Morningwent to The Munich Cricket Club on Saturday afternoon, and steins of beer are very dangerous. Why have a pint when you can drink two at a time? We all up back at ours and I'm still feeling tender now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 9:31,
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I blew out last night's Newcleus gig as was still ruined after Friday nightShame but the hour each way on the tube was just too much
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 11:12,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 10:11,
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I'm very excited because it's going to be my herenniversary in less than a monthTwenty-two years! Imagine! Almost impossible to, really
and yet
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vladimir, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 15:43,
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That is a very long time (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 15:59,
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Typing would seem to indicate life (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 16:15,
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honestly the more I see, the less I consider this a reliable indicator tbh(
vladimir, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 16:25,
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We can't free him until we know what he did (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 21:27,
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my fartbelt trombone chimpanzees(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 18:25,
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I haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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It's always been an alright forum. Bit dead now for chat. Just shit . I mainly blame qftw closing. They don't know how to converse (
mongychops, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 19:08,
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They don't know how to comfortable and classic training shoe?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 21:20,
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*rises from grave*(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:41,
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Cheers (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 9:12,
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Alright, it's snowing here(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 16:51,
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They really don't seem to like selling to tourists. Big nick apparently. I'd be fine, they'd be banged up (
mongychops, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 0:04,
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10 b&h and a packet of rizlaking size only, not the green
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broadsword, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 23:37,
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I had to tear some width off king-size, too much paper (
mongychops, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 0:04,
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well, now it is, sureShowing off with your time travelling shenanigans
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 22:03,
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they think it's all morningIt is now
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 7:43,
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Night (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 22:45,
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Only a lot of whiskey is haram apparently. Dunno how they work that out . And beer is just water really. Bloody extremists (
mongychops, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 9:17,
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It's because the number 7 is so significant in Islam.When you multiply the seven heavens by the seven earths you get 49, and it's forbidden to drink so much that you have to urinate more than 49 times.
50 pee haram
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He knows it's wrong but he doesn't care(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 12:08,
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Watching that Depeche Mode M on netflixGahan's voice is going and he looks like the weird dude from Lost Highway.
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What did the cockney say when his wife nagged him to hurry up and sing with Depeche Mode?"I'm Gahan! I'm Gahan!"
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Met some lovely Irish people at the pub tonightSubject turned to religion
Made an Irish girl cry... not sure what I said to spark it off - getting an uber home now :( bad weekend start
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did you curveball her with an Irish Lumper?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 20:02,
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wait, you were getting an iber home a minute agowhy are you now getting an uber?
you pissed up bastard.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 20:05,
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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?To be sure, to be sure
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 20:22,
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I've got the age old problem with sticky red seal. Fucking bits of the wrapping cut into it. Why don't they peel that shit off before (
mongychops, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 0:19,
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Just got back from watching the bone temple It was very good
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 22:31,
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It was probably what you said just before she started crying, hth(, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 23:19, archived)
I returned to my mates, necked my pint and left for somewhere different.(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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lol so pissed you missed your mouth lol(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 1:01,
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is that bit at the bottom of the newsletter some sort of numbers station secret code?has rob been co-opted by MI5?
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Is there really still a newsletter?Ffs
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:00,
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yes and it's very good. you're not a real b3tan, you're a phoney.(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:06,
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Haha, things people have been making this weekWee-wee Tapir has made a game where you have to guess some tedious shit, and it's in the style of a fucking Commodore 64
That sort of thing, right
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:24,
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It's worse than that m8I *am* Wee-wee Tapir :(
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:40,
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I realise he started writing them over 2 decades agobut the authorial tone of the early ones are spectacularly juvenile
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and 'i am a mong and this is my song' wasn't?that was peak internert, right there.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:51,
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i'd pay rob £100 for a copy of that. he's totally perma-deleted it. i can't find it anywhere.(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:53,
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no idea whyhe's so mysterious
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:55,
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I only read it for the fesshole bits (
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โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโฃคโฃโฃโฃโ โ ปโฃทโฃ
โ โ โ โ โขโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ โ โ โ นโฃฟโฃฆโก
โ โ โขโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโ โ โ โ โ โ โขนโฃฟโฃง
โ โ โ โขฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโกโ โ โ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโกโ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก
โ โ โ โ โขโฃโฃโกโ โ โ โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ
โ โ โ โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก
โข โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก
โฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ปโฃฟโกฟ
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:24,
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3 / 7 See You Later, Alligatorwww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn401prgx4jo
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 15:59,
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3/7 slightly out of date Hula Hoops(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 16:07,
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weird, I thought you'd used vagisilbecause you look like a cunt
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what3nonwords.com/prepation.perpation.reppation
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:32,
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i had to edit the second one as i've had a drink and i just noticed it was the same as the first onei hope that doesn't ruin your joke; it's so far over my head it might as well be a passing asteroid.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:46,
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Right, see you tomorrow then.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 8:30,
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Morning Off to the cinema tonight
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 9:46,
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i hope you're paying for cinema snacks and not sneaking them in(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 10:10,
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Of course They sell cheesy nachos
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 10:15,
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Metalheadz for me this eveningI'm going to get well spazmoed
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 10:53,
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Nice I'm watching the bone temple
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 12:16,
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the critical drinker gave it the thumbs upon the yootoobs
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:49,
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It was great (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 22:30,
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You can’t just spend your time in Egypt seeing the sights, enjoying the sunshine and getting high.Iโll get envious.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 10:56,
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I have two chili plants that got going too late last year to fruitBut they are looking very verdant and happy on the windowsill here next to me, so I'm hoping we'll have a bumper crop next year.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 11:01,
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I have managed to kill every single plant I've ever tried to growEven a fucking cactus ffs
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 11:03,
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my house is full of plants. i'm brilliant at plants. i have four australian orchids and everything.(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 20:07,
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Alaska?- no need, she already said yes
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 14:19,
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what5words.com/you.fucking.stupid.fucking.cunt
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 15:10,
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i like the what3words gameit's doubly funny because i invested in what3words and my investment is currently worth 18% of what i put in
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 21:33,
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what3words.com/fukt.fart.slut
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 22:09,
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what3words.com/f%C3%A5tt.prick.s%C3%A4ck
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 22:02,
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what3words.com/mods.finger.dogs
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 22:20,
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Which three words did you adopt? Are they terribly ill?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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i'm thinking of starting a rival site called what4wordsthat also covers the moon. they must be doing something wrong i think not having enough word combinations to include interesting craters is it
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 23:02,
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what3words.com/pour.bille.japper
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 21:29,
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what3words.com/back.door.entry
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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what3words.com/manly.internet.stud
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 20:49,
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This must be where Shaye Saint John is buriedwhat3words.com/stump.water.salad
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 14:25,
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^gets knocked down, but gets up again(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 15 Jan 2026, 20:14,
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https://what3words.com/generic.defected.reformTopical
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 18:12,
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I've rented an apartment for a month. 300 quid. See a bit more of Egypt (
mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 7:30,
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fucking hell mate how big is the apartment?Will you need a map to find the bathroom?
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 9:36,
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Small, just gives me a proper address in Egypt so I can stay. Had to go cop shop to get visa stamped this morning. Lots of red tape (
mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:15,
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He won't admit it when he gets lost and ends up in the river. He's in de Nile.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:40,
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Also don't get conned into buying maps of the local landmarks and trying to sell them on to other tourists.It's a pyramid scheme.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:45,
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Or their nightclub policy of only allowing a couple of people inside at a timeTwo can come in
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:31,
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I've always wanted to see Karnakapparently all the cunts hassling you rather spoils it though, but if you go with a guide they help keep them away
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:18,
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Sheikha, when the pyramid fell (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:35,
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shameHOWEVER
www.getyourguide.com/sharm-el-sheikh-l408/from-sharm-el-sheikh-day-tour-to-petra-by-ferry-t346886/
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:51,
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Think I saw they are building resorts right next to it. Lovely (
mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:17,
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Yeah we are missing a trick, Stonehenge could have resorts and casinos around it, so you can't see it (
mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:44,
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Druids would be pissed off, so win-win really(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 13:29,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 9:19,
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Hellotoday I'm hearing imaginary Tom Waites songs in my head. About a one legged-man. Looking for treasure.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 9:43,
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you recently saw this post on social media AICMFPx.com/hradzka/status/2001687693949010291
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My short-lived attempt at twitter ended in 2012, never could get into it even then.I saw that on another social media site, google returned that link.
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fair do's I'll have to judge you for other entirely arbitrary reasons instead
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That imagebut not on that platform.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:03,
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Likewise (see above).Nice of you to credit it when you posted your delightfully random whimsy as if it had popped into your head out of nowhere.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:12, archived)
I don't have to credit my muse or whimsymy mimsy, if you will.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:58,
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morningI'm spending my time finding rude combinations on what3words
what3words.com/firmly.grasped.member
what3words.com/push.insider.slot
what3words.com/launch.thick.ropes
it's like a short story
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ha!This made me chortle. *edit* what3words.com/large.swollen.member
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:49,
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what3words.com/cavity.search.surprise
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 13:31,
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what3words.com/gaping.passage.filled
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 13:35,
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what3words.com/dripping.pant.mess
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 13:38,
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what3words.com/offers.bared.rear
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 13:41,
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Nearby business include 'Tough Guy Enterprises' and 'Windborne German Shepherds'(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 13:43,
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It's a dog, but it's also a kite!(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 14:33,
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St+ <s>ven</s>am <s>oll</s> utt(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:18,
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<s>almost</s> definitely + lol (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:41,
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You guys do know that markup tags actually work if you don't use them in the subject line, right?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 14 Jan 2026, 20:06,
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Well it's going.It's a LOT of work, fuck me.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 14 Jan 2026, 21:21,
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Well now you tell me
Can't ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ I've been ๐ ณ๐ พ๐ ธ๐ ฝ๐ ถ it
thank you
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 22:44,
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I'll stick with pizza, thanks (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 13:40,
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I got an onion bhaji- is that sufficiently bollocky and lunchy?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 14:30,
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Snack testicle (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:00,
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Snacksticle?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:07,
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You posted this in all caps like it might be surprising to someone.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:23,
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It's just a warning to all the /chat under 12s that there's a paedophilic sexual predator here(, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:30, archived)
I can't speak for any of the other 12 year olds here, but I'm into it.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:36,
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At sentencing, defence barrister Mohammed Bashir said:"The impact upon the girls has been great but it's important to note that in that time Mr Shannon has not nonced up any further teenagers."
I'm paraphrasing, but not much.
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Urgh - Hoddesdon!- lived there for about a year in the 00's, couldn't get away fast enough.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:09,
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Yeah the impact been totally fantastic but he decided to knock the paedorape on the head for a bit as he didn't want to get a reputation for it.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:12,
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He had a brief pop career too, that's more old TOTPs they can't show on BBC4 now, thanks paedophiles(, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 22:33, archived)
you've got an onion bhajia probably, onion bhaji is a side dish of shallow fried spiced onions and other veg. Bhajia. Now you say it. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:00,
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bar-gee-uh, go on, your turn, give it a tryit's also where the expression ahjia-bhajia comes from!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:02,
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are you mocking my accent?too much ahjia-bhajia
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:05,
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Sarah Ferguson contracted a bacterial gut infection from one of those, and it gave her a stomach ulcer.Bhajia the little Helicobacter
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Not in mid-air I hope, that would be a tragedy.Especially if he had people inside him at the time.
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I think that's what kind of happened to her latest book, it was either printed or about to be printed when it was pulled by the publisher, because Epstein (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 23:27,
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The provisioners of the onion comestible called it a bhaji- and they're ethnically connected to the food culture in question, whereas I'm just an immigrant to the West Midlands.
It would feel churlish to correct them.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 17:13,
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Anyway, I et it already, innit(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 17:14,
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Nonsense you should confront them immediately(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 18:25,
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Oh, we're back. Why can't they just let it die?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:03,
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You have no idea how hard I have to work as a mompreneur(
$$ โ
, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:17,
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I really do(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:59,
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It wasn't me. I don't have any money.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 9:31,
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gotta touch em all eh?tsk
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:53,
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Only consenting onesOr my own
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:55,
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I assumed garold had plugged his extension cords together at b3ta towers(, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 9:50, archived)
Nop. Not mebut I did fix that leaky pipe in the unisex toilet cubicle next to the server room.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 9:59,
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It's a Grade II listed Glory HoleThere's a blue plaque above it on each side saying who has used it.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:47,
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PhewI was worried there. I believe that if nobody posts a morning thread in /talk for two consecutive days a nuclear weapon is discharged. By someone. At someone else, or something.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 9:59,
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Nearly noon here. Stupid Egyptians. No wonder they've never achieved anything ever (
mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:00,
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Not true, they invented those PG Tips pyramid bags that let the tea leaves move around better(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:15,
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I like to think my Neil Diamond joke was actually responsibleb3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:24,
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63 pages of drivel and I don't think any of them have even made me smile, let alone laugh. That's not a personal dig at you, you understand. More of a personal dig at everyone. Including you.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:47,
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I like to think that each page load is another nail in the coffin(
Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:00,
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You'll still buy the book when it comes out though, right?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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"I Don't Have Any Talent But Please Notice Me Anyway - The Collected Wit of QOTW"?Wouldn't even pirate it mate.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:35,
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Everyone on social media. At least people on forums chose to see this shit (
mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:55,
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Also I'm just envious of the people with no talent but trying anyway, unlike me who stopped trying about 25 years ago.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 12:01,
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I gave up 35 years ago, fucking first years of GCSE. Course work??? Get bent, I can do exams (
mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 12:10,
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It would have been double that if rob hadn't banhammered all the Pato Banton puns(, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:38, archived)
I wanted to say "Killbert"But it seems a bit pointless now
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:26,
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Scott, sub-PrimeI had no idea he was a massive racist, wonder what his b3ta username was
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:28,
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Also a credulous simpleton who thought Ivermectin would be a good treatment for his cancer.(, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:31, archived)
Even if Jesus gives him the benefit of the doubt,he'll spend eternity having the shit kicked out of him by pissed-off lifelong Christians.
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Happy birthday, Clarence Carter!I bet you're still strokin'
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Manic street preachers unsuccessful follow up snzzzzzz(
mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 12:12,
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His most successful songs include "Back Door Santa", iykwhm(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 18:21,
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About time (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:32,
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smegg wallace's scrotenips?(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:19,
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Morning from Egypt. Just posting to see the time difference (
mongychops, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 7:11,
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Anyone know if there's such a thing as a power extension cord with 2 metre gaps between each socket?So I can put rear speakers (rear LOL) at each end of my sofa?
THANKS IN ADVANCE
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i think they're called gang bangers(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:08,
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Damn.Or use two separate ones running from a double socket in the wall.
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Get two extension cables, one with two sockets, the other about 2m longplug the 2m one into the cable with two sockets and that'll do the job for you.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 9:11,
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Nonsense. You can plug anything into anything else and IT WILL WORKFACT
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:36,
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You know that "it will work" and "completely unsafe" are not necessarily mutually exclusive, right?(, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 11:05, archived)
Don't opress my creativity(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 13:10,
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I'm now wondering if you fixed your toilet cistern with Sellotape and filled it with scorpion venom.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 9:48,
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Toilets do burn sometimesit's normal
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:36,
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Assuming "the job" is to burn your house down, sure(
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:48,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:01,
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oh man, I hope he's got his absolutely hilarious Gang with him!!(, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 11:17, archived)
uh-oh, someone did a racism on /board. Luckily brb is on the case(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:41,
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a think a little bit of logged-out lurking is called forWell there's 20 seconds I'll never get back, because i mean, what format would time be returned in, and how would you activate it? does anyone know?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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You get it added back on at the very end of your lifewhen you're struggling to breathe and everything's going grey. You get an extra 20 seconds of that.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:58,
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watch this, I'll get him to 30 seconds of full color end-of-life suffering, this is The Art Of The Deal (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I thought MiseryCunt was referring to your spelling.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 17:55,
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Maybe it could be converted into matter and returned to you in the form of some sort of edible liquid? Dunno, you'd probably have to ask a physicist.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 17:21,
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That sounds better, because if you were enjoying something you could take a swig to prolong it.(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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racism chatb3ta.com/board/11424562
If you can't see the linked post that's because you're an awful racist
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 18:18,
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i heard that brb's helmit glows red and makes a nee naw noise when it detects a racism(
broadsword, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 18:57,
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also, which one of us works for Mattelwww.theguardian.com/society/2026/jan/12/mattel-launches-its-first-autistic-barbie
"She has a (pink, of course) fidget spinner on her finger that helps reduce stress,
wears (pink) noise-cancelling headphones to reduce sensory overload
and carries a (yes, youโve guessed it, pink) tablet with
symbol-based augmentative and alternative communication buttons
on its screen to help her cope with everyday communication."
My money is on Invisible Wizard.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 13:30,
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I didn't come here for art - lynks My mate says this song is too gay
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Is that the one who says 16 year old girls smell better than 28 year old?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 15:53,
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He said 16 year olds smell buttery (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:42,
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I Can't Believe It's Not Legal(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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i don't remember smelling butteryreeked of lynx africa probably
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 17:07,
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The ability to smell does decrease with age(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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That's not what he meant (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:42,
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Genuinely, I used to work for Mattel, about 20 years ago.- about the time they fucked up the paint on Hotwheels etc and had a 30 million dollar recall.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 19:01,
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It's a grim story actuallywww.theguardian.com/business/2007/aug/13/china
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 19:14,
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"A reporter, who faked a TV story about cardboard-filled meat-buns, was yesterday imprisoned for a year"(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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we're talking after noonce sense(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 13:33,
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^ cryptographic noonce(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 14:42,
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You shut your mouth (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 15:54,
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ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding (
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:17,
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In exciting toilet-based newsit's been a partial victory with the toilet cistern. I replaced the inlet valve and the flush mechanism but the new piping between the cistern and the toilet pan has slowed down the water so the flush is a bit lacklustre and less dramatic. As a water feature it's not as exciting but still gets rid of turds.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:17,
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<s>morn</s> juan(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:14,
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Who do you who pronounces Juan as Jewan?(Genuine curious enquiry)
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 12:40,
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people do in backwards parts of these islands(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 18:59,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:11,
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Mornings are just a social construct orchestrated by big breakfast.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:19,
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Well the ugly fucker managed to pull Billie Piper (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:47,
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So did Laurence Fox, so I think we can assume she has questionable taste.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:57,
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I was thinking about her when I typed that.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 11:35,
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I just saw that Mark "Jabberwoc" Woods has apparently died.Someone else will need to pop up and type "KNOBSACKยฉ" every 6 months now, because it always showed us and no mistake!
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Jabberwent(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 12:39,
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When i hang my fat balls out in the garden, I'm surrounded by tits(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 19:09,
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How do they rate on the absolute tit scale set by Salma Hayek's bumtits? (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 11 Jan 2026, 19:16,
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