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This is a link post BBC Micro games, you say? HERE YA GO.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Tea-Bag Terror
pfft
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post plenty'o'lols there
teabag-terror-lols
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Good find
Having a quick go of Prince of Persia.
 (Sherbs, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, Sugar Smash looks familiar.
Someone has actually back-ported Candy Crush to the BBC Micro.
I mean, wow. What a world we live in.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd always wondered what might have been
Had they gave it a little more than 8 fixed colours.

Someone made a mod to give more colours to choose from, but only 16 on-screen. The result is pretty impressive!

stardot.org.uk/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=13545#p177181
 (Glis, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "how good could the graphics be on this old computer if we use hardware to make them better"
feels like a game with no limits
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that basically what the Spectrum Next is?
Some of the games look fun, but not very Spectrummy.

They should have house rules for games to retain the Spectrum feel, such as your character must not be human and you must feature a Sinclair C5 and/or Clive Sinclair at some point in the game.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was a bit overdone. I did want to see Timex/MSX style hi-colour, that the 128K SHOULD have had originally.
Although the point was to make a modern programmable machine, not a Speccy emulator.
Various kickstarter shitbags have robbed people of their money with that plan already.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I see where you're coming from
But PCs did kind of do exactly that from year dot with interchangeable graphics cards.

In this case I think it illustrates what could have been with a minor tweak in the design phase. The Spectrum Next feels like a total overhaul of a computer so it doesn't resemble what the spectrum stood for; a very budget-conscious computer with corners cut to meet a price point. The Beeb was by no means budget conscious, but its display capabilities felt so weak compared with everything else the computer had to offer.
 (Glis, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post A 16-colour mode when you only have 8 colours does seem a bit daft.
The Speccy's FLASH bit was just as dumb an idea too. But that was intended as a working computer, not a games machine.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.
This is one of the best games on that particular platform.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Always had a soft spot for
the Felix games myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes,
I played a lot of Felix and the Evil Weevils back in the day...

I probably hacked it for infinite lives and putting my schoolmates' names in the highscore table (I did that a lot...).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 23:37, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer I made I made this!
that was rejected by my client.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good, but unless your client was James Cameron, who would want it?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone showing Titanic presumably.
Channel 4 or Channel 5, one of those sort of guys probably.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post you're on the right kind of lines :)

(The Tramp Surveyor, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post Top music vid skillz NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't speak Black Metal meself however

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted the video for 'Wires' many years ago

Will watch this shortly, cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
How dare you.

Athelete were fucking shit.
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Prehistoric dog is ace!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post VERY METAL©.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Strong old school Mortal Kombat vibes here

I dig the song, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
Hints of Mastodon / Baroness, nice.
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 6:16, Reply)
This is a link post Ants work really hard


I post videos so seldom I always forget how to properly embed youtube urls : ( Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is fucking great
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.sciencealert.com/many-worker-ants-are-actually-lazy-slackers-but-there-s-a-good-reason-for-that
 (who's_the_what?, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
It was great because of the commentary on human society, not the scientific accuracy regarding ants.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this ant music

(Sherbs, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post www.youtube.com/watch?v=

Then the random characters after the '/' if it's a shortened link.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 0:29, Reply)
This is a link post more robot abuse

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post A clip from this is doing the rounds on twitter
I did not suspect, or read the watermark.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's very good isn't it :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
Am actually aware of the channel, they're very SugarApe.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That is exactly what will happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Had me fooled for far too long.
Which is either a worrying reflection my critical thinking ability, or the speed at which this technology is evolving in the real world.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't until it first fought back/grabbed the stick that I realised
Even when he hit it with a bottle I was thinking why on earth do these boston dynamics people do that, because it didn't seem that out of character for them :D
It's startlingly good CG for a joke video, although once you realise its easy enough to spot errors
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The feet don't quite stand properly on the balancing boxes, but it is still very well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 15 Jun 2019, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah!

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 15 Jun 2019, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
"You have 20 seconds to comply"
 (who's_the_what?, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "you have 15 seconds to comply"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0InSlbNakOs


 (stubhuman, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fooled me! I only spotted the watermark at the very end, just before the bot went postal.
 (abc, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Aces!

(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That’s really nice.
Can’t work out if it’s a good song made better by a fun video or not though :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Close your eyes and play it again
I think it's quite a nice ditty but a chord change might have been nice
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Wife
is OMG gorj
 (835Rocks, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 0:01, Reply)
This is a link post What's the last banger u stumbled across that you'd never heard before??
Today I just found this nice little ditty by the Magnetic Fields - Two Characters in Search of a Country Song
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post the magnetic fields have some truly awe inspiring tunes
but the catalogue is so huge, they can be hard to find
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Got any recommendations?
I want to dive deeper, but as u pointed out, they have been rather prolific over the years
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 69 Love Songs is the best place to start, I reckon.
Most of the songs are pretty short, so it's not quite the undertaking it sounds.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(ozof, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
To my shame, I'd never heard Killing Joke's 'Night Time' LP before a week ago. Obviously I'd heard Love Like Blood and Eighties before, but that whole album is astonishing. They shoulda been bigger, they knew how to put a tune together.
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 19:16, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Mushroom Cats I made this!
Cats. Mushroom. Point and click. What's not to like?

This is possibly my shortest review ever. What's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post MCaC

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A true emotional rollercoaster

(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Pleasant game
Short and sweet.
Could do with more levels though..
 (Sherbs, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice review
and good candles to you too.
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 23:09, Reply)
This is a link post Office chair racing
Japan
(Sherbs, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Trufax
I tried to enter the German downhill office chair race quite a few years ago, but was rejected when the race organisers said they were no longer running it for foreign entries. I want to do this, but have to convince missus Fadge to take a trip to Japan...

For reference https://youtu.be/SoGLrznAvTg
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post so why not organise an event wherever you are?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did I never think of this before!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post no office chair racing association either so you could setup that as well

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *takes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Why stop at racing? Why not a full office chair tournament?
I'd compete in an office chair joust with french loaves if you organised it. I'd need someone to push my chair though so I could concentrate on pin-point baguette accuracy obvs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY ON NOTEPAD*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post There should be an office chair + desk race
where the contestants have to do admin while racing
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post *collapses on floor*
*spazzes out*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Some adaptation of horseback archery as well...
Perhaps crumpled paper trashcan throwing while on the move.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh and office chair curling
with office cleaners
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Henry hoovers
Shirley?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
That sounds more like the shot-put event to me
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Just think about the merchandising!
You could set up shops all over the country selling office furniture to fans.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post after all, what would it take to set up an Office Chair Racing Association website
Then buy the google adword for office chair racing, before spamming the search engine so it comes up as a suggested autocomplete search term?

Must be worth a few visits from those who search for such things, any distraction from looking for them online must be welcome.

Need to get some ads on the site.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as 'missus Farage'

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *wanks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *crashes helicopter*

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post surely there are limits...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post As 2 unlimited used to say

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post IRONY

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Titanium?
*sucks teeth*

4 brass furniture coasters would have been cheaper.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It would look ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I think that looks rather fetching.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Propellers would probably have been cheaper
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh really?
And what is going to drive the props, pray tell? Cat farts and hope?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats and buttered toast
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XpQ6MehInc
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
Nicely done.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That mangy thing looks permanently terrified
And in agony.
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He is expected to improve
I hope they post a follow-up video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ....using magnets

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Improve with upgraded limb attachments?
Like Han from Enter the Dragon?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Like Steve Pawstin

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's okay, they got a popular video out.
I would euthanise it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That will stop the bastard clawing the furniture

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post No more adverts of men playing football, or women cooking dinner then, I suppose?
What about adverts for incontinece pads? Are those only going to feature men, now?
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *auditions for new bodyform ad*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't we just ban all adverts?
Forever.

To answer your specific questions, we can still have men playing football if they're also talking about their feelings on the pitch, we can have women cooking dinner if they have previously chugged 3 pints of lager. Incontinence pads will be advertised by fit healthy 25 year olds, with cast iron urinary tracts.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Finding it hard to give a fuck about the content of something I go out of my way to avoid

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point. Myself and Mrs. Penis don't watch commercial telly either.
But is still feels a bit fucking wet.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Very much this.
I suppose it is some pushback against old stereotypes.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Mummy or chips?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you read the entire article?
"However, the new rules do not preclude the use of all gender stereotypes. The ASA said the aim was to identify "specific harms" that should be prevented.

So, for example, adverts would still be able to show women doing the shopping or men doing DIY, or use gender stereotypes as a way of challenging their negative effects."
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post But women are terrible at parking
It's just a genetic fact
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post oldie but a goodie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBTiXqRUvZo
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Then of course this classic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vupgBykQnko

It's misogynist Friday!
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That is genuinely hilarious.
I love how she'd have carried on trying except someone else's car physically prevented it so she had to try something else.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Should keep ASA busy as this stuff is very subjective
endless rows ahoy
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post No, the real problem is that fucking retarded advert showing a kid lifting its leg and being a ballarenia?!
But that token, when I smeared my own shit all over the floor as a baby I should now be a world famous artist!
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure the ASA have no real power.
They are like IPSO but for advertising.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Stew, that political correctness has gone mad.

(97800, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post Baby Sandwich I made this!
Another very silly sketch I helped on
(dogfood, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 10:19, Reply)
This is a link post Who's on first?
Someone reminded me about this gem earlier, so I thought I'd share it because it's 66 years old and still makes me laugh like a drain
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The clips from The Shining look good.

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post only the elevator doors is from the original
the rest is reshot
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, they reshot those well,
or well enough to look good on my first and only viewing. It really does look awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post glad to see that there's a bit where he looks through a hole in a door
Imagine the hoohaa if he hadnt looked through a hole in a door
Will he look through a hole in a door as well as Jack Nicholson though? Only time will tell
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hopefully they've updated it to have a modern pop culture reference
Whatever James Corden says or something from Mrs Browns Boys perhaps
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Danny has an iPhone

(97800, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 12:26, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer for the Banana Splits movie
I love the Banana Splits, Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorky.

I bet this is fun family entertain...

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This looks terrible, but I'll watch it
It looks like the violence could be a bit like it is on 'Happy!', which is also a great show but has just been cancelled by SyFy. Bastards.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The second season lost it
It was better when he wasn't going through an existential crisis, just like every comedy character goes through just before their show is cancelled.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "Horror, Violence and Gore"
- looks promising
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep - I'll be watching it.
Tra la laaaa la la la laaaaa! ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
there goes my fucking childhood.
(Old enough to be a fan during the original run of the show.)
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
It was good
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow that looks utterly horrible.
Will NOT be watching.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 19:31, Reply)
This is a link post Grace Jones has died

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Slave to the arrhythmia

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post very good.
But I fear you've wasted your ammo from when the other Grace Jones conks out in an Ibiza hot tub
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post pull up to the not bumper

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 4:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Cold Leatherette

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Russell Harty died in 1988. Friends say he never fully recovered from their 1981 encounter.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post so its now Hilda Clulow's chance to race up the chart

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Changed a bit as she got older.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Strange
I've seen that face before
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Max Zorin can finally rest in peace.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh christ.
That's moved my gran one place nearer to the top spot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's also moved you up
Just in case you wanted something else to worry about tonight.

Unless of course you're already dead, in which case, carry on!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll never make it that far, but my gran's really hanging on for that TV interview
She's 104 and can't wait to tell the nation about her polymyalgia and what she thinks of forrin food.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post And Brexit?

(97800, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post She'd have a thing or two to say about that.
And Russia.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post 'gingham-top jars of racial hatred'

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The militant wing of the WI

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 23:24, Reply)
This is a link post Giving this fine upstanding citizen's age seems a little redundant.
I mean, in normal human years, our dog is only 13. But she's absolutely fuckered, too.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post Find the pipe! I made this!
Click the pipes to find out which one is the pipe, can you find the pipe?
Pipe.


 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post

(97800, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Baltimora.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a new crisp flavour?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably pizza-curry flavour.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Best eaten whilst running
with your trousers down.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ma-great
Was expecting a | symbol.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't there one after "yeah" at the bottom?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I was tempted.
but to find the real one is more fiendish and unfair than that
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffffffffffffft

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fuck off
And I clicked more than one pipe. I mean why? So tired...
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post footballers = slaves? I made this!
Episode two of my new nine part series. This one addresses a real sad reality for many premiership footballers.
 (AOEComedy, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:49, Reply)

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