My feet hurt, I am hot, I am so very very tired, I am slightly drunked
and I am over the moon. I'm on the committee of a local charity, and tonight we raised over £1200. It took a lot of hard work, a lot of running around, a lot of panicking, but we managed to hold a Sinatra Tribute Swing Dinner and Dance for 100 people, feed, water and entertain them, wash and clear up afterwards, and STILL have time to dance and drink a fair amount of gin.

I'm bloody knackered. I plan on doing sod all tomorrow, for the last two days have involved a LOT of work.

How was your evening?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)

Oh, that sounds ace.
I wish I could have gone. I did not a lot. Went for a walk, fucked about on the laptop. Watching Tombstone now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

Are you at home yet?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

Yep, since Thursday.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)

Near the top.
This made me chuckle to myself.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post472957
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)

Is the charity feeding hungry b3tans?
If so, I need help
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

Sweaty and troublesome
I had gaffers watching over me trying to be pally. It was a very disconcerting
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)

I want a cowboy.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)

Well, howdy

( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

You better look like this:
1.bp.blogspot.com/_eq1U5txCmuw/RxfH3-uAy_I/AAAAAAAAAKY/TqlXdCHDcrk/s400/Picture%2B1.png

I know he wasn't a cowboy, but still.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

Hmm
*strains*
*grows moustache*

I do now.
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

What an awesome man.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

yup.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

yo, yo, I'm a cowboy now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)

I just realized that my gorgeous tan looks a bit orange under halogen lights
am I turning into SickRik?

Concerned,
Marbella
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)

I don't know
try starting a thread about piss-nothing then see if you feel the need to reply to anyone who posts in it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

DONE

( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

I did absolutely nothing of any importance.
I'm now drinking beer and trying to book tickets to see Bruno on Thursday. Well done on the charity work.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

I'm reading a book, and all.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)

I've been drunkenly eBrowsing classic cars
but luckily not spent anything yet
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

ds?
www.dsworldltd.com/cars_for_sale.html
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

i fancy something i can work on
they are bonkersly put together, and too wide for the driveway anyway :(

at the moment, it's looking like MGB GT for starters!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

Ford Cortina or GTFO

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

MkIII is on the list already
My dad had a 1972 GXL in metallic brown. God, I wish he had kept that!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

*dad had a metallic brown MkIII fives*
extra points for vinyl roof
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)

BLACK vinyl roof no less!
I can still remember the reg - LTF752K

*left foot washwipes*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)

HTF194K
we're like metallic brown vinyl roof cortina twins or something
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)

so this is what it is like when doves cry?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)

I'm going to celebrate with some junk food and sugary snacks

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)

never had a mk3 :-( but we had a Black mk4 and a couple of black granadas.
coz we did funerals and stuff. the mk4 was a 2.3 v6 auto, and went like the clappers.
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

Nice! Well done.
I've been eating Pringles and playing computer games.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

Swapsies?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)

NEIN!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

My feet also hurt
I have just finished an 8 hour shift at a hospital
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

f
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

very good
very good :P
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

confusing
i am now confuddled
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

Excellent. Though I haven't done much except help the other half clean his room.
Which is 18 years of shite.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)

Hot and sweaty.

( Lord Gnome, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)

As much as I think Lu is swell, would anybody like to fall out with me and get yourself noticed?
Team Tearful must surely have a challenger amongst them?
It's the weekend, and I incredibly popular.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

I'm pretending I can't be bothered to fall out with you
Do you have any advice for Krunk?
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

Wear it with pride.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

I'm not going to lower myself to your level.
I am above all of this sort of thing.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

I TOO AM ABOVE THIS KIND OF THING.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

I'm more lovin' than fightin' this evening
can I ejaculate on your tits?
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

Let's keep the fairy talk off for tonight.
I'm watching Top Gear and eating a packet of Hula Hoops.
Incredibly manly.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

Have you seen the Australian Top Gear?
Really not a good programme, but I keep downloading it & watching it anyway. Think there is a Russian one now as well.
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

I have almost two season's worth, but have only watched two solitary episodes.
I guess it's always going to annoy me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

I prefer the second series as they have got shot of the gravelly voiced bloke
You do realize how much the UK version relies on the personality of the presenters tho, which is where the Oz one gets it wrong.
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

In Soviet Russia, car drives Stig

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

Heh
I think I'm going to have to give it a download, even though I won't know what the fuck they are talking about.
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

I've got a week off work. I'm not falling out with anyone. Offline or online.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

Excellent form!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

I shall fall out with you in your absence

( in vino veritas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

Good work there, Government Official V

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

I'ld quite like to fall out with you.
I'ld feel so scared, and then after when we make-up cuddle, i'll feel so safe.

It's quite a thrill to feel all those emotions so quickly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

and I

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

+ will always looove yooooooooooooooooou
ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooo will always love yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

I hate to be up my own arse here
but this is making me laugh every time I scroll past it
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)

I liked it, anyway.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Thank fuck for that
it's quite rare for me to post anything funny, I'd hate it to go un-noticed.
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)

I spent some time trying to think of another well-known song that contains 'and I'.
I failed horribly.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

Don't bother, my post was perfection
seriously, they may as well close b3ta down now, it can't get any better
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

haha
and it was all JMG's fault
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

Gawd bless 'im

( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

A-BER-DEEN SALAMI ARMY
*mexican wave*

*profuse sweating*
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

ABERDEEN.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

I'm tired
I've been baking with my daughters today.
( jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

I hope you put a hole in the top of the pastry, y'know, to let them both breathe

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

Most people use pastry

( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

brat au vin?
*grin*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

I must have scrolled by this several times but it made me do a proper chuckle!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)

Noh ! zee brat virst vants to zee de pupeh !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

*Standing ovation*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

Most people use an oven!
Ha ha! Best play on words ever. Popular page please.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

POPULAR PAGE.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

*AWOOOOOOOOOGGAA*

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

"I lolled like I'd never lolled before"
broadsword, b3ta, 2009
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

Positive reviews all round!
Watch out for the sequel post. Coming to a lunch thread near you.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

I'll need some warning first, just to ensure I'm wearing flexible pants

( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

'This had me literally ROFLing all about the place.'
JackAction of b3ta.com
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

I'm back from London!
Les Mis was awesome. I had tears in my eyes. I haven't cried for five years.

When was the last time you cried/last show you saw/last time you went to London/how awesome is Les Mis?
(__, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

i've never cried because i am a robot and i wasn't equipped with tear generating technology

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

You cried when I didn't make the newsletter
Admit it
(__, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

beep beep negatory

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

I cry quite a lot, it's a regrettable side effect of taking too much ecstacy

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

no it isnt.
you fucking poof
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Waah :(

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

*grin*
yalright fella?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Not bad cheers, you?

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

had better days.
had worse. i reckon i am winning in the long term tho :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

Hairy muff :)
I'm drinking cheap warm wine whilst sat in my pants. A class act I think you will agree.
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

indeed.
but certainly not a mental image i wanted..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

ice is your friend

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

Last time I cried was a few days after a mate's funeral.
Cremated him and cracked a few jokes on the day- sunk a few pints in memory as well. Absolutely no discernible effect at the time.

3 days later it hit me that I was never going to see the funny cunt again and that he had died too young.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

My best mate in my teens, Ray, died a few years ago
I broke the news to his ex girlfriend by saying he was an ex-Ray.
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

Funny how you decided to go to London on Pride day

( SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

that fat poof

( moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

Yes, we saw the acts doing sound checks
It was a bit shit.
(__, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

I went to london this morning
I got sunburnt
I bought lots of things and had a very excellent time with wonderful people
( moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

I cry everytime I see a show
My mate is in the very show you went to see.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

I was in London yesterday
or today, if you count Croydon as part of it. I cry monthly, being one of those girls, but never over anything important.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

shit music for shitcunts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

I went to London today.
I saw Fightstar. I enjoyed it. Other people might not have.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)

is it National Go To London For Shit Music Day today?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

Yeah!
Didn't you get the memo?!
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

I saw them at Radio 1's Big Weekend
I liked their first song

Edit: 8000th post!
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

Yay

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

Floods, that was it
I had to ignore my mildly cretinous friend who kept yelling at me during their set going: "That guy is a rubbish singer!"
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

He is a pretty bad singer to be fair, especially in their softer stuff.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

I was in London a few weeks ago.
I bought a few CDs and a shirt, then went home.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)

Friz went to London and all I got was this shit thread

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

musicals are for shitcunts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

If a friz falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a shitcunt?

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

yes, but it doesn't get newslettered

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

Can't remember when I last cried, probably when my previous relationship went wrong
Last show I saw was Blood Brothers, good but didn't cry. I tend to carry the tissues for everyone else. Last time I went to London was a couple of weeks ago to a software show. Absolutely no idea how awesome Les Mis is, haven't seen it.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

i heard les mis was as boring as cardboard
cried probably at 3guys1hammer
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

3 guys 1 hammer?
Should I google that?

*edit* fucking hell
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

depends whether you get your jollies wanking over blokes being murdered in the face with a hammer
it's more for the 4chan wankers really
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

probably not.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

I'd recommend against it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

NO

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO.
Fucking disturbing.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

The video didn't load, probably just as well, reading about it was bad enough
I'm now going to flush my brain with alcohol
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

Christ, don't watch it, Broady, seriously.
I watched it at half four the other morning. Fucking unbelievable.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Oh jesus fucking christ.
I'm not going to look at that, it's the first shock site that actually just the name is making me cringe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

DON'T.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

I fucking hate musicals.
No offence.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

I like HSM
all of them :oD
( jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

I'd prefer to clean up cat puke than watch that.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

deal!
You clean up my cat's puke I will watch HSM
( jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

Will do.
I expect coffee, fags and biscuits in return.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

I'd rather view a Friz thread than watch it.

( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

Oooh, Tombstone is on, yay.
Val Kilmer is hot in that.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

What channel?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

Sky Screen 1

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

Not got that downstairs :(
Although it's not like I can't just go upstairs and fetch the DVD down.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

True.
DO IT.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)

I don't cry ever
I prefer to man the fuck up
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

you are so gay

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 2:44, archived)

New balls please

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

I think if mine were green and furry, I'd want them replacing too
Evening broadyswordy!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

But just imagine the Williams sisters fondling them
go on, imagine it
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'm nearly there

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

That would be almost gay.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

I wouldn't mind a go on them
they'd be like 'ace' & I'd be like 'I'm gonna deuce on your tits'
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

I'd like a pair with some kind of ventilation system built in.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

   ,odOO"bo,
 ,dOOOP'dOOOb,
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P",ad33O333O3Ob
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`88383838P,d38'
 `Y8888P,d88P'
   `"?8,8P"'

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

THAT
is a thing of beauty
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

Mine are always bouncing and my ball-room's always full.

( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

An offline girl is moody with me for no reason.
She thinks I'm sexist. Yeah, well, if I spent five days a month feeling sorry for myself, I'd never get anything done.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

Why? What would you do with the other 25/26?
Wank yourself silly?
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'm on the ball 24/7.
To take five days out being all hormonal and aggressive each month would slow me down.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6275886
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING A WOMAN

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

I know what it's like PRETENDING I'm a woman.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

Why is Vin Diesel?

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

Because.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

Because what?

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Because Ice Cube.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

TOP ANSWER!

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

NEXT QUESTION.
Do you like cake?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

YES.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

HOORAY!

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Cake is a made up drug.

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Actually, I prefer this answer.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

I don't blame you.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

I have just over 200 posts until my 20,000th.
Fuck. Ing. Hell.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

I think true acceptability on /talk is only gained when you have posted more than your user number
I'm still a way off yet
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

I'm never going to reach that.
Ever.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

At your current rate, you'll do that in less than 4 1/2 years

EDIT, I'll get there in less than 18 months :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

In 4.5 years, I plan to not be here.
It's a plan that won't work.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

I'd best kick it up a notch then.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

Cheap grapes

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

'Cos he's bald.
probably on the dole too. And lives with his mum.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Because Jean Claud Vandam'd.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Because Walt Disney.

( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

because he was cheaper to run?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

Close, but not what I'm looking for.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

I'm looking forward to the new Vin Biodiesel due out next year

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

I didn't think much of Vin Unleaded

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

I'm a fan of Vin LPG

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Vin 4Star was a blast from the past

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Can you still get that?
I remember it. Almost got stranded in Scotland once because of lack of 4 star.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

I liked their album, Luxury of Life

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

Ha ha! I forgot I had this bookmarked!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg_s6aOp23M
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

Brilliant :)
Is that the same show where someone phoned up & asked Matt Bianco why there were a bunch of wankers?

*edit* www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkB25V_ow8
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

*bookmarks*

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

He's under too much pressure

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

Because your mum doesn't run on unleaded

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

some shitcunts are setting off fireworks
given the date, this can only mean one thing

they think they're in Afghanistan
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

I saw a man wearing an LA Galaxy away shirt
and stars and stripes shorts carrying a box of Bud out of CostCutter tonight

He has probably never been further than Preston in his entire life. The shitcunt.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Shove their fireworks RIGHT up their cocks
whilst screaming "lol, mini rocket"
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

I'm bored.
Anyone want a shit quiz?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

You massive shitcunt.
Yeah ok
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

You know what happened last time.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

Uh oh

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

Not for me thanks
I'm off to bed.
( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

Not with your track record.
Last time b3ta nearly died.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

Is the answer "some emo band I've never heard of?"

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

No.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

I'll pass then thanks

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

Sir ! Sir ! Someone keeps on sullying my internet browsing experiance by making threads disappear !
I don't think it's my internet connection or my computer, I updated Firefox just to be sure.

//edit//

THE SHOP ACROSS THE ROAD IS ON FIRE !!!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

I won a bottle of wine on the train home from london
it had stopped for engineering things so they did a quiz over the PA.
I handed my sheet in and won a bottle of wine which I gave to some middle aged cackling women.

I am very sunburnt, it is tingly.
( moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

FLIRTING!


MOOHALAA FOR MARRIAGE IN '09!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

It's deep pink
and made a fat girl on the walk home say "fuckin' ell you're well burnt mate"
( moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

You be careful.
She might mistake you for an iced bun.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

Or a fondant fancy.
Gayest of all the treats.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

you're well in there moo.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

cheers for the vino dino

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

I saw that on twitter, looks sore:(
Did you put aloe vera on it?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

I have some in the fridge and will slap some on after a shower
which I am guessing will hurt.

Ooops!
( moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Not really, just makes you go OOH when you put it on, from the cold.
I love that stuff, it's great. If it's really bad, towels soaked in cold water will help cool it down aswell.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

hmm
It's not THAT bad, but a pasty internet shut in with six hours of sunshine on no suncream'd skin isn't good.
Haha
( moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

It's not good for anyone, silly Moo.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

I have to use factor 40 at least i'm so pale :(

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

Apparently factor 30 is now the only one recommended, there's something about the higher factors not wrking that well.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

I tend to use the ones designed for albino children
does the trick!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

I put total sunblock on my cat's ears, works well.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

awww bless
happy moggy
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

No, she hates it. But tough shit, she escaped without it a good few times last year, and got skin cancer, and the top of her pinnae amputated.
So lots of suncream for the remaining bits.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

well you're doing what you can
and let's face it no animal really understands why you do what you do
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

Nope, she'll have to put up with it.
I must brush her now, she has half a field stuck to her.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

I got some special pet spray-on sunblock for Billy
He hates it.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

I never bothered with that, seems very expensive.
The spray stuff is usually a bit watery, and Fluffy goes out and rolls straight away. She needs thick stuff that won't wash or rub off quickly.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

Yes Billy does that too, he's mostly brown over his head and front legs anyway
What's the best sort then?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

Em, the Banana Boat factor 50 is good, it's really thick, lasts for ages.
But my mother was saying something about them not selling it here anymore, might be still in the UK, though. You can get it online, anyway.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

lol, 'rub off'

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

MOOEY IS AT MELANOMA ALERT 7!!

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

I'm sure you have some (very expensive) shaving soother
Use that. It works a treat.
Christ, look at me giving skincare tips to a fruit!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

Everybody was saying it was you who ran to the mods crying because I was doing that @ thing for each new post.
I didn't believe it was you at first, and I'd suggest a more portly user who takes it all serious.
I trust in 90nz0.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

@JMG
It was probably the kind of user that sweats in an air conditioned office
( moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

I don't think I did
I was at work that night. I deffo didn't gaz him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

There's a film now on Sky about a man-eating crocodile
I'm going to watch that
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

I'm watching Michael McIntyre whilst I listen to the chavs argue outside and wait for mr sp@m to book our holiday so I can have official celebration drinks

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Can you let me know which bit of Michael McIntyre's act is the funny bit?
I'm yet to find it :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

If you'd come by my house last week, you could have seen a man eating ostrich
OM NOM NOM!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

Which man did it eat?

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

A big bird with long legs?
Probably has a choice.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

I was the man. I ate the ostrich.
Not all of it, mind. Just the tasty barbecued steaky bits
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

WHICH ONE?

( SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

It's across the road from the cab office, the laundrette.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

Oh, so it's not the one next to the chinese, that's good.

( SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

I bet one of our people will be in there on Monday.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

Fire lolz!
Sexface probably did it, thought he saw his ex go in there, or something.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sexface is on fiiii-rrrreee
( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

Would you pee on Sexface if he was on fire?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

If he gave me a fiver I'd throw shit at him as well

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

I'd do that for free, fire or not.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

Might as well make a bit of cash on the side

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

I love a good blaze.
Shops or witches, both burn well.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

Have we done this one yet?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8131408.stm
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

I think the winning quote is
"At first the big balls attracted lots of attention.

"It was good to see little kids race up to them seeing their reflections in the silver metal. "
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Or maybe
"My friend's toddler leant one lent on one of these balls last week and burnt his hands."
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

That's obviously a lie
Lent wasn't last week- it was months ago.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

Fucking hell
"Morons touch metallic surfaces during hottest part of the year- are surprised that metal is hot when left in direct sun."
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

I think this may be more a case of "Journo has slow day, decides to fill boring, non-story with innuendo"

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

Best one of those I remember
Was when I worked for a local newspaper and a story hidden in the back pages about Nicky Butt being omitted from the England squad against Greece was headlined, "Butt feels left out as England go Greek."
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

Warning: some things get hot when they are heated up.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

The girl in the blue top behind Richard Hammond during the news bit on Top Gear last week is hot as hell

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

I noticed her as well :)

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

Actually, they usually position hot ladies in obvious places
but she was very attractive
( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

The tennis has been good for that as well
bit of a lull in proceedings? Lets see if we can find a girl with big tits in the crowd.
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

Same as every sporting event ever.
Especially when Brazil go out of the World Cup.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

I just made a bad smell.
she sprayed the freshenerer before she could smell it. I felt that was an expression of lack of confidence.

last time you were let down?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

This thread.
This joke was inevitable.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

and doesn't warrant a reply.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

shit.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

You don't want smells to put her off doing the dishes and that.
Got to keep Britain clean and all that.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

She knows her place.
behind me, guiding the washing up
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

I bet she's lubing up the strap-on right now

( SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

Lube?
WINNAR.
she just told me it#s a double. DOUBLE WINNAR!

hang on....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

Think of England.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

I don't want it to put me off my stroke.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

just sing jerusalem as she goes in for the kill

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

If you'd heard me sing you'd know that was a bad plan.
I sing like Susan Boyle looks.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

ahhh right
cross eyed gnomes are all the rage these days though
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

she said she'd swallow but she coughed

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

This is awesome
www.flickr.com/photos/synthclarion/3688048982/
( SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

hahahaha
fucking hell
( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

No, I don't get it

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

Or do you?

( SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

Come on b3ta. I feel bad for young SexFace so one of you is going to have to put out.
Any volunteers?
I'd like to think I was VERY MUCH an outsider on this one. I'm no fruitcake, see?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

I don't think I want to go out tonight.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

I'm staying in this weekend to preserve what little money I have left :(

( SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

you really want those genes to pass to a new generation?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

Nobody does. Nobody.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

Umm...... no taa.

( jenpots, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

*slides chair back*
*thrusts both arms to the floor*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

arf!

( jenpots, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

C'mon Jenny, what do you say, the four of us, me, you SF and Milk.
It'll be fun, if you know what I mean, energetic and a whole night of thrills. I'll hook up the N64 to telly and we can play Goldeneye.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

Would there be Chinese food?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

the extent of your sympathies could at least go as far as a handjob, Jammers

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

I'm a splendid leader. But I'm not THAT friendly.
*Hammers up some sheds*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

I suppose I could take one for the team Jammy.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

*Firm handshakes*
*Salute and purple heart*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

After much research,
The Bird is actually the word
*dances*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

ba bub bah bow bu ba bow ba bow

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

I NO

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

the word was legs
before that whimpering prick deleted it
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

narrow it down a bit.
Which whimpering prick?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

whinge moan ditched over the phone sob sob
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

Grease

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

THIS BIRD
picasaweb.google.com/deusmetallum/20090704#5354655137812442994
( SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

I quite like cheese on toast

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

i fucking love you've been framed

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

I fucking hate Harry Hill

( jenpots, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

he cant stand you either

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

good

( jenpots, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

It's a ring toss game

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

Who amongst you uses 4chan?
It's a bit dodgy, like. Blimey!

What does 4chan give YOU, the internet?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

I've looked at, then decided it wasn't for me.
It occasionally has stories of SWIFT JUSTICE that amuse, with not a honda accord in sight.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

i dont do that sort of thing.
im a bit too young.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

too easy
dont
a bit too
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

i'm a regular on /v/
don't visit the rest of the site though
( well, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

It gives me nothing whatsoever
I've never been there and don't intend to.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

Ive heard it used on here as an insult
isn't it an anime porn site?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

I saw someone on here get told to
"Fuck off back to 4chan" and "Fuck off back to QOTW" in the same thread
This told me all I needed to know about 4chan
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

that's today's lesson learned
I don't ever need to visit it now
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

It's weird and shit.
The people there basically only talk in MEMEs.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

Oh, and Reggae Reggae Bird's Eye chicken is fucking lovely.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

I imagine they would be.
In other news, reggae regae chicken is coming back to subway minus the peppers and onions.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

a feeling of 'not that badness'

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

I don't use 4chan.
I am not a paedophile.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

yet.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

Ice Age 3 is crap.
What's the worst film you've seen this year?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

Your mum.
Push was crap as well though
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

Goal 3

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

Is Michael Owen in it?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

Well, yes..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

After the resounding success that was Goal 1 & 2?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

It's truely terrifying.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

Do newcastle get relegated?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

At least the first 2 had Anna Friel in them

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

i spend a lot of my time watching crap movies so there are quite a few i could choose from

( well, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

I think I saw The Duchess around January with my ex
when she wasn't my ex. It was dull in that special way only costume dramas manage to be.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

10,000 BC
Is the worst film ever.

I'm going to return to my drunk now.

BYEEE
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

Children of men
fell asleep 20 minutes into it, load of old arse
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

I enjoyed it
especially the Renault Avantime and the Volvo and seeing the redhead get shot.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

Curious case of jenson button
or something. Too long, boring.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

I read the FAQ pisstake about Transformers 2...
Makes it sound like it should be sponsored by complete mentals

www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php?page=1
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

one with that skinny cunt mackenzie something
and the other bloke was from star trek. one was a train driver who wanted some suicidal mong to throw himself on the line so he could get early retirement.

it was not relevant yahda yahda
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

I've seen that.
It's well shit.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

god yer
and i dont generally mind a shit film
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

That fat bloke from the bank adverts was in it as well.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

the only actor whos name is worth remembering is vin diesel

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Superbad
It was fucking shite
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

i love that bit where the fat kid gets run over
i rewind that like a drooling spacker while i clap my hands in glee
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

I concur.
Truly terrible.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

Semi-Pro was shit.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

S. Darko
One and a half hours of vapid, characterless shite I will never get back.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

I haven't watched the ice age 3 copy i got
but it looks a bit shit.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

Year One.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

THRUSH.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

IAN RUSH.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

MORE RUSH.
rush-er
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

How do you spell tagliatelli?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

How do I shot web?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

How...FOR NOW

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)