lecavalier.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post In the same repertoire
Can be more butch than your dad one minute and totally feminine the next.
Quite special - and also a ballet dancer.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know really how to describe Lecavalier's mode of dance.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 18 May 2016, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "forcefull"?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yay for little bewbs

(Twisted Technic .. as if, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always found them more fun
To play with or to simply watch walk across the room.
(Them is called Silvia Calderoni if you wanted to know)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The lady with the slightly larger bewbs is the sublime Elisa Sednaoui
Quite possibly one of the most beautiful women ever to have lived.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 May 2016, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that blond one a male who's had some 'work done'?

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Thu 19 May 2016, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a bit heavy on the testosterone/light on the oestrogen I'm guessing.
No particular complaint about her figure but I dont really find anything particularly attractive about someone who resembles the mutant bastard offspring of a union between Annie Lennox and David Bowie
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 19 May 2016, 5:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Each to his/her own
I imagine doing ballet forces the highly toned/no bodyfat figure.
She is "manified" for this film.

Love the music tho.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 7:53, Reply)
This is a link post Internet troll shits pants. NSFW
Not sure about the full story behind this. Still, quite entertaining.
(Leemondus, Wed 18 May 2016, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, I think the troll was probably right.
I mean, what kind of twat militia man was that guy? Was the troll legally detained or kidnapped? I need answers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 May 2016, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 2/10. Doesn't actually shit pants.
False advertising :(
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 18 May 2016, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Next week white cop pick on uppity nigger...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Next week?
It's the one day special on the menu that they serve all day, everyday since the joint opened.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post "Give him his bag" ...and he was never seen again.
If you are going to drag in every trollolol on the net and challenge them to a knife fight it could get rather tiring.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 19 May 2016, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The administrator isn't gay
but that fingerless glove is pretty camp.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 19 May 2016, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post Elmo sings.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 18 May 2016, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It takes forever
To find your own 'sound' every musician struggles.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 18 May 2016, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds wonderful

(Sherbs, Wed 18 May 2016, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
Adele has lost weight.
 (I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 19 May 2016, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post His Bach is worse than his bite

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 19 May 2016, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Or you could just roll a condom over your tongue.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post So speaketh the Voice of Experience.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 18 May 2016, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post use a cow's tongue, then feed the cat the furred up tongue
Keeps your cat clean and the house tidy*



*of discarded furred up cow tongues
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 18 May 2016, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Or are you a hobo?
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 19 May 2016, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post And not one of them is Japanese.
You know where they make cat socks and stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 19 May 2016, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
oh for fucks sake
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 19 May 2016, 13:35, Reply)
This is a link post An otter eating lettuce.
Ronseal floof.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post om nom nom, surely

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 18 May 2016, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post super cute

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 19 May 2016, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice marmot

(groovy100, Thu 19 May 2016, 0:30, Reply)
This is a link post Holy shit!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post some people are so desperate for some sort of meaning to life they'll follow any old shit

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 18 May 2016, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ

(Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post God squirts in mysterious ways

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Allahu Akbar

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Out of all the ways God could choose to reveal himself, that is certainly the most effective.
Bound to go viral on social media.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 18 May 2016, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post well that proves it is a shit religion
anyways i thought it was a choclate fish or a rusty sherrifs badge
unless that baby has the holy mark of the cathaholic priest.
in which case it still is a shit religeon and deserves to disapeare up its poopshoot
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 May 2016, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd still buy it...
...it's so fucking chic!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are actually better than the ones you get on Rodeo Drive.
Mommy I need one!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I got the Chess reference

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 18 May 2016, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ...so....
Just milk 'em and let 'em die and rot in a field? What the fuck are they on about? Fur I understand. Caged chickens I get, but leather? What's next? Having a cat is cruel because you're not letting it go out and get a job, or clean up its own filthy fur balls and litter tray? Wankers.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Wed 18 May 2016, 21:22, Reply)
This is a link post Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers- Roadrunner Live 1973

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 18 May 2016, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post Rolf Harris driving everyone mad in prison making didgeridoos out of toilet rolls
“He joins the tubes together with matchsticks, it’s driving everyone mad.

“He sits in his cell and tries to play his home-made didgeridoo. It’s not the real deal but it acts as a therapy for him.”
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Best part about this
Right at the bottom after this:
"The Australian-born artist is currently serving a six-year sentence for sex offences against four girls, one aged just seven or eight."
Is a link to an article called "Age is just a number"
 (TheASK, Wed 18 May 2016, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a paedo mustache if there ever was one.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 18 May 2016, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I got this:

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 18 May 2016, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post would

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 18 May 2016, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post likely to be followed by a story about someone shoving the tubes up Rolf's arse one at time and asking him if he can tell what it is yet

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 May 2016, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post A strong contender for headline of the year, surely.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 18 May 2016, 22:37, Reply)
This is a link post Are you teetotal? STOP! Teetotalling is dangerous and irresponsible.
Please think of your children the next time you put down the glass.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post all the old drunks I know are on statins
you'd need a dataset where nobody is on preventative or blood thinning medication to draw a real comparison
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not really talking about drunks
It's talking about moderate drinkers who have a drink pretty much everyday and it's a nice bottle of red, or 3 or 4 beers.

Turns out I'm going to live forever.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 18 May 2016, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post A bottle of red a day is moderate drinking?
You may wish to get your GP's opinion on that.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 18 May 2016, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post There's around five or six "drinks" in a bottle of wine by my estimate
So that would put you over the moderate drinker upper bound but still a little higher in life expectancy than non-drinkers if those studies are to be believed.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 May 2016, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "drinks" are different by the country
+ "non drinkers" aren't the healthiest bunch, better watch out for those confounding factors (similarly to people with lower than average BMI).
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 18 May 2016, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I used the American definition as the author is American.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 May 2016, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ top amount for moderate drinking is a lot less than people think, iirc about one large beer daily for a male.
Yes, 210 g weekly of pure ethanol for Ireland, the highest limit I've found. That's about one large beer daily maximum.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 18 May 2016, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Why? All GPs do is toe the party line.
The NHS party line is currently to say "don't drink at all", which is proven to definitely shorten your life expectancy.

The government guideline on "units per week" is purely a political morality statement to show how hard they are on the evil demon drink...which is why it keeps being reduced, not because of medical studies.

Also how individual peoples bodies process alcohol varies hugely with things like body mass, height and indeed your genetic makeup. Saying the units per week is the same for me (6 foot 4, 13 stone) as for a skinny midget is totally bollocks - It should at least be a calculation like BMI (well that's a flawed calculation...but point still stands).

Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 18 May 2016, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post another problem with it
is that the absolute non-drinkers tend to have a higher population of people who are not drinking *for a reason* (not just taking statins, but there's a lot of people who used to be alcoholics and are teetotal now).
So the non-drinker group would be slightly more likely to have historic health issues than the people who drink small amounts, for example.

So it might look like having 1 or 2 drinks is healthier (in fact it might be the case), but the data just doesn't reflect that.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 18 May 2016, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly enough, the statisticians have thought about that...
There's a concise overview, with links to references, here:

velvetgloveironfist.blogspot.co.uk/2016/01/doubt-is-their-product.html
 (Twangy Rubber, Wed 18 May 2016, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post Good gear
He's clearly bonkers but there's some fascinating example of ... gears in his channel.
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post that's pretty fresh

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 18 May 2016, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post smart guy
inventor of the geared 'rubiks' cube, one of the few on the scene to make a good living from it, is what I heard.
 (Melatonin, Wed 18 May 2016, 18:06, Reply)
This is a link post The Troll Song I made this!
Another short ditty from a series of campfire songs about The Internets produced in conjunction with Koit. This one's about trolls. They get longer after this, and will be released weekly from next Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Troll is just a soft fairy tale name for an abusive bully

Call them that

Trolls are subtly different, Trolling is an art form

memebase.cheezburger.com/artoftrolling

It's like when press call a cracker a hacker


Step 1, call abusive bullies abusive bullies
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 18 May 2016, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off Spagbollocks

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 18 May 2016, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
lmfao
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ferom my post on the subject:
"Let’s be clear here: by ‘trolls’ I mean people who say provocative, upsetting or even hurtful things purely to get a rise out of you and/or to disrupt conversations and communities. This advice about trolls covers a range of anti-social behaviour from childish mischief to downright malice."

So I'm not going to report a mischievous shirt-stirrer to police, but if I want the subject to remain on-track and on-topic, I am going to ignore them. So the same advice applies to both types of so-called troll.

Totally take your point about the word being used and abused, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 18 May 2016, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
oOOOoo
 (stoodles non-bio, Wed 18 May 2016, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post Merkins are building a 'historically accurate' 1:1 scale Ark
Because why the fuck not, right?
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally
WE will have the proof we need that Noah simply didn't have enough room for all those dinosaurs and unicorns and dragons and stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly could have been built by one old bloke and his sons a few thousand years ago, though!

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
Trying to make it look possible for one old man by showing the army of builders, modern cranes and forklifts that they're using. Brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 18 May 2016, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why I simply do not believe in the Egyptian pyramids. Do they think we're gullible fools?
Edit: who has the money to fund all those workers and equipment? Holy expensive!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 18 May 2016, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Christians

(SonofRojBlake, Wed 18 May 2016, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Churches don't pay tax and have an army of gullible morons at their disposal

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 19 May 2016, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit late for that
Bruce built it 2003
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone watch it long enough
to see they were still filming the building of it in Winter 2016?
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 18 May 2016, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
How did the kangaroos get across all those continents and not leave any evidence of their migration like bone fragments and stuff

religion is super crazy
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The Kiwi is a flightless bird that lives on an island on the other side of the world.
Thankfully a mating pair were honeymooning near Mt. Sinai at the time and saved Noah a trip.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post tbf, stupid as it is, they will make a fuck ton of money
Great idea business wise. All they have to do is build a boat shell and a car park and count the money coming in. Wish I'd thought of it.

edit: also at half the length of the QE2, built of wood and not built for sea it'll be super cheap.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *builds a cheap Tower of Babel*
*manufactures cheap Rahab-the-Whore inflatable dolls*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 May 2016, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt Noah make it on his own?
Or did he have cranes and machinery and a waving team of engineers too?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't you see the 214 documentary on this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qmj5mhDwJQ

He didn't have cranes. He didn't need them. He had rock monsters. I highly recommend it - it's brilliantly bonkers.

Edit: 2014 dammit.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 18 May 2016, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post that ark looks about as seaworth as The Herald of Free enterprise

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post And at 155 feet
Only a tad bigger.
How the holy fuck, are you going to fit two of all the worlds animals on a fucking ferry? Magic?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post film is notable for the line:
:"We are men, United", which, from the mouth of Ray Winstone sounds very much like he supports a certain Northern football team. Thats all I remember, apart from the fact that it was directed by an atheist who was exploring the purpose of 'story' in our sad little lives. In addition, it has the oddest performance by Anthony Hopkins as Methuselah. It solves a lot of the tricky bits of the biblical version as well.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post How come ducks didn't outnumber other species by millions afterwards and take over the earth?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post What a wonderful thought
A world run by ducks
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Duck_President
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post sharks innit
it's in Genesis 3.14: "...and when all the ducks were eaten the sharks starved reducing their population according to holy natural selection before Noah got drunk and left the Ark doors open again..."
read your fucking bible yeah?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I buy that.
All that rain would reduce the salinity in the oceans making the sharks less buoyant. They must have all sunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post but the sea floor was higher then on account of all the duck carcasses

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I suppose I can't fault the logic.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2016, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post So basically,
what they're doing is building a very large wooden shed.
Well, that's me converted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post that'll be $40 per car please
Dodo hotdogs are an extra $15 each
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 May 2016, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i've got an historically accurate noah ark right here...
it's invisible though.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's exactly like god!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 18 May 2016, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This one has historically correct forged steel joints
With Zinc coated hex bolts that were all the rage 6000 years ago.
Edit: with near absence of stringers, one would need a lot a prayers for it not to break up a the first wave...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 9:05, Reply)
This is a link post Gun Violence Archive
gives yhe running total of gun deaths and injuries by group
Total has gone up by over 200 since i last looked around 9pmish last night.currant total of gun incedents so far today is 19405 but that WILL go up as the day goes on.
And then there are the statistics for
total deaths
number off deaths etc etc.
This is only for this year and it will keep on getting higher and higher.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, but it's only in America
nobody really cares how many of those backwards plebs get shot in the name of FREEDUM
 (I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at all the times they were used defensively. As President O always says, "If we can save just one life, it is worth it."

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 18 May 2016, 14:02, Reply)

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