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This is a link post WTF Podcast - Alice Cooper
Seeing the clip below reminded me of this, terrific talk with Cooper about his career.
(ohidunno, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:31, Reply)
This is a link post Ophiocordyceps unilateralis more horrifying than previously thought
It doesn't take over the brain of the ant, it leaves that untouched, trapped in a fungus controlled body
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post So the ant will continue to contemplate the intersectionalities of Eastern and Western philosophical thought?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post but sadly will never being able to explain his conclusions because his jaws are clamped to a leaf

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe those ants
are the only creatures to attain true enlightenment and their fate is the ultimate goal of Buddhism.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post They do have a high brain-to-body mass ratio:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain-to-body_mass_ratio
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post so do dwarves

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post and amputees

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post And that bloke who does the dvd car driver crap stuff

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post B&

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Not entirely the case. I think this is a bit exaggerated.
The research is implying that towards the final stages the fungus exerts control over the muscles to make them contract and lock the ant in its new position; not that it's smart enough to operate the leg muscles like a puppeteer and make it walk up a stem.

And it doesn't need to infiltrate the brain directly; just supply the right chemical signals to make the ant change its behaviour, and it can do that from anywhere in the body. Ants are particularly prone to responding to each other's or a queen's chemical signals already, however suicidal that behaviour might be. They will happily follow their own trails round and round in circles until they drop dead from exhaustion.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 18:35, Reply)
This is a link post Explorer found alive
Well, that mystery didn't last long, did it?
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Eulogy retracted.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post they'll look great in the book that he may or may not be able to write before christmas

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post why do you think he secluded himself in PNG?
obvious Xmas book writing retreat
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post what's the chances this airstrip has got a travelodge?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder he was hard to find
if he was hiding in an internet image format.

Did they look in JPG first?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew someone would comment on that
"puerile digital arts community" still alive and kicking :)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He was in PNG but was saved as JPG.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post and rescued by a B(li)MP

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post So the guy they rescued
isn't the same guy that got lost but looks very close to the untrained eye and now is not in a fit state to be worked with?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You called?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post something about interesting artefacts

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Where I'm going you won't find me... for 24 hours.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post He was missing Tabby

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard his sister on R4 yesterday saying how worried she was
as it was so unlike him not to catch his flight and report in. She was then asked if he had gone missing before. She replied (paraphrased) "no, apart from the time he went missing for 3 months".
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post it's great he's been found near an airstrip
Convenient
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched the BBC night news in the day of his disappearance
And their defence correspondent Frank Gardner had just left him. He didn't seem at all worried and stated that although he was in a dangerous area where the isolated tribe can be violent he was capable and had probably got caught up in a ritual which he felt obliged to attend. He was implying "calm down, he's fine"
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
God-forbid Robert Mugabe turns up alive and well and President of Zimbabwe, the entire 24hour news cycle will have been for naught.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he was pissed off, he explicitly said "don't try and rescue me"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post is it technically a rescue if he just gets on a scheduled flight?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post If we are talking about modern explorers
that is how they do their exploring, on Easyjet.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
The little rascal will soon be home to a big bowl of ice cream and smothered in hugs.
 (loci, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:45, Reply)
This is a link post Makes Trump look like an amateur.
Why do people think they can do this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Awful attempts to be
LOLEDGY are hardly uncommon at that age.

I'm amused that one of them is just a shit Family Guy quote, though. Hard to spot the difference.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Gay Times are being intolerant and failing to reflect diversity.
When is the Gay Asshole Troll community going to be appropriately represented?
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Because they’re young and stupid
And the internet of ten years ago was a far less public and far less accountable place.

Can you be 100% sure that your entire internet history is free of any potentially controversial posts?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 5:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be fucked, for one.

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post And me
I am sure I have said something along the lines of “Fucking cunting whiney cunts. Cunting whiney fucking cunts. Go change your fucking tampon & stay the fuck out of my way.” at some point.

Possibly many points. Although I would take out the tampon bit and jimmy in more fucks and cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
"BuzzFeed News found several dozen tweets between 2010 and 2015 that would shock many people." This did not happen ten years ago as you suggest.
I've said a lot of things under some kind of cloak of anonymity that I wouldn't want potential employers to know that I've said, but on a Twitter page that explicitly identifies me? Just not that stupid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Very true.
Along with that the speed at which attitudes have changed is pretty rapid. You certainly don't see posts like this on b3ta getting FP'd anymore...

www.b3ta.com/board/5619948
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's still fucking hilarious though ..
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, it still makes me smile!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I often think back to simpler times,
when Gordon Brown our esteemed Prime Minister claimed to be a big fan of Little Britain. I couldn't decide what annoyed me most about said claim, its implausibility or, if true, the fact that it indicates a dire taste in comedy. Either way, that show would never get the green light today, for all manner of reasons.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, a hell of a lot of that show would be frowned on now.
Fat shaming, transphobia, ableism... and it was only 10 years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Being rude about chavs.
Owen Jones wrote a whole book about that. It was called Chavs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as we can still be rude about Owen Jones.
He's such a twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
..and chavs
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I bet there's a lot of being rude about chavs in the 6th form common room at Haberdashers' Aske's.
Somewhat less inclined to be rude to their faces though I'll bet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post THe whole point of public school is
you don't have to.
See also being able to hear yourself think in the classroom.
Or perhaps you think lack of self-control and early training in violence is a good thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Pruffie seems to be pretty down on education, knowledge and research in general
You just have to look at his flat out wrong statements about the EU parliament never having rejected a proposed law to see that he can't even use google. Bless.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ....he enquired, on /links.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post B3tas fine but a lot of us would be in trouble if we all say joined a b3ta Facebook club.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You are OBSSESSED. Honestly.
It's mainly me telling Jabberwoc to kill himself & Pissflaps posting snuff. You're not missing much.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post possibly because they've spent their life having abuse hurled at them and react in the same way
possibly because their circle of friends talk like that and they've never questioned it.
possibly because they're devoid of empathy and are a shit human
All sorts of possible reasons
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, so he's the victim. I knew there'd be a reason why an adult wouldn't have to take responsibility for what he did time and time again over a long period.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he? how's that?
it's a list of possible explanations, not excuses
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post "possibly because they've spent their life having abuse hurled at them and react in the same way"
Has he? If so, does that excuse his behaviour? When Kevin Spacey was rumbled was it your idea to try and mitigate by him coming out?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post as I said but you ignored, it's a list of "possible" explanations for his use of terrible language, not facts and certainly not excuses
but by all means keep trying
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a list of possible excuses.
But by all means, keep saying it isn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post so YOU see them as excuses
how are they excusing him? None of them force him to use the words he did
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see them as excuses, but you present them as such.
Nor do I see the victimhood you project on to him with such alacrity as an excuse. Mitigation, slightly, maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post So you don't see them as excuses now and I know they aren't
good, glad to have cleared that up for you
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Kthxbye

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's an idea, next time just say what you think of him instead of telling other people what their opinions are
If you want to condemn him, be brave enough to say you do and why
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Er,
I posted the actual link along with a rhetorical question, I thought my condemnation, although implicit technically, was pretty obvious. Not for the first time, I have overestimated /links. If people respond when I post a link, I might respond to their response. I hope that's OK with you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't a rhetorical question, you definitely wanted people to explain his actions to you

lolseewhatIdidthere
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, you're a mind reader are you? What star sign are you?
You really think I posted because I needed an explanation of why people behave badly on Twitter? Really? You think that unknown phenomenon of the Twitter troll had passed me by? You've lost it mate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, capricorn, yes, yes, yes, I know, I think it's down the back of the sofa

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think any moral condemnation was implied
When you say "Why do people think they can do this?" it surely couldn't refer to the act itself, as thousands if not millions of people do similar without consequence at all, and it would be odd if you found his minor bitching somehow repugnant seeing as though you seem to constantly engage in online criticism and putdowns yourself, please spare me asking for examples
It seemed more likely that you were refering to his foolish belief that his previous trolling would could go undiscovered in a senior position, perhaps a fair point of misjudgement but hardly a moral condemnation. Either way it wasn't "pretty obvious" as your rather schoolboy argumentative ploy asserts "I underestimated links, they are no match for my collosal intellect. And whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to you"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post TL;DR

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool meme guy.
It's clever, funny and original.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
See, sometimes you do understand what you sound like
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post well I got it

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you.
I knew he was just being obtuse, or at least feigning to be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post obtuse?
you must get in to so many fights in the real world
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
...that would require leaving his mum's basement
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post saying what you're actually thinking
makes you look like a cunt. I know because it happens to me here all the time.

gay dude seems to be quite antisemitic. Which is odd.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 16 Nov 2017, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, can everyone stop getting fucking offended please?
And concentrate on real criminals who have committed real crimes?

if you don't like the guy, don't buy his magazine or read his tweets.

He's clearly not funny or intelligent but he's not the worst cunt out there at the moment.
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
No, clearly that's Zoella. Whoever she is.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post She sounds like a brand of antidepressant.
But I suspect she has quite the opposite effect. I haven't googled her to find out, though.
I've reached the point where everybody under 30ish generally irritate me to the point of exhaustion.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sounds more like a contraceptive pill
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post *runs in*
Hey hey......what's going on? My "FUCKING OBVIOUS FALSE DICHOTOMY" alarm was going crazy.
[edit] not to mention your fallacy of relative privation at the end too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he was pissed

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post For five years? It's possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the dream

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a nightmare.
Or so I read.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post because they want praise and validation from their peer group
yet fail to think beyond that
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're getting praise and validation for being a cunt,
you're going to love /talk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post lol gay

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post UPDATE: He's been sacked.
So there you go. If you're going to be LOLEDGY, do it behind an anonymous username on a puerile digital arts forum, not under your own name on twitter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you aren't really called Tab Hunter?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Indded not, Mr Evil Legion.
And further, the way I present myself here does not actually reflect how I am in real life.
The incongruity having confused people at bashes in the past. To the extent that at the last bash [redacted] thought I was fucking [redacted]! The cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post [garidead] [Prufrock]
These things will happen if you wear a badge with someone else's name on it. b3ta.com/links/1446842
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Tbh, I was unaware that I was wearing a badge, until people started shouting "Cunt!" at me.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The scales are falling from my eyes!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell him Pike!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post How do I change my username?

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he could always become a Labour party candidate.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye. There's a vacancy in Bradford...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Just saw that, allowed to resign instead of facing an investigation.
Dents still holding on though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, he's not flat out saying he 'grabbed them by the cock'.
He's just being led on by Stern.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Nov 2017, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Howard Stern could lead Churchill into admitting hankypanky with Mother Theresa.
During D day.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that every time he did it he'd say "Set phasers to cum!"

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck it. I'm well into the Captain Morgan's and Sunny D now.
SHOW ME!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V3t-cJ50Og
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Nov 2017, 3:45, Reply)
This is a normal post And I don't remember seeing this before:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCbwuBrXpQQ
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Nov 2017, 3:52, Reply)
This is a link post Alice Cooper. With the surviving members of the Alice Cooper band. Live in Leeds
I am so looking forward to tomorrow night. :D
Jealous /linkstards? Yeah, you are. And I know you are.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Nov 2017, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw him on Sunday at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow.
It were brilliant!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post HUZZAH!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Nov 2017, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, you know, I didn't actually believe he got his wife dancing on stage again for about three tours.
I mean, he had his daughter Calico doing it for Brutal Planet, Dragontown, (Damn she looked good as a zombie Britney Spears) Eyes and Last Temptation, and then when he started to introduce Nurse Sheryl again I just assumed it was some new dancer, nope it's really Sheryl Cooper.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Nov 2017, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post MOAR! I heard nobody at all except the voices in my head say, and gave no fuck at all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RWPnxP2KUo
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Nov 2017, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell, he make Mick Jagger look like a teenager!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You know what planearm?
I actually gave up on Alice for a couple of tours, kept buying the LPs, but refused to see him live because I reckoned he was past it. This was after the Dragontown tour, which was the exact same stageshow as Brutal Planet apart from two songs. There were three medelys, two extended drum solos and he spent about 45 minutes of the two hour show offstage. Then had the fucking liberty to come back on and do a few fucking star jumps as a "LOOK HOW FIT I AM!" before covering a Who song. I said at the time "Fuck this, I paid to see Alice fucking cooper, not his hired band play instrumentals and then a fucking Who song. If I want to see the Who I'll go see the fucking Who.
Couple of years later I'm at a festival. Crushed down the front to see TWISTED. FUCKING. SISTER. After them I'm going to go to the other stage to watch System Of A Down. TS finish and I'm just about sober enough to realise I'm never going to get from where I am (Smooshed up against the front barrier) to the main stage in time to get a decent view. On comes Alice with his new show.
Fucking LOVED it. And he's had the decency to put on slightly different shows every year since. HUZZAH!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Nov 2017, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post He's probably taking viagra.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Just got back from seeing him in Manchester
Ace gig. Good to see the old timers wheeled out at the end :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post And I'm really looking forward to see these guys do this again:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ6nmpmQKZs

I mean I haven't seen them live since May. That's like a rilly long time not to hear around twelve minutes of pure Goth excess, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Nov 2017, 3:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGaRqCF8ueA
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Nov 2017, 3:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Loaded out the show in Manchester, was stage right for the end of the set.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Still drinking and listening to Paranormal here.
Gonna be waaaaay up in the back right hand side at Wembley. N13. Fucking should have bought the damn ticket myself, but noooo, my frigging sister had to get it as my birthday present and then wait for fucking months before actually buying one.
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Nov 2017, 3:18, Reply)
This is a link post Christmas dinner is sorted!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm assuming that the £2.60 Chritmas Pizza for one from Asda comes with a free packet of razorblades and/or a bottle of paracetamol.
Related: Is Stockport Asda going to be stocking them?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take four.
Do they deliver?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe the Takeaway Beef Kebab pizza would be more to sir's liking...
(yes, Asda sells them...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ BAN TABS! BAN HIM NOW! THAT'S AWFUL BULLYING! LOOK!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This raises issues of companies using the Bible story to sell products

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Is your screen alright?
Hope it wasn't a load of coins
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I’ll serve it alongside the cheesy chilli nacho dip.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I know I may come across as a bit Karl Pilkington saying this, for those that have listened to the podcasts...

... but perhaps we've got to the stage where we've created everything that we need to for Christmas? Do we really need to go this far? My wife said she saw cranberry toilet bleach in Tesco. Every year Jamie's come up with yet more recipes for Christmas. Christmas dinner, Christmas pudding, sweets and booze. Why push the envelope every fucking year?

Humbug, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post We have to push the envelope at christmas
because otherwise how do we find out if aunty Annie has put any money in it?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post Can't we have ANY fun these days?
I am so bored.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Nov 2017, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never been into a Greggs
but I think I will now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You are Jeremy Corbyn, AICMFP.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking forward to their Hamadan slices.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Bebby Jebus luvz teh porkz
www.snafflingpig.co.uk/products/pork-crackling-scratching-advent-calendar
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This also raises issues of companies using the Bible story to sell products

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
I am often impressed with the levels of inappropriateness in relation to the fable. I own a disney nativity set with baybee jebus represented by a pig in a nappy :)
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Endorsed.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Using Christmas for commercial gain?
How awful!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This
in spades!!!!
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It's offensive because
Jesus' sausage didn't have a carapace up to the end.
I almost have a joke.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post What is it with Marketing these days?
What with Kendal Jenner Pepsi Protest and Fillet o Fish Dead Dad is there some sort of requirement to be controversial? Or are they just fuckwits?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Requirement to be controversial? Yes.
Just fuckwits? No, fuckwits that are good at their jobs.

They have got a mention on BBC News. Something that money can't buy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think this was intended as some kind of edgy controversy?
Or is it more likely to be a case of "We need a Christmas themed calendar eh? Er, I dunno, find a nativity scene and photoshop a pasty or something into it, that'll do yeah!?"
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus spelled backwards
is susej.

Coincidence?
 (I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post witchcraft!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I would respect them more
if the headline was `Greggs NOT sorry for replacing jesus with a sausage roll. "It was hilarious, get a sense of humour, buy a sausage roll"`
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post the irony is that Greggs sausage rolls sell themselves

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's going to make selling McDonalds my "Crucifries" idea even harder

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post They should have doubled down and done Mary as a Jam Doughnut...with a leaking jammy hole

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 16 Nov 2017, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Greggs should be ashamed of themselves for substituting Jesus with a sausage roll in a nativity scene.
It obviously should have been a Festive Bake.
 (I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help but feel
that some of you are taking the piss out of our Lord & Savoury. Heh heh, nicked that off Twitter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a link post The ice cream kid in Terminator I made this!
The true villain of the piece.
(dogfood, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ice cream kid was always my favourite bit.
As child I once attempted to emulate him in a restaurant, but instead of the congratulations and praise for my flawless live-action execution of a reference to a popular piece of topical mass media, everyone started shouting and we had to leave immediately before I got to eat any more of my pudding.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post We should have left you the tip kid
Always worth a go I guess
 (dogfood, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Pat Sharp was in Terminator!!!

(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post No that was just a nasty lie spread by Barrymore and King, jealous that they didn't get into the muscle butt of a T1000

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 20:13, Reply)
This is a link post Deadpool 2 teaser
sadly lacking in little critters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
hugs not drugs
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell
they are fully aware that the people who will see the film, will see the film no matter what they put in the trailers.

So why not pretend to be bob ross?

Looks like we see Cable in the next one, that should be fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Vince Cable?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
They are really pushing the boat out for this one. Vince cable is sent back from the future with all the knowledge that entails, fitted with cybernetic parts, in order to stop brexit.

Unfortunately he is sent to the wrong country, and after brexit. And all the knowledge about the past is related to brexit and how to stop it. Of course he sounds exactly the same, banging on about how it could have been stopped if he had the chance.

This leads to hilarious escapades with Deadpool where the old politicians knowledge of internal british politics thwarts Deadpool at every turn.

It is like a more violent and funny version of "Yes, minister"
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 13:08, Reply)
This is a link post over 102 million views

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Highly illogical.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This is relevant to my interests.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Young boys are relevant to your interests?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post you find that contoversial round here?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I was unsure if it was meant as a question or an an offer

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post looking for trade love?
Hop in then.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:45, Reply)
This is a link post Barge Boyz I made this!
Don't mess about on the canal because we'll tell you right off.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 15 Nov 2017, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace stuff as usual

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ta

(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post lulz
please let John John (who is Elton John's "brother") know that none of us knows what to cook for dinner. he should cook something for us again. asking for a friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'll fetch him his apron.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post if it's just a head...it's too late
lols. ace. Where do I sign up to be in Barge Vice?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.facebook.com/groups/373544999750290/
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR BARGE BOYZ vs SOMALI PIRATES!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
(Nice pratfalling - I bet you both had the shits for a month!).
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
I am still itching. Although that maybe because of my kids' knits.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
What mysteries of the deep is this shadowy "Barge Boyz" organisation (Cult!!) covering up? We need to know what they are hiding at the bottom of the river. Highly suspicious at 1:50!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 16 Nov 2017, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
There is a mystery to be solved this Saturday. Fear not. Will have a solution by Sunday (/ next week).
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:56, Reply)
This is a link post Lava vid / flat Earth comment reminded me of this
Heard on Oh No Ross and Carrie podcast this week
(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol.
I enjoyed that.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Very weird
Rather enjoyed the rapping, music n stuff but he was spouting utter wank.

Is he a parody act?

not listened to Ross and Carrie.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ant rap that includes the Van Allen Belt gets my vote!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 19:00, Reply)
This is a link post World Order - Have a nice day

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's where that gif is from

(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait to go to Japan.
I bet that shit happens everyday.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That was...
...one of the few batshit crazy japanese things that i've been able to watch and enjoy all the way through. I wish them well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post And I raise you...
https://youtu.be/sez9ki-OvhE
 (Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 1:44, Reply)
This is a link post The Death of the Hermit I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! An astonishment swithen.uk, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 12:53, Reply)
This is a link post As it is slow...man very obviously commits suicide news
RIP and all for his friends and family and all but the clue has to be "No, I'm going alone without phone or GPS and if I should go missing, don't bother!"
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a bit of "Oates" about that tweet for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think he ran into a man eater?

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh those kids in the Hall...

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Nov 2017, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, I have this fantasy
But instead of committing suicide, I get a bit of peace and quiet and a good night's sleep.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post he'll emerge in a few weeks with a book to sell

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah.
Having met the man, attended talks by him & read his books I would say that this isn't out of chatracter/his modus orperandi.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=omLvvChxTho
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gonna click "I like this!" but you're still a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeebus, that was awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Allen, from Bristol
Of course he is. Most people in this town are nutters.

You have to go to places like Borneo just to find somewhere that feels slightly more dodgy.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post He's ended up as a three course jungle meal.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Low moment: Eating his own dog to survive"
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post What did one pigeon say to the other?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Finding it really hard to give a single shit about this...its the equivalent of finding out the 90yr old down the road is having problems with his Hillman Imp. I am sure they will work it out and lets face it how can it be worse...don't answer that.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 15 Nov 2017, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post My mate had a Hillman Imp years ago,
a thing of great beauty (car, not mate).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Part of me is hoping they'll get their act together and actually have a fair and democratic government working in the best interests of the people.
But I doubt it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if we can't manage it...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the idea that Mugabe lives down the way from you,
and occasionally pootles past in a 60s classic.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
If he did he would have his own face painted on all the doors. I noticed in a previous public appearance him and his wife were sporting matching suits that were a collage of his own face...bonkers!
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 15 Nov 2017, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This thing? It's certainly a statement.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's his face on that then? Oh wait, yeah, I can see it. Subtle.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon he's died and the military have taken the initiative

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sensing some outrageous "Weekend at Mugabe's" classic comedy action.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha ffs

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
Also: Would watch that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
or "What about Bob?" ?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 15:50, Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you.....etc
Good to know he had a happy ending.
 (Tuftedshag, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed that the police stole the punwriting
from the journalist.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post sgt tangye obv played by frankie howerd

(ozof, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy was in stationary traffic
that is hardly going to cause a multiple car pileup or result in him driving over a pedestrian at 90mph.

They just wanted to make him embarrassed for looking at porn.

Let he who is without sin etc...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The plod tell him to pull off at the next junction?

(Hemipygous, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post At least he didn't come to a sticky end.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 12:16, Reply)

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