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# McDonalds...
bloody desert rats

(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# secondededed
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Humph...
bunch of *cough*

(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# those things are everywhere
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# The only things that make
me go 'mmmmm' are the tasty women on the advert. And they're probably processed cheese as well.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Product Placement
...growls @ people in marketing
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm processed cheeeeeeese
made from chemically goodness :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# messing around...
because i'm meant to be working...

hello all :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Second in from the left...
...he looks like a complete Mancunian twat.

But a lovely, lovely picture!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# I thought as much.........
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# You mean
Stouffer?

[edit]Oh no, it's Supermoore. It's got a chin.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Indeed...
...I know he loves it when people point out he's from Manchester.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# It is Stouffer isn't it?
I don't own any hooded tops. I'm not from Salford.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Oh, I was right!
Sorry, your reply above made me think it was you. Sorry.

It is indeed the shortarsed Salfordian.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# too tall
to be stouffer.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# shhh
They've made him normal height to make him feel better.

Poor dwarfy stouffer.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# and why are we takin the piss outa short, hooded
top wearing mancs?

i hapen to be one
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# look
Stouffer is medically a dwarf. A midget. A tiny pixie. He stands by your table and people sitting down tap ash into his hood thinking it's a mobile ashtray. He is that little.

And, you know, he's sensitive about it.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# I think it's cute...
...how he comes out to the pub and drinks beer - just like a grown-up!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# he's staying in my spare room this week
i've got the manger ready specially
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# i really hope
he ego spazzes.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# He does...
...I know this for a fact.

Stouffer - when you read this.... you are a cunt.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# 'lo Bob
Do you play footy?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha...
...me play football?

I am overweight, unfit and Scottish - of course I can't play football.

If you need a big fat man to go in goal though, I might be your guy.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# I'll bear that in mind
as you'd cover more area than Sunshine Elephant.

;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Maybe...
...I can be the big defender who has no skill, but scythes down forwards mercilessly.

Then runs up the pitch in the last five minutes as a set-piece target man.

"On me 'ead son...."

(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# rush goalie?



three and in?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# I like to laugh at short people...
...because they can't reach up to punch me in the face.

Mind you, I have to protect my nads - they are at perfect headbut height.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# 'i've had it up to here* with midgets*
*holds hand at waist height
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# that joke works
really well as text, you know.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# so does this rude hand gesture:
*does rude hand gesture*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# so does the silent treatment
*gives em all the silent treatment*




That worked, right?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# i've already made that joke once today
and i left the hand gestures to the imagination.


(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# and i apologised
as well
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# I think...
...that it is Spacefish, Stouffer, Freshlegs, Zero's friend (who I have forgotten the name of - sorry) and Zerolicious.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# DAMN
I had that lineup right, too, then Supermoore worried me and I deleted the post. Grr. I've never even MET Zero and I knew it was him.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# If you're right
I got the first three right. I find that slightly disturbing.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# yep...
spot on :)
edit: and i'm off to try and get work done... hopefully back later...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# I'm from Manchester
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# there there.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# At least
it's the right side of the pennines...

*rolls up sleeves*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# There is no "right side of the Pennines"
You're all Northern scum, AND I should know, I married one. Even he wants to move back to London.

Actually that came out sounding harsh. I don't wish to fight - please accept the following picture:
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# But...
...you are all soft southern pansies to me.

And I'll take you all on at once, ya basssars....
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Hear hear!
they've lived on a slightly warmer end of the country for the last time!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Fact...
...England is sinking and Scotland is rising. They'll all want to live here in a few thousand years.

Bastards.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# like you need an excuse
for kittens ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Consider
me pacified.


Milky with two sugars would be dee-lish!

How's life on planet Womble-Kitten?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# yay! more love!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# I respect flowers...
...I respect their tasty nectar.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# I think i'm ODing
on the love here guys...

Can we ease off a little?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# and i was just about to..
oh well, never mind :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# and you call me
scary!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# yes
it's an agism/sexism thing - I'm an older male, you're a young female... you're meant to be the object of such comments, not the creator!

still, don't let that stop you, oh no!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# calling me an object now,
are we?!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# *muffled squealing, and sounds of spadework*
there: to save time I have now dug myself a big hole, and stuck my feet in my mouth
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# heh
and i was starting to like the whole object thing too..
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Hehe
you said 'object'!





(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)
# There's
always a way.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# no no
love is love regardless of where it happens.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# In that case
bring it on!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# well no
because you just said you'd had enough.
Silly.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)
# No, I said i
thought i'd had enough. I've taken a vote, and do know what? There's always room for dessert...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# aw...
tell you what, why don't you go and play hide and go fuck yourself, you cocktard - your kind make me puke!

better?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# That's the sprit!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# he's from greater manchester
that's the best bit of it
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# because
it's great?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# yep
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# 'squite beautiful.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Ooh, that's lovely :)
Is it b3tans?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Looks like b3tans...
...at a safari park to me ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# it is indeed...
altho' i'm not sure it's particularly accurate... :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Show off
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Beautiful!
Love the XP colous ;)
Girl 2nd from right is Wolverine. 100% ipso facto.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# smooth as ever my darling
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# smart !
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# The man on the right has a very long neck.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# lovely!
made with corel painter?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# yup... photopaint...
i've only just got my tablet set up for the pressure sensitive stuff so was playing and scribbling... is rather therapeutic...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# yup!
i should be doing it more!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# the one on the far right looks like he's from the 'hood
he's a homee
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Nah
he's nothing.

;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# well i'm going to pretend he's from the 'hood
seeing as he looks like Nelly or P Diddy or whoever.

Very good piccie btw :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# *saves thread for Zero's amusement*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# arf !
walks like he's being chased by a tiger !
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# is spacefish
wearing a unitard?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# i'm wearing a troptard
as usual
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# yay!
and hello! stop working and have a bit of a slack :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# lovely :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# oooh
that's lovely. yay for ego-spazzing :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 6:36, archived)
# Swish!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA...
fab!
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Ohhh...
...watch him - I think he's after your ring.

Woo!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# has Sonic
as Lord of the Rings been done?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...I don't think so, but I'm amazed that no-one else has thought of that yet!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Ain't seen it.
But that idea...Keep it Secret! Keep it Safe!

sorry
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# mind piss
i cant remember seeing it
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# go for it
I've no energy to hummus tonight, I've got to be at work tomorrow at 6am!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# pfft you call that work?
I'm supposed to be at IKEA in an hour for the night shift.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# as it's the first paid employment I've had since xmas
I call it "thank fuck for that!"
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# well good luck
my old mucka
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# nah im too cack
it would just end up being a sonic image mashed on top of a lotr poster
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# your comment
coupled with that picture just gave me a great idea, and if it hasnt been done im quite frankly shocked
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# That's actually
pretty good. Yay.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# yay !
that be a good one !
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Arf!
That's quite good for you.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha.
and it's not crap!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# tee hee
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# Do you have that background printed out and hung on your wall?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# a whole new market...
wallpaper wallpaper!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# I still think someone should get an arts council grant
and wallpaper a room with printouts of the board.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# That would look oddly like
Joe Orton's bedsit.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# a few years ago,
when there was a scandal over the lord chancellor chap spending £70000 to wallpaper one room at the taxpayer's expense, bbc online had desktop wallpaper of the same pattern to download.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# I used it
for about 30 seconds before I felt really sick. It really was horrid.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# yep
the linky's in the spazz somewhere, I have a copy of it (the file, not the linky) - it's crap
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# it's a good idea.
i might get it printed up huge to stick on my wall when i go to uni.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# yeah
that will make you tons of friends.

/runs off giggling.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# Oooh,
Samarcasm.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# "sarmacasm"??
Who the fuck are you, Sara Cox?

*goes off on one about Sara Cox I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Just take solice
in the fact she's a dim northern bint who has little to nothing to offer the world other than gobshitey drivel she calls a morning radio show. Shame they pay her well for it but we can't have everything.

(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# It should have said samarcasm
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# he
lives just over that hill
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# nope!
but when i get rich i'll buy this:
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# *jaw drops*
*drool runs from open mouth...*

and I don't even own any printer, 'cause I believe paperless offices should be paperless...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# quite wrong
paper is a beautiful thing. that's why the paperless office failed

and i tried to chew my laptop and went to hospital. that had something to do with it.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# there's never been used more paper since people started talking about that!
*100% fact*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Ever used a vinyl cutter?
Now there's a toy of industrial proportions.
[edit] (which is why I have a soft spot for sign bandwagons)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# to make vinyl LP's?
:O
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Badum
tish.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# would be way cool to own such a bastard!
do you have one?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# was waiting for you to do that
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Woo, Yay!
Smashing pic old chum (can i call you old chum?)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# absolutely!
cheers!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Yay!
Woo!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Hehehe
You always make bandwagons worth it!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] open the pod bay door, Hal, yarrrrrrrrrrrr
Hmm, this worked better in my head...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# yarrrrrrrrrr
its a good prequel or however you spell that word

woo!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# hæhæ!
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# : o )
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# yikes
yay
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# wooo cool!
that deserves my new woo yay replacement:

(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# last one..
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# woo
did someone say PIE!!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# lo bob
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# pi and pie!
i like pie
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# woo - p - de- doo.
a happy pointless message.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# that am woo yay
but for a houpla, animate it!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# yes i might..
not.. have this any who
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# Woo!
I have just seen a preview for the next LOTR film and I am moist.

/sad twat
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# well
Legolas is a very attractive elf and has quite the same effect on me.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# O_O
*shocked silence*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# I'm sorry
but Orlando Bloom = very attractive man.
And equally lovely as rugged pirate or slightly effeminate elf.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# I'm usually straight.
But I'd fuck the arse of him quicker than you can say "buttocks".
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# "buttocks"



Finished yet?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Oh come on
everyone fancies Legolas. Even I did, whereas Orlando Bloom in real life (and even in Pirates of the Carribean) does nothing for me.

Mind you in PotC he was standing next to Johnny Depp who was just being a trillion-megawatt sex-appeal explosion. *dribbles slightly*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# gosh
i couldn't decide between the two!
So obviously both. At the same time.
And maybe Seth Green too.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# But who
gets which orifice? It's a conundrum.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# place her on a spinning table
and let fate decide...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Begging for
a shopping...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# i think
i would let them decide amongst themselves. I'm quite easy going really.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
#


copycat ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
#


Prove it
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I can agree with Johnny Depp...
I'd turn for him, definitely

but the shock was less at Legolas being attractive, and more at young miss Lora telling us about going moist - no shame, these youngsters!
/dirtyoldman
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# dirty old man is right!
obviously it was said in the most innocent way..
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# I should think so
especially after your reply to Baz...

I'm beginning to think of you in a whole new light - and it's frankly scarifying!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# don't you worry
back to my lovely all girls school soon, where obviously we are all on best behaviour ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# brb afk
ggw... O_o o_O o_o -_- O_O ... ^_^
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Best use of smileys
EVER!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# And
Keanu?
And Tom Cruise?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Oh
And Brad Pitt?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# um
no.
To all three.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# I'm afraid
she speaks de troof. No.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# come now
Tom and Brad in Interview with the Vampire... no?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# urgh No
dressed like girls and talking poncy shite... no.

Seth Green, though. Lora has a point there.

And also Jude Law. I always knew he was a bastard. He has that look.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# The look
of a bastard?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# but i think
we all would regardless. I quite liked his plasticy look in AI.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# other films he looks a bit of a twat
in that one he did look ok - one of the few bits of the film that did look ok!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Ah well..
I spose I'll just have to keep them entertained myself then..
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Well
What about someone from Buffy or Angel then?
Like Angel?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# *runs screaming from room*
Not even with yours!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
Okay....
I'm vaguelly sensing that we might have different tastes ;)

Do you like Rutger and those kind of men?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Only
my little Seth (as mentioned previously.)
Though Alyson is quite special.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# 0_0
stares...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# I watched the behind the scenes thing
on the Two Towers dvd last night.
Cor!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# I'm pretty
sure neither of these are glasscock.
35.10.50.248/forums/index.php
www.muffinfilms.com/index.htm
have fun.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Is the interweb being cunting slow for anyone else?
I'm using NTL Broadband, and it's worse than usual.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# oh god yes!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Was worse a few weeks ago.
Then Broadband would time out simple sites like B3ta.
[EDIT]And i'm using Demon Broadband
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# me too
its been crap last few days. must be down to all the spackers who let that virus in
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Like my work.
Dumbasses.
Same ones who made me, a part-timer, train 2 new people, on overtime, at peak-retail time.

*grumbles*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# me too
seems normal
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# It bloody well is
grr, damned slow interweb.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# its really slow today...
huh
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# blame
numpties with viruses for slowing the ntl network down. Fecking thousands of them still have it.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# I know
like the Dean at my uni who I had to clean up his laptop when he got it, I mean, come on! The bloody Dean *BELM*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# sorry
about that , I took the plug out to use the toaster , should be right now !
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# ha ha ha...
....my connection is fine!

Look at me zoom along you mere mortals... ha ha ha!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Pfffffffffffft.
That's the washing machine, you fool!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Well...
...it's about as interesting as the internet.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Ah
but is there porn?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# and mine.
*swoops carelessly about in manner of superhero*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# yep
plus msm has died and i can't get back on.

i have just hijacked the cable modem though! yay!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# TJ!
yay! I have a micro picture with Norks and everything!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# oooooooh
woo for norks micropictures!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# After something Dennis Norden said last night
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# *looks around*
Is this one of those things that happens in Britain but they don't tell the rest of us in the USA what happened? Or am I just missing something?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Just know
that it's Jimmy Tarbuck
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Jimmy Tarbuck
buck toothed , golf playing . Kenny Lynch loving scouse 70's comedian (?)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# You forgot
"paedophile".
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# hurrah!
quick, people, make me giggle.
I've sustained happiness for quite some time now and i fear it may drop soon.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# *puts on bikini*
*chases SSG in Benny-Hill fashion*

Will that do?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# teehee.
that'll be fine :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# he said "happiness"
not "a penis"!

or am I reacting the wrong way to you in a bikini?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# that is entirely the correct way to react
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# provided
that I am not within striking distance.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# I have to be careful
I've met her and conversed with her, so she'll be able to pick me out of a lineup and splat me with her handbags if I'm too rude...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# you missed my kittenly poem!
i riddled it with fluffiness and bras!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# you could always...
repost?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# ha! me?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# poor kitten!
(why was she sorting the whites from the reds after washing them? I mean they must've been washed if she was preparing to dry them, and if you put unsorted whites and reds in the washing machine you get lovely pink things back...)

God, I'm petty. It's a lovely anim. :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# she was getting ready to put them in!
i made it yesterday as a late wedding present for you, but you missed my message and went to sleep! :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# It's very kind
thank you. I was a bit fluey last night so I had to get my beauty sleep, sorry...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# it's ok!
i did another kitten poem but a 2nd repost in 1 thread is just rude!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# I don't live here!
I was out buying shoes!

Mmmm, silver high-heeled wedge sandals... I am so 50's.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# but
you carry it off so well...

part of your new halloween get-up, or new work togs perhaps?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# No
I just liked them.

I start college tomorrow, wheee!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# blimey
married and going to college... that was a poor move, his income will affect your grants and subsidies ;)

watcha studying again, interior design or something? 50s is back in for that, in fact I personally would love a 50s style room as and when I get a house to put it in
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# yeah but
his income will also affect my spending money, and frankly I can live with that.

I'll do you a discount when I graduate. ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# yay!
*would print message for future reference, but has no printer as mentioned higher up*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# i have a thing for trousers.
it's odd.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# arf!
sod it...I'm too nervous to sit around here talking to you lovely people...I have to revise and everything!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
#
good luck !
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# fanks!
Lets see how many f5's it takes before I go!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Oh blimey.
I've just noticed your name.

That was silly, wasn't it? *ducks*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# It was silly
It just seemed like a good idea at the time
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# It will either get all the stress out of the way at once and you'll have a bonza booze-up that night
(not to mention hot sex - massive feelings of relief after catastrophes are well known for leading to hot sex)

...or your brane will explode.

/wise.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# I don't think I have a brane
but Mr Hart is meeting me after the exam to take me for food
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# And hot sex
I should damn well hope.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# That goes without saying
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# that's what it tastes like to me
lol
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Well, it was..
ground this morning.

sorry for the punnage, even when it doesn't quite fit
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# bah!
peeeeeeaaaaa-roooooooooast!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# I see your Tarbucks Coffee
and raise you a Jimmy Starbuck
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# Superstar
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# hehehe
very nice
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# yay!
he's a superstar

woooo!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Superstar!
My Hero
yay
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Yay!
I love Superstar.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# A HA HA AHAHAH HAAAH!
The Moon is finally MINE! AhahhhaaHaa.. Oh.

Woo for your lovely picture :)
Do you know I think I'm going to make a new WYH? I shall use it first on one of your pics and none before :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# woo, nice !
someone's been playing with the layout eh ?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# roy lichenstein-esque
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# haha
top notch class
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# Fantastisk!
there's a new style, huh?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# just low on animating hummus.
this took 3 hours!
though i was on the board and arthur at the same time!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# I wanted to see how it would look as a mash
so I posterised it and tweaked a bit...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# that is so not a mash


it is a mash?

holy shit

we are not worthy...*bows down*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# no it's not a mash
it's a basic filter with some spin to make it look more mash-like... I just wanted to see how it'd look :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# YOU LIED
EITHER THAT or i'm stupid.

I think its the later.

I'm going to go reconsider my intelligence now...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# posterising
is a filter in photoshop that makes things kinda look mashed... if you didn't know that, my explanation wouldn't have made sense to you so don't worry too much

here's another one:

except this one does have a lot more work behind it
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Myagi
is a legend. Woo to your lovely pic :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# It looks shit
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# cheerful fucker
aren't you?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# it's escaped!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Oh my god!
It's coming right for us!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahaah!
Hah!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Run !

yay !
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# That bloody thumb!
It's always bothering us on our holidays.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
#
arf out loud!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# lets post somthing before i must return to college

for the lady in your life
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# how rrrrrrromantic
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Is that
spelling college?

ITLAPD in 17 days!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# i like your name
very musical
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I ♥ it I does, Yarrr!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# aww
Wench means 'young girl'-- you peadophile :)
How about you delete the one above
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# i am only 16

(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# and?
you can still be a paedophile
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# well border line

(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# yarrr!
what beauty could resist?!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# they one i made it for
that who
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# yarr
that be mighty fine, but why does ye have to be postin it twice ye scurvy kerr

::EDIT::
Yarr the other one be gone now, like a ship lost in the fog
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# yarr i be aplogizing me did somthing wrong but then it went away
so i wont complain
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# retern?
I'm surprised they let you in with smelling pike gnat.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Number two -- for comp
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# hmmm..
...bit small , have you linked the thumbnail?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# kinda
had to use a thumbnail for the pic

but better than too big, isn't it?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# you can add the link
for the bigger picture
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# I think what she means is
the original was that size
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# oh!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# better?
hey I'm just learning here
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# does it say "wtf"?
google's probably got a few bigger source posters you could abuse... give it a bash :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# yes it says WTF
but the t is crap
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# I know you're just learning
the first time was a little small to see, now it's a little distorted...never mind.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# I'll get better
promises!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# haha us newbies
pffft woo



(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# I don't like the typeface
on the bottom sign, what is it?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# whys it funny
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# :(
Shall I just go hang my self now?

Pffft don't answer that. I'm scared of the truth
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Don't belittle noobs
:( tis not nice. You can belittle me though - I need it.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# because
it says exactly how we feel about bandwagons - it's called observational humour
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# I wasn't trying to be funny.
I was only having a go.

:'(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# hush
I'm belittling the belittler... you just sit over there and feel happy that you made something original
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# was it then?
original I mean?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Myes
indeedy!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Ooo
*grin*

thank you...I think :S

Feel free to shoot me if I become annoying. From my own web site I know how annoying n00bs can become
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# well
I've never seen someone as new as you make a pic decrying bandwagons as well as we oldies would wish to ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# first post
that is be....or was :S
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Almost certainly been done already...
had a quick search for it, but probably not thorough enough.

you really need to see the larger version.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# I've seen 'Apocalypse Soon'
a couple of times, but the details in this one are brilliant =)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# thank
you :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# wow
Thats very cool.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# theif
but i like it =)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# thanks, sir!
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# pleasure
doctor?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# you're a pleasure doctor?
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# doctor kaiser
has a certain ring
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# yeah!
actually!
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# I'm
sure he does !
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Streweth!
Barbytastic.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# ha ha
thats good
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# heheh
woo !
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# I've
never noticed before but Australia inverted looks like a cow !
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# oom
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# oow?
 
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)

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