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This is a link post Yeah that LED's pretty bright....

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This is a normal post "LED Wednesday" is a new low for b3ta

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post LEDnesday!!!!!
Aaaahahahahahahahaha!

*kills self*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree, there's nothing new here.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Relevant XKCD
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "Soddering"
I thought that was an AvE thing, but perhaps it's something all North Americans say.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I've been watching quite a few of these DIY electronics bods and seems to be quite common.
A few seem to be aware it's a thing and quite touchy about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Sold
we all know how to pronounce that don't we? Sold.

now just add "er" on the end. Solder - there that isn't hard is it?

seems it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ALOOMINUM!
NEWKILLER
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t forget “squirl” and “meer”.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooooooooooooooooooooriggano!
It's a erb.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't even get me started on Febuuary.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post What the soddering fuck?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Was going to say exactly this.
ess oh ELL dee ee arr you fucking idiot.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Stick it on a drone copter thing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl1xYyGom1g
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I now have an iressistable urge to build a mountain out of mashed potato.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post LED

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it said "LSD"

I am disappoint.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post oh come on!
think positive - we can track him down, do some acid and get him to wave his fake sun around!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I like your style.

youtu.be/gD3rVEz5yJ8
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Those connections to the voltage booster are painful to look at.
Crimp some connectors on those wires and using a metal screwdriver to adjust a pot? Yikes!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post good shout!
this blew my tiny mind back in the day. Whatever happened to the properllerheads eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not sure! One cracking album and off they went..
 (ohidunno, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
at least your username checks out! haha
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell
what could possibly go wrong.

Mind you - he could be right!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post If the rocket explodes it will just add to the conspiracy theory!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He could breed between now and when he blows himself up?
I mean it's fucking unlikely, but that would definitely constitute "something going wrong".
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, this looks fun!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently it's pay per view watching on his website.
Could well be worth the money.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I've thought about it some more.
At first I imagined that I'd enjoy seeing a highly motivated nutter strapped to a steam powered contraption of his own devising, being propelled haphazardly across the Californian sky.

However I've concluded that however ridiculous (or arguably deserved) I still don't really want to watch a snuff movie.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post "I don’t believe in science"
Said the man about to perform an experiment in order to test a theory.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive that he made a rocket without using any science though.

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post But so futile
He's planning on flying it a mile. Even if that's straight up then he'd still be better off buying a plane ticket as they typically fly five miles up. If you want to know what it looks like from a mile up then just go and stand on a mountain.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Or strap a go pro to a weather balloon.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
But NASA would intercept that and substitute the footage on the camera before he got it back. The bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post its madess
all he needs to do is pop out and buy some kids bubbles to understand things natrually go spherical in space. why would things go flat?
its madness!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post But that would be a scientific experiment
And he doesn't do those.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You just can't fucking trust science.
It does all kinds of crazy shit the minute you turn your back.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post are you saying bubbles aren't round behind my back?
or are you doing a nod to quantum theory? either way i have a headache now
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Heisenberg would postulate that if you could verify it was round, you could not accurately verify WHEN it was round.
Anyway, pour some Matey in the bath, fart, and tell me if the bubbles on the surface aren't dome shaped.

That proves the firmament was made from chuffs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post what does firmament mean lol
stop making my headache worse!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the dome that surrounds the flat earth and jebus glues the stars on.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ah. I thought so.
case closed.
no hang on. How many stars are there? The closer we look, the more stars there are. It goes on and on. like this conversation
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post If mankind was meant to know exactly how many stars there are we wouldn't be constantly finding new ones.
It's almost as if our creator wants us to stop counting and do something more productive like burn heretics or ban wanking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post dont forget - "our creator" added humor to the mix
therefore he/she is cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post If that's true how come the devoutly religious are such mirthless bastards?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post because there is a connection between sense of humor and intelligence
those who are less gifted need a set of instructions it seems. poor sods
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Chevrons are also cool

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Agreed
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Do we include stars that are doing time for noncing?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post But now it's going backwards

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 'The 61-year-old limo driver'
I suppose it started with his observation that if you can see the end of the limo that means the earth is not round.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Dead' Mike Hughes

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post From what I've read it looks like he's become a flat earther to raise funds
Fair play to the guy for his first flight - apart from the parachute getting shredded it went pretty well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3feaiPcv6yE
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post Unfortunate bread placement...
On a statue at an Adelaide Catholic school
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Methinks the sculptor did that intentionally.
Pretty accurate depiction of the clergy's interaction with young boys though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Old as the hills but fuckit

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post let there be wood

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Rejoice! Christ has risen!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post obligatory "thats a penis" gif

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear cunts in charge of religion
That guide book or whatever it's supposed to be doesn't half give me the fucking horn.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Lamech begat Noah
and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

phWOAR!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:16, Reply)
This is a link post "Remains of the Steller’s sea cow shed
light on one of the first animals that taught humans about extinction"
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard of these before.
Apparently they were very tasty and the meat stayed fresh for ages.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Steller's sea cows
Had sheds? Wow!
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:03, Reply)
This is a link post Earworm alert
I took the Mrs to see Blondie for her birthday last week. Not really a fan but listened to the new album before and this has just been wedged in my brain since, so I thought I'd share the misery.
I challenge you to listen to it three times and try to forget it :o/
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Debby Harry is still very attractive at 72 years old.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure
might need Barbara Windsor as a fluffer.

No wait that's the same problem!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:15, Reply)
This is a link post Gorgeous giffery
Rather large so I won't embed here
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 3:39, Reply)
This is a normal post alright with lots of glitter bang and spang

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 4:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."
Very nice. Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 8:18, Reply)
This is a link post He's gone
got something in my eye.......
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 2:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That is sad.
That crappy show was on when I was a kid. I've got fond memories of those days. The saddest part is that deaths like his are avoidable. Western medicine still doesn't understand the roll intrastitial acidosis plays in these organ failures. No one needs to die at his age.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:43, Reply)
This is a link post Little bit of Derek
Before he got all racist and started eulogising Enoch Powell in the middle of gigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 23:54, Reply)
This is a link post Uncyclopedia
The link below led me to think of this and my all-time favourite article from it. Particularly pertinent for the comments on Barrow (fucking shithole that it is)
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Missing dialect: Why la'al but no gurt? And between those from Barra and the marras in Whitehaven
...there's the gurt yokkers
 (Hemipygous, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'v had't bray a bewer frey Cleator Moor.
Eh
 (Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post Cardiacs - Tarred And Feathered
Time to wake up.

Glasscock be damned.
(chulk, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Whose are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post you're in the right place
although not necessarily among friends
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Friends with benefits though, right?
Right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post We call it Universal Credit now grandma

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *Unzips*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I never assumed that
The best result was possibly among equals

cover your balls.

crunchy on the outside, crunchy in the middle.

Why yes, I HAVE been drinking rum. best I sleep now.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi, genuinely new and definitely not a sockpuppet user

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Very longtime lurker
Just forgot my old login details and it was possibly tied to a dead email account. Been waiting to post this track for the last few days hah.
 (chulk, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen this?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post in the thames?

(horrid, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i forgot my login details once
it took me 10 years to remember. Never again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Their music is quite difficult to acquire
Otherwise I'd spend more time listening to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "Difficult"????? There's SEVENTEEN of their albums of theirs currently available on their website.
www.cardiacs.com

(imho FAR I prefer the later stuff to that ^)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, I feel like a right prat now
It's been so long since I even considered buying music directly from a bands own website...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post Who wants an 80s bath??
pass the bubbles and bass. mmh
gc from 2016 meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop making me remember things

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 7:33, Reply)
This is a link post Oh Bob look - the damp course!
RIP Rodney Bewes
Another bit I didn't like or care about at the time of my childhood gone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Bewesflash

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Gave up after a minute and a half of rubbing my face in the mess that is today's housing market.
Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't noticed a market problem
When I bought my first house there was a problem, I thought - interest rates were over 10 per cent and I had to buy in a SE London shit hole. Then there was black Wednesday and I think rates spiked at 18 per cent. They removed tax relief of mortgage interest. I thought I was fucked forever. Wrongly so.
If you don't like house prices in the SE, move north.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
I am up North.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
You might want to move south for a couple of weeks to earn enough to buy a street.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with the market
The government and the construction industry are restricting supply nicely.
1. It keeps the industry profitable.
2. Every government since the 80's has been fucking terrified of house prices dropping because of the massive negative equity/debt problems it would cause, leading, of course, to lost votes.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:15, Reply)
This is a link post Tappy tap slap pap splatty pat
Probs posted here before, but it's candle daze innit, so...... enjoy.
Recommend half speed if so inclined. Just have it on in the background.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stereopoly playing monopoly in 3-D, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post alright and feliz candledad

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Just checked out his instrumental stuff. He's got some serious Coltrane going on with his sax playing.
Never heard of him.
Happy candlemas.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ?Hoopy candlemass?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Christmas
So this is what Santa does for the other 11 months of the year.
 (BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post would try

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Horribly tasteless/trendy packaging.
Looks like a cheap aftershave from Semi-chem.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post no it's aptly decadent, it says there

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get whisky.
It's the only booze that tastes so bad that it's flavour is improved by adding mud and grass.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Peaty whiskey can fuck right off
But just like beer there's more flavours than just the one. Try a few, you'll probably find one you like.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
I always hated the stuff after tanning the contents of the parents liquor cupboard, which consisted of mainly grouse and bells, and vomiting wildly over mostly everything. In my later years I decided to return and at least attempt some decent stuff. Completely different from the petrol that is shitty cheap wank.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably even more so than wine
It rewards not buying the cheap shit. You don't have to go crazy and blow £20k on a bottle, but it's worth wandering up the price range a bit. I'm sad as I finished my Hibiki this evening. That was a very pleasant one and didn't taste anything like a drainage ditch.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You're doing whisky wrong.
I was too until I went on a tasting tour in Edinburgh, where I discovered that I far prefer the Highland and Speyside malts to the Islays I'd been drinking up until that point.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I went on a tasting tour at the Dewar's distillery in Aberfeldy.
Just not my cup of tea. Much prefer rums and gins.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to Knockando distillery on Speyside and said
"I don't like whisky", but after explaining why not, I was offered a few to try and shown that actually, I'd just had the stuff I don't like.

Its like saying "I don't like fruit" because you're not fond of oranges. Try an apple, or mango.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
Or an olive.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What was the reason you gave?
Because it tastes like someone wrang out their socks after jogging in piss filled trainers?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't add mud (peat), rather use it as a fuel
And it's rancid stench flavours the malting barley. Lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post kin hell drac
that almost puts even you on pignore.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think part of the problem is it reminds me of tequila
And tequila put me in the hopspittal
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a few well-aged expressions


Wonder if I can get a few grand for them
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No one wants to touch your burnt cumbox.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Now just you hold on there for a gosh darn minute fella. I say we have a vote first.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post They always go well

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Only drink Calvados as my dark spirit.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The tasting review
Always amazes me what a lot of waffle those things are.
You know I am sure if you gave me a bottle and asked me to write a review I could piss out a fantastic piece of prose explaining all the unrelated things it tastes like by about the halfway mark.
I once described a porter as tasting like an overripe banana wiped about an ashtray and left in the sun under a wet dog.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:28, Reply)
This is a link post Now Mugabe's finally gone...
A good time for this classic tune!
(Dr.Channard, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:19, Reply)
This is a link post bit odd

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Did the man behind him flick a switch on the back of his head at 18s?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The way he is talking about it at the start, reminds me of people who shout and scream that there not gay, and in fact turn out to be gay

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Homophobe's often do seem to have an in-depth knowledge and obsession with gay sexual practices...
Edit: damn you errant apostrophe! However, I've just discovered that this site is down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately his serious face also looks like his "I will fucking stab you" face

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It certainly does look a bit stabby.
With a hint of smelling a particularly malodorous fart.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post let there be a thousand blossom blurden fucktoppintoo?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to put the subtitles on for that bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Gay saltwater crocodiles are the worst

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they deaf?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Won't someone think of the gay crocodiles.

(gijoel, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like he's reading
both Marilyn and Alf Stewart's lines.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You great galah!

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:40, Reply)

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