Fuckin ell BBC News, corpse the fuck off!
I see enough corpses, what with being culturally Catholic.
How come it was ghoulish and bad to watch Saddam Hussein's hanging but Muammar's bloodied corpse is the first thing I see on BBC News website? Fuck off! There's kids trying to sleep here!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:22, 184 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Animals I Have Hated
Horses are bastards, and they know that and they play on that fact too. I've never trusted them since the time I went to the circus, and the man said "who would like to ride the shire horse?"

So, 8-year-old me put my hand up, and they put me on the horse. But not before attaching a large, leather belt to my waist, attached to which was a long rope that disappeared up in to the roof of the big top. The horse, encouraged by a smack to the flanks from a wizened old carney, took off.

Around and around the big top it ran, getting faster and faster and faster and faster. "Get up on to your knees!" cried the ringmaster. "Fuck off!" I would have cried back, had I a) not been 8 and b) not been in fear for my very life.

Eventually, when the horse reached maximum velocity (approximately 1,000mph), they whipped it from under me - leaving the belt and rope to do their work. Momentum flung me forwards, the rope stretching behind me, as I soared above the crowd below.

"Aaaaaaargh!" I calmly explained, before the rope snapped me backwards, sending me reeling in the opposite direction like some kind of awful metronome of juvenile screaming, sweating and swearwords such as "Bum!" and "I'MGOINGTODIE!"

Horses: Evil. *Especially* horses that are in the circus.

What animals have you hated, and why?

Alt: There's no alt, ok? Deal with it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:45, 156 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

HEY THERE, YOU CRAZY FUNSTERS!
What's the general concensus on BISCUITS today? you fucking pathetic bunch of whiney bully-fodder pricks. No offence.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:42, 28 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That Thread is shit and dead.
Let's have one with a question.

Who was the B3tan you were most surprised by in the flesh and why?


Alt:What's the best method of capital punishment, assuming we're going to have it at all?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:44, 112 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm bored of gypsies, talk about something else here
No question, just go wild.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:39, 89 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New QOTW vote
Six to choose from, vote HERE for the next hour or so
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Do you have any sympathy for this man?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-15369876
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:08, 174 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

god, where is everyone?
alt: i have to run a BD meeting now, o joy o rapture. what do you do to stay awake in really boring meetings?

alt 2: hardest tongue-twister you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 8:27, 220 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Probably time for a new thread
If you were a person of myth and legend, who would you be?

alt: what is the most kickass mythological beast?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:12, 225 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

9 years ago yesterday I started "seeing" Mrs Cow
How did you meet your other half? Either current or previous?

Sweaty internet virgins - how did you choose your current virtual girlfriend?


Alt:
Most dangerous thing you can see right now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:14, 345 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How about now?
Do you like biscuits NOW?
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:45, 116 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am just about to watch Prime Minister's Questions
Have you ever had to contact your MP? If so did they help?

Alt: What would your manifesto be if you set up your own political party?

Alt Alt: Oh, lunch I suppose.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:01, 198 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So HRMC are sending out an average of £400 to 6 million people before december.
But they're also charging more to people who underpaid.

Are you all looking forward to your letters?

I made my own sandwiches today, aren't I frugal.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:26, 180 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good thing I didn't buy a ticket to go to Chicago.
When was the last time you didn't do something and it turned out to be a good thing?

alt: why do YOU hate n-dubz?
alt alt: why am I stupid?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 5:55, 148 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fucking hassidics.
That's the thing with extremism, if they comprimised a little, they could be seen as resonable, if hitler went "It's not all jews, just the hassidics", people would turn around and think "You know what? He's got a point".

On the tube home, this fucking hassidic family, no blokes, 2 grandmas, 4 daughters, 2-3 kids. They had two big huge fucking push-chairs, really expensive looking, you know, the kind you get in places like Harrods. I might be wrong, I donno, but I doubt they were second hand from the pound shop. They put the two push chairs in the middle of the asle while one of the kids was in the corner where the push chair should have been. I'm sure they're collapsable too, but I might be wrong on that.

I swear to you, I'm not shitting you here, on one side where they were blocking, there was empty seats, on the picadilly line, going from Kings Cross to fucking Bounds Green (about 2/3 of my journey), at 6 in the evening on a week day. THEN, then, on the other side, where they wern't blocking, were people crammed where they had to stand two-by-two even between the seats. 30-40 people on one side, 10-15 on the other.

I looked around and no one seemed to be getting pissed off that these ignorant pessent-minded twats. Naturally though, I didn't say anything, thought a lot, just like everyone else, but didn't say anything. Twats.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:48, 325 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So, The Stone Roses have refomed so that Ian Brown can afford to get divorced.
Who or what would you like to see reform?

Alt: Natter!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:46, 25 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Apparently more people than ever are changing their names by deed poll
What would you change yours to?

Alt: best name you've ever heard of/met?

alt alt: halloween, shit or just a bit of fun?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:42, 184 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

'Experts believe that it is almost impossible to convincingly lie to someone you find sexually attractive'.
Anyone else find this claim ridiculous?
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:54, 155 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What's the worst joke ever?
the subject says it all but you'll only moan unless there's some text here

Maybe a line break, some comment about you as people

Alt: and a totally pointless alt question.
Edit: don't forget to edit after the post is made some stupid second alt question which is often just a rephrasing of the first.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:12, 192 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Tomorrow is my last day of work
I'm baking a quadruple chocolate cake and an old favourite of mine: my grandma's almond cake. I'll bring them to the office as a farewell.

Then, I won't be working for what's probably going to be 13 months. I've never done anything like that. I'm a bit worried that I might find it frustrating not to use my brain much, but I'm hoping I'll enjoy this new phase. And in fact, I might start something of my own, if I have time, we'll see.

So, probably tomorrow is going to be busy in the office, and after that, I don't know if I'll come in here often. Therefore, and although I've never done this before, I'm going to open the Pandora box and let you ask me what you want, and I'll try to give an honest answer. It doesn't have to be about me, you just ask.

Alt. Is there something about someone in here that you really, really want to know, but don't dare asking? Or do we know each other so much that there are no secrets anymore?

EDIT (to make it more interesting) Alt. 2 If you had a year of free time from now, what would you like to do with it? Only free time, no extra money, just enough to live.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:19, 188 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The newspaper today
has been a bit of a surprise, full of ups and downs. The little chinesse girl; the german eaten by cannibals... I'm speechless about those two stories.

Then, it seems that Virgin is going to open the new space airport soon. That's brilliant. Not that I can afford a ticket, but I'm hoping I will before I die.

And then the fact that 67% of New Yorkers agree with the Occupacy movement, and 87% are ok with them occupying. I think that's a good new; although I know that not everybody agrees.

So; what have you seen this morning that has left you speecheless? Any good or bad news?

Alt. Have you felt bad and good about the human race at the same time? Why?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:57, 147 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning lades.
What is that in your hand? Will it make a mess?

Alt: If you had a problem, and no one else could help. Just how would you find the A Team?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:37, 153 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Chat bollocks and that.
It's what we do, right? Ask me a question, any question, and I'll answer honestly.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:41, 173 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hi OT
Is anyone else having network problems on their mobile phone?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:01, 53 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alright bitches?
What's new in Autism Town?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:13, 168 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Do you like biscuits?

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:07, 14 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

IT'S BBC NEWS LINK TIME PEOPLE!!!!!!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15330421

That's pretty impressive if you ask me.

Comments?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:20, 180 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm mildly upset over something absolutely ridiculous
I've gone off chilli. This means that the shedloads of it I have in my freezer will be sitting there for quite some time. This is even worse than the time I went off fish fingers.

When was the last time something ridiculously trivial upset you?

Alt: What was the last film you saw that you'd recommend to others? For me, it's The Town. I saw that it was written by Ben Affleck, which put me off somewhat, but it's absolutely excellent.

Alt Alt: What's your full job title?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:47, 196 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Right that's boring,
So what do you all think of the "occupy" protests?

I don't really understand their point but because I'm a bleeding heart liberal and people are protesting peacefully I'm all for them.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:37, 127 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Generic Monday morning thread
So how were your respective weekends? I had a long weekend away in Guernsey and Herm. Awesome. 21deg, lovely seafood and very lovely local cider.

Alt: how are you planning to grab Monday by it's hairy testes and ram something up it's sphincter?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 7:51, 202 replies, latest was 14 years ago)