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You're letting yourselves go, I thought this was a thriving community of #ladbantz!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:18,
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Fuck off, nonce.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 14:31,
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Fucking hell
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 14:53,
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I just want Broadsword to notice me and take me off 2.0.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:30,
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I just want us all* to get along.
*Except mongy and frank.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:37,
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Look at that, my account is 12 years old today.
If it was a real person, SF would be sexgazzing it.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:39,
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Congratulations, old timer.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 16:04,
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You really are a massive spastic
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 3:02,
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morning
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 8:55,
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special weekend edition
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 8:55,
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Good morning
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$$ โ
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morning doves
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 9:45,
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alright doves, dunno if I can be bothered going footy today
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mongychops, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 11:15,
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I think Charlton will beat Blackburn
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$$ โ
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Im not as confident, although our new jew manager is doing well
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mongychops, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 11:27,
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mornining
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:14,
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Can someone ask broadsword to take me off ignore
And also ask him why he put me there...I wanna get involved
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 0:56,
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b3ta.com/talk/write.php?parent=7806936
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:09,
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I dunno where that went just it went...somewhere
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:20,
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everything's got to be somewhere
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:51,
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Well this is better than interstellar
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:58,
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Fuck off, nonce.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 9:03,
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alright b3ta, what's shaking?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:37,
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steven?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:40,
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My knob
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:41,
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stephen?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:42,
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steve!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:43,
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steve?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:43,
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oh stephen
....STEPHEN!
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:50,
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a whole lot
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 0:56,
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my hands, after i saw a lad that reminded me of the gerry boy i shot in the war
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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:09,
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gerry boy wad
war gerry boy
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:14,
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Hello
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:19,
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Who the fuck is Steve?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 2:18,
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That's Stephen to you.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 2:23,
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oh by the way,
Can someone ask broadsword to take me off ignore
And also ask him why he put me there...I wanna get involved
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly has been cleansed, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 0:56, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 2:26,
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Should we have a spanishfly thread?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:36,
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No, fuck off, nonce.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 9:04,
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juicer time then
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:01,
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Im just wandering up my local now, gonna have me a high ball or two
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mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:20,
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I'm gonna assume 'high ball' is slang for 'prepubescent boy'.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:18,
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mr.h
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:22,
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alright rich
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mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:23,
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word up mongy
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:24,
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Not tonight mate maybe next week yeah?
KTHXBAI
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:36,
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Nah, need an early night, off to Seville at 2am.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:59,
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I went there a couple of years ago
lots of big doors
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:13,
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Diana?
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mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:18,
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Wood
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:22,
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fuck yeah, massive tits
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mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:32,
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lols
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:57,
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I'll look out for them
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:09,
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Fuckin right
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Glovington, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:24,
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Alright gloves
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:45,
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having juice in tonight
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:59,
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fresh squeezed wheat grass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB_c4uni6Xg
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:48,
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aye going, a couple of cheeky ones in an hour
gyro day innit
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:19,
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best day eva
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mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:15,
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yeah man
i'm in an old man pub listening to old men playing old man music
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:27,
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bit ageist
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mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:31,
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i didn't say it was bad
but it is accurate
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:42,
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Old man music
Is truely the new thing, and always has been.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:52,
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i dunno man, in my younger days i was never that into it...
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:56,
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Nice ellipsis
nothing to add.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:02,
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alright, dirk gently...
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:39,
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Hello
Hello. I'm new although been reading for a while.
Do I have to do so many posts before I can just type Nonce or can I just kick off with that from the start if I want? Quite confusing on occasions trying to follow what's going on.
Will I get abused after the first post? I guess time will tell.
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Beadlesdiddyhand, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:10,
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yes
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:19,
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Fair enough.
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Beadlesdiddyhand, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:22,
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Welcome aboard
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:24,
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Thank you. You all seem a decent bunch, that'll probably change over time.
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Beadlesdiddyhand, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:31,
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The love boat?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:32,
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Looooooove boaaaat
soon will be making another ruuuuun
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:33,
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hilarious username...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:26,
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maybe you should fuck off to /OT
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:28,
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You tall ginger bully
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:30,
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I am sorry.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:40,
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let's keep this one
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:50,
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ok.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:52,
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What does /ot mean?
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Beadlesdiddyhand, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:33,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:34,
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I don't mean it. welcome aboard.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:41,
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alright bm
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:31,
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your username is a bit dated
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:40,
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or, charmingly retro.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:41,
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So's ur face m8
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:42,
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true
it's 30 years old now. thirty!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:45,
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^Proper retro
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:47,
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Yeah, he should call himself Beadlesdeadyhand lololol
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:15,
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ah m8! good to c u!
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$$ โ
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The trick is to know who everyone else thinks is a nonce, and be sure to harass them.
It's spanishfly.
Anyway, who's comedy account are you, then?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:18,
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Hi! If you have any questions about posting on /talk just send a gaz to mongychops.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:21,
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and remember: you don't have to be crazy to post here
but it helps!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:39,
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Welcome to the Pleasure Dome
You're not Frank in disguise are you?
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:56,
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Spanishfly is chief nonce
also mods finger dogs
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:01,
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Alright mate
Reply here with "fuck off, nonce"
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:08,
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fuck off, nonce
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:10,
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Finally someone said it
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:45,
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you like to think that you're immune to the stuff
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:50,
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Come again?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:53,
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He's going to have to face it
he's addicted to nonce?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:37,
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I'm not normally one to bemoan the decline of society,
but I've just been into Clinton's to but some Mothers' Day cards, and the have "for my wife" and "from the dogs" cards. Have some serious taboos been broken down?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:14,
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dog fucking has been celebrated since the Roman times
and also, summer is coming which means Love Day is nearly here.
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$$ โ
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it's got to be warm and fuzzy, like uhh, love day, but not so lame
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:22,
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I hope I get Lord Huggington this year
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$$ โ
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why would dogs send each other cards, that's fucking stupid
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:19,
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i tend to bemoan the decline of society on a daily basis
i gave up on cards years ago, bottle of wine and box of ferrero rocher, job done
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:21,
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I favour the "if I'm going to see you on the day, what's the point of getting you a card?" approach,
but my mum holds to the "if you don't get them a mushy card with an overlong sentimental poem, you don't really care about them" philosophy. I'd just as soon not bother, but I hate to see her cry (she once broke down in tears after I disagreed with her views on asylum seekers, so she's a fragile sort).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:32,
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your mum needs to understand that they can't burn asylum seekers in order to solve the energy crisis
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:36,
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really....shit
*rewrites manifesto*
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:02,
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don't waste the paper, turn your first go over and write on the back
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vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:05,
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very green of you vlad.
unfortunatley though I had written my manifesto in oil on a hillside and set fire to it. Bit of a drain on resources...
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:06,
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well at least use the other side of the hill for the second draft then eh
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vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:08,
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what an excellent problem solver you are
do you want a position in my political party?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:10,
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I am really not the droid you're looking for
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vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:31,
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That's not a million miles from her position.
She hopes that I'll come round to her way of thinking when I've got more life experience, obviously working on the "being old makes you more racist" principle.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:05,
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fuck that - you want to hear the conversations i here at work on a daily basis...
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:07,
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I can imagine.
When I worked in Kent, most conversations at work would begin with "I'm not racist but...".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:11,
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You'd love fat Phil in the workshop.
His favourite story is the one where him and his mates "chased a coon while throwing chicken at him"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:39,
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fried chicken right?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:43,
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He sounds lovely. I hope the chicken was unharmed?
Bloke at my place told me his favourite joke ("What's red and yellow and looks good on a Paki?"), then apologised, telling me that he knew it was bad, but he was too old to change (he was 28). He looked like Dave The Hat.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:43,
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But what is red and yellow?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:49,
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A frog in a blender!
No, not really, the answer was fire. Immolating ethnic minorities passes for humour in my home town.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:54,
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it's good that dogs can send cards now, that's why they bite postmen and sit by letterboxes waiting to rip up whatever comes through, it has been pure thwarted jealousy and rage that they couldn't send cards, now every dog in the land is free to send a card to the mods saying "thank you for touching me"
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vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:03,
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monster munch?
Butt munch.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:08,
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No need to insult me like that, Windy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:14,
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it's not an insult.
It's the truth.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:32,
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Your words wound me deeply.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:36,
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your words wound me My tongue goes in to bottoms really
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37,
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I am renowned for my technique, yes.
Thanks for bringing it up.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:39,
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I used to work for them in a former life
My dislike of christmas is partially because of this
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:27,
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what accounts for the other aspects of your dislike of christmas?
you can create a pie chart to aid your explanation this if it helps
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vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34,
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I was raped by an elf
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34,
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how ho-ho-horrible for you
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vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:36,
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It was yule and unusual
wait a minute, are we doing christmas puns in March? Where's Frank?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37,
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did he give you the north pole?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37,
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He made me shake like a bowl full of jelly, if that's what you mean
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:39,
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to save you some time I've done this already
s4.postimg.org/l62zswrn1/clintons.jpgif you need to jiggle (or jingle!! hahahaha) the percentages a bit go ahead but we've got to get this presentation ready for next week so I thought best to get cracking (or crackering!!!! ahahahahaha)
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vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:47,
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Ah, blocked
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:51,
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I knew this presentation was going to go wrong :(
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vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:53,
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The fault is with AT&T, not you
Your efforts are greatly appreciated
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:54,
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it's your strong instinct to shift the blame early and shift it hard that make it a pleasure to work with you TH
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vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:57,
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I didn't get where am I today by accepting responsiblity, vlad
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:01,
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But mostly because your heart is two sizes too small.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34,
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I AM a mean one
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:35,
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you're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37,
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Thank you Max
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:38,
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I hope you enjoyed that last can of Who Hash.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:38,
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spanishfly was having a bit of a moan because you have him on ignore
can you run me by the pros and cons of having spanishfly on ignore so that i can make an informed decision as to whether i should ignore him?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:40,
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My reason is because it annoys him
The reason why he deserves this are private.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:43,
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how many reason are private?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:48,
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9
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:49,
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9 years old! that's despicable
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:50,
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I apologise for nothing
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:51,
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anyway, i've gone ahead and ignored him now
all the cool kids were doing it so i thought i'd join in
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:56,
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I....I'm one of the cool kids?
I don't know what to say
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:56,
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There are no cons, I've had him on ignore for ages and it still upsets him, lulz
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mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:07,
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What's for lunch?
alt: what was for lunch?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:35,
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coq au bin
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:46,
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bindaloo
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:48,
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omfg i've got a good one, wait for it
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:50,
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here it is...
bin dae duk!
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:52,
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I came back to see this and frankly I was a little disappointed
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:54,
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but it says 'bin day' and it has a k-komedy duk
and it's a food. a food that doesn't have duck in it. it's fucking comedy gold if you think about it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:57,
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I've thought about it, it's just not working for me
but don't let that put you off having another go
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:10,
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something bin related
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$$ โ
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disgusting
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:52,
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I am going to imagine there was a two hats thread somewhere since the morning thread...
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:54,
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not another sensitive type who has you on ignore?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:56,
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super sensitive.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:06,
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it's a pity because he was about the only one who was prepared to stick up for you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:10,
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I'll stick up for spanishfly.
He may be an unrepentant nonce, but this place would be all the poorer without him.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:18,
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shit have things got that bad?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:18,
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Did you not see the board's stats, earlier?
These are desperate times.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:35,
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Aww cheers mate
I still wont sleep with you though.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:58,
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Of course not, I'm far too old for you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:09,
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waaaah you're worse than mongy or is it frank, i get them confused.
you're worse than one of them at least. in one specific way.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:00,
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if two hats has you on ignore then i guess i should too
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:13,
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please don't
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:58,
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trash browns
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:54,
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trashed potato
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:55,
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I dunno why, but you come across on here as the sort if person that might wear a wacki tie
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:03,
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i own two wacky ties: one is a wide clown-style tie, the other is a musical keyboard tie with an 8-note scale monophonic keyboard built in.
both very unwelcome christmas presents, i've never worn them in public.
i'll take a black or conservatively patterned tie to churchy things, wakes and whatnot, just in case i'm the only one not wearing one, but i hate ties and try not to wear them.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:12,
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now tell me about your ties. tell me now.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:13,
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tell me ties tell me sweet little ties
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:18,
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I used to have a light-up bow tie, and a musical Christmas one.
I'm quite jealous of your keyboard tie.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:20,
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cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-13-2015/bRzY1a.gif
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:30,
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I wondered when I'd become a victim of The Fappening.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:33,
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don't be, it's shite.
the 'knot' is a plastic box housing a tinny speaker, it's got a piece of string with a plastic clasp to go round your neck. it's stuck in c major, or almost d minor (missing the top d, obvs) and the response isn't great - it's not weighted or velocity sensitive or anything. no midi out, no jack, i doubt it even got reviewed in sos.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:00,
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You've talked me out of it.
I'll go back to covering those keyboard guitars that were all over Top of the Pops, at one time.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:16,
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Erm
Friday! Uh....hmm. So.
Doing anything? What about Mother's Day?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:44,
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I just noticed that I forgot to link machomanmanoliths entrance music.
here it is
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:44,
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Good
This would also appeal to his funk-ay sensibilities
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfJJXIr1gzQ
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:49,
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nice. this is yours
youtu.be/ImGHcLr4RVk
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:52,
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lol
I'd love to strut to the ring accompanied by that. That was lovely.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:53,
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I think the WWE needs more blues.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:58,
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Especially that rag time style
It's impossible to be depressed while listening to that
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:00,
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I'll write to Vince
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:00,
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include some references to bodybuilders or he'll throw your letter straight in the bin
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:12,
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offer him
some all the cocaine
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:23,
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This is yours:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0&t=45s
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:56,
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don't knock the classics
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:57,
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:(
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:58,
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also, yeah, my brother has returned from his tour working with a proper rock star.
So I will go, and drink with him and hear tales of crazy bus l/plane antics.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:46,
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which proper rock star?
lenny kravitz?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:50,
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no.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:52,
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Steve Winwood?
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:54,
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no.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:59,
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bill wyman
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:59,
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nope
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:06,
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insane clown posse
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:18,
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i'm going to assume this is the correct answer
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:21,
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it was Gaz Combes
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:30,
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Oh, from The Supergrasses?
My cousin met them in a pub once. True story.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:31,
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I meeted gaz and danny in a nightclub in hull in late 94/early 95
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:34,
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micky wasn't with them though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:34,
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but the chap out of the bluetones was
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:35,
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woah, did Micky know that?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:46,
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I guess so, they were touring together at the time
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:47,
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dapper laughs?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:03,
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nono
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:07,
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brian eno
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:10,
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more modern
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:11,
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brian harvey?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:13,
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tom vek?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:15,
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Fleetwood Mac?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:55,
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nope.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:59,
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avril lavigne?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:06,
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nope
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:08,
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Cliff Richard
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:13,
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Nickelback?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:07,
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you seen the new single?
I can't decide if it's the worst thing in the world or the best thing ever.
youtu.be/pflARrGZqOw
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:10,
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No, I hated that
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:13,
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I think even Nickelback hate it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:23,
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I don't get them
If they did this in the early 90's they probably would've been quite popular. I might even have liked them myself back then. They just seem so old fashioned.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:24,
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they're no stiltskin that's for sure
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:29,
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Stiltskin were no Bush
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:31,
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who in turn were no Gun
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:33,
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Oh god
A band I was in at the time did a cover of Word Up. Heavens above.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:47,
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I've just noticed that, although I am 'at work', I'm not really 'doing work'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:47,
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I don't think anyone else has noticed though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:47,
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I've barely done a stroke of work in 6 years and no one's noticed
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:49,
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I'm sitting on a box in a vent plant drinking a coffee.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:53,
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Pardon my ignorance
What's a vent plant?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:54,
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it's a room where there fans and ducts and motors and stuff for a ventilation system are housed.
I fixed it, but I don't want to do anything else, so I'm gonna sit here for a bit and pretend it was way harder than it was.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:58,
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it's what vents grow on, dummy
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:06,
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eating chewing gum
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:53,
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all weekend?
that'll upset your mum, you know
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:57,
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I'll get her a card with a free pack of chewing gum stuck to it.
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:57,
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what a shit thread
why did you even bother?
i'm cooking a lovely dinner for my mum
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:58,
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You pig
That's what I'm doing. Plus Dad, Nan and entitled Sister.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:59,
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what're you cooking?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:11,
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Roast lamb probably
you?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:18,
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Eurgh, you two
i.giphy.com/LclmROETfLZyU.gif
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:38,
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i've been poisoned by my constituents
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:45,
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I'm to watch the gang recycles their trash
right now
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:47,
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you're very mean to the man single handedly keeping this place afloat.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:00,
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WRONG
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:05,
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#1 with a bullet, bitches
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:07,
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no surprises in the top 'nightcrawlers' slot
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:12,
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5th!
yes!
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:13,
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I deserve respect
and a cash prize
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:07,
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respect a slap in the face
cash prize stern talking to
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:12,
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I'll be on the piss, mums long dead, ta
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mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:30,
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morning
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 7:58,
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hullo
Finished the last series of Parks & Rec last night. Excellent ending.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:04,
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if you rearrange the letters in peru you can spell europe
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:08,
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such a good show
The Office went stale after about 2 or 3 seasons, but P&R managed 7 and I don't recall a single episode I didn't like.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:12,
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I found the later seasons of the American office hard work
they should just end shows. Ricky Gervais had the right idea, two series and blam! no more.
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:13,
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Agree
They could have removed about 4 seasons from the middle of that and you'd barely notice.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15,
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can you start a new thread please?
i'm booooored
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:39,
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i didn't realise there were 7 seasons of parks and rec
i'm all over that shit when i get home
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:16,
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Binge, m'man
Binge
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:17,
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i think i've seen up to the end of season 6, or was it 5?
in which season do they go to london?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:22,
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6 I believe
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:23,
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OH GOD
twitter.com/Langtp/status/576329042800017408
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:44,
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come on then
join in!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:52,
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DARF MAUL, ALL OVER
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:56,
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Papa Lazarou
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:15,
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go for the ultimate warrior
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:18,
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i'm glad i'm not there today
i think they're doing a fun run at lunch, you joining in?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:27,
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I'm not there either
In any case, I don't run for anyone or anything. Least of all charity.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:28,
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i would run for you xxx
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:39,
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Oh!
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:43,
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baby, i was born to run
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:53,
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is the ending soppy?
I hate it when TV shows get sentimental
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:11,
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The whole series is, to some degree
but they don't let it get in the way of the comedy. Really good send off.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:14,
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I watched the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
I actually enjoyed it. It looks like something that would make me vomit blood but it didn't
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15,
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*adds to list
Not seen it, but I shall.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15,
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that's tina fey's new show, right?
i've been meaning to watch that
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:41,
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yeah
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:44,
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I found the picture of when I met Chris Pratt
i.imgur.com/vhwTrxN.jpg
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:17,
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I hoped that'd be Lego.
I wasn't disappointed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:24,
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Making that Lego man of me was the best thing at Lego Land.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:25,
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I like their vertical drop ride where you have to haul on a rope to lift yourself up.
I'm hoping they install a pedal-powered roller coaster, next.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:40,
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he looks as horrified as i'd expect
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:34,
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I really enjoyed parks and rec, laughs abound every episode.
I'm glad that Chris Pratt bloke has come good, he was top.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:23,
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gibson are alright aren't they.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26,
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i dunno, are they?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:27,
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They sure are
And anyone who thinks they're for girls are either wankers, Frank or both.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29,
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I love my gibson and I don't think it's right that my kids think they can somehow replace it in my affections when, after all, I have had it longer than I've had them
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:59,
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Stupid kids
Acoustic? The guitar I mean.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:01,
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acoustic? I hardly knew ic or something
bit hurt that you don't remember what it is though :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:04,
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soz m8
J-45?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:11,
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ES330
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:15,
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OH!
Sorry, I was thinking acoustic. Very nice. My next purchase is almost certainnly going to be something like that. The '59 reissue 335 is BEEZER.
Pictures?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:16,
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er... not many, but there is this b&w one featuring my fast moving fingers
i.imgur.com/Xv2U3Y4.png
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:31,
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Nice
P90's I'm assuming?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:52,
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yes and yes
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:59,
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Lovely
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:00,
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leslie, i put your symptoms into this computer and it says you have network connectivity problems
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26,
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Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at the moon
Not the same moon, obviously. That's impossible.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:31,
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i haven't seen the last series yet
looking forward to it though. it was a great show that really helped a lot of careers.
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:40,
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Including mine
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:41,
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oh my god
YOU'RE jerry/garry/larry/etc
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:43,
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:(
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:43,
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you've even got the wife who's clearly too good for you!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:51,
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Or maybe there's something magical about me
that no one else can see
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:55,
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massive wang?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:59,
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No, I show everyone that
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:03,
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it looks lovely in that pickle jar
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:36,
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3/7 for me today, another poor effort
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-31856157
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:08,
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same
I must have missed these stories. I guessed that bees were being trained. Silly really. Of course it was elephants.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:09,
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BEES?!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:46,
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IT'S A HIVE MIND YOU KNOW
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:01,
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I WAS DOING A BIT FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
FUCKS SAKE
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:32,
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maybe you should make anustart?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:33,
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i've made a huge mistake
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:38,
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sorry :(
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:53,
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I BLUE MYSELF
does that help?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:56,
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there has got to be a better way of saying that
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:42,
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also the same
that's about average for me though
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:46,
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1/7
christ
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:37,
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same here but i was trying to get 0
:/
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:51,
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3/7
bit spooky this Doves, this happened last week.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:30,
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Guten morgen herr Manolith
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:09,
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but teutonic m8
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:09,
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bit racist m8
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:12,
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^ projecting
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:12,
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^ accepting
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:14,
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well yeah
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15,
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sí señor
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:47,
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up yours, dickface
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:12,
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mr h
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:14,
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scouser
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:22,
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you old romantic
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:47,
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^this
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:47,
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hullo
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15,
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meaty
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$$ โ
, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:19,
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hi friend hope u r well
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:20,
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MEATY
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:21,
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yo
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:21,
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hallo
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:47,
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agreed
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:56,
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Happy Enforced Workplace Wakkiness Day!
How have
YOU made
YOUR face funny for money?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:24,
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oh shit, I'd forgot about that.
none of the workshop guys have bothered, let's see if any wards do.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:25,
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AND it's Friday 13th
Which workplace prick will annoy you the most?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26,
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My face needs no modifications for people to laugh at it
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26,
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it's onesie day in my office
haha, what will they think of next?
oh god, what will they think of next?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:28,
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fuck me
I'm really sorry to hear that
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29,
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seconded
It's not quite terminal cancer, but it's close.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:31,
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I'm not sure it could get any worse, Doves.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:54,
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well, it's not as bad as the time some people thought it was appropriate to black up
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:01,
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Do you have any black colleagues?
If so, what did they think?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:02,
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I didn't think they had black people in wales
proper black people I mean, miners don't count
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05,
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there are a couple of black guys that work here, i can only imagine what they thought
probably something like "i ain't got no time for these white ass honky mutha fuckers"
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05,
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Those crackers are crazy
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:11,
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I hope they get sacked and Lenny Henry is informed and stops Comic Relief
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$$ โ
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Sandra in accounts is wearing red rabbit ears and a moustache, she's a card!
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$$ โ
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actually she looks like that most of the year...
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$$ โ
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Is that a medical condition?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:39,
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ive dressed up as sandra in accounts and am wearing red rabbit ears and a moustache
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:31,
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and you're wearing her scent, I can smell it from here.
It's a combination of toilet duck and dog muck
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$$ โ
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Sandra in accounts has dressed up as mcbeef and is fucking a horse
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:35,
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i don't think there's anything much happening here
i might drink cheap scotch until my nose is red though
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:48,
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There's a lad at work who doesn't know when I'm joking (which is brilliant fun)
the other day I offered to share a bottle of beer with him that someone else had bought for me for my b'day. He actually started getting worried because you're not supposed to drink at work.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05,
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If you must employ your own children,
this is bound to happen.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:19,
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I told him that demerera was Italian for "fat free"
And boy, was my face red when he pointed at that (according to wikipedia) it's ACTUALLY a natural brown sugar that isn't calorie free at all! Did I look stupid, or what??
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:24,
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it sounds like a sitcom every day at your place
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$$ โ
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If it wasn't I think I'd go insane and kill everyone
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:51,
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ENTERING THE RING, WEIGHING A STAGGERING 650LBS AND COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN A COARSE HAIR STRONGER THAN STEEL!
IT'S MACHOMANMANOLITH
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:30,
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BOOOOOO
*throws handbag*
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:32,
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up yer bum
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:32,
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OHHHHH YEEEEAHH
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:49,
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Busy this morning innit
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:35,
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fuck off, nonce
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:45,
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*laughter track*
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:45,
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this might end up being voted popular you know i am just warning you
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:47,
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bottom of the morning thread
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:49,
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that's what b3ta is
one big race to the bottom
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:50,
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the my
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:53,
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actually quite fiercely competed for amongst a couple of posters
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:00,
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BOTTOM
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mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:32,
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THE YOUNG ONES
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:38,
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not expecting this to go well,
but in all seriousness can anyone suggest where i may be able to download spoken word samples (ideal single words) for free
would be much appreciated......
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Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:46,
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thanks.
i had found that and many other sites.....
but nothing seemed to quite offer what i was after, or anything close tbh.......
ill try that one again.
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Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 13 Mar 2015, 0:17,
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if they need to be samples of actual humans speaking with their actual mouths you might get lucky searching for a directory of words from an english as a foreign language site
otherwise have you tried the
at&t text to speech thing, or just
google itself?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 2:48,
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thank you... that will probably help a lot
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Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:59,
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would it be easier to record some stuff yourself if you need specific words or phrases?
Plenty of good voice recorder apps around.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 6:40,
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I imagine he can't because he has a terrbile speech impediment and sounds like Joseph Merrick, otherwise he wouldn't be bothering to ask us.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:02,
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might do.....
the above may or may not be true
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Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:59,
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So who had Max Clifford in Yewtree Bingo?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 21:06,
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Bit old this isn't it?
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 21:11,
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Nah this is new news isn't it?
He was done for indecent assault previously
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 21:19,
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OK, got it
I'm on the end of 0.24mb/s here. Columbus did well I thought.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 21:30,
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all bets are off on pratchett
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 21:12,
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I had Fred Talbot.
Well, not literally
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 22:02,
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whoops
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vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 22:33,
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When he slipped off the Isle of Man?
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:05,
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Man Boy
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vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:11,
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Hello from Cymru Vlad
Ho ho
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:17,
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noswaith dda
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vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:26,
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Oddi i'r gwelly nawr
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:34,
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tidy
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vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:37,
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Reporting all of this, you're clearly speakin arabic
and therefore are ISIS
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 6:59,
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What's for dinner?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:30,
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i made a tuna pasta bake that was so good that i love it more than my children
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:05,
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Indian takeaway and some Guinness
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:06,
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poo and wee
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:07,
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and tuna
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:45,
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©2015 gonz
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:45,
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veg and chicken
nothing special
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$$ โ
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Well I must say this thread has gone rather well.
It's great to see everyone chipping in and having a good time.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:52,
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mushrooms, you're welcome
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:59,
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Dinner?
I'm in Wales at the minute and it's called tea here. Well it is in English. Farmhouse casserole with cheese dumplings seeing as you asked.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 20:37,
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you have to slow cook the farmhouses otherwise they can get right stuck between your teeth
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vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:14,
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no new threads since 8am, this place is dead on it's arse, show me your bumhole
s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1426182712/5566593914112252665902.jpg
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mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:53,
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you must have people on ignore then bab.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:57,
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what does bab mean? and yes I do, because they upset me greatly
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mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:59,
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Big Arsed Beauty
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:00,
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I'm not black or fat, soz
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mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:02,
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It's jase you need to apologise to.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:03,
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whom?
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mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:12,
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:(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:34,
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is she that sort off the telly?
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$$ โ
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big bang theory chick innit
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mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:00,
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phwoar!
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$$ โ
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bit gutted you never thought it was me tho :(
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mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:03,
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the blonde hair gave it away
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$$ โ
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...on the bumhole
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$$ โ
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and the distinct lack of piles
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mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:12,
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we were in mourning for Terry Pratchett
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:07,
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poor hinge, another double act finished
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mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:11,
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you look different to how I'd imagine
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:09,
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not as attractive?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:21,
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HAPPY B3TA BIRTHDAY MONGY!!!
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vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 22:23,
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I've just discovered that Roald Dahl looks very similar to the French existentialist author, Albert Camus
What infinitely-dull fact have you learned that you'd like to dress up as mildly interesting?
Alt: tea, coffee?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:05,
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eh? they don't look remotely similar
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:07,
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a black and white photo of a man smoking
yeah frisbee, they look exactly the same, you stupid prick
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:21,
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You terrible troll
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:25,
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he's right, though
they really don't look anything alike
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:42,
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white clean shaven men smoking don't look alike
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:53,
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oh just fuck off
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:55,
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woody harrelson's less sucesszzzz
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:57,
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Do all white people look the same, to you?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:49,
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you are all so mean to frisbee, I think he actually has something, and what's more there are others that are the dead spit of those two
hereand hereand hereand here toosurprised others can't see the resemblance really
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vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 22:31,
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Uncle Charlie & His Dog Teddy is the 1970 album from The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band that contains the hit song "Mr. Bojangles". The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (a.k.a. The Dirt Band) is notable for having many charting albums and singles.
always tea. with or without milk - i don't want milk if it's not full fat, though i'd begrudgingly settle for semi skimmed., no sugar please.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:12,
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Sorry, I've only got red-tops or orange-topped milk.
The fatties smashed the full fat stuff with their cakes earlier
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:15,
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fatties shouldn't be allowed nice things
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:27,
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terry pratchett's dead
i assume there will be thousands of tributes from shut in fantasists pouring in soon
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:19,
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assumed he was already dead tbh
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:24,
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bugger
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$$ โ
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i never liked his books but he seemed like a nice bloke and did nice things for alzheimers and assisted dying...
i hope his family don't get in shit.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:34,
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yeah, but at least we can use this death to show frisbee what it looks like when 2 people actually look alike:
pratchettattenborough
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:38,
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white bearded men with hats and glasses do look alike
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:45,
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Thats just flat out racist, dog
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:47,
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and yet the mods do nothing
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:53,
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that's straight up ign'ant, homie
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:56,
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no doubt, no doubt
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:57,
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yeah, but they also have similar shaped faces and bushy eyebrows
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:55,
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true, in a game of guess who it would be a tougher call
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:34,
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I never read any of his books because I thought he had a stupid name.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:19,
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I learned what fanned frets on guitars are for
Even
I only find it vaguely interesting.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:47,
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rob setup /fannedfret board for fanned fret chat
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$$ โ
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I know
He made me the mod :(
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:50,
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I wanted to mod /nutlube but someone else was already doing it
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:54,
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that sounds too pornographic for me m8
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$$ โ
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And the less said about f-holes, the better
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:58,
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fannied frets more like?
i dunno man, my heart's not in this
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:58,
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that's cool
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:01,
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No celebrity lookalike pairing will ever be as good as Radovan Karadzic/Father Ted.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:59,
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Will Ferrel and the drummer from RHCP is pretty good too
www.spin.com/sites/all/files/140523-will-ferrell-chad-smith-drum-battle-fallon.jpg
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:15,
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They're wearing identical outfits.
What are the chances?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:55,
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the one on the right has the nose of a 'coloured'
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:18,
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afternoon
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:30,
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oh great, brb is here
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:43,
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surely you meant to say "oh great! brb is here!"
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:47,
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fuck off til bin day
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:52,
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don't be mean to brb, you'll upset manolith
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:53,
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is it official now then?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:54,
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oh dear, was I not supposed to tell anyone?
I would have thought it's pretty obvious by now.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:55,
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yeah, it's pretty obvious
you'd have to be an idiot not to know
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:00,
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perhaps they should put an announcement in the newsletter
first b3ta wedding?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:01,
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oh i see
and there have been several b3ta weddings, i think
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:02,
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really people have actually met on here, maintained a friendship / relationship and then married one another?
fucking hell.
And i thought people on match.com were fucking mental.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:13,
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i think usually it's people that met before signing up here
but i think there's at least one example of people meeting on here. there used to be nice people, you see
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:23,
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so yeah, who's getting married?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:28,
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gays
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:31,
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i'm outraged
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:35,
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they're ruining the holy institution of marriage
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:00,
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i'm pretty certain there have been other b3ta weddings
there have also been some b3ta divorces and b3ta funerals
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:03,
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any b3tar mitzvahs?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:07,
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I'm looking forward to the b3ta mass ritual suicide.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:23,
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that'll be around a week after the site closure announcement is posted
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:27,
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After the Final Bash though, right?
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:27,
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AND THEY'RE EXPECTING A BABY! *squeals*
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:05,
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ahhh manolith is female.
this explains a lot.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:14,
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go on then, what does it explain?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:22,
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this should be good
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:26,
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That you went to see Fifty Shades... six times?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:50,
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the plot was too complex for me
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:55,
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the lack of tampons in the ladies toilets here
as well as the fact you can't drive for shit.
sexismlols
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:26,
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yours is a towering wit
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:05,
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eh?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:00,
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It's ok manolith, I'm not going to let them say horrible things about brb
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:04,
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cool
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:06,
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that was yesterday
Great stuff almost a whole week brb is not allowed to post.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:53,
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afternoon threads don't get any better then this.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:45,
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afternoon threads didn't get any better, then this.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:48,
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it sure is
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:50,
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if i apply for qotw mod will you do me a reference?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:00,
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sure, why not
does it have to be a positive one?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:02,
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I don't mind to be honest.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:04,
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you stupid bin day goon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:59,
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morning
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:08,
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nice sunny one
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mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:09,
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alright candles
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:11,
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Nearly legal now
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:34,
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congrats on your long service, m
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:32,
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I should really leave 4 EVA 111!!!!!
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mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:41,
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buy the site and then shut it down
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$$ โ
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b3ta belongs to the people, man, you can't BUY it
the people pact coffee
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Zuowan, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:47,
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best leave 5eva just to be sure
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:39,
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alright
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:34,
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busy here today
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:34,
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comes and goes
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:35,
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morning
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:38,
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hey honey
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:38,
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hiya
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$$ โ
, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:40,
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up to much today?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:45,
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usual, work and shit
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$$ โ
, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:47,
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me too
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:50,
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morning threads don't get any better than this.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:44,
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all the better for having you here xxx
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:45,
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You are the sunshine of my life.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:53,
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Fuck this morning. It's my half day but it's fucking Race Week so if I try and drive home this afternoon I'll just get stuck for hours behind a load of drunken irish pricks.
I might as well just stay here and do medication reviews. Horse fuckers.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:15,
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oh good.
miseryguts chunder is here to ruin everyone's good time
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:31,
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I don't know, I rather enjoyed learning that his day has been ruined
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:31,
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every cloud, etc
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:32,
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Gets half a day off and moans about it
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:56,
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he's such a prick
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:40,
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^super jelly
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:04,
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hey mate, don't be like that
it's a day when pikey people wear a suit and drink from hip flasks because they are too tight to pay the prices at the racecourse
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$$ โ
, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:41,
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Horse racing is a pathetic excuse for a sport, and gambling disgusts me, so I'm going to have to side with 2Can, here.
At least you're catching up on your paperwork, eh?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:14,
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morning doves
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:31,
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hiya mano
might be down portsmouth by myself next week
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:45,
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I wish I was in portsmouth by myself
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:48,
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I can make that happen
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$$ โ
, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:50,
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thx m8
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:51,
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cool
let me know if you fancy a pint
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:39,
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hello hello hi.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:34,
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oh yeah hi, how are you?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:46,
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very well thanks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:02,
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just going to post some of my favourite comments from the clarkson saga here
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:20,
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Blunderz, London, United Kingdom, 10 hours ago bbc suspend clarkson for a row ,but turn a blind eye to jimmy and rolf
MK, Preston, 42 minutes ago
He should touch a few kids then. Get his job back and a big pay rise no doubt
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:21,
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cliveb, Sydney, Australia, 10 hours ago
A real English bloke, we need more like him.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:21,
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sd, cheshire, United Kingdom, 7 hours ago
Clarkson had every right to sort this chap out. The producer should be fired fo the mix up. We cannot let 'luvvie' producers get in the way of a top man and celebrity!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:23,
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I-am, London, United Kingdom, 2 hours ago
Oisin Tamon is a stupid name, and he has a very punchable face! He should have jut fetched Jeremy his Dinner and this would never have happened. I hope he gets the sack and his career is ruined. BRING BACK CLARKSON!!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:24,
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pure gold
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$$ โ
, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:28,
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More decisions should be made based on how stupid someone finds the subjects name
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:32,
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wow
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:41,
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Shut up, Philiminium Bunderscruntch
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:42,
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make me, something equallyridiculous
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:49,
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I think I've got a bug or summat Manolith
If I die, tell my wife 'hello'
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:52,
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all i know is my gut says 'maybe'
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:16,
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bet the guy he hit was gay and saying something all luvvy , jermy only done what any red blood male would of
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:53,
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this isn't a quote, it's my own view
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:54,
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morning
I have a genuine medical question for 2 can, reckon he will help me out?
Its not about my bumhole though.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:41,
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I work in a hospital, I reckon I can help.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:43,
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it's normal for blood to come out of there
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$$ โ
, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:47,
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b3ta.com/gaz/write/57739
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:53,
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i think you've given the wrong link there
b3ta.com/gaz/write/23553
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:56,
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I thought mongy's main remit was site enquiries and newsletter subscriptions
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:06,
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he's the first point of contact for any query any forum user has
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:09,
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he has me on 2.0 so i cant get in touch will you pass the message on
cheers babes...
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:59,
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he must be one of those sensitive types, right?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:17,
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supersensitive watch obsessed abloo bloo
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:51,
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Just post your question here, and let the collective wisdom of /talk put your mind at ease.
Or click Doveston's gaz link.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:08,
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would be nice if someone sent me a gaz every now and then
i used to get some abusive ones from frank, those were the days
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:24,
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happy to help, hun xx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:27,
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We're BFFs, now.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:08,
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I'm watching you while you sleep /talk.
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 2:20,
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sleep/talk/efforts
sleep/talk/efforts
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 7:42,
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mongychops! mongychops! chops! chops! chops!
mongy! mongy! mongy! chops! chops! chops!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 1:05,
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bit gay, no offense
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 3:08,
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mofaha! mofaha! mo! fa! ha!
mo! mo! mo! fa! ha! ha!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 3:30,
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alright
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mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 7:14,
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