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# .
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# I don't
know why I find that very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Me neither.
woo..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# s'not funny or clever at all in the least
but I posted it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Tis random
and totally

Therefore I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# tis very REALISTIC
.
(T1, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Aaaggghh!!!
A snake, snake, a snake!
Mushroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# what is this
badgers mushrooms snakes thing that everyone is banging on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# It was a flash animation, posted by someone yesterday.
Can't remember who posted it, or the address though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# aha...
yep i was wondering that too

fools seldom differ ey' spoon?

now be a good vampire and go get my the address (will give you a used tampon if you do)
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
#
BADGERS!
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Hehe!
I just found that just before you posted! God, I forgot just how good it was!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# dear god
that is fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Yes!!!
Now you know why it's become a B3ta phrase.

Gonna be as big as a Woo, Yay, or a Hoopla I tell thee.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# weeelll
badgers have always been pretty popular round ere
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
#
weebl = a very odd man indeed
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# thanks vorkie!
*hugs*

*dies laughing*
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# It's one of Weebl's things
gimme a mo' and I'll find a link.
Edit: no need, Vork's beaten me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# my
link radar is strong today
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# I wish I had as much artistic talent as that guy.
Those badgers are just too good.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# oi
what's all this about snakes and mushrooms?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Awww
cute!

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# ahhhhbless!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# I agree
wholehartedly hare.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# i love the pic
but i must agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# radio gaga


(starts running)
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# at least its
reasonably well shopped, unlike t'others
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# why...
thank ye.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# And it's a better pun than the others too
I was bracing myself for 'Radio One' to 'Radio Five'.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo, Portland is back up!


portlands working again everyone, I can finaly post more images!
(Flash13, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# I can't see it though..
so are you sure ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I hate to disappoint you*

*Who am I kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# god, gimiie a few seconds to get my code right will ya!
:( Boo
(Flash13, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Right
I can see it now. However, I feel compelled to ask you: What the fuck are you banging on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Wait, it's like an old type of gun or something,
and a challenge entry. Okay, I think I see where you coming from.

Put your cock away.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# bb is american
for something to do with guns for children I think.

Americans think children should have guns you see.

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# I think children should have gnus.
Lots of gnus.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# gnus
don't kill

zzzz.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# except the ones
on the gnu deck?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# what about a monkey with a gun?
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# What about
err

Monkey tennis
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# I'm Monkboy
and I have a gun (or 3)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# What about
gnus?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# BB
bb is shorted verion of ball bearing...

yes, there is a "BB gun" they fire little plastic versions of these....

(Flash13, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# That's what
preview is for.


/pot.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# TJ
I'm going to drink now...take care y'all
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# happy drinking!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# drink drink drink
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I've been wondering who this TJ person was
...just worked it out!

I'll get me coat
(jakeohoho, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# it's not unusual
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# what's new pussycat?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Why, why, why Delilah?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# its
that thing thats not quite a redex but it doesn't work properly

edit: yay I can see it now
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I can see it
I don't have the slightest idea what it's about but I can see it
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Yep
utter twaddle to me too.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# and me
maybe it's a bloke thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Nah, think
it's more likely to be a crap thing.
Edit - and were you just calling Pootle a girl there?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Does
it happen a lot, then?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Second time today
(that I've seen).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Yes
I have noticed some people have problems with gender on here.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I've tried to make it
easy for people to tell what gender I am :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# me too,
but I'm thinking of changing to a neutral one.
Keeps the trolls off a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# I don't think
my profile is too confusing on the matter either.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Still got that
Dolphin pic as my wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Woo!
The one in the bowl, or the one in the sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Dolphin in bowl
goldfish in you like bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# What do I care?
I like them both and I'm especially happy that someone liked one enough to use as a wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# I thought it was
pretty obvious with me too, but last week Baz seemed to be confused.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# What, by sleeping with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# on occasion
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Bah, you're shameless!
I'm going to stop trying to wind you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# I'm quite sure
I don't know what you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# :D
I still laugh about it now.

Classic
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Glad to hear it.
My outburst at Amerella is still my favourite conversational gambit from that night.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# I'm surprised you remember...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# It's
the only thing I do remember saying to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Oh dear.
Well, maybe Pootle ought to try posting gruff manly kinda posts - you know, football and girls and beer and norks and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# GRRRRR
I saw a loverly set o' norks when I left the rub a dub dub on the way to the footy.
I'd have given her one, and her mate, she was gagging for it
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# There you go!
Now, that wasn't so hard difficult - was it?

Grrr, you're such a man!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# now I've just got to learn
how to swagger like my football sized gonads are at risk of bruising my knees
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# And don't
forget to spit.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# ooh you're very good at this
you'd probably make a better man than me, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# *shudders*
What an awful thought. I am glad to say, I do not suffer from penis envy.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# it does
Dutchbird thought I was a girl for a while.
(This was before she met me)
Then I am not the most macho of men
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# You're in touch with your feminine side.
Girls like that. As long as you don't wear their clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# some of them
don't mind a bit of cross dressing, it's when you ladder their tights, there trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# And you know
you'll never fit your feet into their best pair of heels.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# who need their
heels?
The girls who go out with me only seem to wear flat shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# That's because you're only 4'8"
It'd be cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Why?
Why? I just don't understand - why?
High heeled pointy girly shoes are the BEST. 1000% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# yes
for a long time, I'd only ever wear boots, that had decent cuban heels.
But you can only buy shoes like that from 'specialist' shops now
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# i feel your pain
it's a bugger gettin' a decent cuban heel now, innit
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# oooh I have a lovely pair
of cuban-heel mules I got from a shop on Kings Road - I'm sure they'd do your size....
oh, you didn't mean it like that, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# almost
but not quite
and i doubt they'd do a size 10 anyway
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# I don't really do mules
but actually I do need to get some more, as all my shoes are dying, I've been forced to wear trainers for the first time in 10 years
edit: Anyway enough, I'm off home, see some of you in hopefully less than an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Well, obviously
it's a pair of 14-hole DMs for you then - noone would ever call you a girl wearing those!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# no
they would think I was gay
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Ah yes,
there's the cheerful, optimistic Pootle we know and love.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# they're okay, but not the best
I hate to be significantly taller than my bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# get a taller bloke
it's the only sensible answer
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Well, seeing as I'm
only 5'2", it's not that much of a challenge for me to find a taller bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# was the original pootle
a girl?
(jakeohoho, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# I didn't think so
to be honest it's hard to sex a prepubescent flump.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# yeah
but baz and sunshine elephant would be happy to try
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# no
pootle is dutchbird's bloke. But you are a girl... aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Last time I looked.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Check again.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Tee hee
*looks down*
Nope, all as usual, norks still there.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Are you sure?
Maybe you should touch them...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
#
i pop away for half an hour and you're all grooming again? i always miss the fun
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Oh, okay then, I'll just give them
a quick feel then, shall I?


(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# *grunts*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Put your hands on your desk
where we can see them
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# i don't get it.
but my penis is hardly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# hardly a....
....penis?
(jakeohoho, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Well
Once I could see it, I got it and thought it good - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# I've got to be
Best Man at a wedding on Friday.

I want you to be my speech writing bitches.

Write me speech please.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Just learn to do
"The Elephant Trick" with your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# My pockets
aren't deep enough so it's out of proportion.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# When I first met Bob
at the clinic...

That sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# How did
you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Well
it's usually that or meeting at a Dwarfs convention in Soho.
And you didn't seen the type.

How wrong could a person be?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# 'what a wonderful couple,
aren't they beautiful?'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Yes but its patently not true
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# "Unaccustomed as I am to pubic squeaking,
BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS
BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS
BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM"

Carry on for as long as necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I've known X for (however long)
but I was still surprised and honoured when he asked me to be his best man...


I remember when X and (bride) met... (anecdote about shyness of one or the other)

I would like to propose a toast, to the bride and groom.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Very good
I did a similar one to that at his first wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Give the same speech as before, then.
Remember to get the bride's name wrong once or twice.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# In that case you should probably start with
"Is anyone else getting a sense of déjà vu?"
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That has actually made me laugh out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# for fucks sake
do NOT under any circumstances refer to his previous marriage in your speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# How about
the woman he lived with before that. She was a fat ugly little inbred troll. Plenty of anecdote material there.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# only if it's really bloody funny
the bride does not want to be thinking about her new husband's previous ladies. Even in a "god they were ugly" context.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Well I was thinking of developing
it into a thread of a (long) list of ugly miseries culminating in the one he got up the duff (current).
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# don't forget
to say how pretty the bridesmaids look, and avoid using the words tart, slut, bitch, clap, tosser or cunt and you won't go far wrong
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# How about this?
The bridesmaids. Two of them look stunning and the other has scrubbed up not too badly considering. And if you were to ask me, I would, I wouldn't and I have in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
perfect, then go on to discuss the relative merits of the bride and groom's mums, specifically which one you'd let give you head, then do a homoerotic bit about the dads. After all that, I'll be happy to give you a lift home from casualty
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# was your speech at the first wedding
video'd?

just play it back but overdub the name change
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# That's good.
And cast aspersions on the groom's personal hygiene.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Can you hear me at the back?
I bet you can still smell Paul's fetid smegma. Or something like that you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# She's
a whore, and he's a necrophiliac!

no but seriously...
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# don't forget to say
"it's the first 20 years that are the worst"
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# I saw (groom's mum) shed a tear at the wedding...
I said, "don't cry (groom's mum), you're not losing a son, you're gaining a daughter"

She said "why do you think I'm crying"

(pause)

then I noticed the smile on (bride's dad)'s face.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# brilliant
really very good
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Is it an
Army of Darkness thing?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# it's more of
a dirty harry thing
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha
I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# nice evening for a drive
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# He should watch where he's going.
I can see this all ending up in a tangle of twisted metal and bloody dismembered cat body parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# That reminds me
I've got a half opened tin of dog food in the Kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Lefttovers
from your breakfast?
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# no,
I was trying to attract badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# You were trying to attract
badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# mushrooms snakes
mushrooms snakes
mushrooms snakes
mushrooms snakes
mushrooms snakes
mushrooms snakes
mushrooms snakes
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Hedgehogs like pet food too
see
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# I see you're an optimist.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# yes
but i don't think i will be for too much longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# the tin is half open
not half closed?!
(jakeohoho, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# No, he thinks someone is going to buy him a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Or
He's expecting YOU over for lunch...

BA DUM

TISH!

Just kidding, you know you my homie, Baz
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Homie?
Is this some sort of gay man-love thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Yes...
you are my prison bitch and I'll shank any other sucka that looks at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Jolly good.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# I saw this accident once...
where this guy flipped a porsche (convertible) and it crushed him totally. All I saw was the upside down car and a pool of blood spewing out from the car...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Photos
?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# pfftt...
I WISH. I'd like to see photos of the pizza guy who got himself exploded the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# that's nice...
thanks for sharing
(jakeohoho, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# You're welcome...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Yay!
Is there a name/nickname for this sort of animation? There's enough of the buggers.
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# they are called
"Animal in an unlikely mode of transport against a moving background"

I'm having a beef and onion pie for my breakfast.

Smart.
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Shhhh!
The Breakfast Police have spies everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# I have no idea
what you're saying to me.
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# yay
shoudn't he be watching the road
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# a genuine
pussy magnet it seems!
(richiebloodyrich, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# 2-way cat traffic!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# look how smug he looks!
in his smug convertible with his smug nice scenery...

hehehe... I do like it though
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Is he off
to pick up some bee-atches....?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# ..
fo shizzle!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# He hates the rain...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# that's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Thats
clarse
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Tee hee hee
That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# aww
I love that..I do :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# how
fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# top shop
=)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
#

That's marble arse.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# ooo: toffs...
I really shouldn't get this over excited when I see a rowing oar...
(mmmmm... pie, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# awww
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# can't stand the rain
on my window
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Why does it always rain on me?
Probably because I live in the East Midlands
(stolen joke, but I liked it).
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# here comes the rain again
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# It's raining
men.



um.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Can't rain all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Don't blame him.
Awwww, just lovely - and man, what a cool kagoul!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Ace

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
#
FG
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Fabulous.
He looks in a hurry to get home.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Spiffing.
Simply spiffing, old chap.
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# lovely
nice brollyage
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# exquisite!
he looks like he's really unhappy... awww bless
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# that is
oh, so sweet...

i like!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# awww...
I just want to pick him up in my white van...
Just so he doesnt' get wet.
& NOTHING MORE
(W3stwing, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# "Come sit on Paul's knee"
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
yay! good work!

(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# thanks
for finding the pic
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# it's ok, top job!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# yipes!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# argh!
hit him with a really big hammer!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Arg
it just reminds me of re animator
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I remember that movie
I remember falling asleep watching it like when I was 13, and waking up to the "scary" part and actually being scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Not a
lot
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Aaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh !
tree fick
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Jeez
the thought of that is making me feel ever so slightly sick.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# both
horrifying and erotic all in one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I rather thought
it was both horrifying and horrifying all in one.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# its just
those fingers are so big

& yes i've been booked into the clinic
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Can they
come and get you now?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# They're coming to take me away
ha ha hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Got a bit carried away with the idea...
Looks a bit shite, had to compress it loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# woo yay houpla
but wheres the portable fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# He can't
be bothered to get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Bovine pr0n.


Support b3ta! buy a t-shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I saw your caption
and I was filled with a dark sense of foreboding.

Yes, again.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# no, he's larger.
top drawing, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# \o/
woo
(Clockwork, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# You'll
just turn all the women on.
Yay to the pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# that's amoozing!
milk it baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Look at the
teats on that


(w/y)
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# that's woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Woo!
flumps!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# that's
fabtabbabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Mootiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Woo
Yay

Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# good job nobby
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Is that thing under the front of the chair
The other Hoof - 'cos I'm thinking Nuts
(Rabbers, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# It's whatever
you want it to be.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# wonderful
can just see him pulling a pint..
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Are you going to
do a strip for me?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Excellent stuff
and filthy to boot. Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Hey that's a bit
NSFW isn't it? }:-)
(b, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# put it on a t-shirt!
and I will buy one
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ring that everyones seen
OK first attempt with paintshop, damn that's a picky little program!




This has probably already been done though :(
(I helped save b3ta! HornO, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# yes it has.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# oh yes
it has
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
was just and automatic response
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# arghhh
the images in my head
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# you really should'nt of done that
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# should'nt of?
shouldn't 've

/pedantic cunt
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# /cunt
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# heheh
thats been done about 4 million times before...

but hey.. great minds think alike...
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# heheh
and fools rarely differ...
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# If that's been done 4,000,000 times before
Then 'ow come this ones the only one in the comp? *DENIED*.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Arrggggghhhhhhhh

the hands are enough to make it al come flooding back!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# He's got very well trimmed fingernails, Mr Goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# had
he's dead now (allegedly)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# So is Ken Dodd's Dad.
(I always get this gag wrong).
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Like...
Stella McCartney's Dad's Dog's Dead?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# That's
a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Ken Dodd's dad's dog
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# did 'e?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# No, Doddy.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# I've always
wanted to be your straight man.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I'd rather
you were my gay man. GAY MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# did all his innards fall out
when he went to the toilet or something?
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# if he didn't
it would only increase the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# i might be painful
if he didn't
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Might you?
Is there something youd like to share with us? In a metaphorical sense, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# he needs to have...
otherwise he'd tear his bottom hole to shreds!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# wouldn't want to
scratch his anal tract
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# it's the greese/lube on his fingers
*shudders*
(Clockwork, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# that has been done more than
anything else in the history of things being done
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# even
glasscock?
(Clockwork, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# well....
maybe not gc, but everything else
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# yep, it's been done
and they too used the OFFICIAL goatse hands ;)
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Didgeripogo


Click for bigger.

(Ollsen, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# woo! Does he know Dave by any chance?


(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Nice to meet you!
.
(Ollsen, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# did I hear..........repost?
(twisted sorry mummy they made me do it, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Dont think so
Check your medication ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# 205kb
ain't that wee
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# I was hoping I would be forgiven the extra 5k;)
That and it looked REALLY shit any smaller!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# .
Yay - Mr Hoppy
(SparkyLove, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Mr Hoppy!
I'm the meatsafe murderer only some fella called DNA said I neva dun it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# ahhhh
It's the only way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I just read your name as scatgirl
So sorry about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Not
as sorry as she is!
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# .
get down shep, leave her alone, you're as bad as a nervous wreck...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# scat as in jazz would be cool
scat as in cat maybe not...
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ok yes I will go with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Nice to watch
that one fly right over the head eh? :o)
(Paul Smenis, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# I was just glad to get away with it;)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# you lurk well
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# pidoing
pidoing pidoign etc
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# aww!!
I love em!!!
woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# yippie
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Hurrah for pogoing animals!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
#


/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! Plob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# cue
all the binary reposts
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1101010
www.b3ta.com/board/1010010
www.b3ta.com/board/11000
www.b3ta.com/board/1010
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# arf arf
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Geek joke:
There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

hahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# A very old geek
joke, at that
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Well
I'm sorry to bore you then in that case
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I sniggered,
but the joke only works written down and is therefore double-geeky,
cos you have to put it on the web instead of telling it at the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# I do work in IT
and there aren't very many funny IT related jokes, and what few there are have been emailed around the world too many times.
Though someone last night came up with a brand new Star Trek pun, which impressed me no end, search back for War Pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# i still don't *really* get that
those that do and those that don't are still only two types. is "2" in binary ten digits or soemthing? am i being overpedantic or just stupid?
(fatty biscuits, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:17, archived)
# haha!
but surely
00000001
00000001
00001000
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# ooh you
pedantic barstud

i hate them 118 cunts.
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Barstud
someone working in a pub who is considered to be good looking
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# yeah me too
thell them
I hate them!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Yours are the numbers
his are the ASCII codes.

/geek
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# aye,
'tis ASCII
(I helped save b3ta! Plob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# wow...
...that really IS geeky!
(I helped save b3ta! chog24, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I think he may
have taken the ASCII route although I haven't checked...
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Where's the
logic in that?

Edit: 11100110101100110 is binary for the decimal 118118
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# bender is great
bender is great bender is great bender is great bender is great bender is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Attention British Citizens!
It is your civic *duty* to bare your bum at George W Bush at every given opportunity when arrives for his official visit.

Please ensure that your arse is properly cleansed and moisturised for the occasion.



new window clicky for details
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# shan't
and you can't make me!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I'd prefer to
show him my shitty arse
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Splendid.
I'll adjust my diet so I can do a tubgirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I got told off
for linking to tubgirl. I still feel the scarring even now...
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# what if people
want to bum their bears instead?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# It sounds a little
dangerous to me.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# cub get
you into trouble
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# I suppose so
you'd meet a grizzly end.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# I'd just have
to grin and bear it.
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I'd rather get everyone to start chanting BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS etc
at every opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Now, that has potential.
Alternatively "Bollocks". Thanks to the efforts of the Sex Pistols and John Mortimer, it's officially not an obscene word.
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS
the snaaaaaake, the snaaaaake
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# weebl at his finest
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# I agree,
there is none, nor aught there be, on gods green earth, finer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# yeah!
thats the best idea I've ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# baaaaaaaaaaddddddddgggggggggeeeeerrrrrrrrrrs
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# my burd...
...has a t-shirt which proudly declares that she pokes badgers with spoons.

is this illegal?
(I helped save b3ta! chog24, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Cute idea
but isn't there something you could do to make the pictures unusable without getting arrested for indecent exposure?
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# wear flesh
coloured pants
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Dance costume shops
sell flesh-coloured bodystockings that look nudey from a distance.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# and you could
draw a crack, I suppose

I do like the badgers idea, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# flesh coloured body suits
with unrealistically large appendages attached
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahaha!
"And so, with my penis slung over my shoulder, I climbed back over the barrier and made my escape."
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Yes!
made Blue Peter-style from tights.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# just
sellotape a cucumber to your leg under the suit
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# how about dressing up as flesh coloured badgers?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# that's the sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# dress up as badgers
and sing
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# LOOK out!
the guy in the background has a missile launcher!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# LOL!
He does and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# You know, I feel about as inclined...
to show Bush my arse because I'm told to as I feel able to take him seriously. That is all.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# argh.


feel the budget-ness
(Jihaddaway, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# woo!
I've got b3ta running to my TV now I can watch the original domo vids as intended :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong......


first spong, all apologies
smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# You're
going to get sued!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Ayoop missus!
Howdit all go?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# innerview = good
2nd innerview in a few days
Exam = not so good
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Will you
graduate dyou reckon?

and do we get another pic of you in the red dress?

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# fingers crossed
I think I got about 45%, along with course work, it should be a pass.
It's just whatever the board decides now
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# crossing fingers
.....
......
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Well you
get my vote
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I wish it was this board
who made the decisions :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# :)
nobody's ever gonna forget that
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
First good laugh of the day - and top sponging too! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Hehe
A link to a smaller image!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Laaaaverly.
I'm off home. Tra!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# it's stupid
but I like it

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# an orifice
and a genital
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# since george had gone potty, he had been taken to the asylum
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Is that
a green suction cup with eyes sitting on a tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I thought it was a snail that had finally managed to
come out of it's shell a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Looks like a cervical cap
on top of a dildo to me.

/sick bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# they've left the door open
he might escape
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# It looks like kermit got kicked in the arse
REAAAAAALLY hard.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Is this glasscock?
www.zen15631.zen.co.uk/bb.mpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# couldn't tell you
uni doesn't like that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# of course
but its still great
(south, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# very
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very

TJ

I'm building an army. soon i will take over the world..

and no i cant spell hummomoomomusss
(Clockwork, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Sweetums!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Darling
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Pumpkinny-wumpkinny!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Honeybunny
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# or sugar
.
(Mattyboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# no no
it's different stuff:

Soft
Unground
Green
Goat
Arse
Rakeings

honest
(Clockwork, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# i hadn't seen it
it's very well done
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I hadn't seen it either
didn't know it was a glasscock, but oh well!
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# i'll take two please

thats better
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# oh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# it's a cozy sportscarboat init
aye
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# uh huh
which begs the question...why?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# i thought
it was just a picture of a car driving through a big puddle
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# so did i
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
#
what the fuck?
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# There have been various
attempts to release amphibious cars in the past. 100% actual fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I've seen one.
It was shit.
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Zoom
No, the upholstery will get wet!
(rhallstr, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Zoom
chase the day awaaa-aaa-aaaa-aaa-aaaaaay
ah-aah-ah-aah booo-ooo-ooom
the moon and stars came out to play
and the-e-en...
(Mattyboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# apparently
the inventor has invested over 10 million in developing that car... but at £150 000 each who will actually buy one?
On the other hand, it's v groovy.
(Frogstar, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I'll take
two. Like it says up there ^.

On the other hand the news is slightly old hat like down there.

|
V
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# the magnificical hat stealing cake

yay oh yay we love hats and cakes
(moley, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Erm.
It's a web page with an appalling colour scheme and a broken image link. Am I missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# that seems about right
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# maybe
that's the joke?

i can never tell anymore....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I found the gif
www.clairemorley.freeola.com/cake%20stealing%20hat.gif
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# as thumper's mother always says
if you can't say anything nice...don't say anything at all
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# wasn't that a ronan keating song?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# liar
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# it all
makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# It's
a post-modern masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# now it makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# I'll give him his dues,
the description fits the gif perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# ahh, good work
I wonder why it needed a hat though
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# it's more like a hat taxi service
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Dial a Cake
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# without a hat
how can you have something to doff for the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# with that webpage
I think you are missing eye patches for both eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# the back button has a joke on it. of sorts.
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# how do you get down off an elephant?
you don't you get down off a duck.

How do you tell the difference between a duck?
One of his legs is both the same
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# why do Australian firemen wear red braces?
Michael Hutchence nicked their belts
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Ouch baby
very ouch...
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I knew that page had embedded MIDI
even with the sound turned off.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Terry Waite?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# You're missing
an image, for a start.
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# yes
a magnificent hat stealing cake by the looks of things
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# colour scheme
well that may be so, but u must remember that cakes will one day give u a huge surprise and then ull be sorry.
(moley, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# doh
it didnae work
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I'm off lardybums
Off to play rounders, get pissed and have a barbecue.
Mwa-ha-ha. I'm so ROCK.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# ttfn
db

i must do some work
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# no dear
it's spelt RAWK!

t'ra
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# shamefully
i played rounders on saturday and my legs were in agony for days afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I don't think
that'll happen to me. Last time we played I waddled a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# gosh that does get tiresome
by the time I was asked to click on a moving button, I was more bored than a piece of wood and a wood worm convention
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Er, if you link to
"c:/MyWebSites/FreeolaWebSite/Claire/webpage/cake stealing hat.gif" chances are we won't be able to see it, unless we're hacking into your PC :)

EDIT: Ah, here it is folks:

www.clairemorley.freeola.com/cake%20stealing%20hat.gif
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# ...
it doesnt work your pc's. but what is is a cake stealing a top hat and doing a little dance
(moley, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Upload the image
as well as the web page :)
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# sorry
(south, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# It's a bit, err, big-boned.
But I might as well repost.

(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# yay
good tortoise too
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# don't tell anyone
but I think that's quite sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# is that an
Italian Job thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# vwoom
off they go
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# yay
good sponging too
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Ever wonderered.....
What that horrible flap of skin hanging down from the beak of a Maribou Stork? Well....here's the answer! It's a secret base for Meerkats!



Sorry for the big file but I couldn't optimize it any more. *animated*
(beZz, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# *thankfull i'm not at home*
that would kill my dial up...uni's connection is having problems with it as well
*edit*that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# i don't know what a maribou stork is
but if i ever see one, i'll know why
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Irvine Welsh wrote a lovely story sort of about them.
It was real heart-warming stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Oh yes!
The Welsh novel was a little bit weirder than my piccy! Phukkin mad.
(beZz, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Not as mad as your approach to the English language.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I approach
the English language from behind and take it by surprise!
(beZz, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# That's not
at all odd, then :)
(</guy>, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# have i ever wondered
what that horrible flap of skin hanging down from the beak of a Maribou Stork is?

Have I fuck.
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Well I have
in fact it's been keeping me awake for ages! They're EVIL creatures with their beady eyes and wobbly chins.....
(beZz, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# 163kb
is fine, and far smaller than that one up there ^

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Never heard of a Maribou stork,
but that's fooking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# haven't you read any irvine welsh?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Fraid not.
Started Trainspotting, got past the first couple of sentances, then couldn't be arsed. Why? Does he know what a Maribou stork is?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# I've been meaning to read this one...
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I'm reading that at the moment......
it's a bit norty, but then again most of his books are - I'm not too sure if he's got a really good imagination or he is just bad in the bonce!
(beZz, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# 150k ish is OK
and it is ace, so all is well.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# ahh
didn't get the animation first time round. Had to reload the page, then laughed very hard
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# thats bloody ace that
is
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)

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