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This is a link post Pretty pictures
Some weeks, I'm away for days with work, and I come home and find my other half in a dreadful state with her depression and anxiety. Today was a bit like that, until we started talking about what she'd been drawing, and it all turned around.
She started drawing and painting as part of therapy - hadn't really done it since her days in education - and it's a joy to behold, both because it makes her happy, and because she has a good eye and a heap of talent.

Anyway, here's her Instagram thing. I thought you Philistines might enjoy it too.
 Title:
Helen McLaughlin (@helenmclaughlinart) • Instagram photos and videos


 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like, and have accordingly acted

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I too have acted accordingly.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Accordingly, I too have acted.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Etc

(strongp, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it works well for her.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Oct 2019, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
- and thanks to whoever's added her to their following list.
You know how it is: I can tell her that her art is awesome till the cows come home, but my motives are suspect - random strangers on the other hand, your praise is worth having!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Completely understand
My other half also gets depression and anxiety.

Sometimes you just need some complete strangers to say "That's not bad at all, you know"

I don't have the insty gams but have a click.

I am always amazed by how often female artists like to draw the eyes and faces of females.

She draws very well.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the one of Eilean Donan especially.
But I've loved that castle since Highlander.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That's kind of why we went and visited
"I'll bluddy weial wark outta hieer!"
Loved Lambert's accent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post THESE ARE BEA-UUUUUUUUUUUTIES!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good, and best of luck to her
and you too.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *was

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh
that's a tense subject
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post In other news, pop-up Japanese food stall opens on the Southbank...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Could have been solved with a depth charge
and a raffle to choose who presses down on the comically large plunger.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody climate protestors

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Now we know...
...how to get to Wales on the Thames.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 12:41, Reply)
This is a link post Skateboarding Russian chap has no fear of snow and ice
Very impressive skillz considering the conditions. Also a nice soundtrack full of menace and foreboding.
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 15:57, Reply)
This is a link post I woke up to this song, playing from this point
Day was nearly a write off
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
Start at time doesn't work on embedded
Skip to 2:31
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post A crocodile flounces
after a wildebeest refuses to cooperate

Edit: in other crocodile news, a crocodile found crushed under a dead elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The preview picture is great
"Oh shit should have stayed in bed today"
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He just wanted to hold hands and skim stones.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Have this classic made by a B3tan:
Wildebeest:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMJXvsCLu6s
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 20:12, Reply)
This is a link post Let's have some Aussie music
nice little ballad.......
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 5:17, Reply)
This is a link post Stumbled on this..
... to think it's just a few years ago. I doubt the BBC would broadcast this now..
(GeeFunk, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you don't make fun of those views any more...

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No
you use them to get into office and as a basis for policy
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it seemed a bit weak at the time too
As it was shite but people always seemed to shit their pants laughing at those two talentless cunts. It should have been put in the same concrete box as Jim Davidson and everything else from the seventies and dumped in the North Sea.

Not because of the racism though, all that stuff was just HILARIOUS!
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist?

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
No thanks, I've already had one
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post there are certain comedy shows that I don't find funny
Fork handles.
Dead parrot.
These two^^
Mrs Browns Boys
Allo Allo
Jim Davidson

Really depressing
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Late show with James Corden
and

Jack Whitehall
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
all of the above can stay off my screen thank you very much
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Allo Allo
I liked the premise and the characters (policeman/spy speaking bad French in English) more than most of the jokes.

Still love MPFC even though certain sketches(yeah yeah parrot blah) have since been done to death.
 (horrid, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I love that AA is popular all round Europe, with the voices dubbed accordingly...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I work with Dutch People
They expect me to like red wine while avoiding ze Huns...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post So do we...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Read very carefully, I will only type this once,
I don´t get aroused by all this resit-nonce nonce sense.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but no but yes but no but
The "Faith" line did raise a chuckle though.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 11:47, Reply)
This is a link post Dirt. Alice in Chains. Just cos...


(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

Haven't quite taken to their new stuff but the Layne Stayley era albums are gold.

Check out Mad Season if you've not heard them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for this

(I helped save b3ta! kingjay umpfh, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 23:54, Reply)
This is a link post Could someone try this and telll me if it’s legit?
Very much after you Claude
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Superglue works better still

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it works, but it's a lot of faff.
I did a couple of 45s to the get shit off from parties back in the late 70s, and it worked well but getting every last bit of dried glue off can be time consuming. Too much glue and it takes forever to dry, not enough and it doesn't come off cleanly, but it does work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it works...
PVA glue doesn't adhere to non-porous material, including PVC and other material records are typically made of. It will penetrate the record's groove and trap particles in there, pulling them out when it has set and is removed.

However, it'll do fuck all for wear and damage, which is an inherent property of records.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 8 bar of compressed air.
Same job, 5 seconds.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Might not shift oily deposits though.
Spray on isopropyl alcohol then dry with compressed air would do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Oct 2019, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Where would the oil go?
It wouldn't evaporate in the IPA
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 6:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you'd need to rinse the record with distilled water to move any contaminants out of the groove.
That said, pure IPA is generally not recommended for cleaning PVC, as it tends to evaporate too quickly to be an effective cleaning agent, can potentially remove chemical additives (plasticizers, protective coatings), and may adversely react with other chemicals (e.g. acetic acid) and damage the material.

There's also the risk of damaging the record's label by applying liquids to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking of a contact time in seconds, at room temperature.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Oct 2019, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Diesel then brake cleaner
Then 8 bar of air then.

Works for removing crude oil.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post If the oil is dissolved in the alcohol the air blasts both off.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Oct 2019, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post One of these is the best way.
They cost a bit initially, but they can make almost dead records come back to life.
The Spin Clean MkII
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You could just stick with the "wet play" option
As long as you are prepared to commit to it, it does work very well. The downside is that any muck dries back onto the surface, meaning you have to use it every time.
I wouldn't use any proprietary fluids which can leave additional residues - just a mix of isopropyl alcohol and deionised water.
There are arguments that it reduces wear due to a water film lubricating the contact surface, but that's also said to cause distortion.
Sounded fine to me!
snvinyl.co.uk/Analogis-Wet-Type-LENCO-CLEAN-Arm-art-5930
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear pissing on them is the best way to clean them

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonsense
Stick them in the washing machine at 60 degrees, then dry them over a radiator.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you will still have a wet sound
Might need to send it some of your dick pics to get rid of any moisture.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post dick pics?
There isn't a microscope powerful enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Even if the spermatozoids
have to single file on the way out, there is a microscope for you.

(hope that makes you feel better)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post it'll work, but not a substitute for a record cleaning machine
list of them here - clicky - a friend had one of the VPI ones
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Try putting them in a dishwasher.
Apparently that works on all sorts of random things.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Home taping is killing music
and if it doesn't work, you've got yourself a nice woodglue copy of the record that you can play instead
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not putting glue on my realaudio file collection

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What about your 'specialist' Vivo video collection?

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post This will give Annabelle the Sheep scrapie

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Stick it through a Keith Monks machine. A few places round the UK have them, was £5 a shot few years back from memory.
www.vinyldiscovery.com/united-kingdom
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure getting 'Keith Monk' on your records is going to do them much good...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post The Vatican is at it again.
What could go wrong?!


(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it's just a tracking device to help noncy priests locate children.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean the parish facebook page?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 19 Oct 2019, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post “ This is not the first time the Catholic Church has attempted to attract young people with technology”

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post So she wasn't a trustworthy source?
I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly not a trustworthy source of your recommended daily amount of fibre.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post No shit!

(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
How about Niacin, Thiamin, and Riboflavin?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The lesser known three wise men.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Oct 2019, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't listen to hip hop

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post

(97800, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post give the little shit shy cunt an apple in the morning and he'll be good to go

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post L@@k @ ME!!!
Poor kid has to deal with that drama.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Oct 2019, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That child has a very, very bleak future.
More justification for parenting licenses.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem with the idea of parenting licenses,
is that it wouldn't take very long before they'd stop being handed out to stable couples, with good education, and the means to be able to look after their children properly. They'd instead be given to protected categories of people.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree, he looks more grown up than her.
This suggests he might escape via education and meeting less dramatic people.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Oct 2019, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post THE BROWZ RETURN

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Oct 2019, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
I am more incredulous of them than anything contained in the story.
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 19:27, Reply)
This is a link post Last one, I promise.
The phrase "Steel Cube Idolatry" struck a chord with me, and by pure coincidence this video matched it perfectly.

Night, night, b3ta.

Edited for a better fit. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there was a German machinist out there with a taste for Orbital and an admirable creative streak.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 3:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 7:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles, but also....
... I actually really liked that. Horribly fascinating video, made all the more hypnotic by the music.

Top banana!
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 23:39, Reply)
This is a link post It must be the wax fumes.
This seems to be some new form of semi-intelligible free-form poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I always enjoy a little AvE
This one is more than usually Ginsburg-like.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a slightly hopped-up redneck William S. Burroughs.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *ticks 'I like this'*
Happy candles btw
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Oct 2019, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry FlameDay©.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Reads Well as a poem
had a beautiful summer here in Canada
came on a Tuesday now that's all over
nice to not suffer apocalyptic wildfires
but the ticks were apoplectic never
fails but you venture into the bush with
your sweetie a little worse for the wear
inand she picks up a 300 kill a click
tick don't make no nevermind or creed
gasser diesel they're all junk broke
down by the side of the road this
particular ones surviving on the laurels
of glories bygone the best infernal
combustion engine ever SQUOZE out of a
Detroit City Friday afternoon shift 1 8
4 3 6 5 7 2 Rams wilfully issued only
dickheads drive dodge some bitumen
statement loyal Burton sled neck glass
fast you do in a buck 60 trailer for
Less skid whose spitting rocks and
he's driving a Dodge schadenfreude ugly
rapidly Paul seeing I'm tits up in the
rhubarb when you realize you'll be
crawling pastas Coquihalla summit red
plate yard sale for hours don't be silly
still gonna send it we gave you
Flatlanders part of the Rockies for a
reason what'd you come here for tick
removal your want to ignore that
loathsome engine speed dependent noise
seeing is how it comes and goes as the
engine warms up it's a mere trifle to
drown it out with angry teenage music
from your glory days nothing more
ennobling lee ignoble than blasting rage
against the machine driving to work at a
evil Omni Corp in your gas drinkin
piston Clank and air pollutant smoke
belching four-wheel buggy from Detroit's
Eddy I'm here to tell you a partner
ignore the signs at your peril deep in
your valve train a hydraulic lifter is
self-destructing either it's sticky
rolling or hydraulically collapse and
slams into the cam lobe slowly steadily
this burnell's the roller and Spall's
the case hardening off the cam one easy
trick big Lube doesn't want you to know
harvest your own for free from the
bottom of the pan congratulations you're
making homebrew never cease the
ancestral time-tested fix from time
immemorial
add engine oil change that engine oil
for thicker engine oil add STP die
engine thick goop assorted snake oils
and sundry voodoo charms and rattles
turn up the radio and ignore for a
minimum of six months remove a single
head and inspect every lifter but the
one that's stuck in the hole reassemble
and hide surplus fasteners take it to a
mechanic proclaiming I've tried nothing
and I'm all out of ideas bulk at the
discount shop rate you already tried to
fix it and it up limp ohm to
remove heads replace camshaft and single
faulty lifter vowing to never buy that
brand vehicle again in an ill-conceived
effort to economize legal tender reuse
torque to yield head bolts complain to
all and sundry that you're brand new
head gaskets are leaking repeat by
annually until a new set of used tires
is worth more than the truck and that is
how Canadians stay safe from ticks
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 14:53, Reply)
This is a link post A Robot Hand Solving a Rubik's Cube (One-Handed).
I've always been fascinated by robots, since before I was thirteen the first time around and I'm continually amazed at how machine vision has evolved since I first discovered that it was a thing, to say nothing of the awesome ways people are finding to combine the two.

Enjoy, everyone.

I can't work out how to embed YT links in a message, so here is where the the blue link above was meant to take you.

And, if you prefer the version without inspirational fluff, watch this instead.
If you're around, LP, you'd better bloody click this.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post very merry candles

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post So...
You do something awesome, but make it look like CGI in the video.

Makes sense?

Edit: the faffless video looks better... I guess it's cos of teh instagarms or something? I'm a confused old man. NURSE!
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
Happy day good sir.
Erm , i got mugged earlier and punched if the face a few times..
I don't like getting bashed onto a cold wet floor.
My friend called the cops..why i am saying this here? not sure..i think i'm bit shaky still. Gangs stealing things..swines =(
 (Sherbs, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 3:37, Reply)
This is a normal post oh fuck
have some internet hugs
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 3:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Simbosan =)

(Sherbs, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post *hugs*

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 4:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Jonbob

(Sherbs, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post There are some utter bastards about

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Most disappointing really
 (Sherbs, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post How horrible. I hope you recover from what must be a bit of fright.
In the last place where I lived it was basically a town of geriatrics. And there was one policeman. I laughed the first time I saw him driving around. He had to be at least 80 years old. One cop geriatric town.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit, what terrible luck, hope you're okay.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Oct 2019, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You cannot account for dickheads
I hope you didn't lose anything you were attached to, and I hope you don't feel too terrorised. Get well soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's hoping they get lifted, sent down and spend a lovely long time 'relaxing' at her majesty's pleasure while wondering if they're about to be brutally assaulted on a daily basis

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope your face is not too hard
Caus' the perp is going to sue you for injury and lost wages.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's a shitty thing to happen.
Hope you're OK!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Mega happy candles time

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 7:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how many times
They’ve stuck that robot hand in their drawers “for a bet”
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 21:25, Reply)
This is a link post Strange illusion in Snowdonia
Hiker sees spooky rainbow.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Oct 2019, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the legend supposed to be?
Why's he in trouble?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It is explained near the end of the article.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Oct 2019, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah
I got down to loads of adverts and thought that was the end of the article.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 7:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you tired to copy the other kids' homework before assembly.
"In the past, the phenomenon was thought to be a supernatural creature dubbed The Big Grey Man of Ben Macdui and, according to legend, those who witness a Brocken spectre will die in the mountains the next day."
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post so tired having tried so hard
spelling mistakes cost lives
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No
It was always just a coincidence that I got the same wrong answer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 7:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll bet the bumming he got by the shadow God will be kept secret.
Fucking journalists.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post How is a thing you can see and photograph
in any way an 'illusion'?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post because it is only iconographically symbolic of a deeper reality
and not actually part of reality itself. Like everything else you have ever or will ever sense.

But in the superficial, and the spirit of your question, the answer is: it isn't an illusion at all and anyone that says it is, is a cunt
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 17 Oct 2019, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh, until I accidentally clicked that I thought it said "Hitler sees spooky rainbow".
Time for new glasses methinks.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post much?

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Marmot sez
"Get tae fuck"
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Oct 2019, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That photo doesn't do the Tibetan fox justice

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like one of those terrible taxidermies

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Nowhere near as funny though.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Oct 2019, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Gnops, like you used to get on beter dot com back in the day

(97800, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 23:37, Reply)
This is a link post Dutch family 'waiting for end of time' found in secret room
- BBC News
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine coming out of there just before the end of time
Great timing!

That roof looks less than 9 years old...
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post are they something to do with Brexit?

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post secret rooms - say no more

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't we all, in our own way, waiting for the end of our own time?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I could wait there, looks good to me.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Oct 2019, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Where did he get the money for five pints?

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ asking the real questions here

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello, I'd like to open a tab. *drinks five pints*
Oh, time at the bar you say? Well, I've been trapped in a...
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post shouldn't i put a brown paper bag over my head or something?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post always

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 17 Oct 2019, 20:36, Reply)
This is a link post Patient Murder (Hip Hop instrumental) I made this!
Track I made today, thought it was nice enough to upload. If you want to do some rap, feel free to drop me the samples :)
 Title:
Patient Murder


 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant,
a lorra lorra Lalo goin' on!
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Oct 2019, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Roy Batty looks SHIT in this...
Nice tune though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Oct 2019, 22:58, Reply)

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