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# name that farm!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Babydale?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# dont be so disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Mingerbellend?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Munterpoof Farm?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Everyonewhoworksonthisfarmneedsagoodslapping Farm?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I was going to reply with 'ha ha ha' to this post anyway then saw it was you who posted! Spooooooky! Morning lad!
(funkylins, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# YOU!
OI! wheres my photos you funk band non caller backer! :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# YOU!
Didn't you get my post on the band webby forum? I replied to your post explaining... and saying very sorry... :(

edit - non caller backer? Did you call me? My number's not on the webby...
(funkylins, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# ah ha.. no never saw that...
i think i texted the number you left on ygs... no worries.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Really sorry again.
And since I never heard back from you, I didn't do photos on Friday night. We are back at Whistle Binkie's again this Saturday night - want me to try for then? I'm not a slacker at all but there have been many diva dramas and tambourine incidents lately!! ;)

Ps never got the text or would have replied...
(funkylins, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# How do.
God, I'm knackered. Been cycling into work, will have to get at least slightly fit for b3ta football.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# b3ta football?
Good grief! That would be ace - we'll need some yougotspotted photos...!
(funkylins, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Yeah, it's in London the day after the Halloween
bash. Come down, wave yer pom poms.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Londoninium? That's faaaaar!
It might be worth it to see the b3ta pegs!
(funkylins, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Aye, I know, but it's a huge bash, then a laugh
watching us all stagger around a pitch vomiting and falling over.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Sounds like an
average weekend to me...!
(funkylins, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# That's still beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# indeed.
fuck.shit.piss.

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# haha!
Having just been reminded of that, I want to go watch it, but I think my cow-orkers mights be a bit startled.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Saw it
first time last night.

absolutely mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# buntwinton
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# same to you




morning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Groan
Emmerdale
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Gah!
you've ruined it now!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# TJ
Well, I must be off to get ready to go out...see you all later!

buh bye for now!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# twatmangle?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:40, archived)
# I'dgiveheronebender Farm?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Ever noticed how they always go to the Highlands?
I just found out why:
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# HEH HEH
WOO to you sir.

just the one ticket to hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# I have a season pass
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# is it a child one?
i keep seeing people going through the barriers at the station with child tickets. They are obviously not under 15. (*grr I pay my taxes etc*)
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Errrmmmm
Given the nature of this thread I decline comment.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# damn
and I work for the Daily Mail and everything*

*not true
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# You too?
;D

EDIT: Inverness, Hell or both?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Pffft.
They do need all the tourism they can get in Inverness.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Found this at a car boot sale on sunday
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# yarrr
that be piratey
(bblgoose, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Just went to the GMTV site to enter the comp to win a mini
gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=6440
as it was loading slowly on my dial-up connection, I noticed one of the image names might not go down to well with the average GMTV viewer...

(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# heh
i just source coded that page and you're right!

oh the humanity
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)
# hehehehe
Is it for a programme about how the Conservatives plan to deal with asylum seekers?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)
# If that's real
it's very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)
# it is
as icezebra said, its the mini
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# It's the picture of the mini!
right click and do properties on it!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
That'll be the pissed off web developers then.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# hehehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Coincidentally
it's 150 pixels wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# aaahhhhhhhhh
it's a little too convenient to be a coincidence...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)
# I can't believe
I clicked those.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Get a screenshot
and send it to NTK. They like that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# true sparkle fun


(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# sparkle motion! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# no, no...
notorious :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Morning!
How's the tw33n coming?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I'm currently rendering the full joined part 3 and 4 bit just to see
It's about 23 mins alltogether without credits.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# come up a bit short then has it?
I thought you were aiming a bit longer than that?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# I was estimating on what i'd got, a few people had to pull out so late replacement sections were a lot shorter than most of the others
Plus joining them together meant squeezing them a bit. It's alright though it's like concentrated orange juice, all good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
You out for the Gibsters birthday this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# I think I've got it finished
(ish, ready to mail off to them anyway) Nothing webwise until next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Woo!
Is the debut this weekend or next?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# this weekend at the Timeless Festival
I'll be coming up on Friday :) You'll probably beat me into London on Sunday because I'll have to change trains. I should be there for 3pm ish I hope to join in the birthday shennanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Sorted.
4rthur me when you're done and dusted and we can make some final arrangements.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# will do
might be some other b3tans going to see it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Should be as long as I survive Saturday night
Mate's birthday party in Clapham...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# here kitty


I'm only young...please don't hurt me
(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# You are young...
...so you must suffer pain by way of a right of passage!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Leave his passage alone you!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# :'(
you are all mean
(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# No most are nice....
But Baz and I are cunts of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# true.
but at least you're honest about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)
# An honest cunt is a good cunt
EDIT: But anyone who writes 'I'm only young...please don't hurt me' in a post is asking for it and quite frankly remedial.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# is that what you told the judge?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:40, archived)
# ;D
God alone can judge me!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# shut it
Morrison and paint that old lady's fance.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# that sounds painful
nobody has any rights over my passage except me

and my girlfriend when i'm drunk

Edit: Woo to the kittenny bird tho :-)
(bblgoose, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# I bet
eek
(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# woo!
I like that the birdy-headed birdy is bigger than the cat-headed birdy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Moooooooooornin!
Howz u? Arv not bin a round fer blimmin ages!

(Woo to the pic btw!)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# I is good
have you heard about the flibz fiasco?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Sounds interesting...
I noticed that m3ss3ng3er was not there,

worrappened?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# sex, lies, and published private conversations
the upshot is that the new messenger is here.

We call it 4rthur.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# roight!
m'on there - ta.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# M3ss3ng3r is no more.
There is only arthur.
www.munkt0n.dyndns.org
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# msn 6
is good... :S
(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# in a different way
4rthur is good for just b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Too glossy that
we like our messaging home-grown thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Just like we like our women.
*rubs hands with glee and hurries off to tend to cloning vat*
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# no you are very wrong
MSN is not something you want to put on your machine.
And lots of wise, work firewalls block it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# that page does not exist
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Just leave off the "www." bit
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# take out
the www or just follow my link above.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# edit
some of you are nice :P
(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# eh?
what have I done? I only just got here...

:@ (
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# I said
Some of you have been mean and sarky...
(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I'm not
I'm nice and fluffy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Not you:p
I wasn't talking to you:)

But yes, we're mean here! :)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# except me!!!
I'm fluffy and nice!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# you're a n00b etc
welcome, pull up a kitten etc

etc
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# pppffttt
I understand the concept of n00bs I host a message board, of which I ban most annoying little newbies WHen TheY sTaRt tLkIn Lyk DiS!
(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# arf
just pulling your chain

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)
# just
yanking his crank?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# extending the phallus topwise
i believe
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Hello Everybody! Say hello, Sprinkles the Puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Hello Sprinkles The Puppy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# You'd never guess
that was my first anim, would you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Why are you sprinkling the puppy?
Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Hello sprinkles!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)
# TJ
Live!!!! Jazz!!!! drives you mental - Official
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Bah!
I though it was alluding to nudie 'Jazz'.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Woo!
He's lovely. If a trifle on the melancholy side for a puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Morning All!
Anyone see that new Crusha Milkshake "Elbow-Independant Woman" advert on channel 5?
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# I don't get channel 5
I get fizz and crackle.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:02, archived)
# bah!
Bloody peasants!
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Me neither
It's like the Emperor's new cothes. Only stupid people can watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Did you see
Isthisyou on telly last night...at least some of him.
Oh and morning my little Dutch Muffin.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)
# nooooo...
what was he on?
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# Meridian Tonight,
it was very funny, they had him wandering around picking up "photo's" from bin bags and stuff...and they never showed his face.
It was very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Sounds surreal.
Wish I'd seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# They had a classic
shot of the presenter looking into a photo booth and nodding as smiling as Isthis was talking over the background.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# ooh...
How cool. He's a man of mystery
Groovy art here: www.shag.com
(totally SFW I promise you, Josh Agle is the name of the artist)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# i rememeber the Shaq Attaq
Pinball machine. Used to be quite fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# I've been a fan
of Shag for ages, Tikis and apes is always a good combination.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Telly's full of b3tans
Nicey is on good food live today. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# We are
taking over the world...well I'm not, but some of us are.
Is he cooking or talking about biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Talking about biscuits
although I think he's hoping he'll get to taste some of the food that gets made.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Never tuned in 5.
but I have seen it, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Oh, and MORNING!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# MORNING
MOORE!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:05, archived)
#
morning
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)
# What's all this
Athletico b3ta melarky then?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# oh, and
Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1892767
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# hmmm
depending on date and location, I could probably be a cheerleader...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# It's pretty fixed now
for London the day after the haloween bash, to allow maximum number of spectators.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# ah right
sorry, no can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# The day after the bash?
So there's going to be more vomiting and wheezing than usual on the pitch?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Rolling substitutes
are the order of the day.

By the end of last night the squad's up to about 17 already, so we'll get through somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Cool.
If it's London, I can't give you better than a maybe, but I'll do me best.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# 'tis the big official bash too!
Book those train tickets iun advance for cheapy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Bollocks to that, I'd rather drive.
Will put it into my busy (pfft) schedule somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Rolling substitutes?
Or spliffs?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# We could get the spectators to do that,
and pass 'em round, ensuring minimal football violence (and maximum breathlessness).
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Sounds cool!
I can take VERY good free kicks. but that's all I can do I'm afraid!...I'm just very good at the dead ball stuff. oh, and I can catch the ball on the back of my neck...apart from that, I hate football and I'm shit at it:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# yes it's pish
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# I used to watch
Channel 5 all the time...now I don't think it's tunned in anymore!...I must check some time.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:05, archived)
# you can watch it at
www.crusha.co.uk/

its about a month old now though, at least.

still good though.

yay to crab bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# new?!
that's sodding ages old is that!
tv gc
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# There's a Playstation 2 advert
that bears a resemblance to one of Tomsk's animations, the drum and bass one I think
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# quickie
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Woo!
I always cry when I watch that movie......
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# London man attempts to snort longest line of coke ever


clicky for the bizarre truth

(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Looks like JOhn Leslie
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Cool
Any one know any good online tutorials on how to edit images with Fireworks?
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Here you go!
http://www.howtoeditwithfireworks.com
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Silly
Billy
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# nope
i just learnt it myself

www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=good+online+tutorials+fireworks
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# go to the
macromedia website or use the tutorials that come with the software
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Light the blue touch paper?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# ooookay
weirdo! even by my standards!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:59, archived)
# The original's worse!
He's pushing a monkey nut 7 miles down the road in the hope Tony Blair will clear his uni debts!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:02, archived)
# that's what I meant
the story.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# I'm SICK!!!
I'm rough as a dog and stuck on the job. Any chance of some inspirational images to fix my ailments?

Hurrah for B3TA when one cannot concentrate on work.

NNNYYYyyyaaaCHoooo!
(brioche, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# I could drop my trousers
that's inspiration.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Bovine and his
Amazing Inspirational Pantaloons
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# It could be worse
you could be infected with kittenblowup-itis
(Kimbo, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# That's a nice
explosion, where did you get it?
Does www.animatedexplosions.com really exist?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:56, archived)
# I did a google search for
"animated gif explosion" or something
(Kimbo, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Yes YEs YES!
Massively yes to explosions of good quality.
(brioche, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# That
is fugging brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# I'm ill too
I'm relying on b3ta and tea to prepare me to go food shopping later this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Shop online
and get someone to bring all your shopping to your front door! Then you will only have to spend about 2 mins away from B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# well no
the plan is that I might feel better for some fresh air. Besides, I like to choose veggies and fruit and other fresh stuff - don't want someone to do it for me. I know, I'm strange and picky.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# ahhhhh dont beat yourself up about it
you aren't the only one! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# over-sensitive and over-fussy

that's me! I think I'm allergic to myself.
(brioche, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Shit!
I knew I should be doing something! I wondered what I was doing at this desk everyday!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Every now and then you need a little ahhhh moment
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:40, archived)
# Ahhhhh
Kill it, KILL IT!

/froths
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Lovely!
just...lovely!

great work!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# brings a warm glowing feeling
to this cold, harsh Tuesday morning.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:47, archived)
# It does, it does!
It makes this world a nice happy place to live in again, just like the old days!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:48, archived)
# Ah
piss off. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Fuck you too, cock jockey!
:)

Morning to yourself!, how is one and all today?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# One is
very well sir, and your good self a ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Tired!
Very tired. I couldn't be arsed going sleep and now I've got to go job shop, hand in some aplication forms then goto my old place of work and hand my security pass back in...When I get back home I can go bed I supose, but I want to go bed now:(
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# aww!
what a nice image to wake up to!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Reading your profile,
I could give you some "alternatives" :0)
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# "alternatives"?
you've lost me there. I need someone to explain. I'm not properly awake yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# And me,
alternatives to what?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# AND ME
Alternatives to what exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# alternatives
to my teddy-bear, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# D-I-L-D-O
D-I-L-D-O

D-I-L-D-O

And Dildo was his name-o

Or am I being too childish? :)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# possibly.
to be honest, I don't think I've ever woken up looking at a dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# There are so many
jokes to be made here...but I shall refrain from making them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# yes
I was tempted to say something about a certain person but I refrained. We must be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# We are nice,
I could give you some alternatives.

*shy smile, waggly eyebrows, cheeky wink*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# 21, single, hormonal
it says,

I was wondering what types of images you normally wake up to ?!?
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Well,
I'm still confused.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# I think
he's trying to chat her up in a "shy 14 year old boy" kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# It's 8.46am
that's too early for any brian...OR BRAIN FOR THAT MATTER! to be working at that rate...stop confusing us:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# ah, I see
you're attempting to come on to me.

That doesn't work for at least another half-hour. Unless you are Simon Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# It was
a pretty poor attempt at that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Kids these days eh?!

*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Yes,
they do need Tutorials.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# maybe
www.tutorialsforkidstolearnhowtoimpressandnotconfusewomenat8inthemorning.com could be a start!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# I usualy wake up
to the image of my ceiling, so unless you sleep with your face pressed up against the monitor, I'd say you're lying;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# my body has been concious for about 20 minutes
but I'm not properly awake until I've logged on to b3ta and started my cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:53, archived)
# awww
with all this sweetness there's no need to sugar my tea : )
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# moments later,
the carnage ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Hey,
What band is that dude in again?
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Black Flag - no?
Now he's a crappy TV presenter...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:47, archived)
# "rolins band" me thinks
?
(Hugh G Rection, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# the rollins band
as he is henry rollins.

he's a spoken word lyricist.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# that'd be henry rollins
ex black flag, currently of the henry rollins band,featured in many movies being utterly utterly crap....but a nice bloke none the less..apparently
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# don't forget
Heavy Metal Challenge, or what ever that show is called
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Now that's just freaky!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# My first dabble in Liquification
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:27, archived)
# very nice
is that photoshop then? liquefy filter? or tool?
(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:29, archived)
# I've just watched Just Married...
Good film, a bit boring in places, not as funny as it was made out to be but Brittany Murphy is so fucking hot it more than makes up for it:)

Morning All!

even though I've not been sleep, I need sleep! I always do this, but never learn!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:38, archived)
# Sleep is for pussies!
;)

Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] reworked an idea...
from this
www.b3ta.com/board/1884751
to this
forbidden
click for nice wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:13, archived)
# Ooh
that's very wonderful.
(flying_pasty, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:17, archived)
#
thanks, first go at making hi res hugeness.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:20, archived)
# It's very nice.
It will be my wallpaper for, ooh, at least half an hour :-)
(flying_pasty, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# My god
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:32, archived)
# i say!
love the detail.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# wowzers
Absolutely stonking!
(foolish_child, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# right i'm off
as this is the best i could come up with

night all
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:06, archived)
# hehehe,
I find that quite amusing.
and disturbing
and.......... erotic!

ewwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:07, archived)
# graping
you squildo eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:17, archived)
# disgusting
but higly amusing
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:21, archived)
# Woo to you:)
and Yay too!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:39, archived)
# My god! It's dead, oh well.........
Iill post this pic to test my new webspace then.

Biggy
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:05, archived)
# Woo yay!
I've done something simular...yours is SO much better! *bows down*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:40, archived)
# chief chucklingbear

loved his funny party gadgets.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 7:40, archived)
# woo!
I like this one!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
You geeniearse.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:13, archived)
# so that's why they howl...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 7:33, archived)
# I would
(Howl.... I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 7:43, archived)
# I usually ignore pop-up advertising
but I do wonder how this diet works..

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:30, archived)
# hahah
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:31, archived)
# I appear to be suffering
from Gratuitous ManBear Syndrome.

..who cares, I love 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:34, archived)
# Everyone
loves Chump!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:41, archived)
# hehehehe
and there's still more from yesterday up my sleeve for tomorrow!
..they're linked on my site though, just not posted here yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:42, archived)
# la la la
well it's goodnight from me!

keep fluffy til next time..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 7:02, archived)
# maaaaaaaaaan
beeeeeaaaaaaaaarrr


heh

woo
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 7:34, archived)
# oh dear...
I "loled"

woo.
(TheAmishBum, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 7:55, archived)
# My mommy hit me with a wee brick when I was a child.
Now I'm a SPECIAL LITTLE MAN!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Ok, yes, liquify is indeed fun. I'm going to bed now.
Goodnight all you mutinous gobs of fat, soaking through the decency of the world.
I hope your cucumbers are soft and your soil bad, so that your crop will spoil. Goodnight.

Edit: Please Ignore the Above Statements. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:15, archived)
# goodnight
hope your knob falls off
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:16, archived)
# Liquidity
is something I don't have.
All donations greedily accepted.

(yeah, right!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:23, archived)
# if you have Photoshop 6+ it has it
in the filter menu
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:24, archived)
# I mean financial liquidity
as in cashflow.

a bad pun, to be sure..
and I don't have Photoshop, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:29, archived)
# ahh heheh
yeah i hear ya about the cashflow...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:32, archived)
# Woo
for payday late tomorrow night!
Boo for having fuck all til then!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:35, archived)

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