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# mini compo: write a newsletter subjectline
and write a good un
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Four Fuck Minimum

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ^ This
completely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I agree with absolutely everything in the preceeding post.
Twice, if necessary*



*contents may settle in a transit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Ispwich Town 7 Shrewsbury Rovers 7
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Nurse!
He's out of bed again!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# See?
www.b3ta.com/board/8145727
God, I feel like Cilla
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# this space left intentionally wank
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# gluing printed emoticons to your children's faces
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# HERE ARE THE RESULTS TO YOUR AIDS TEST
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# officelol
now has to be explained, you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I'll slip you fifty bob for that cat you're carrying
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# "a newsletter subjectline"

and here is my good

Done - WINS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Spring has come, de grass is riz, de newsletta dat makes you jizz
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hello
*waves hand in the air*

What is all this "ear" business about, i must have missed something.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ..
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pTHw0lM7O0Q
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
Thank you.

How sureal
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# He did it earlier in the series
after there was summat in emmerdale or summat that went like this

Randomer: No, we can't let her find out she's got cataracts
Randomer with cataracts getting out of car: Cataracts?
Other randomer: Cataracts?
Randomer #4: Cataracts?
first Randomer: No, mum!
Randomer #5: Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
#
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=au2gXTRd_x4
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# It was a follow on from this:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4qxYhji_sd4
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Farmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I went to the doctors for anti-biotics and came back with skin cancer..
Or

101 tips for plaiting your arse hair
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# MyTubeYourSpace.com
*bugger already taken*
*buys UK domain*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Filling your inbox with porn and kittens
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Same as it ever was
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Take TWO bottles into the shower? Not me! I never wash my hair!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# SCOT FUCKS GRANNIES
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# What of it?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I was referring to Selina
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# surely selina scot
is a granny by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Lesbian GILF's
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# She never married
and now actually fucks goats:
www.selinascott.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE OF THESE LINKS MAY GO DOWN AS WELL AS UP

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# jizzing all over your widened inbox
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# goat c?
An imposter!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# padding out a load of internet links with our opinions
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# +4 sword of Gygax-slaying
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# M KHAN IS BENT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
A perennial favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# IN CASE YOU MISSED IT ON /BOARD, THERE A LONDON BASH ON 31st MAY
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I was *really* hoping that riverghost
might move it back a week...can't do the 31st

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Cunts Want Beef
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# EVERY TIME YOU MASTURBATE, THE U.S. MARINES KILL A PUPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I think you should go with
"Hexachordal is brilliant"

It's the best newsletter subjectline that's ever been thought of. Use it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# USE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Garfield lol
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# One of these days I'll fulfill my dream and become a ballerina.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# That's lovely :)
Have you got any newsletter subjectline ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Newsletter....?
Subjectline....?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# COMING AT YOU LIKE A ROYAL HOMECOMING
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# All gays are queer
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
#
"b3ta newsletter - The cure for Swayze's pancreas"
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# RIP GARY GYGAX: ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE OVER THIS NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Rolls +6 damage...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Writing Swears All Over It
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A SWAYZE'D PANCREAS
and goes back to bed.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It's Friday afternoon, the sun is shining and I've got to write this fucking newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Lemon Party Redux
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Putting the spunk back into Man Friday
perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Newsletter-
Shitty challenges and more inane spam than you can shake a stick at.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Pancreatic cancer is karma for everyone who had to sit through dirty dancing
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Farmers? Real farmers!



Or whatever it was
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# NEWSLETTER ON A WEBPAGE
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# iPhone: Now I can not go on Facebook whenever I want
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Queen of the demonweb pits
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# THIS WEEK: EVEN MORE ADVERTS FOR OUR MATE'S PROJECTS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Yeah, stick it to the man!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# WE'VE GOT SPAM!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# SAVE KYLIE'S TITS
.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Haven't you got anything that doesn't have spam in it?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# CARPET BOMBING FROM ROMFORD
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Carpet Bombing?
from Romford?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# apparently so
it says here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Where?
I'll be back after this short break

*breaks*
Ahhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# here:
www.b3ta.com/board/8145817
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Can't believe I didn't see that earlier!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Shooting semen all over your internets and refusing to wipe it clean
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# B3ta: where pressing F5 on the board gambles with your career.
oh look, another CDC...
sorry boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# "It's a deal. It's a steal. It's sale of the fucking century!"
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# vi4gra c0ck p1lls offer lol
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# "most unread newsletter ever"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Like the uncle that was always a bit sticky
(ccc, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# my turds have more talent than you
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Unnerving thought of the week- the majority of us have touched our mother's cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Sheopherds pie followed by conrflakes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# even more erotic than watching a pair of geordies boot a spastic in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# EXCUSE ME WHILE I SLAP A FAKE SMILE ON MY FACE AND GO THROUGH THIS SHIT ONE MORE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# We compod this headline and all we got was this crap result
.
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# "and that's why little girls shouldn't wear make up"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# more fun than selling anti depressants outside a Bridgend primary school!
...double whammy...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Swayze, you're on in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... .... Oh....
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Wanking random celebrities so you don't have to
.
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)