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BBC3 Bodyhack
Who wouldn't get an upgrade if they were an amputee?
At the very least I'd have black glitter prosthesis with a high gloss finish.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:16,
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Happy candle day!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:20,
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Why thank you kindly.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 23 May 2016, 18:05,
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That is a lot of candles to shove in your Virginia!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:52,
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She will be pleased!
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 23 May 2016, 18:05,
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Pro tip: non-lighted end first.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 18:27,
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vultures
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 May 2016, 11:31,
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ChewSpacca
more like!
amirite?
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don't get it
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:09,
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Because you are sober
Go get a quart of something cheap like the other posters.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:14,
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Chewbacca covered in shit!
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 23 May 2016, 21:00,
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wouldnt that be Phewbacca?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 May 2016, 13:02,
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Poobacca.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 24 May 2016, 14:22,
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It's actually very realistic
It looks exactly how I'd expect if Chewbacca got into a fight with a hotmelt glue gun and liquid latex, which is pretty much what happened.
To be fair it's a pretty good effort for a kid.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 23 May 2016, 22:57,
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Chewbacca
the burn victim
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Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 24 May 2016, 10:26,
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hahaha
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 24 May 2016, 11:35,
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This is what happened....
the day Chewie opened the front door and a dude threw acid in his face for hitting on his lass.
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WinnieTheTurd, Wed 25 May 2016, 20:57,
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He looks like a Wookie burns victim
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gijoel, Tue 24 May 2016, 10:49,
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haha he looks like a burn victim!
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 May 2016, 16:40,
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First Contact
shows a lot of promise this geezer
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:54,
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Haha I liked that
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:14,
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Much better than I expected
Or at least, would have expected if I'd known what it was about. Which I didn't.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 23 May 2016, 18:52,
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I was...
hoping for more details about that insurance they mentioned.
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WinnieTheTurd, Thu 26 May 2016, 2:05,
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lol
funny, but spoiled a little by use of 'kilograms'
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 23 May 2016, 19:22,
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But why?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 23 May 2016, 23:01,
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He's one of them there Metric martyrs
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 24 May 2016, 13:43,
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Haha.
Muchos LoLlos.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 May 2016, 13:39,
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I liked that!
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TSLunch, Tue 24 May 2016, 14:56,
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Haha
Well done vid that
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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 24 May 2016, 15:38,
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How about some Bev 'n' Bob?
Go on, at least stick it out till 2:25
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felixcoen, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:51,
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Is that what they call "dogging" in the UK?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:52,
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It's so popular in the UK
Centerparcs have setup Dogging Zones so the parents can join in some evening fun while the babysitter fiddles with their kids.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 21:44,
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Portugal could use a service like that
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 23 May 2016, 23:16,
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Hahaha
Nicely
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 23:34,
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Hasn't the "double entendre makes host laugh" joke been run into the ground on this shit programme yet?
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 May 2016, 8:25,
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Oh right
Knob gobbler. Bill Murray.
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Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Tue 24 May 2016, 10:41,
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Fine dining at its best
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:57,
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wowsers
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:58,
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Oh my
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:00,
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Well, with all the hipsters demanding expensive free range chicken at the same price, changes had to be made.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:06,
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On the bright side
They seem to be meeting fire regulations quite well.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:08,
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Just because they installed a rat size fireman's pole?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:46,
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You would love a fireman's pole
You dirty fecker!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 23:52,
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Good to see a family sticking together
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$$ ✅, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:03,
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It's not all bad. Rats will eat scraps and left over food reducing the waste of the restaurant.
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$$ ✅, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:05,
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when pixar do it it's adorable
but when I do it as a restaurant owner apparently its disgusting... double standards.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:07,
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^
Classic Daily Mail type comment
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:11,
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Always trying to keep a brother down
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:12,
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those rats are fresh!
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:14,
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Well
at least you know the meat in your curry will be fresh, eh?
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:17,
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UB40 will do anything to promote their back catalogue
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Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:20,
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Ha! And they were careful not to choose an Ian Campbell sung tune.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:31,
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Portrait mode strangely fitting....
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m.auron, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:35,
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Like rats up a drainpipe
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:47,
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A lesser-known hit by The Members
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyH_LGs9Tso
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Varmint, Tue 24 May 2016, 13:28,
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The Present
Delightful short animation.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:38,
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good idea
time to get legless.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:56,
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What will we do with a legless poster?
What will we do with a legless poster?
Woody ain't hardening!
Wait, hey and up it rises,
Wait, hey and up it rises,
...
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:00,
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You're Paul McCartney
AICMFP
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 May 2016, 20:33,
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How does the crutch stand up?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 23 May 2016, 19:36,
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We did have a rather spiffing lunch
but got a tad lost on the way home. Algie managed to get the crate down and we picked up a jolly fine bird for dinner. Then we showed those bally Bosh what for.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 23 May 2016, 19:07,
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I suspect it was the excellent lunch in the Managing Director's dining room that made them late
rather than the calculations
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MartinH, Tue 24 May 2016, 10:26,
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Top hole
Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
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FridgeBadger, Tue 24 May 2016, 15:24,
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RIP Leslie Nielsen :(
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$$ ✅, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:35,
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All of teh noes!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:36,
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He died fucking ages ago
2010 to be precise.
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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:37,
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fucking bullshit
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:39,
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Bullshit is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy down my list
of things to fuck.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:07,
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You are not David Truscott
AICMFP
www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 23 May 2016, 23:23,
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www.b3ta.com/links/1383493
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 May 2016, 0:39,
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:)
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 24 May 2016, 1:14,
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2016 is a terrible year rip leslie
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mongychops, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:38,
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who next?
Tony Hart?
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:38,
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Princess Diana?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 24 May 2016, 11:24,
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Charlemagne
4eva in are hartz
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 24 May 2016, 12:33,
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He can't stop dying
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:39,
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fuck you 2016
fuck you
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:40,
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This is the worst millennium
for celebrity deaths ever.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:42,
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oh no, i loved him in police cops
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:45,
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Not even in my top ten celebrity deaths
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Peej, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:45,
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was he driving that plane?
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:49,
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Shirley it cant be true
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:02,
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Pfft
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:03,
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wtf
I thought he died a few years ago!!
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You have heard of "rebirth"?
Well, this is "redeath". A new trend where famous people die multiple time for PR purposes.
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:43,
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actually yes
I remember something about Charlton Heston ages ago. Seriously did think he was dead though.
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He even made film about comming back - I think.

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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:06,
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trying to recall if I watched him in anything nice
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macroscian (1 like), Mon 23 May 2016, 17:29,
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That was Danny DeVito, easy mistake to make
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 23 May 2016, 19:01,
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i thought it was Arnold schwarzenigger in that and Danny Devito was in I now what you did next thursday.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 May 2016, 13:20,
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Forbidden Planet
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 24 May 2016, 6:58,
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He died fucking years ago.
The date on the article is 2010, ffs. This is still the third time I've seen this posted somewhere recently, mind.
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 24 May 2016, 0:01,
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Liar.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 24 May 2016, 14:36,
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What a weekend !!
Car Seat Headrest - "Vincent"
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:01,
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Enjoyed that. Cheers!
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:58,
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not a fan of the tune but the bass player earned his keep.
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cescpistol, Tue 24 May 2016, 0:50,
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vitalic is batshit mental
I have one of his albums somewhere
chicken lady is another one spaz mental
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colmcq2, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:11,
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shark film
gc?
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127 hours on a wet rock
Also out soon "When Hogwarts cleaners went on strike - The Movie" www.youtube.com/watch?v=c38r-SAnTWM
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:25,
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I reckon it could be ok
... wtf? do we really need another beauty and the beast film? *pukes
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Disney haven't done anything good since Steamboat Willy.
Always the same scenario, just a change of characters and/or environment.
"I hope no one will notice"
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:37,
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Thanks a lot, David Geffen.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:39,
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ANd let me tell you about Mermaid Princeses with swell tits
Forget them.
No pelvis, lady bits with scales and no bloody access.
Fucking waste of time.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:45,
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Sounds like a DomSez film review.
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Varmint, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:01,
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Nah
He stalks single women driving cars.
Films it.
Comments his filming.
Frankly, as shit as that is, it sure would be a good start to a police/horror flic.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:11,
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Fucking a mermaid is like managing a football team
Best to aim for a top half finish
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 23 May 2016, 23:20,
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Ah but fucking a mermaid would be interesting.
They'd have a cloaca, so it would be like taking them up the wrong-un at the same time as the nipsy.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 24 May 2016, 15:07,
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Cinderella - Mother Dead
Beauty and the Beast - Mother Dead
Snow White - Mother Dead
Aladin - Mother Dead
Little Mermaid - Mother Dead
Bambi - Mother Dead
Finding Nemo - Mother Dead
Why do they hate mothers so much!
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Peej, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:13,
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Freudian
That probably makes them all arseholes.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:20,
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most people don't know this
but Freud's mother was actually really amazingly hot
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FMIWF
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:09,
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no way
https://youtu.be/wbAF1EExpek?t=1m31s
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Camel tears off owner's head
after being tied up in the heat all day
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:07,
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That was one pissed off animal
"It took 25 villagers and six hours to calm the animal down
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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:18,
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one of those 150 man-hour projects
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:33,
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HR will be pissed
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:46,
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Took the hump at something.
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Flash_Bastard, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:49,
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Dunno if it's the same story embellished by bullshitters but here's video of one throwing a bloke:
[Edit]:Never mind. You can search YouTube yourself if you want to see it. Turns out the guy survives the throw, but closer inspecton reveals him starting out slitting the throat of the tied-up camel. Nasty.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:31,
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"...the Times of India reported."
reported
made up
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 23 May 2016, 19:16,
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see, my, vest
a modern day classic.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 23 May 2016, 13:48,
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Star Trek Beyond/Star Trek 3
Great mash up of Start Trek Beyond trailer with footage from Star Trek 3!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 23 May 2016, 13:24,
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poor Will
everyone firing at him the whole time.
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 23 May 2016, 13:51,
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indeed
b3ta.com/board/10680204
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:20,
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Same guy did this aswel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg6Sj8-b2w8
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:32,
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Woman on the verge of a panic attack.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:48,
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Roll on virtual reality shopping
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:56,
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It needs a panic button
to realize kittens playing on the lawn. I think restricting swinging combative arms might be unpleasant for both the participant and the person trying to help. Well, no bruises this time, apparently.
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Mon 23 May 2016, 13:32,
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I don't think that would work
they seem to be incapable of just closing their eyes to it, let alone pressing a button.
Maybe a safe-word, such as "Yeeeeeeeek! Arrrrgh! Eeeeeek!"
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:24,
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You're right,
but I was thinking of it more for the person not wearing blinkers, who seems already to have a supervisory job.
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Tue 24 May 2016, 4:06,
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of course
she could just close her eyes.
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 23 May 2016, 15:28,
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she sounds a bit like R2D2 at 0:18
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:53,
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Barry Owl Tweets
NSFW
Insouciantly puerile, but strangely mesmerising...

Not sure if NSFW or not, so ticking just in case.
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ccc, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:39,
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That's bizarrely wonderful.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:04,
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I see a poo and vomit theme developing
This is relevant to my interests
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:25,
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as is
#TheLiquidiestBlowOffInTheWorld
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ccc, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:34,
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might be funny
if it wasnt the same "ate too mcnug and shat myself/puked" gag over and over again
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 23 May 2016, 20:56,
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For all your river pebble sorting needs
Jller is part of an ongoing research project in the fields of industrial automation and historical geology. It is an apparatus, that sorts pebbles from a specific river by their geologic age. The stones were taken from the stream bed of the German river Jller, shortly before it merges with the Danube, close to the city of Ulm. The machine and its performance is the first manifestation of this research.
A set of pebbles from the Jller are placed on the 2x4 meter platform of the machine, which automatically analyzes the stones in order to then sort them. The sorting process happens in two steps: Intermediate, pre-sorted patterns are formed first, to make space for the final, ordered alignment of stones, defined by type and age. Starting from an arbitrary set of stones, this process renders the inherent history of the river visible.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 23 May 2016, 9:55,
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and any way that one 3rd row from the back just to left of the brown one is in the wrong place
but what about the stones inevertibaly thrown in by kids adults nazis on holiday or ballast from barges run off from roads or spoil from trenches and shallow graves fossilised mud etc
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:19,
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But it does the work of half a dozen autistic toddlers!
Also, intermediate sorting stage looks like a fish
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 23 May 2016, 12:50,
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I will never look at a river pebble in the same light again
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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:36,
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There's something musical about all that
There's some lovely sounds, tones and overtones... quite melancholic and haunting.
Almost as if the machine is pondering on the futility of existence... let's face it, being made just to sort stones wouldget anyone down.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 23 May 2016, 13:53,
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plus one
the sound more than anything was striking --
very eeire
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whosebooze, Mon 23 May 2016, 19:39,
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