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# Rar!


Okay, not as good as the lizard ones.
(rhallstr, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# how
rare
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# How silly!
(don't they tuck them in?)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# yea
they tuck em in their socks...
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I bet he can get some nice trousers too
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# the nightmare scenario
no-one can be told what The Catrix is: they have to see it for themselves...
(mmmmm... pie, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# good god!
fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# isnt that a birthday card?
available from any good clintons cards near you.

woo for the shopping anyhoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Now they'd bollocksed the balloon attempt
they thought they'd try the old London Bus jump over the most nipples on Brighton beach world record
London_Bus_Jumping_over_norks_with_a_dash_of_pubes

MOD EDIT: Nudey clicky.
Sorry, thought bosoms were safe these days, I mean we see them everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# that's more than a little
nsfw
edit: and yet strangely woo
(bblgoose, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# 4th from the front
looks a bit like Vicki Butler-Henderson
(Mattyboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Mmmmmm VBH
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# blimey
*has to go for a sit down*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Er,
NSFW, even if it might have been in the name of art.
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Hurray!
I'd say it's NSFW, but I don't care cos no-one can ever see my pc. I like tits, me.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Ha ha
you got edited!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# that's cos
they were nudeybum.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Some of 'em look awfully young as well
Hope there's no undercover News of the World journalists(*) on here...

(* I use the word journalist loosely in conjunction with NotW)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# safe to say with your spelling
you'll never be a journalist
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# safe to say with that spelling
they might just be a journalist
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Nowt rong witg mi speeling
Must bi yur iyes...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# i've been modded
'cos of norks
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# You
should know better.
I've never been modded.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# what about that extra arm?
and blimey, a few naked breasts, they're everywhere man!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Well,
you see, if it looks like porn and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# humphfhfhff
when I was at Mafeking, bloody wallahs had their boobs out all the time...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# that would be
NSFW if my boss ever bothered his arse showing up.
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Nipples?
I don't think i'll click on that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# that's not rude, it's art man!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Yay
but topiary required
(Mattyboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# he'd definately eaten something funny
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# clowns are not funny
FACT
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Fat gay clowns are.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# With
disabilities.
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# as long
as they're black
(Christopsy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Clowns
are 100% of EVIL!

100% of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# What about
unpleasant and possibly fatal things happening to clowns?
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# yes
that would be funny, like a custard pie with a landmine hidden inside
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# or a car which stops and its wheels fall off
and then it EXPLODES.
Dammit, they stole my Animation Shop and I can't bring it to life.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
made me laugh
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Bite it! Crush it!
I hate clows. But at least he's not a mime.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# woo you!
your great :)
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# for god sake man!
plug the sea back in, the filter's not on and it's filling up with algae!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# for those not fitted with babelfish
look on the left at the plug loose and out of it's 3 holes up there in the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# You're
quite odd.

I like that. Carry on soldier.
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Harrrarfle
You sir, are brill.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# certified:
This post contains hummus.

top
(BadgerPirate, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# hehehe
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Yay!
That deserves a big hand...
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# To catch them?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# no.
its just bananas deserve to have big hands, but its a cruel, cruel world.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# wahey indeed
although i was expecting a monkey somewhere along the line... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# i hate it when that happens :)
Apparently the only thing that can stop it involves bicycle, and a paddling pool full of custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# As long as Cliff Richard is around,
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# bananas and custard mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# weeeeee

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Superb!!!
That is most top!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Cue Mystery Bob
pearoasting every fruit/veg floaty pic ever
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
:)
(private joke)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# do all bananas
have this ability?
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# haha !
ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Bananarama!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# wheee the chase is on
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# *hums the benny hill tune*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# that's funny
I was humming 'The heat is on'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# me too now
oooooooohhh ooo ooooooooooooooohhh, oooooooohhh ooo ooooooooooooooohhh
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# i was humming
"badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# me too
but that hasn't stopped since I first saw it yesterday and now it's more of a background hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# £10 on no.4, 'I always win'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# That's top
woo yay right there!
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Starting to struggle now...


Radio times
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Gonna rock
around the clock tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# ooh look at that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# do a rock
dancing around the clock...it looks very funny in my head but i'm at uni so I can't make that sort of thing here
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Can't animaye, can't be arsed...
...trawling through the help pages - anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# quit while your ahead.
thats what i say.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# What's he ahead of?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I don't mean to sound nasty*
But these are all shit.

*May contain less than 100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# i like you
you say what's in our heads
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# That's because I plant my own thoughts there.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Could be worse...
...I was going to do a 'special' one for Wildhearts fans - Vanilla Radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# got to find out
w.t.f. : wildhearts?

and why would they like vanilla radio?
(BadgerPirate, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# it's cheaper than neopolitan radio
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# i dont like
all this radio lark. ran out of hummus after pirate radio.
goes back to lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
#


while i'm in this sort of mood
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# yarr!
to be honest I thought it was ALF at first
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# pfffft
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Congrats
on the second interview btw...
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# STOP IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Why?
 
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# because they're shit
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# au contraire
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# au contraîre
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# hark at you
with your fancy circumflex
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# What?
I'm not Jewish y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# you taking the
bris?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# au contraire.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# none of your business
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# shan't
shan't
shan't
shan't
shan't

actually, shall, cos i need to do some work
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# good
you have a reputation to think of you know.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# really?
in that case i'd better stay for a bit longer...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Arrrrrrrf!
 
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Hurrah!
for Elite references!

I managed to acheive the rank of "dangerous" even though i kept crashing into space stations
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# i was dangerous
i couldn't be arsed with getting the 30,000,000 kills to get any further
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I only ever managed competent.
But I was stinking filthy rich and didn't see why I should go anywhere more dangerous than a Democracy.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# That's a fairly apt description then.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Granny mouse

Clicky for my gallery
I have a funny feeling the company i work for is about to go down the pan, so I have been very busy as you can see
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# does she have 3 blind grandsons?
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
#
I'm sorry the joke is terrible, again
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# nurse!
How perfectly random - we like mucho :)
In fact, it's just reminded me to take my medication...
(mmmmm... pie, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# click it
there's a few more
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Truly wootastic.
Mice should all wear mob-caps.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# She'd better get to the shops.
Looks like she's run out of dog food and hairnets.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# she's just
crocheting a new hairnet right there
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Wait for it.................


Ham radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Radio Ham?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# radio ham...
(yakmonkey, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Your amazing
"reading" powers bam my boozle!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Where's the ha ha ha?
That pig doesn't look gay.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Or black.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# doesn't look like
he's very good at walking though.
*titter*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# I'm the Lord Jesus Christ.
Think I'll get drunk and go beat up some midgets.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# or crippled
just lazy...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# anagram of 'Ham Radio'
i think they made radios,
or ham
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Aaah!
we (mr dan and his lovely wife peska(well not really married) would love to come but we are off to sunny cornwall to eat some pasties with victoria mech, so as the pirate on the pasty shop says yarr tasty cornish pasties, have fun!
(mrdan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# have a lovely time
don't let vicky steal your bird.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# She'd
do it in the flicker of an eyelid
(mrdan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Tis
an excellent episode of Frasier that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# I thought it was
Ham radio
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Ham radio,
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Officially
the actual equipment was Ham Radio, people who used it were Radio Hams.
(DMQOB, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# That's amazing.
How did you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# I don't mean to sound nasty
but when was that phrase last in use.
It was before CB was popular, and that stopped being popular in the late 70s
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# i thought we were playing "catchphrase"
oooh, it's good but it's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# This still hasn't been fp'd
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# keep posting it til it is
i love it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# ARF!
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# have you not made the directors cut version yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Err I haven't been back to my flat since that was suggested.
I might do it tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# you dirty fucking stop out.
i bet you stink like a tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# I'm a martian wannabe.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# what, green with little webbed hands
and a flying saucer?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# That's rather
good sir!

It was like the car crash syndrome, I knew i shouldn't look but I just couldn't turn away...
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# that pig
looks like he's about to take it up the arse
(bblgoose, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# where did i leave my hat???


well my giant, novelty, clown hat any way??

EDIT : I know, i know...i will stop this stupidity and get back to work!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Where did you get thathat
where did you get that hat...la la la la la

can't remember the song
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I think
that they are the words.
(DMQOB, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# I recognise that hat!

Its from my clown-school days.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# thats good
i like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I likes that
a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# try as he might, the criminal couldn't blend into the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# gah!
4'6" snowflakes!
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# chilling
(Clockwork, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# it's in cm
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I predict he'll melt
under cross examination
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# :)
Heh hee
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Well if the chief inspector
hadn't been so frosty...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I keep missing out on the Brighton bashes
It's been a year now I think since the one I did make it to.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# You came back
with a T-shirt.
Ah yes, I remember it well...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# The first one was in October,
the weekend of my birthday, I was hungover and didn't know anyone, so hid in bed.

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# ahh yes
I really was fooled into thinking it was earlier because it was such a beautiful sunny day I was sure it was in the summer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# It was a lovely
day.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# a lovely day : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# oh...
so many people were there.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# That was my first bash,
and the first time I met all you lovely people.
I'm going to miss not going to this one...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# gonna be, gonna be
gonna be...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# a lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I heard you all wandered round the town
and had a lovely time.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# We did,
we did indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# he just drifted
into a life of crime.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# arf!
how do they know that snowflakes aren't the same? if people can look the same surely snowflakes can
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# I never understood
why all six sides of the same snowflake look alike, if no other snowflakes can.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Can people look the same
?
(rachboc, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Identical Twins tend to (superficially)
and i'm sure plastic surgery can help
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# but but
thats different.

I didn't think snowflakes reproduced genetically
(rachboc, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Pffft.
Silly heffalump.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh I say
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# hehe
classy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Woo!
You would not believe how long it takes people to get that in charades...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Ice Station Zebra
is the best for charades.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Fiona Richmond used to be top tottie
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Radio Free Europe
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# merde!
c'est tres bien
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# l'Ouou! Mais pourqoui
est-ce le price tag in dollars?
edit: I hope Ouou doesn't translate as anything rude. I just meant woo.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# don't you mean
en dollars?
(bblgoose, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Couldn't be arsed searching for one in Euros
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# € € €
Why not just type it?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# But wouldn't it
be Francs as it's prior to 2000?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Franglais !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not quite so high
click to go to wallpaper size

Into the danger zone...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# ahahahah
excelent
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Tom Cruise has definitely
got uglier since then.
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# I'd say he was more
attractive in that picture actually.
ugly little dwarf who looks like a twat when he runs
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Top Gun
biggest gay movie of the 80s.

So I got a guy with a beeg handle bar moustache.

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# ah...
He's very dashing.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I don't find him
very watchable at all
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# And he's a scientologist
which scores him 1000 twat points.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Scientology
The religion for people with more money than sense...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Curses, folied again!
Damn you red barron!

Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Cow-pats
you can be my wing-man
(Mattyboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Woo! Love that!!!
Can I get a quick vote- who would you rather see play drums if there was a Zeppelin reunion?

Dave Grohl
Jason Bohnam
Robin Guy
Someone else (be specific)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Rolf
Harris.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# rolf mayo
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Someone else
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Me
COS I ROCK!
(Mattyboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# To
the xtreme?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# pfft.
keep taking the crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Huzzah!
for those magnificent men in their flying machines.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# lizzy
(acheta, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# That's ace.
I want one. Medium-rare, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# COOK IT
COOK IT HARD
(Clockwork, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# wow
it's like a gecko rocket or something
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# woo !
lovely lizird !

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# strange
how brains work.
(acheta, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# there's
not many animals I haven't cobbled together at one point !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# ooooh it's so shiny!
that's very woo indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# ooh matron !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# oooh! and so is your lizird...
woo i mean, not shiny
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# ACE!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Pirate radio...
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# ooh ooh
do guerilla (or gorilla) radio
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I went to uea hummus, its ace
.
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# hooray
i hoped it would be
not long now, got a welcome pack thing in the post today
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# cool, congrats and all that.
..
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# thanx
im looking forward to it, but quite nervous, and i got shafted on the accomodation, asked for the en suite on campus accomodation and i got some dodgy flat share in the city centre
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# oh well, worse things can happen...
I honestly had the time of my life at uea... exceedingly jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Yep I was at UEA
too, way back in the mists of time. Twas fun indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I see English GCSE isn't one of their requirements.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# why's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# *gets list out*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# how long is this list now?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# I'm thinking of just making a list of people
not to put on the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# sounds like a plan,
then you can just cross people off as they do make the list
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Oi,
someone tell him!
I look after th elists, I DO!!

*stamps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# shouldn't that be *stamps hoof*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# u have to tell me what i have done wrong
oh wise one, otherwise i will continue to make my foolish mistakes
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Hmmm.
*starts new "special" list*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# oooeerrrr
Bovine may turn into the HULK

he's got the notebook concession for b3ta you see
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# what the fuck
u cant go round putting people on a list wothout telling them why
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Oh yes
we can.

*adds name to list and puts a little star next to name*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# some people
never learn
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Is Brahms on your List....never mind
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha ,
no.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# go and stand in the corner
and don't think about orange penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# You're thinking of the
Chopin Liszt
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# *folds arms and sulks*
ur not playing fair
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# No,

*underlines name in red*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# needs to go on list of
people unable to spell too.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I just thought
he was unsure.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Bovine
looks after the lists.

Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Thank you,
that told him.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Yarrrr
Wooo

(Clockwork, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Avast ye!
Puntastic!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# That...

...looks familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Curse ye landlubber...
...you'll walk the plank..
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Coo!
I made that picture on the 9th March this year (09-03-03) and reposted it on the 3rd September (03-09-03)

What are the chances of that happenin' eh?


Probably a lot, given my propensity to repost...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The follow up was much scarier..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Same goes for
Thursday the 12th
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# The future of genetic engineering
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I want one
and a small chicken
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Bonzai chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# and a bonzai piglet
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# basically
a plethora of bonsai animals
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# One problem
with this: You'd need to stock up on hay every morning instead of milk.

Nice picture though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# It eats
leftover kebabs
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# so it would be doing
kebab shits in your fridge all day?
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# I don't bloody know
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# you haven't
thought this one through, have you?
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Not if you were growing bonsai fields in your fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# that shut him up
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# I've already got
a miniture ecosystem living in my fridge. Or at least, that's what it smells like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# not a lot of hay
I figure a bale would last a month
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# aha!! a potential customer for...


cleeeeeeek it...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Moo Hay!
That cud be the best thing heiffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# bollocks
you
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# You're just milking it now.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Woo - though not too
sure about milking it yerself!
TJ - some people were asking about Sick Boy earlier. He's not been around today not coz Baby Sick Boy has arrived but coz he's hanging out at Moorfields with some kind of eye lurgie! Edit/ He said to let the board know he really was Sick Boy.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# udder madness
...
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# pah !
eye lurgies are so yesterday , the hip kids hang out with anal fissures these days
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I'll be sure
to let him know!!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# It's genetically engineered, remember?
It can squirt.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Oh well, that's
alright then. I'll have a gross.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# how
rare
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# send him all
our best regards, and congratulations and that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I most certainly will.
And I'm sure he'll let everyone know as soon as Jnr arrives. Think the plan is to induce Mrs SB if no sign by Saturday.
Edit/ He says thanks v much for your kind words etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I nearly missed that, the board's zipping by so fast
but WOO to the MOO!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# It was a tough one for the Basque Separatists
A tough one for the Basque Separatists
(ChrisT, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# They don't look very Basque to me.
They look like they're from Yorkshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# hey!
we don't all look like that in yorkshire

some of us are unattractive
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I've
got a cold and you made me blow a snot bubble out of my nose !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# that almost made me laugh out loud
i had to sort of curl my lip because my boss was looking at me.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# 100 % fact !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# groan
get the norks out lads!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# I was hoping against hope
That it would animate. Ah well.
Woo yay all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Heh heh heh
A terrible pun - well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Cor.
Can we have an after pic?
Top punnage, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# she does have a nice set of top bollocks
doesn't she
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
Woo.
i've always thought that.
(Christopsy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Thanks chaps
Pull it
Pull it hard!
(ChrisT, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# My mate has just got a new pet.
(Clockwork, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# with little tiny
tiny little small diddy puny hairs.
(Clockwork, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# naah, she went by herself
(Clockwork, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

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