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# er..
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# woo!
hmm... nearly 3000000.
isn't this the point where people make loads of pointless threads in a vain attempt to become #3000000?

(1, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
#
(1, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# oh boy
edit: aww. one off. Everyone feel sorry for me.


*tumbleweed*

I SAID FEEL SORRY! OR MECHA-DOMO WILL DESTROY YOU
(1, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# boom
i got post 3000000...HAHA!
(alexnessie \o/., Sat 29 Nov 2003, 6:11, archived)
# Post 3,000,000!!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 7:20, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
:P
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Wahey, 3million posts!
crikey!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Woo Hoo
3 Bajillion posts!!!
(Ssco, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# mmmmmmm
future spazzing
(vork and burlap, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# I wrote this reply
months before you wrote that message.
(Lambkin, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Congratulations!!!
3,000,000 is a lot of posts!

You rule!
(Hobbes, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# yaaaaay,
sorry i may or not be here to reply
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# 300000th post
WOAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# *comes out of cryogenic tube*
woah... it's the timespazz future... everyone I know is dead... Baz... baaa... One...

Oh wait, they're actually alive...

damn
(1, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 18:51, archived)
# testin sumthin
('Andeh', Tue 23 Dec 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Fisrt reply!
awww, no future-spazzers. :(

edit: stop editing your post! I preferred the happy hippo

edit: GIRAFFES ROCK
(1, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# I think the code's changed
to prevent that now?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# hmm...
I didn't actually see anything wrong in timespazzing.
(1, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# No
hey ho not long till 4mil
i estimate 8 months and 5 days

3GAZILLION POSTS WOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# to
prevent what?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# only a week in either way
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# no
lo the greebo warrior had a go at it (by clicking reply, then changing the post number in the URL to 3000000 I think) earlier, and it posted as a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# That's what happened when I tried too.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# i always rather liked the future spazzers
2,000,000 had loads of people trying to guess wen it would come
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# you
were just one off
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# future-spazzers?
que?
(Elusive Squirrel, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# time spazzers from the future
if you go back to the first ever post, you'll get replies from as recently as last november
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# nah, they're time spazzers
future-spazzers make replys to posts that havent happened yet

the 1000000 post is a good example
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# people who reply to posts that haven't been made yet
(1, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# replying to posts
that haven't been posted yet

see www.b3ta.com/board/2000000
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Congratulations.
From April 2004 (on the day of 3000000)
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# By playing with the php
you could reply to future messages. When the 1m post came up, there were dozens or replies people had written months earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# ooh
how odd
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# i think the future spazzers take a while to appear
as their posts get archived before the big 3m appears.
give it a week and they might magically appear.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 22:27, archived)
# yay!!
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# That's the one!!!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# hahahah
fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# hmmm
it doesn't look much like a duck to me.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# That's perfect
don't you dare edit it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Yay!
aw dagnabbit they got rid of the pre-replies
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# well in sir
3,000,000. woo
(Elusive Squirrel, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# That's disappointing
can you edit your post and put a badly drawn cock in it?

Edit: Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# TWUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# woo
for yoo!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# well done that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# It was better when it was just an empty reply.
But I second the call for a badly drawn cock.

Edit: Nice cock.
(Tetsuo, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# blimeh
3 million

how many man/woman/being hours is that then?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# 300000 / 24000
125 posts a member, well sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# approx
2 hours posting time by each member, but that figure is kind of pointless seeing the amount of lurkers
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# on averge 23 seconds per post
19,166 hours wasted
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# yay
30000000000000* posts! woo!



*possibly to many 0s
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# not enough in the word too though
:-p
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:29, archived)
# bugger
bad spelling on a landmark thread

bugger
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# SANDWHICHES
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay
(roboglitch, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# cute
cock
(ad, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# coagulations
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Woo
Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Three Million Posts?
Nicey nicey.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Yay
I've finally witnessed a milestone post!

Edit: And you've used the Giraffe!!

WOO
(Ssco, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Yay!
4000000th post!
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# £<)))<)))
!!!!!!!!!!W00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# wooo
www.b3ta.com/board/2000000

and

www.b3ta.com/board/1000000


go there.
(HawkerTyphoon, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# don't forget
www.b3ta.com/board/1

and

www.b3ta.com/board/42

whilst you're at it
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Norks?!


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# wahey
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# PISSFLAPS!
I was in bed when this happened because I stayed on the board all night, causing me to sleep through it. I spazzed back a few hours to say WOOOOOOOO! 3000000!
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# wow b3ta is slowing down!
took 1 month longer to go from 2 to 3 million as it did to go from 1 to 2 million :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 8:29, archived)
# hooooorah
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)
# As with 1000000, and 2000000, so with 3000000... My command prompt can't handle it!

WWWWWW (Easy to locate spazz marker supplied courtesy of the Wonderfully Wise World Wide Web Women)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# woo!
So...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# I like cheese
(1, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Flange!
Cor, my first ever reply to a milestone post!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# hurrah!
i'm here too!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# !
 
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Not at all
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# yes
3000001, curses!!!!
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Or a flood of wooing
which is what I fully expect.
(Tetsuo, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# haven't you spotted it!
people are replying to every post in a vain attempt to be The One.

frogs rock. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Surely not.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# I bet he likes
Kenny Loggins too !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# hmmm.
go-on, suspense is eating me...
(Elusive Squirrel, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)