Russian Doctor Explains How He Helped Beat Doping Tests at the Sochi Olympics
tl;dr
" After receiving a signal that “the urines were ready,” he changed from his lab coat into a Russian
national team sweatshirt and left his fourth-floor office, typically after midnight. He checked that the
coast was clear and made his way to Room 124, officially a storage space that he and his team had converted
into a shadow laboratory.
There, he said, with the room’s single window blacked out with tape, the switch would be made.
A colleague stationed next door in the sample collection room would retrieve the correct bottles and pass
them into the storage room through a circular hole cut through the wall near the floor, Dr. Rodchenkov said.
During the day, he said, the hole was concealed by a small imitation-wood cabinet.
In Room 124, Dr. Rodchenkov received the sealed bottles through the hole and handed them to a man who he
believed was a Russian intelligence officer."
I find it hilarious.
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tl;dr
" After receiving a signal that “the urines were ready,” he changed from his lab coat into a Russian
national team sweatshirt and left his fourth-floor office, typically after midnight. He checked that the
coast was clear and made his way to Room 124, officially a storage space that he and his team had converted
into a shadow laboratory.
There, he said, with the room’s single window blacked out with tape, the switch would be made.
A colleague stationed next door in the sample collection room would retrieve the correct bottles and pass
them into the storage room through a circular hole cut through the wall near the floor, Dr. Rodchenkov said.
During the day, he said, the hole was concealed by a small imitation-wood cabinet.
In Room 124, Dr. Rodchenkov received the sealed bottles through the hole and handed them to a man who he
believed was a Russian intelligence officer."
I find it hilarious.
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Electric eels make leaping attacks
"Essentially what you got there is an electric fence in the form of a fish'
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"Essentially what you got there is an electric fence in the form of a fish'
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cool
shame about the running and the dive bombing
but good to see "no heavy petting"
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 6:55, Share, Reply)
shame about the running and the dive bombing
but good to see "no heavy petting"
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 6:55, Share, Reply)
Rocker decides not to burn out in drug fueled fit of narcisism and becomes an English teacher.
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the rest of it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZOdVKQUxBo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZOdVKQUxBo
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LITE - Bond
A Japanese band that isn't completely mental.
The music is slightly but mostly it's lovely.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:00, Share, Reply)
A Japanese band that isn't completely mental.
The music is slightly but mostly it's lovely.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:00, Share, Reply)
That's shite
It goes nowhere and does nothing other than show a person can copy and paste.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:12, Share, Reply)
It goes nowhere and does nothing other than show a person can copy and paste.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:12, Share, Reply)
There's beauty in that there repetition.
But I know where you're coming from.
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 0:17, Share, Reply)
But I know where you're coming from.
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 0:17, Share, Reply)
Ignore Bogus
He is deaf
and this is great, subtle, modulating, weird timed stuff.
Like a very very mellow version of Ling Tosite Sigure (Will post in due course)
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:33, Share, Reply)
He is deaf
and this is great, subtle, modulating, weird timed stuff.
Like a very very mellow version of Ling Tosite Sigure (Will post in due course)
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:33, Share, Reply)
BBC News ticker written by Charlie Brooker?
*Twitter Link Warning*
I'm ever so sorry.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 20:57, Share, Reply)
*Twitter Link Warning*
I'm ever so sorry.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 20:57, Share, Reply)
Why, thank you all.
If it hadn't have been for that link I'd have merrily missed my b3taday. Bathe in my warmth.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:31, Share, Reply)
If it hadn't have been for that link I'd have merrily missed my b3taday. Bathe in my warmth.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:31, Share, Reply)
Mothers should tell their children, "One day, if you study hard and screw the porcine, you too could be Prime Minister"
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:15, Share, Reply)
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don't use embed link
use the standard one www.youtube.com/watch?v=YThc1GDRxig
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 20:14, Share, Reply)
use the standard one www.youtube.com/watch?v=YThc1GDRxig
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 20:14, Share, Reply)
Sorry read that as " I bed disabled man"
not paying attention again
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:38, Share, Reply)
I tried both - posted several times and deleted. No embed. Is just me. I shall go into the East and become Galalchemist ...
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:48, Share, Reply)
Some devices change the link to short or mobile versions when pasting. Thoses do not work.
Iz not you iz simples.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:00, Share, Reply)
Iz not you iz simples.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:00, Share, Reply)
Do they lose a lot of poor CG trucks closer to the arctic circle?
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 20:03, Share, Reply)
The Dangerous Brothers - World of Danger!!
Adrian Charles Edmondson and Richard Michael "Rik" Mayall.
World Of Danger (AKA The Towering Inferno)
Big Stunt
Torture - featuring Norman Lovett
Crocodile Snogging (which featured a live crocodile) and featuring John Bird
Flying Zebra
Exploding Politicians
How To Get Off With A Lady - featuring Edmondson's wife Jennifer Saunders
Babysitting - featuring Morwenna Banks as the wife and John Bird as the husband.
Dangervision - featuring Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry.
Kinky Sex
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 19:11, Share, Reply)
Adrian Charles Edmondson and Richard Michael "Rik" Mayall.
World Of Danger (AKA The Towering Inferno)
Big Stunt
Torture - featuring Norman Lovett
Crocodile Snogging (which featured a live crocodile) and featuring John Bird
Flying Zebra
Exploding Politicians
How To Get Off With A Lady - featuring Edmondson's wife Jennifer Saunders
Babysitting - featuring Morwenna Banks as the wife and John Bird as the husband.
Dangervision - featuring Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry.
Kinky Sex
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 19:11, Share, Reply)
Downloadable wallpaper size tiff files
Tacky and lovely, because I'd missed that link in February
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:00, Share, Reply)
Tacky and lovely, because I'd missed that link in February
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:00, Share, Reply)
They were quite clear
"All these worlds are yours, EXCEPT EUROPA. Attempt no landing there."
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:40, Share, Reply)
"All these worlds are yours, EXCEPT EUROPA. Attempt no landing there."
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:40, Share, Reply)
They is nice
And really high res available.
I have the Earth one beside my desk.
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:44, Share, Reply)
And really high res available.
I have the Earth one beside my desk.
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:44, Share, Reply)
This video made me weep
So touching what the marketeers have made me think.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:11, Share, Reply)
So touching what the marketeers have made me think.
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actually
40% cunt
35% feminist
17% cry-baby
5% busybody
2% Weetabix
1% racist
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:35, Share, Reply)
40% cunt
35% feminist
17% cry-baby
5% busybody
2% Weetabix
1% racist
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:35, Share, Reply)
change the colour scheme to red and black and this passes as a TED talk these days
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:18, Share, Reply)
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I now have a bag full of vomit
Which they are more than welcome to in order to trace my DNA
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:25, Share, Reply)
Which they are more than welcome to in order to trace my DNA
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:25, Share, Reply)
they all have one thing in common...
the "drama student" gene
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:34, Share, Reply)
the "drama student" gene
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:34, Share, Reply)
What I want to know is how the fuck they work out what pure british DNA is to start with to say that guy is 30% British
The whole of europe have been fucking each other since we discovered each other.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:35, Share, Reply)
The whole of europe have been fucking each other since we discovered each other.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:35, Share, Reply)
^this^
Nationality is a social construct, it's not in your dna
They can spot genetic variations that appeared in regions, but that bleeds across borders all the time.
Partly why the use of DNA testing was dropped by the borders agency a few years ago
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:46, Share, Reply)
Nationality is a social construct, it's not in your dna
They can spot genetic variations that appeared in regions, but that bleeds across borders all the time.
Partly why the use of DNA testing was dropped by the borders agency a few years ago
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:46, Share, Reply)
This
And also the idea that the whole world will become friends when we discover the diversity of our DNA is moronic. Humans will always find stuff to fight about, regardless of nationality, race or creed.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:50, Share, Reply)
And also the idea that the whole world will become friends when we discover the diversity of our DNA is moronic. Humans will always find stuff to fight about, regardless of nationality, race or creed.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:50, Share, Reply)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism_of_small_differences
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cynic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik
[edit] Warning: may contain Paul McBeatle
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik
[edit] Warning: may contain Paul McBeatle
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The British, especially, are mongrels
Anyone with even a vaguely seaworthy boat stopped off in Britain to trade, shag, colonise, invade and add to the language.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:39, Share, Reply)
Anyone with even a vaguely seaworthy boat stopped off in Britain to trade, shag, colonise, invade and add to the language.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:39, Share, Reply)
The Icelandic are as well
And they're fucking aware of it. Either that guy was really REALLY stupid,or he's reading a script written by someone who hasn't actually met any of them.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:48, Share, Reply)
And they're fucking aware of it. Either that guy was really REALLY stupid,or he's reading a script written by someone who hasn't actually met any of them.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:48, Share, Reply)
They can't.
They are wilfully misrepresenting their results to get people to buy their test.
What these tests look for are snips of DNA which appear in different populations today. So you might have a piece of code embedded in your genome which commonly appears in the British population today, but this doesn't mean that your ancestors were necessarily British... largely because 'being British' doesn't mean anything genetically. What it means is that a population of people you're more closely related to ended up in Britain.
Ultimately we all originated in the same place (almost certainly Africa) and this tribalism we call Nationalism is just an excuse to feel different from, or hate another group of people.
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They are wilfully misrepresenting their results to get people to buy their test.
What these tests look for are snips of DNA which appear in different populations today. So you might have a piece of code embedded in your genome which commonly appears in the British population today, but this doesn't mean that your ancestors were necessarily British... largely because 'being British' doesn't mean anything genetically. What it means is that a population of people you're more closely related to ended up in Britain.
Ultimately we all originated in the same place (almost certainly Africa) and this tribalism we call Nationalism is just an excuse to feel different from, or hate another group of people.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:31, Share, Reply)
why today?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R1a#/media/File:IE_expansion.png
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-DNA_haplogroups_in_European_populations
www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/science/21genghis.html?_r=2&
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R1a#/media/File:IE_expansion.png
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-DNA_haplogroups_in_European_populations
www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/science/21genghis.html?_r=2&
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"I need you to spit into this tube for me"
Just a bit of saliva mate, not the fucking contents of your nose.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:51, Share, Reply)
Just a bit of saliva mate, not the fucking contents of your nose.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:51, Share, Reply)
"We ran the test and it turns out you're related to plaque bacteria. The science isn't exact just yet."
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Haha - I thought that too
He didn't seem to know the difference between saliva and snot.
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:50, Share, Reply)
He didn't seem to know the difference between saliva and snot.
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:50, Share, Reply)
When they got to reading the first results, did anyone else fully expect them to say "your 100% racist."
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Yes, your parents made you a racist!
It must've taken them aaages - it's so lifelike...
*pokes at uncanny valley racist doll thing*
weeeeird
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:22, Share, Reply)
It must've taken them aaages - it's so lifelike...
*pokes at uncanny valley racist doll thing*
weeeeird
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:22, Share, Reply)
I had one of these DNA tests
It turns out I'm 50% Gay and 50% Orthodox Jewish.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:07, Share, Reply)
It turns out I'm 50% Gay and 50% Orthodox Jewish.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:07, Share, Reply)
I got 97% Jewish and 3% Neanderthal
They could just have said "You're terribly inbred and a bit thick"
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:25, Share, Reply)
They could just have said "You're terribly inbred and a bit thick"
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:25, Share, Reply)
that's a pisspoor copy of 2006's "100% English"
but without the schadenfreude of watching mouthy telly whorecunts like Garry Bushell having their "Englishness" brought into doubt..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ4rpe--i2Q
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:55, Share, Reply)
but without the schadenfreude of watching mouthy telly whorecunts like Garry Bushell having their "Englishness" brought into doubt..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ4rpe--i2Q
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:55, Share, Reply)
They tried the same thing in Somerset and the results were equally as diverse.
Some taunton folk could trace their ancestry back as far as their uncle's farm in Bridgewater
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:12, Share, Reply)
Some taunton folk could trace their ancestry back as far as their uncle's farm in Bridgewater
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:12, Share, Reply)
Beer pipeline
Bruges brewery De Halve Maan is about to open the valves on a €4m beer pipeline designed to carry vital supplies the 3.2km from its city centre production facility to its bottling plant.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:08, Share, Reply)
Bruges brewery De Halve Maan is about to open the valves on a €4m beer pipeline designed to carry vital supplies the 3.2km from its city centre production facility to its bottling plant.
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I wouldn't tell anyone if beer started coming through my taps
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anything is better than Babymetal
With the exception of Peado popstar Cliff Richard who isnt
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 19:09, Share, Reply)
With the exception of Peado popstar Cliff Richard who isnt
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 19:09, Share, Reply)
Of everything that was wrong with that video
I'm not sure I'd single out the vocals for particular criticism.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:50, Share, Reply)
I'm not sure I'd single out the vocals for particular criticism.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:50, Share, Reply)
Parkour's more expensive than I thought
given you need a helicopter to video your adventures.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:05, Share, Reply)
given you need a helicopter to video your adventures.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:05, Share, Reply)
What's the mortality rate amongst these kinds of people?
Climbing up the radio masts of supertall buildings, dangling off cranes... how many end up as puree and bone shrapnel?
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:07, Share, Reply)
Climbing up the radio masts of supertall buildings, dangling off cranes... how many end up as puree and bone shrapnel?
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:07, Share, Reply)
He's doing it wrong
I don't think the roof of a building which you had to get to via a lift is in the spirit of that, it's not as if he's going to leap to the next one like fucking spider man
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:25, Share, Reply)
I don't think the roof of a building which you had to get to via a lift is in the spirit of that, it's not as if he's going to leap to the next one like fucking spider man
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:25, Share, Reply)
The Password Song
I made this!
The fifth song and music video from a series of campfire songs about The Internets produced in conjunction with Koit. Today's lesson: Keep your password safe, and logout when you're done. This is one of my very favourites from the project, and I hope you enjoy the saga of Peter and his poor password security.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:25, Share, Reply)
The fifth song and music video from a series of campfire songs about The Internets produced in conjunction with Koit. Today's lesson: Keep your password safe, and logout when you're done. This is one of my very favourites from the project, and I hope you enjoy the saga of Peter and his poor password security.
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6. Hunter2
EDIT damn - why doesn't it show up as ******* like it used to ?
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:39, Share, Reply)
EDIT damn - why doesn't it show up as ******* like it used to ?
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:39, Share, Reply)
It appears as ******* here
Try it again. Maybe it'll also do it for your bank details.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:54, Share, Reply)
Try it again. Maybe it'll also do it for your bank details.
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