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I shouldnt laugh but woo to you sir.
Hope he gets well soon.
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Hope he gets well soon.
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vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:23,
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Honk.
edit: although of course helicopter speed would be measured in nautical miles. -3 for lack of research.
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:23,
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edit: although of course helicopter speed would be measured in nautical miles. -3 for lack of research.
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on 'Sky Cops' last night. And that was straight from the pilots mouth. Unless he was talking down to the non-flyboy plebs. ;)
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:30,
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[edit]and the airspeed would be measured in mph, kph or kts, it's the range of it that would be measured in nauticle or standard miles or kilometres.
-15 for bad research for you.
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How many helicopters have you flown? I invented wings*, so I ought to know what I'm talking about.
*Not really. I did invent the knee though.
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:42,
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*Not really. I did invent the knee though.
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however they were under guidence.
not really, i've only sat in one when it's been on the ground, i just lifted information about the eurocopter
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:46,
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not really, i've only sat in one when it's been on the ground, i just lifted information about the eurocopter
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No wonder!
I have flown a few aircraft, but not a helicopter. I like flying. It is funs.
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:09,
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I have flown a few aircraft, but not a helicopter. I like flying. It is funs.
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on a various makes of foam and paper gliders.
I also flew a cessna 172, the crowning glory of which flying to wattisham airshow and attempting anal rape the runway (as in try and approach the runway the wrong way.)
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 16:24,
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I also flew a cessna 172, the crowning glory of which flying to wattisham airshow and attempting anal rape the runway (as in try and approach the runway the wrong way.)
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that is splendid.
i'm sure he'd chuckle at that, if he wasn't in a drug induced coma.
get well soon likkle hamster boy.
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:27,
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i'm sure he'd chuckle at that, if he wasn't in a drug induced coma.
get well soon likkle hamster boy.
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and if it doesn't fp, there's something wrong with the world
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:32,
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Richard'll be okay, he's the little engine that could.
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:34,
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I'm sure Mr Hammond himself would agree.
Good luck to the little fella.
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:17,
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Good luck to the little fella.
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I hope he dosnt need a transplant, im not sure if they still make hammond organs
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:22,
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I hope the ickle guy gets well- me wants more Brainiac!
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:49,
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Essence of the three, especially Clarkson with the same old joke about James
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..it's unfortunately doing the Email rounds with your tag removed :(
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:42,
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Probably because the tag is fucking huge and makes no sense to non-b3tans... I've forwarded stuff of his before and people have come back to me and said "funny, but I don't get the smallbrainfield bit?"
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Are they confused by "The Daily Mail" on top of their newspapers too?
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Fri 22 Sep 2006, 11:45,
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And done in good taste too - no real piss taking out of our Hammy.
The only inaccuracy is Clarkson talking about a Porsche Boxter 'pulling his face off'. That wouldn't happen as they're quite simply not fast enough!
Sorry, was in my Top Gear mode there ;-)
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:43,
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The only inaccuracy is Clarkson talking about a Porsche Boxter 'pulling his face off'. That wouldn't happen as they're quite simply not fast enough!
Sorry, was in my Top Gear mode there ;-)
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Also the picture of JC is of him inside a hard top vehicle, as you can see the door pillar over his shoulder - not present on soft top boxsters. however, this does not detract from the absolute amazingness of this picture.
Off to lurk away thinking about cars...
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Fri 22 Sep 2006, 12:09,
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Off to lurk away thinking about cars...
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Make sure you email it to their studio! you'll probably get on the show ;-)
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 15:12,
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If he makes a full recovery they are the type of guys who would find this funny. It isn't done in bad taste.
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:17,
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Especially after the Steve Irwin ones.
That, sir, is a top-notch FPage. Let's hope Hammond pulls out of this with no permenant damage.
(Except maybe to his whitened teeth. :-")
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 15:55,
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That, sir, is a top-notch FPage. Let's hope Hammond pulls out of this with no permenant damage.
(Except maybe to his whitened teeth. :-")
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is that he has "significant brain damage" but that he is "likely to make a good recovery". WTF?
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:29,
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...he will eventually be back to his normal self but will unfortunately be a Manchester United fan.
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And Richard Hammond.
GET BETTER SOON! YOU'RE NOT A CUNT!
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:55,
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GET BETTER SOON! YOU'RE NOT A CUNT!
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the Top Gearage shows through..
good luck little chap.
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Thu 21 Sep 2006, 22:09,
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good luck little chap.
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I'm sure the hamster would giggle at this when he recovers.
*positive thinking*
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*positive thinking*
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Best case scenario is that he's back on Top Gear in a couple of months so Captain Slow and the loud one can rip the piss out of him for crashing like a girl.
It will go on for longer than the teeth whitening. GWS Hamster.
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Fri 22 Sep 2006, 1:35,
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It will go on for longer than the teeth whitening. GWS Hamster.
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Mr Hammond sees this, 'cause I think he would love it.
I LOLed at it I did. Great stuff sir!
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Fri 22 Sep 2006, 2:05,
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I LOLed at it I did. Great stuff sir!
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Hope he gets better soon, a top shopping effort as well.
Have you sent it to top gear? I think they would love it.
Get it sent!
Woo.
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Fri 22 Sep 2006, 11:28,
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Have you sent it to top gear? I think they would love it.
Get it sent!
Woo.