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This is a link post Baddiels Syndrome Episode 1
kthxbai
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been in more entertaining car accidents.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You say that as if car accidents aren't entertaining.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I've never been in a car accident and thought "Christ this is dull."
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post A sort of cottage cheese smell
comes out when David Baddiel is stabbed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how they told you all the jokes
then told you them again.

That allows you to watch 30 seconds, and decide if you want to hear them again.

And again, then another time.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the fuck would you even post that?
What the shuddering fuck is WRONG with you?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 12 Jun 2016, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Ranking of notable killers
A new challanger appears.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those guys were real jerks

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should read up on a war we had last century
about a certain A-dolf Hitler
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Broken Toaster Mini: #Snowman I made this!
Short little episode in a series of little tiny shorts
(BrokenToaster, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a link post AMAZING green screen video
Theme Park - You Are Real
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very cute video.
Song? Meh.
 (835Rocks, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Green Screen The Queen I made this!
Put any [*] YouTube video onto her madge.



[* most]
 (shardcore, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha that is most awesome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbLDfueL7eU crackling
 (macroscian (1 like), Sun 12 Jun 2016, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You stupid fucking idiot
You've posted a link to the Youtube video and not the mash up you had in mind. Prick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 12 Jun 2016, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
shardcore.org/gstq/index.html?v=rSPCB9cwkf8
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 12 Jun 2016, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://shardcore.org/gstq/index.html?v=VyEDMnOGkVU

(gijoel, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do a link to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 14 Jun 2016, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Idiot In India Jumps Into Lion Exhibit Looking For A Handshake
Lions are understandably wary of drunk man.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post He could claim to be Jesus now

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was exciting and exhilarating.
It really got me going.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 12 Jun 2016, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I so wanted him to get mauled to death

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are they shouting 'landscape'?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hey hey
Hey hey
 (AoxomoxoA, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post okay, he shouldn't have jumped into the lions enclosure like that
but you can't just leave a man hanging like that, good god lion where are your manners... he's holding out his hand for gods sake... shake it
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a link post simple chart of EU exit options
thought this was an interesting breakdown of the legal routes should we vote for Brexit.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here are the options
1. Give a fuck and become a boring cunt
2. Don't give a fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
1a) Decided by a simple majority, but not legally binding
1b) Government must invoke Article 50 and pass legislation
This was news to me. Parliment can still block this? What about the devolved parliaments? Can't see Scotland agreeing.

2)"Article 50 triggers a two year negotiation between the 27 Member States and the EU Commission which is then passed to EU Parliament to ratify"
First thing we need to do is have a general election and get rid of all the useless gobshites that are under the belief we can't negotiate a good deal then.

3a) Possible “OUT” outcomes
the UK is the worlds 5th biggest economy when negotiating a deal we'll have more clout than:
-Norway (28th)
-Switzerland (19th)
-Canada (10th)
-Turkey (18th)

3b) "Still have to be bound by EU laws"
I see this banded about a lot and would like some clarification here.
Is it the case that all these countries that have trade deals have to obey EU law? Really? Because if that's the case Turkeys been breaking a few of them.

3c) "Still have to allow free movement of people"
Yeah.... Switzerland*.
You are indeed free to move to Switzerland to work.
For 3 months, then you have to apply for a residence permit.
To get this permit you must prove you are self sustaining, can afford rent etc.
Also if you apply for welfare benefits, you will lose your right to remain in Switzerland.

*Unless you're Croatian.

4)"No say in shaping the laws"
Fair enough, I wouldn't expect to have one the same I don't have a say in shaping laws in the US. We still trade with them though.


See it's all a little more complicated that a simple chart created by someone that's got an interest in things staying the same.

Now in the interest of fairness I need to pay for the above to be translated into the 24 official languages of the EU and form a working committee to discuss.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post UKIP fans have got their knickers in such a twist over this EU thingy.
They really only care about kicking out the forrins.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post their y-fronts, shirley?

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 12 Jun 2016, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're just scared of leaving because then the Scots might leave us.
You love the Scots you do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post How would Scottish Independence affect our standing as the fifth largest economy?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post We would move up to 4th!

(LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a link post That time Minnie the Minx met Jimmy Savile I made this!
Been meaning to do this one for a while
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 3:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.
Minor gripe - some of the panels are too small/ lossy to read - if they had a click for bigger at better resolution perhaps?
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get the best images I can.
I don't own a hard copy of the Buddy issue so had to rely on a scan I was sent. I know it's not the best.
Thank you though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was good.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent as always.
Has that guy from the BBC brought along some bolt croppers? :O
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
In the next panel they threatened to cut off her TV aerial.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got an old girls annual talking about the hunk that is Gary Glitter
How lovely and cool he is that he has hobbies like photography
 (I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Some very cool CGI costume dancers
Dance, Mutant, Dance!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is stunning.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 3:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 3:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Y'see with movies, you don't realise how far cgi has come.
The obvious stuff (transformers, orcs) makes it look like, well, cgi. It's the subtle stuff you don't notice that makes it clear how much can be done now.
Combinine the best of cgi with some great choreography and imagination and, without getting all 'buzzfeed' about it, that did blow my mind!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was absolutely fine
but my almost three year old was quite worried about a few of the dancers.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Superb!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post A few of those
could be done with actual, real costumes surely?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they still used
human analogue for motion, where they have dancers with bright yellow ping pong balls stuck to every joint and a ring of cameras.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 3:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, this is how it can be done
to create the "human" interface in the animation - but eventually there will be powerful programs that will not need the human input!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 5:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post exacterlly

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is stunning
and extraordinary.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a link post BRUTAL
SAVAGE REKT

Seriously though I'm going to slit my wrists if we leave the EU.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's turning into American politics
Where it's not about the message, it's about who can shout personal insults the loudest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post America never had a message
Apart from fantasy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQhbEh8AeSA
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post In American politics there's usually more of an audience.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 1:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Farage:
Just a face-palm on legs. What an inadequate, delusional little man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never quite understood how or why he is there
It's surely not a real job with any form of UK representation
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think that's his point.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 11 Jun 2016, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a MEP.
People voted for him.
His lunatic fringe party is called UKIP.
They got four million votes in the last general election.
More votes than the Lib Dems and the SNP.
Did you vote for PR?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 1:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's enjoying the same gravy train all the other MEPs and EU Commission workers are.
The entire shambles is a waste of money.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Goodbye

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does he understand that the role of EU president
isn't same as the that of US president?
 (I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tricky question, noting there is no such designed post.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post He sure seems certain.
Boy is he going to be embarrassed if he's wrong about all of that. He's as entertaining as Trump.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post If we leave the EU, he'll lose his job as MEP and UKIP as a party will lose all relevance.
Vote leave :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
I was musing on this a couple of days ago. I think he might find it hard to emerge again if we leave the EU
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'll just become a Conservative again, won't he?
UKIP's manifesto seemed heavily about wanting to scrap EU-enforced rules for things like working hours, climate-change, and anti-discrimination. Stuff that benefits bosses rather than workers. I can't see that dividing the Conservatives in the same way as whether we leave the EU.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also I think if Leave wins Cameron and Osbourne are dead in the water.
They've bet the farm on this. If we vote Leave they're fucked. It's win win.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely
I'm sure the following Utopia led by Boris Johnson, Michael Gove and Iain Duncan Smith will absolutely not be a shit show. Where do I sign up?
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 13 Jun 2016, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're going to slit your wrists if we leave the EU?
You know it makes fuck all difference if we stay or go? Nothing will change. Nothing ever changes, it does't matter who is in government or whether we're in club X or club Y. It's all an illusion of choice the distracts us from the fact we're completely without power or control in anything that takes place outside our direct sphere of personal power.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post True. We can't even edit our owl subject line.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^tihs

(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Ducks are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post naughty duck
portrait wanker
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go Team Duck!
A miserable, grey, depressingly boring slab of concrete just got made a tad more interesting by having little webbed footprints added.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a link post HAVE A NICE DAY ! NSFW I made this!

(pi bennett, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice work
can someone share the original please?
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 12 Jun 2016, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwYJnTynKvM
 (pi bennett, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Don't stare into Boris' eyes.

(felixcoen, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Children of the Corn

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post he even looks pissed as a kid

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kids Were All Blondes
#infest
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post His Dad fucked a haystack.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Ambient light setup
Lighting matches whatever is on the box so you can immerse your life in television. Quite clever though
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks good
although there are already setups out there with a higher "resolution"
check out the ambiVision and ambiLED both looks good (little bit of flicker on the ambiLED?)
https://vimeo.com/116108288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2B0to-iSrg
(watch these at your own peril, the soundtrack is fucking horrible)

both cheaper than the Huelight too
 (Melatonin, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post "feel free to reach out to me"
ugh
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amerikaans

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you're just watching new movies you probably only need blue and orange.
heh
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ word/\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post V up V

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yours?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that would annoy the fuck out of me
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 6:17, , Reply)
This is a link post This song has been in my bastard head all morning...
...so now I'm giving it to you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Platt Chatt - interview with England Manager David Platt I made this!
Big game tonite, yesss
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's gone in off his arse

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a link post I have no idea what's happening here
But I enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This is what I believe in now.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 11 Jun 2016, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you Japan you never seem to grasp reality in the same way each day

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Chinese, Shirley?
 (I helped save b3ta! luvtub, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Mandarin is a little rusty but here's a rough outline of the plot as expressed through the text and lyrics
Rough gang boy expresses disapproval of girl's plain features. Girl resolves to change her features through experimental gene surgery that promises to "bring out the inner beauty trapped in her genes" ( 我说的废话 ). When the bandages are removed, she discovers that her "inner beauty" transcends that of present Chinese society and the surgery has unlocked something far more primeval - an archetype beauty. Racial memories start flooding her mind - from Eve in the Garden of Eden, to the mermaid representing civilisations long lost beneath the waves, to a Korean village in wartime in which her lover is taken from her, she discovers that she is One and she is Everything and should be happy with whatever she is given.

The ladies with stripey suits represent the DNA double helix and how, although it seems to just dance around, has an order and will always return to the Archetypical state.

It's a really pretty damned deep message, if you ask me.

Or you could just go by the Wikipedia description, but that was probably written by an ignorant hack.


我说的废话
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oppa Szechuan Style

(WinnieTheTurd, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Whats with the woozyvision? Image stabilization or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 6:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fancy
Mine was tickled
 (justin(e), Sun 12 Jun 2016, 8:36, , Reply)

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