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This is a link post Not real person
Looks like stick man!
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This is a normal post Blimey

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This is a normal post 'kin hell
I fear for his spine tho.
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This is a normal post it's his heart that I fear for.
he won't make old bones. none of them do.
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This is a normal post So that's what happened to Mike TV
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzR0s4zP4q0
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This is a normal post SLENDERMAN IS REAL

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This is a normal post Marfans

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This is a normal post Definitely.
His heart valves will be in tatters before he makes it big in basketball.
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This is a normal post Surprisingly filmed in landscape.

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This is a link post Even in it's rough form, this sequence of Captain Phasma is so much better.
Phasma's character was so bad in TLJ at least she has a better role in GoTs, if only Disney would employ such decent writers... :P
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Needed work, but yes, far better than the version that made it into the film.
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This is a link post speaking of real-time Unreal engine demos

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This is a normal post Bit Ace is that.

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This is a normal post Neato

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This is a normal post what now right

(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's
nice elevator music.
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This is a link post Meute - The Man With The Red Face
A marching band cover version of the Laurent Garnier classic... somehow very cool...
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This is a normal post Garnier, because you're worth it.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or else you're not.

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This is a normal post Nice!
I always loved the artwork for that album.

The first image appears to be the remains of the Man with the Red Face's dinner. And in the second he's out enjoying himself in his vehicle.


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This is a link post Uncanny Andy
Unreal Next Gen Digital Human performance.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still looks fake.
I can't figure out why. But it does.

Amazing how attuned the brain is to reality. Before 6pm, anyway.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. It'd be great for a video game.
But you wouldn't want to use it to CG Peter Cushing or Carrie Fisher and put them next to real actors. That would be fucking stupid.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post not enough eye motion/focus
lack of elasticity/wobble/twitch in the whole face (I'm guessing over smoothed mocap data)
no flushing in the textures
solid around the hairline
lots of reasons
Very impressive for real time though, you can tell who it is!
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This is a normal post I think so. This video has all of it x1000 30s and 4m07s onwards especially
youtu.be/W7ZQ-FG7Nvw

We are used to these things, we expect these subtleties, but we don't notice them.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the dead eyes
but I work with people like that...
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This is a normal post It's called "over-acting"

(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Andy Serkis is the luckiest cunt alive, isn't he?
It's just pulling exaggerated expressions with dots stuck on your face. Yet he's treated like a mystical mo-cap oracle.
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So much this. I have no idea how he's been robbing this living for so long. I assume he has something on some studio execs somewhere.
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This is a normal post Something about the mouth
maybe the tongue
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's the jaw.
Real peoples' lower teeth don't just move up and down.
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I started watching this without realising it was cgi
and wondered why he was acting so weirdly, like his face movements seemed strangely subdued compared to the emotion in the voice. I guess there is some subtle information getting lost in the whole process
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This is a normal post Same.

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This is a normal post the problem is the deformation
without a correct bone, muscle, fat and skin model the result will always look fake as it will move in the wrong way.
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This is a normal post Personally I think it lacks the tension in the facial muscles that comes from an intense expression.
Where the muscles pulling in opposite directions would be tensed at the same time, which should tighten up and crease the face along sharp lines. This seems to be modelling some mass in the face, but just letting it sag under its own weight.
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This is a normal post Mocap from an ape and applied to Serkis ?
Sweet revenge.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whenever I hear the name 'Sirkis'
I hear...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
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This is a link post dp2

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Please don't suck...
Please don't suck...
Please don't suck...
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This is a normal post Oh great...
More manchild wankery.
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It's funny because he says "fuck". Isn't that funny?
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This is a normal post Oh look, more super-tired ideas... Dead Bored of the same old, same old 2.

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This is a normal post Yaaaaay!
I like Man-child crap and will watch any old shit if it's entertaining enough :-)
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This is a normal post I'll watch that. First one was fun, though not as funny or subversive as it thought it was.
I've heard buzz that this one is awful...disastrous test screenings.

We shall see.
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This is a normal post im actually starting to hate cinema now
becuase its getting so shit with the same jokes, same slow motion "fwooooommm" noises.

This comic book era of films is getting to be tiresome.

Oh look he danced to a song we used to know as a kid, oooh look he said a swear word..

Just all of it - shit.
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This is a normal post Well I like the look of that.
It'll be fun with gratuitous violence and swearing. What's not to like?
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This is a link post Okilly Dokilly - Godspeed Little Doodle
Okilly Dokilly, the world’s first and only metal band inspired by Ned Flanders
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This is a normal post I love the Sunn O))) opening

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This is a normal post Dr Colossus may beg to differ.
This is Stupid Sexy Flanders
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This is a complete fucking abomination. nice.
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This is a normal post Nice
I likes me some mashup.
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This is a normal post Yep that is a Creamy mash
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Snv_p0skgVM

I like this one lots
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This is a normal post I always wondered
what they were smoking at Disney when they made this scene
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This is a normal post I think it was a scene planned for Fantasia that got shitcanned.

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This is a normal post Nice!
Nnnnice
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This is a normal post Pachyderm pack it in,
Let me begin...
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This is a link post Some sort of metaphor

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This is a normal post Not again!...damn you...damn you to hell.
I want my board back (sob)
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This is a normal post Quick, post a viddy and move this down the board.

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Correct response to this is actually to form a minority group of individuals with malfunctioning ocular apparatus and campaign relentlessly for a board wide referendum on the issue.
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This is a normal post Nah, sounds boring.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's interesting
*moves on to next link quickly
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This is a normal post where's that tit who felt subjugated by the words 'European Union' on his passport?
Really we need his opinion to fully gauge the significance of this news
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This is a normal post "Under EU procurement rules, the Home Office had been required to throw open the bidding process to European firms."
So when it comes for renewal we can be all patriotic and source it here at a higher cost if we really really want.

But really meh, not fussed.
Shall we move on?
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This is a normal post Oh dear.
I like this!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha.
What a fucking farce.
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This isn't some kind of metaphor, goddamn, this is real.

I'll be well chuffed if anyone gets this
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This is a normal post I get it.

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This is a normal post As long as they're blue.

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This is a normal post 50m saved is 50 less tax
It's part of the EU rules that we have to open it up, so blame the EU :-)

Seriously though, this will be another May u-turn and it'll be given to a UK company in the end.
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This is a normal post The firm who currently produces UK passports does it in Gateshead
£500m will pay the wages for a lot of people in Gateshead for a long time and they will all pay income tax, they will buy luxuries and pay VAT. They will buy houses and pay stamp duty. They will drive cars and pay road tax. They will raise children who will go on to care for our old people and pay tax and NI themselves. I'm pretty sure all that tax will far exceed 10% of their income. I certainly pay more than 10% tax. £450m to France just disappears and those people in Gateshead who lose their jobs will stop paying tax and start claiming benefits.

Christ I'm beginning to sound like a leave voter now. Maybe Corbyn is right about brexit.
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This is a normal post But that £450m doesn't vanish
The French will buy some British roast beef with it.
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This is a normal post Why would we do that?
Rather buy a Lotus, a Rover or a Vauxhall.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post vauxhall are now frenchy owned, so not really endearing your self to us are you?
Lotus are Malaysian and Rover are owned by those damnable chinks. very little of our native car industry is actually Bitish any more
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This is a normal post That a bit the point.
You lot have nothing owed by you to sell us, NOTHING!

“Throws a passport a screen.”
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The Liberal Democrats’ Brexit spokesman, Tom Brake, said: “The blue passport saga is turning into a farce. First it was established that we did not have to leave the EU to have blue passports. Now we learn that the passports will be printed by a foreign company. And to add insult to injury, we will pay over the odds for them because the value of the pound has fallen since Brexit and they will have to be imported.”
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This is a normal post blue passports tho

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This is a normal post I'll do it for £5m
I've got a laminator and everything
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This is a normal post Haha what did you expect?
Currency devaluation and capitalism.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post David Schneider nailed this one.
"On passports, I still think the best idea is to let people choose their own colour:

Maroon passport = you can continue to travel freely, work and live across the EU.
Blue passport = you can’t do any of that but you have a blue passport.

Everyone’s happy!"
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This is a normal post Blue please, David

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This is a normal post hahaha

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This is a normal post But Benny and Dinny told us Brexit would mean we'd be isolated isolationists.
What's this? International free trade saving taxpayers money despite Brexit? Do your little brains hurt Benny & Dinny? Still, something to whinge about, eh?
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This is a normal post The pound is worth less now.

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This is a normal post Last summer the pound was at its lowest level since...
2009.

Back in the halcyon days when Brexit was inconceivable, the pound was where it was last summer.
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This is a normal post A year after the banking fiasco.
Over 5 years later, it dropped in the first quarter 2016 and has been ever since.
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This is a normal post We haven’t left yet.
These money savings were obtained by using our current rights as EU members to access to the common market.

Just to point out the bleeding obvious.
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This is a normal post This contract is set to run well after we leave.
Sent from my Chinese manufactured Korean phone I bought in the EU. It was very tough to get hold of, and super rare because it's prohibitively expensive. I'll never know how they accessed the Holy Grail that is the Single Market.
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This is a normal post £120 million saved and 70 uk jobs created.
Hard to argue against it.

This whole story is in the news because of the boss of De La Rue is throwing a massive hissy fit.

Either his firm is way less productive than the Franco-Dutch one or he thought the government would be forced to use his and bloated the bid. It's even worse given the devaluation of the pound against the euro.

Sounds like he was playing silly buggers and got burnt.
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This is a normal post People begun ditching De La Rue some time ago.
I forget the details, but I'm sure I read a piece (in the Investors' Chronicle?) saying bin the stock ages ago.
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This is a normal post you must be the only simpleton left who thinks this whole shitstorm is saving us money
Taxpayers are billions down because of your ridiculous nostalgia
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This is a normal post apologies, I've just read Cerebus's attempt
Clearly not the only simpleton
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This is a normal post You're not even a simpleton, you're just parroting other people's propaganda. You don't actually think for yourself.
The only nostalgia I can see is yours for the autocratic and sclerotic EU.
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This is a normal post doubleplusgood

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This is a normal post Just sayin'
But De La Rue doesn't sound very British in the first place.

Bloody foreigners coming over here...
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This is a link post Steve McNeil's COmplete HIstory of Every Video Game In The World Part 1: Worms I made this!
I got Go 8-Bit's Steve McNeil to devalue the entire concept of a history channel by making this for the one that I run. Enjoy!
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This is a normal post I liked that, brought back memories of wasted teenage years.
Used to be well good with the old ninja rope.
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This is a normal post If you look at about 35 seconds
you can see one of the worms is called "Shit Cunt"
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This is a normal post Oops
There's also a man called Jason playing with himself at 1:23
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This is a normal post
"pizzashit" = piece of shit
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This is a normal post Getting Shit Cunt onto a serious history channel
Is my finest hour...
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This is a normal post the old woman was my favourite weapon as well

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This is a link post Rather realistic real time fake person
Yes, she is not real but instead generated live on a computer.
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This is a normal post why have they bothered putting clothes on her?

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This is a normal post
And still 100% uncanny valley.....
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This is a normal post I'd explore that valley.

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This is a normal post we'll be among the last who will have anything to compare it to

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This is a normal post If you like real time mocap
You'll love this
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This is a normal post Botox shotgun victim.
Nicely done so far though.
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This is a link post Fuck

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This is a normal post Well that's what you get for hanging out in the oncoming la...
...wait, is that the other side of the motorway over to the right?! Jesus.
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This is a normal post I think so
I thought they were just being brave and pulling out into oncoming traffic but it does seem as though the oncoming vehicle is driving the wrong way down the motorway.
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This is a link post An oldie, but a goodie
Alain de Cadenet nearly gets his hedge trimmed.
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This is a normal post That prop is six inches off the deck in the still image.

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This is a normal post B24 props are safe (if walked into from the back and the engines idling)
youtube.com/watch?v=-_oBHWyScWY
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This is a normal post Lucky guy

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This is a link post Carts of Darkness
Vancouver’s homeless bottle pickers. Downhill shopping trolley races

GC but to hell with it, there’ll be people who haven’t seen it and it’s always worth a rewatch
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This is a normal post that was great
new season of trailer park boys coming soon on netflix I'm reliably informed
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This is a link post The Walk of Sushi
A GoPro on a conveyor belt with Dire Straits backing. Random
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This is a normal post Surprisingly engaging.

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This is a normal post I did this in 2003 and caught someone picking their nose
tee hee.
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That's great that is
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This is a normal post I prefer to watch it to Ich ruf zu dir, Herr Jesu Christ, BWV 639
youtu.be/X9Dh43kVL1Q
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This is a normal post Nice
Except for the song that is patently shite.
Worst is when Knopfler does "Whoo hoo".
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This is a normal post Spot the serial killer, all in black
with his tiny right hand
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This is a normal post that's jeremy beadle

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This is a normal post Looking surprisingly healthy for someone cremated 10 years ago

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This is a normal post was he though?

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This is a normal post It all makes sense now

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This is a normal post Must have taken ages to get permission waivers from everyone
for YouTube to whore out their images to raise money from adverts.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post unbroken shot in a restaurant to a pop music track, reminds me of this
tenuously.
Sushi shot would be great as a title sequence with text moving in and out as they pass the booths.
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This is a normal post I can't believe how much of that shit some of them have eaten

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This is a link post Astronomy is hard
I think that's my favourite thing I've read this year. Issued as an update to
www.astronomerstelegram.org/?read=11448
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This is a normal post Pffft.

(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oops

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This is a link post The Square is my film of the year by a fucksight.
Of the last five years, maybe more. It's Ruben Ostlund's follow-up to Force Majeure. If you haven't seen it, you must: it's on release now, so don't watch this in shitty quality. If you have, here's that scene again.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a curious film.

(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a link post CLOWN CORE
Ace and mental
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Just yes. And a klik.
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