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This is a link post New Rick and Morty exclusive season 3 trailer!
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exclusive to whom? YouTube?

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post yo've just been Rick and Morty Rolled
ZZZZZZZING
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 20 Feb 2017, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to apologise
(but I won't)
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post How would you know that?

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Florida man arrested for stealing money from Toys for Tots donation jar NSFW
Caught after he set stolen van on fire.

NSFW due to mugshot.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bobbing for chips!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post As good an explanation as any.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Mr Cobain would've been 50 today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ul8GNnAgyc
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post He might have not been wired to live that long
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5vXdbGtzLI
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I still fancy Courtney, ever since Hole at Glastonbury 99.
 (Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would have!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a link post A doll that listens to your kid and searches answers from the Interwebs
What could possibly go wrong ... ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:44, , Reply)
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Cayla I would like a new furry friend!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Aaaargh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post yuh-huh

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post German comms authority
has already declared the doll illegal for data protection reasons (they're still -- justifiably -- sensitive about the whole hidden surveillance thing from the GDR era)
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post By "GDR era"
Do you mean "Obama administration?"
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post BUT HER EMAILS
*flogs dead horse*

also you might want to look up what the Stasi did. The NSA are casual eavesdroppers compared to that lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm seized by a desire to own one of these things just to find out what obscene places I can provoke it to stray into. Bet I'm not alone. The videos will start to go viral in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ....
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post How collectible are these going to be?
Given the discontinuation and destruction of the majority.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Feb 2017, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It becomes self-aware and declares war on Humanity?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It joins the huge amount of unsecured internet connected things that can be used in massive hacking attacks?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It starts trying to sell you Pact coffee?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post #FADGEBADGER #FADGEBADGER #FADGEBADGER #FADGEBADGER #FADGEBADGER #FADGEBADGER

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it come with a Hitler phone?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i.ytimg.com/vi/yzZE1oeqh7o/maxresdefault.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
VicJameson added you as a friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Laika on a budget.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Some idiot just spunked £161,000 on this
It's a fake.

Those in the know say the handset is British, the dial is post WW2 and the phone Hitler would have used in the bunker would have been a magneto model rather than one of these.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it came with a certificate of authenticity!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Signed by AH himself in 2013

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's the number?
Nein nein nein.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post This link smacks of Godwin's law at it's finest.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Closely followed by Godwin's New Law.
And will involve Trump
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even if it was genuine, why would anyone want it?
You can get a cordless with an answer machine and call blocker for £20 from Argos.

Some people are so fucking stupid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post *cancels auction for Stuart Lubbock's 3350*

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post CALL 1-800-SIEG-HEIL

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also
the numbers are in English
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dead give away

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well technically they're Arabics

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you're going to get that picky,
they're actually Indian.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh sure.... create the concept of a zero and suddenly you own the whole thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post *awaits appearance on the resolute desk*

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post But its got a certificate of authenticaty and everything.
Or are you saying its like the one a few years back, that phone Andy Warhol gave to Jim Morrison who gave it to a tramp who left it in his will to another tramp who sold it to a pawn-shop?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It makes a "Goering Goering" noise when someone is calling it

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Feb 2017, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give us a bell, son

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Took me a couple of seconds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post quick hands
but dirty
 (ozof, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 6:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's real
... it was in that documentary


 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly questionable!
www.matilo.eu/dial/english-hitlers-telephone-for-sale/?lang=en
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Just in case you think animated gifs on websites are part of the past
I found this gem today. Words cannot describe the joy
 (I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see you've been up in space
so you probably wont have seen this either
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is migraine inducing

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember her from Viz many years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was on Dragon's Den
They told her to fuck off because she didn't know her business arse from her elbow. Then Bannatyne "caught up" with her in a "ones that got away" episode a year or so later. She drove him to the office in a fucking tank where he took one look at her accounts and went, "yup, that's why ah got oot". Sometimes being wackily unconventional isn't a heartwarming renegade success story, it's just mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember her, I was going to make her Temporary Replacement Golden Bummed Goddess.
But she just wasn't mental enough to replace Ding.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post just had a look at her accounts
she does alright
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Free Ling Badge!!!

*coughs* "There is some DANGER to small children if they choke on badge, or if they poke out an eye with the monkey metal faux "brass" pin. This is unfortunate. Swallowing badge can also cause metal POISONING!"
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take a good look
www.lingscars.com/images/badge/reverse.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ooooft! Ceci n'est pas un Schutzstaffeln badge.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post great site
some ditty's from the site:
"Faxing the card is bad news because you will look like a Jamaican coal miner. On a fax the image is usually bad. I recommend taking a photo and uploading it. The details and picture need to be very clear, not blurry at all."
and
"You can take the Seat Ateca abroad to any normal destination excluding dodgy places like Albania"
 (ynotchat, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Animated version of a small part of" Garden of Earthly Delights"
One of my favorite paintings! (Some modernizations are in there - look for the giant Mickey Mouse...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post click

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Lovely. *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Cardboard toilet for your office
Unique creative cardboard toilet
 (columbusfavorit, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah great stuff
trousers completely off is good toilet etiquette, you never know what could happen.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT









Off
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post 21 messages, 19 links
I wish search went back more than a week for non links, I'm curious as to what this spam cunt said when not linking to a shit website.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found one then I got bored
www.b3ta.com/links/1419248

Such insight!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's classic
always makes me laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU FUCKING WANKER

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You will die alone, unmourned and unloved.
Nothing of your work will persist and your continuing existence is an exercise in futility.

You have a nice day now! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post cripes!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post May all your facebook notifications be game invites

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit harsh m8!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cripes!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Cobain would've been 50 today

Everyone loves Nirvana, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they were overrated
They did a few good songs, but not quite good enough to award him the messiah like status that he has.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree with everything you have to say

... but will fight to the death for your right to say it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You, sir,
are the anti-trump.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blow his head off

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post They weren't bad, but only really succeeded
because of the Svengali that is David Geffen. When it was clear that they had exhausted their limited talent, Geffen had Cobain murdered in a staged suicide. You think it's a coincidence he joined the 27 club? Marketing. Geffen knew that he would retain his marketability dead rather than sink into a junkie's decline. Geffen also took issue with Cobain's objections to the former's bad boy guerrilla marketing of the band ( www.stereogum.com/1873245/angry-letter-from-kurt-cobain-to-david-geffen-going-up-for-auction/news/ ). Geffen also despised Cobain for his pro Palestinian subliminal messages on In Utero but the final straw came when Cobain sardonically dedicated The Man Who Sold The World to him on the MTV Unplugged session (the dedication was skilfully edited out of the recording).
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake news!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Isn't that the band that ripped off one of Take That's best live tracks?
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a link post There are currently no fookin' adverts to click NSFW I made this!
...so just a catchy little jingle for now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBiRBSSQurA
(835Rocks, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Bizarre SOnic The Hedgehog fan film... NSFW
....Because puberty is confusing for some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Big blonde hair and very small hands...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Feb 2017, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Electric cars all rage eh?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post puts it 5th fastest
nurburgringlaptimes.com/lap-times-top-100/

Still say they should have sponsored engine sounds so it sounds more like Wipeout or Pod Racing
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you can play any sound
I'd pick www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine the driver would love that

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jetsons car or nothing
https://youtu.be/LnT1VgeXOF0
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shirley it has to be this?
youtu.be/v8CIDdKvUkg?t=17s
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd pick the tune from the Hamster Dance
Just to irritate my neighbors.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's how I noticed it :)
Why is the onboard missing though?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post unless
they find a way to recharge them in under 5 minutes, electric cars are not going to be a viable option for most people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post battery pack swap

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is certainly an option
If car makers can decide on a standard size/voltage/connector type pack.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Battery mass will kill that
The Tesla Model S battery pack weighs over half a metric tonne. You'd better come up with a standardised mechanism for handling and installing as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Plus that there lithium is a tad 'sploady in impacts.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unlike petrol
Which is not flammable at all, totally inflammable in fact.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I said 'sploady not burny.
Hit a lithium battery with a hammer and see what happens
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be like standardised petrol in one or two grades
Never going to happen!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would be more like
standardizing fuel tank shape and capacity. And probably placement. Not going to happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post or this:
www.technologyreview.com/s/524781/a-battery-with-liquid-electrodes-can-be-recharged-or-refilled/
Edit: car dialysis :)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon
capacitors are the future for electrical storage. But wtf would I know. I don't even like electric cars.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post But that means using pure capacitance gel!
Conveyances will be blowing up left, right and centre!
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are fined one credit
for a violation of the 1990s film reference statute
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just make them run off
AA batteries. Then you can buy more batteries in the shops.
 (annexia, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great
Now do a second lap.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I recognise those sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5nmxHjPuvY
 (chompedhomas, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a link post 12-Hour Fuck Off NSFW I made this!
For when you're tired of arguing with dunderheads online.
 (I helped save b3ta! sibid Carpe phallum, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post useful, ta!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My own work
loopvideos.com/k6enEcX6q-s?from=20&to=24
thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
45 seconds in it sounded like 'back off'
 (Fly Projector, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 5:53, , Reply)
This is a link post The Great Debate continues!
We don't have them in Merika, but now I am intrigued.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 4:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It`s a cake.
Cakes start soft and go hard when left out, biscuits start hard and go soft.

That`s the actual legal definition. They went to court and everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was an ECJ ruling.
How will we cope post brexit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm scared...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Cakes biscuitsWinkies
...that is all
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Right, who is good at mnemonics?

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Johnny

(Tuftedshag, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 7:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look up in the sky and gaze at the Planet
We used to call it the Moon.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 7:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mike and the

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hasn't the definition already been changed recently?
Just coming to terms with Pluto not being a planet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just so that NASA can say their chaps have walked on another planet.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on, that was an ACTUAL REAL THING???
I thought it was a piss take, like some sort of shit fan fiction by a nutter Trump supporter?
FFS, the fat orange wanker is more stupid than I thought, and that's saying something!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
can't imagine how THAT happened
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you take the poll, it then goes on to ask for a donation to the cause!
WTF!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Rodeo Terrorists - Porkie Pies I made this!
Back to work tomorrow so here's a little nightcap,
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This is a link post How to dress properly in winter
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 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Irish entry looks very ill advised.

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This is a normal post I just ordered the book!
This sort of thing has been of interest to me for about 25 years, after I discovered the Swiss-Austrian WinterSpring festival of Fastnacht, and the related Guggenmusik.
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This is a normal post with a username like that it's no surprise.
Prufrock: I pissed on Mark E Smith's boot on hogmannay whilst explaining Samhain and Lugnhasa to some 'mericans.
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This is a normal post When tourists from the region saw my band playing in San Francisco
They would ask if we were a Guggenmusik band - we had no idea what they were asking about.
It was not until I stumbled upon a picture of one of the bands on Teh Internets that I figured it out. The history is quite interesting, as these sort of traditions go.
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This is a normal post I hope they were evangelists
You should have continued with an explanation about Eostre and Yule.
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This is a normal post I recon you could still see about 80% of these in some parts of Cornwall

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