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This is a link post Henri Lloyd goes into administration
Sad news. Another casualty of the high street. Loved my jackets over the years.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where will the men of Chipping Norton get their fleeces from now?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boden.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post He calls the one on the left Order and the one on the right Progress.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That has more to do with steroids than the gym
What a fuckwit
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post worse than that
it's probably synthol or whatever they call it injected into the muscles... it's like an oil.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I remember now
Because they inject certain areas it doesn't even look authentic because some areas get huge and others don't change at all. Hence the tits..on a tit
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tits on tits, we're in Cyriak country.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Jun 2018, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post its a, it's a, it's a... it's a
synthol!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post *gets flustered and confused*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Jun 2018, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that one of those Bangkok lady boys?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of young fellas dressed as ladies in skirts. That's the kind of thing you are looking for
You dirty Fecker!
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Salutes

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post An udder tit

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
How nice xx
 (Sherbs, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 7:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also have manboobs!
I shall commission a video forthwith!
 (835Rocks, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a rather advanced gynamastia you've got there

(gijoel, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Michael's back

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Didn't she chop his head off in part 17 or something?
 (ohidunno, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post just a flesh wound

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!
Happy B3taday
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy b3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles, fruit month

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely candles

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 9 Jun 2018, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard
they were just going to ignore all the other films and say this is the sequel to the original.

Like when the writers of Dallas had to say 'it was all a dream' after fucking up the plot so much.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish Silver Shamrock Novelties were back.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3 more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post a classic and sadly underrated

(ozof, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't they be releasing this nearer halloween and not in June though?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shhh...
don't taunt the less able.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That leathery face is way more scary this time
But then Jamie Lee must be getting on now
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most stimulating

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post *drops several monocles*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 8 Jun 2018, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post she's definitely channelling Billy Connolly

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got put off when the guy was holding up the mask to the back of micheal's head
and saying "You might want to see this"

Why did he not walk to the front of him and show him it like a normal person?

I hope he dies first.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Dangerous Witchcraft
Volume on
 (Paint! Another one lost, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a link post MD in your hand dot com
'Turn on your cellphone or computer! Answer some questions to identify what is individual about your pattern of symptoms. Play the unique signal on your cellphone or computer chosen by the expert system to rapidly relieve your symptoms!'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the cure for
constipation the brown note?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably a silent mp3, to be homoeopathic about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sample Testimony Pattern
"I had an illness. The normal doctor made me take antibiotics. They didn't immediately help so I did this phone thing. I then got better a couple of days later. It's a MIRACLE"
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do YOU suffer from pain and stuff?
No real science education?
Mummy not around to stroke your head?
Magical religion sound is your answer!
For only £££ we will ask the Virgin Mary to serenade you on a silent Kazoo.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Jun 2018, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think you're being at all fair. I was diagnosed with acute, chronic, hypochondria and the NHS were no help at all. This site literally saved my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a link post The Beautiful Danielle Dax again
The best of all records titled 'Yummer Yummer man'

When Realplayer was all the rage, this is all dolly the sheep used to dance to on the visualtions tab :-)
(Tivert, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a link post I see that cold sweat down there
And raise you a 'Cold Sweat'

God, i love how Danielle Dax could be whatever genre she chose to be on any given record.Largely noted as being Goth and industrial
(Tivert, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a link post You won't believe how immune to clickbait you are! I made this!

How good are you at not clicking curious headlines?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Number 17 will blow your mind!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed
And then I cried.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was doing really well
But hotter-than-the-celeb stunt doubles got me near the end

For the record, you can safely click past it
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had to see that one too.
Most were absolutely not hotter.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also had to check out
18 Wikipedia Pages That'll Make You Say "Fuck, That's Interesting".

14 fall in the unexplained/conspiracy theory category, not something actually interesting. Don't fall for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6 Benefits Of Having A Small Penis
is worth missing too, I imagine.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chapeau, Monkeon, on the baby ducks.
Couldn't NOT click.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully the game will teach you
that it is never worth clicking. The only winning move is not to play.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks dad

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more electric shocks though.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 6:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post To the genitalia ?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post See the trick that internet marketers don't want you to know

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Jun 2018, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Alan Partridge shrugging gif is my most used of 2018 so far, glad to see it again

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I nearly broke around 15/16 but got past it
Do I keep the 100% if I do it again and take a look?
*edit* Noooo! They're random!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol. I did exactly what you did. There is some dash cam click bait I'm so desperate to see!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did consider adding a cookie
to prevent people playing it more than once.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flaaaaaaming caaaaandles!!!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Serious suggestion
There should be a delay before the skip button is clickable, force the player to take in and face the temptation.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea.
I've added that.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Cheers. What else can I make you do just by moaning on b3ta?
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a BAD MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES CANDLES CANDLES

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 8 Jun 2018, 6:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post VANDALS VANDALS VANDALS

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Your tweet success click does not tweet success.
 (Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's not working with it?
You got a popup blocker installed?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No - just on mobile. Twitter opened but no post was made on my behalf. There was no oauth challenge.
 (Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post and there i was thinking
that tweeting your success was the final clickbait-resistance challenge
 (ozof, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got 100%
and also saw all the links using this one weird trick.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doctors hate her

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 8 Jun 2018, 2:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not clicking.
Clearly clickbait.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Fri 8 Jun 2018, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post MONKEON FOR PRIME MINISTER

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Failed on the second one
Who could resist see monsters from 16,000 ft?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Tony Christie Avenues & Alleyways
No reason, just love this vid.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post not so far from the truth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUOPV32gq-c
it was originally written as the 1972 title music for The Protectors....with that hussy Nyreen Dawn Porter....if that's even a real name...
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou. I knew it was for a tv series, couldn't remember which one.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a link post This is fine (trump version) I made this!
Edited the Adult Swim animated version to make it about Trump
(JauntyArt, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you're not even American.
You make me sick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 7 Jun 2018, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too much beer makes me sick
Trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post So,
Beer is American?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I’m not but I lived in the US for a while.
 (JauntyArt, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Emetics make me sick.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a link post How to eat if you want to form your own gravity well...
I mean, I enjoy food, but this was surprisingly eye-opening...
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson
is current world's strongest man, Brain Shaw finished 3rd so this diet must be a piece of shit.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I BET YOU DONT EVEN LIFT BRO

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine the size of his balls.
Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker!
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please, I don't feel good.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what you'd say but that wouldn't wash with Geoff.

(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post No! He'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do Monty Python next! Do Monty Python next!

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post No thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a link post NASA news conference tonight at 6 about something interesting Curiosity has found on Mars.
Probably not alien life, but would be nice if it was.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some red rocks?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^nailed it

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
haha!
 (Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every missing sock from Earth

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and every missing biro.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Evidence of microbial activity below surface level, where it's protected from the lack of atmosphere
You heard it here about 50th.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post extra-terrestrial germs
Trump's response should be golden
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's okay, the theologians will make up something to cover it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post yea I can't believe this is a serious academic post
what do you do?
make stuff up.

oh really like a scientist looking at evidence and making up a theory of how this evidence is like it is or something?

no. I make stuff up to try and make nonsense make sense.

like for example there's this book about god's son (who is also god) and there's some bits about his mother. but in the book it never says what she does when he dies.

so people like me make things up like, 'she MUST have been CARRIED up to HEAVEN by ANGELS'. Then if everyone in this stupid club agrees with the idea it becomes a fact.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 7 Jun 2018, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ack ack ack

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Maddie?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post matt
damon
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post White dog shit

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post A thrice titted hooker?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two Weeks!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's at 7, i.e. in a couple of minutes
if you happen to be scrolling by.
Edit, five minutes later: tuned out already, no aliens, just some bits of stuff that could potentially be/have been aliens.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Organic material...
Aka space poop.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Your boys took one hell of a robot beating I made this!
As Bjørge Lillelien is no longer with us to serenade England as we fail at football, I built a bot. Like a stopped clock, it'll be right at least once during the world cup.

So, pop over to Twitter to follow @YourBoysTook the Bjørge Lillelien bot.

(Its definition of famous is skewed as the people are scraped from Wikipedia, there are odd spaces and some grammatical mistakes for the same reason - it's a robot, what do you expect?)
 (I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post you should use actually twitter users and @ them
that would be fantastically annoying
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smashing idea
I fear it'd get banned in quick time, but I might try anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Googles who Bjørge Lillelien is in order to understand it*
Woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post For those in a Ris frame of mind it's one of the best and funny soccer ball commentaries of all time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqZTP8-8wIs
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a link post This could partly explain B3ta.
Pathological punning and hypersexuality.

www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/in-excess/201402/passive-joking
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post :) you might like this
soundcloud.com/allusionistshow/puns
kicking off one of my favourite podcasts
 (ozof, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*clicked for later*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Jun 2018, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Doctors NSFW I made this!
Another old one that sat on the backburner for 10 years or so. No prizes for guessing who influenced the vid.
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post no idea what the film is...
...but that's ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
It's from a film called Darklands.
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Craig Fairbrass
Senior member of rent-a-UK-gangster-film-actor along with Vincent Regan
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Great work =)
 (Sherbs, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay! :)

(ozof, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's your little John Thaw ident gone? :o(

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I made this before i made the ident, itl be back
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Mortal Engines Official Trailer
Never did like that there London.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post that looks mad
Looking forward to it
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure it works as a book, but it just looks fucking stupid to me
I guess its an uncanny valley thing, the more realistic you make the effects the more your brain just screams "why isn't everyone flying off and it tearing itself apart when it turns a corner?"
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I really like the artwork but, lots of it seems silly.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched with the sound off and have never heard of the book...
Is it just Mad Max set in Middle Earth?
 (sithemong, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can go along with that (other film universes have silly physics)
Any meh I feel is because of the amazing setting being used to sell a generic revenge / child-of-special-person and stop-a-superweapon plot, which is fine if the film has any charm / great characters, but this looks a bit too serious
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post seems uncommonly stiff of you ht
it's y.a. fiction-made-film. like city of ember, golden compass etc. course it's daft, but i'm pretty sure it'll hit it's mark.
 (ozof, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post was this to escape the congestion charge?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtf?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Steam Punk Matrix

(LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post or Laputa: Castle In The Sky (but more like Castle On The Ground)
minus the charm

(not that Laputa isn't dark, Muska is proper evil, but it's got whimsical bits)
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not seen that one
but in same vein - Howl's Moving Castle
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:25, , Reply)
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I want the men of The Crimson Permanent Insurance in this or it's a no-sale from me.
 (Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 17:40, , Reply)
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It's quite incredible just how much camera movement is going on all the time, and how incredibly unnecessary it all is.
 (ohidunno, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another movie about a drum solo :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a link post The punishment for leaving the EU? Death.
if you're a pregnant cow that is

Not going to wring my hands over the fate of a cow and a calf because I eat beef and drink milk.

However this has implications for the N.I. situation.
This either shows that the EU border is so fucking porous that a cow can stroll over and it's a joke that they're getting uppity over the situation and might as well leave it as it is.

Or that they take it so seriously there's no way we're going to satisfy their needs so might as well say fuck it. Ireland can put border controls up if it wants but we'll leave our side as it is thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I predict a cow straying over a border in a remote area of Eastern Europe will have absolutely no implications on anything

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That maybe true, but if it were to happen between Northern Ireland and Ireland the sky would definitely fall on our heads.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post they all want it as frictionless as possible so livestock can blunder across at will
If you read the GFA there's more about cows than people
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've read the GFA many, many times. It's a very moo-ving document.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would have to be a brave cow to do that.
A Boss Taurus indeed.

*runs away giggling*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post So are you in favour of a herd Brexit?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post jersey what you've done?
some udders will start making cow puns now
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop being so bullish

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the end of free moovement

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Jun 2018, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post free moovement is udder nonsense anyway

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tbf cows are EUtherian

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Moo passports though

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cud not get that one, until I remembered your blue passport obsession.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post They haven't got the stomach four it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... or it could be that "the border"
is simply a metonym for the interaction of a whole range of customs, regulatory, and - maybe one day - trade regimes, made extra spicy by a history of low-level warfare in the area that has been kept to a minimum over recent years by certain guarantees about that border the robustness of which are now open to serious question.

But, y'know, plug it into your tedious anti-EU paranoia whichever way you like. Whatever makes you happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also the Church of DUP cult.
A lovely blend of religion and politics.

...and Jesus said "NO, NO, NO, NEVER!".
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, don't have a cow man.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Adding the words 'voting in favour of' before 'leaving' would make that a headline I could really get behind

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Cold Sweat

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Sugarcubes was one of the first CD's I bought!

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post COol.
How are the grand kids?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:43, , Reply)
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cu ba
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:44, , Reply)

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