I was eyingup a suit like that in Glasgow, but it was £500. "I'll have six!" i said*
*this is a lie
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:16,
archived)
*this is a lie
I've never been to Scotchlandwhat's it like?
(
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:18,
archived)
Cold and expensivethats why i want to leave.
Other than that its fine
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:21,
archived)
Other than that its fine
Cold, beautifuland full of drunks shouting at lamp-posts.
(
Heavy_P What goes in here?,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:27,
archived)
newcastle's likethat too, though there'll probably be some public order coming in soon to keep me off the streets :)
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:31,
archived)
They alwaysseem to keep the drunks off the streets in Newcastle by herding them on to the trains. At least, I assume that's why the trains fill up with drunks whenever I pass through it.
( Heavy_P What goes in here?,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:36,
archived)
jesus! £500 for a suit?was it worth it? Was it covered in sequins?
(
PMGT -Bacon.,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:18,
archived)
It was black velvetwith another material for the flames.
It looked as if god himself had made it and said "'ere you go, son" to me.
But £500 is enough to buy me lots of suits so sadly it was not bought :(
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:24,
archived)
It looked as if god himself had made it and said "'ere you go, son" to me.
But £500 is enough to buy me lots of suits so sadly it was not bought :(
Nobut you MUST HAVE this suit. Stuff the other ones, they won't be as good. Go back there.
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:26,
archived)
You're right.I will nip back on friday.
shall i get some new shoes as well?
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:28,
archived)
shall i get some new shoes as well?
Given who you're replying toI assume that was a rhetorical question.
( Baz Fuck off,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:30,
archived)
Yes.i meant new shoes for her. if im spending £500 on a suit why not.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:35,
archived)
mackerelsurely? tut!
or is it an acronym for Mighty And Costly Killing Rippling Edwardian Lance?
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:16,
archived)
or is it an acronym for Mighty And Costly Killing Rippling Edwardian Lance?
Do you want a smack!Is that what you want, because thats what will happen.
I dont need to spell propurli, i are an engineer
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:18,
archived)
I dont need to spell propurli, i are an engineer
yeah.I walked into the pool room at the rehearsal studios tonight where ive been practicing with my band, thinking that the other members of my band were in there, so on arrival i shouted "MOTHERFUCKING COCKSMOKERS, CUNT SHIT WANK PISS", only to find that it was another band altogether. So I had to turn around and go back out through the door, leaving them highly bemused.
( PMGT -Bacon.,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:14,
archived)
random swearing no longer baffles me like it used to.it's actually a bit comforting to hear.
( cwethan,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:16,
archived)
It should've been'fuck shit wank piss' as our very own Macc Lads tended to shout on a far too regular basis.....
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:24,
archived)
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Spoon,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:22,
archived)
the man who decided to eat his telly......later found that it didn't agree with his belly.
#01
(#01
amaryllis,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:04,
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that's nice.Why hasn't anyone else pointed out how nice that is?
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:22,
archived)
it really isvery nice.
I cannot fathom the lack of response. I would give you a wooyay if I had one to hand.
(I cannot fathom the lack of response. I would give you a wooyay if I had one to hand.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Hollywood Premakes"){kind=small}
look at the pair on that! Haya yaya ya yak....
it was noted by other members of the cast, that Barbara was had lost a considerable amount of weight during filming.
best comedy series in the entire world, ever.in my opinion
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:17,
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reminds me of...HYPNO TOAD
loud buzzing noise and wiggling eyes ensue
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:50,
archived)
loud buzzing noise and wiggling eyes ensue
don't think I have seen itbut I am wiggling my ears if that helps
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:51,
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hypnotoadhere.
(linked cause it's not mine) from Futurama, an animated series by Matt Groening.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:54,
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(linked cause it's not mine) from Futurama, an animated series by Matt Groening.
pet show was the first appearance.leela enters nibbler...
bender: "nibbler looks like the one to beat"
leela: "we still have to worry about the hypnotoad."
hypnotoad looks at the judges, who hold up perfect 10's.
/paraphrased
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:57,
archived)
bender: "nibbler looks like the one to beat"
leela: "we still have to worry about the hypnotoad."
hypnotoad looks at the judges, who hold up perfect 10's.
/paraphrased
hypno, hypno, hypno-CAT!He's a cat who knows where it's at.
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:54,
archived)
oh goodi was wondering why i would have heard it otherwise
( Spoon,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:58,
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It's on one of Koit's albums. The A one...Haven't listened to the radio show so am not sure.
( mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:58,
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altogethernowEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYBODY want to be a CAT!
Because a cat's the only cat - who knows where it's at.
Everybody's picking up on that feline beat,
'cause everything else is ob-so-lete.
Now a square with a horn,
can make you wish you weren't born,
evr'ytime he plays!
And with a square in the act,
he can set music back to the caveman days!
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
but a CAT's the only cat who knows how to swing.
Who wants to dig
a long-haired gig
or stuff like that?
When EVERYBODY wants to be a CAT!
A square with that horn,
makes you wish you weren't born,
evr'ytime he plays!
and with a square in the act,
he's gonna set this music back to the Stone Age days!
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT!!
because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.
While playing jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat.
Everybody digs a swingin' cat!
(Because a cat's the only cat - who knows where it's at.
Everybody's picking up on that feline beat,
'cause everything else is ob-so-lete.
Now a square with a horn,
can make you wish you weren't born,
evr'ytime he plays!
And with a square in the act,
he can set music back to the caveman days!
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
but a CAT's the only cat who knows how to swing.
Who wants to dig
a long-haired gig
or stuff like that?
When EVERYBODY wants to be a CAT!
A square with that horn,
makes you wish you weren't born,
evr'ytime he plays!
and with a square in the act,
he's gonna set this music back to the Stone Age days!
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT!!
because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.
While playing jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat.
Everybody digs a swingin' cat!
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:20,
archived)
awwwwwnow I wanna go home and play with the kids, damn you... damn you I say!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:23,
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clicky for #1
clicky for #2
clicky for #3
Yes, I did all of these by hand.
Good thing classes have started ... I need something else to do.
theyre really like the stuff that ive been doing the past few days.tres woo.
( PMGT -Bacon.,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:50,
archived)
Lovely!I think that one and the one of Furtive are my favourite.
(
C-Bean on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:51,
archived)
Houpla![Edit: rob, if you're still on the board, I transferred £10 to your account a couple of days ago, it should arrive soon. Can I have my kitten, spider and dalek please?]
(
?!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:44,
archived)
Can I askhow do you transfer money? Just walk into the bank and give them your passbook, and robs details?
( dogsbollocks,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:49,
archived)
I use Nationwide's online bankfrom which I simply enter rob's bank details and £10 and it squirts from my account to his with only a three day delay. (Better than cheque posting and clearing time.)
Most people who use a regular bankwon't be able to access this system will be able to access it if you have a current account (BACS, short for Banks Automated Clearing System), I think. Best to use a cheque if you don't bank online.
(Most people who use a regular bank
?!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:50,
archived)
Well..I'm just a lad.I use Nationwide, SmartAccount (for kiddies), I even signed up online, but it doesn't let me transfer money
( dogsbollocks,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:53,
archived)
Nope. FlexAccounts only.If you're old enough to get one, it's worth it, 'cos you can transfer money between the two instantly online. Great interest rate from the Smart Account, all the features of the Flex.
( ?!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:54,
archived)
I'm only 15So I very much doubt it. Be nice to be able to donate as often as I want though.
( dogsbollocks,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:57,
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Enjoy it while it lastsat 18½, I had to give it up for an e-savings account. Nearly as good a rate of interest, but not tax free...
( ?!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:59,
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intrest?i remember that. it's when they give you 3p for being out of your overdraft isn't it...
( mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:02,
archived)
At 16 I can get a flexaccount apparently.I'll be doing that then.
( dogsbollocks,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:04,
archived)
PahI'd kill to be old like you! No wait..I meant..older..not old..er../runs
( dogsbollocks,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:08,
archived)
BACSis a company that is "owned" by all the major banks and they all use BACS. If your bank doesnt have online banking i would be very suprised indeed as all the biguns do have some sort of online jiggerypokery. paypal and nochex have a similar thing with the banks also or you can set yourself up with BACS if your a ltd company and do account to account transfer without your bank interefeing
(
Mosschops,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:57,
archived)
you can do it on the webternetit's very cleversome.
( mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:50,
archived)
you can transfer your leccy billsto Unit[e] (tops green-power company) on the web too. I found out today.
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:51,
archived)
The last message was coded.The secret is in the hidden verb.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:51,
archived)
I did a couple of days agobut he only checks his mail once a week, and I'm an impatient sod.
( ?!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:53,
archived)
ah, milking dogs might be good,
but there just isn't a thing like sipping a nice, tall glass of..
are you about to post a picture of a kitten in a pint glass?From Bonsaikitten.com?
[edit]Jolly good.
([edit]Jolly good.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:38,
archived)
ha!silly me, forgot that pictures were put on the board, not in the mind...
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:40,
archived)
that's sickif people want i'll give them the url of the petiton on "petitionsonline" to try and close down that site.
it's a discrace.
(it's a discrace.
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:41,
archived)
nuh-uh,it's fakeroo.
/edit: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:47,
archived)
/edit: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm
but... but... there's a website and everythingwhat about:
www.hatsofmeat.com
?
(www.hatsofmeat.com
?
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:49,
archived)
my Godyou are so wise. What would we do without you?
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:58,
archived)
we'd be blisfully unawareof some of the harsher realities of life...
( mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:59,
archived)
I am evilwell. here i am wasting a thread, and all to let you know about a whole CD full of people holding blank signs that will make *the most hilarious* bandwagons. oh the tears are quite literally rolling down my face. probably.
courtesy of getty images
then click on the "blank sign" collection.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:32,
archived)
courtesy of getty images
then click on the "blank sign" collection.
It's lovely.Everyone can spell my name now!
*weeps for joy*
(FACT: today I had to explain to the college that I applied as a Philpott and enroled as a Ryan. I pointed this out to a fellow course member as we looked at the register, and said "good job they're both in the section "M-Z!". She looked confused and said "doesn't Philpott start with an F?")
(*weeps for joy*
(FACT: today I had to explain to the college that I applied as a Philpott and enroled as a Ryan. I pointed this out to a fellow course member as we looked at the register, and said "good job they're both in the section "M-Z!". She looked confused and said "doesn't Philpott start with an F?")
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:40,
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I knew a Mrs Filpott.She was a primary school teacher, we stole her hamster because it was unhappy.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:42,
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Well, it made us feel better,that we gave it a nice home in our house instead of in a school where it was rarely played with, lived in a dirty little cage and got harrassed by 6 year old children.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:49,
archived)
the people on the boardworry me sometimes...
( mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:47,
archived)
Oh... so as it's organised crime it's OK.I seeeeee..
( mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:52,
archived)
Dr Phil Philpot?That was a fucking great name... why change it?
( Mystery_Bob,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:47,
archived)
TWO "T"s!! TWO FUCKING "T"s!!!!...oh no wait, I don't have to get uptight about that anymore.
Yay!
(Yay!
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:55,
archived)
great flash moviewww.verylowsodium.com/fanimutation/exuberance.php
it's very old, but if you haven't seen it before, you should.
(it's very old, but if you haven't seen it before, you should.
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:34,
archived)
make it a proper link, and as this don't deserve a thread of it's own;
Herr Tezcat,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:34,
archived)
AwwwwHe looks lonely and he's sucking his trunk.
Very woo even though he makes me a bit sad.
(Very woo even though he makes me a bit sad.
C-Bean on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:37,
archived)
poor fellanoone understands his pain
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:38,
archived)
It's the fab new science flavour!
Do you want to make mealt times more fun AND entertaining? Well now you can, with science's pH sauce! Yes, you can measure the alkalinity and acidity of all your meals, the kids will love it! What a novel treat, so indulge in pH Sauce today!
top pic but erm....top label not shopped /pedantic barsteward.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:31,
archived)
If I could smell her cuuuuuuunnnnt...She'd help me taste humanity again.
And if I promised not to eat her,
then perhaps she'd even be my friend.
If I could smell her cuuunnnt.
If I could smell her cunt.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:32,
archived)
And if I promised not to eat her,
then perhaps she'd even be my friend.
If I could smell her cuuunnnt.
If I could smell her cunt.
we're not slowwe're special :)
love the picture.
(love the picture.
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:32,
archived)
You forgotJif Lemon Juice.
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:55,
archived)
Then edit it dear liza, dear liza, dear liza
Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:27,
archived)
it's actually fireworksfor orphans, but adam hart davis is anything you want him to be
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:16,
archived)
Adam Hart Davis is a god......and I will punch anyone who disagrees.
( Mystery_Bob,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:18,
archived)
i agreehe's a damn nice chap too, though his missus seems a bit "odd"
( Mosschops,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:23,
archived)
I agreeand will hit anyone who disagrees with Mystery Bob with a big plank with nails in it.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:39,
archived)
Some kind of baby fox and badger in a midget submarine picturewould be nice.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:15,
archived)
that's splendidly bonkers.needs a bit of work on the timing though - it runs a bit too quick at the moment. And the faq (linked above) will help if you don't know how to post pictures straight onto the board.
( barnesy,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:15,
archived)
I need some help peopleI need to give my phone number to someone in america, but i don't know jack about international dialing codes and stuff.
So if my area code is 01633 , what do i need to prefix it with, and if so change, for someone in the USA to call me in the UK ?
Many thanks for any help i get.
(So if my area code is 01633 , what do i need to prefix it with, and if so change, for someone in the USA to call me in the UK ?
Many thanks for any help i get.
StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:15,
archived)
I thought it was something like thatbut i get a feelin gyou have to drop one of the numbers from teh area code too.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:17,
archived)
I think it might be00441633 you want. Not 100% sure though.
( wayward.,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:18,
archived)
ActuallyI think it might be 011441633 from the US
kropla.com/dialcode.htm
(kropla.com/dialcode.htm
wayward.,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:23,
archived)
This is the correct answer.(I spent six months in the States. I know the codes off by heart...)
( ?!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:39,
archived)
I agree with Tediousand I spent 2 1/2 years there. So I not only know the codes by heart but...
Er. That's it.
(Er. That's it.
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:55,
archived)
they dial whatever the US international access code is (00?)followed by 44 1633
( matsimpsk,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:18,
archived)
the international thingwill depend on how you're calling.
I don't have long distance, I just use a card, so that's probably why.
I think it's option 2 ;)
(I don't have long distance, I just use a card, so that's probably why.
I think it's option 2 ;)
kitty meow meow,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:21,
archived)
take outteh leading zero and add 44 to the start
ie 441633
(ie 441633
Mosschops,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:18,
archived)
Thankseveryone.
*goes to email*
(*goes to email*
StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:19,
archived)
tj
cos I missed the earlier thread and wanted to get a repost out of my system.
beaubodor blogless,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:16,
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There was justa big, fat man with a 'tache and a brummie accent on the news, complaining about Brimingham being stereotyped
( matsimpsk,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:23,
archived)
HehI was actually humming b..b..b..bir..birmingham to myself while it was on
( matsimpsk,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:27,
archived)
Ireally cannot leave a bandwagon alone...
(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:11,
archived)
good thingI'm working on something in flash.
just looking in for a few minutes
(just looking in for a few minutes
kitty meow meow,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:13,
archived)
Yay!I did something in flash earlier!
www.mysteryaction.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wells.htm
(www.mysteryaction.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wells.htm
Mystery_Bob,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:16,
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that's much much betterthan what I'm working on
( kitty meow meow,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:19,
archived)
darnwould of thought more people would of worked on them by now....curse me luck for not looking.....
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:14,
archived)
I really hopethat my kids aren't cruel to each other in a public forum...
But then again.. that is fucking funny!
(But then again.. that is fucking funny!
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:25,
archived)
NopeSister.
Hence the comment :D
(Hence the comment :D
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:38,
archived)
i have no sister.apparently the hore has been posting pictures of herself on message boards with filthy signs.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:46,
archived)
the wordis whore...
That's not your sister? So then I can ogle like a dirty old man?
(That's not your sister? So then I can ogle like a dirty old man?
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:05,
archived)
A bandwagon you say?
I really shouldn't be surfing Danii.com at this hour...
it may look like a weetabixbut really, it's a coconut....shy
( robh,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:10,
archived)
fnarr, fnarrbut that's a gloryhole, surely?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:03,
archived)
possibly......why?
Are you willing to pay money for them?
(Are you willing to pay money for them?
Mystery_Bob,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:07,
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAThese are really good!!!
And on that note...I'm off to bed.
Night all!!!
(And on that note...I'm off to bed.
Night all!!!
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:07,
archived)
hee heeI've just had a look at the others in the series and I think they're wondeerful!
( robh,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:12,
archived)
just a suggestionfor another
travelling long distances in their longboots
(travelling long distances in their longboots
beaubodor blogless,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:12,
archived)
He he he......thanks, but I feel dirty using someone else's joke ;)
Let the puns come naturally, that's what I say - you can't force them.
(Let the puns come naturally, that's what I say - you can't force them.
Mystery_Bob,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:14,
archived)
I feel a bandwagon coming on.*takes the dried frog pills*
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:59,
archived)
i take absolutely no responsibilityfor any pictures that may or may not follow.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:00,
archived)
you may not accept itbut if you post someone holding a sign on the board, then it is your fault.
And is remembered as such
(And is remembered as such
Pootle,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:07,
archived)
Pootlecheer the fuck up.
Everytime I see you atm you're grumpy.
EAT MORE KITTENS, or summat.
(Everytime I see you atm you're grumpy.
EAT MORE KITTENS, or summat.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:08,
archived)
well, then i'm already on the listso fuck it.
sheesh, it's just a picture.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:10,
archived)
sheesh, it's just a picture.
i fail to seewhy it's such a big deal.
i quit fucking around and wasting space when the board is busy.
now i can't screw around when it's slow, either?
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:14,
archived)
i quit fucking around and wasting space when the board is busy.
now i can't screw around when it's slow, either?
don't bother listening to meit seems that I am being unfairly grumpy
( Pootle,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:28,
archived)
*cuddles Pootle*happy happy
joy joy
happy happy
joy joy
(joy joy
happy happy
joy joy
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:32,
archived)
Who is Redo?And where is the land of Start?
I really like the idea of Redo being a name. You'd pronounce it differently though. More like RAY-doh.
(I really like the idea of Redo being a name. You'd pronounce it differently though. More like RAY-doh.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:12,
archived)
+++Please replace cucumber and reboot universe+++ah the joys of HEX. tis grand, as is discworld
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:12,
archived)
does ur computerhave a sticker saying anthill inside
( The Incredible... accident free since,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:13,
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dried frog pillsyay for discworld reference
( The Incredible... accident free since,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:12,
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Small quizIf a heron brings boys,
and a stalk brings girls...
what type of bird doesn't bring children?...
***THE ANSWER IS : Swallow***
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:56,
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and a stalk brings girls...
what type of bird doesn't bring children?...
***THE ANSWER IS : Swallow***
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*
( Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:58,
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Herons? Since when?Oh, and: Stork. Like the margarine.
[edit]Oh and the answer to your question is
a) me.
b) the ones who give a fuck about world population.
([edit]Oh and the answer to your question is
a) me.
b) the ones who give a fuck about world population.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:58,
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mostsensible thing I`ve ever heard seen you say type
( Reckless_Rik,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:01,
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Not to invoke the wrathbut do you not plan to replace yourself on this planet Dr.Phil?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:02,
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I've said it before, but:I could never do that to a body like this.
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:04,
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I hopeto have become infertile through booze and fags.
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:07,
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That would mean somethingvery very different here..
( kitty meow meow,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:09,
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booze and ciggies.I don't intend to catch chlamydia from a homosexual. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:10,
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I understoodit just occurred to me what else it could mean
( kitty meow meow,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:11,
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oh yes I knowI was misinterpreting for comedy effect.
Ba-doom *weak sound of not-very-funny cymbals*
(Ba-doom *weak sound of not-very-funny cymbals*
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:13,
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So...YOU'RE going to have the kids, then?
Ehh? Ehh?
edit: Oops, you MUST be of the feminine (I can't spell today) persuasion.. sorry.. it's the name.
(Ehh? Ehh?
edit: Oops, you MUST be of the feminine (I can't spell today) persuasion.. sorry.. it's the name.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:08,
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s'all goodthat's actually a good idea :D
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:20,
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heroin and stalkers?you need to get yourself off the internet ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:07,
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Chinchilla on a goped I know , I know it's really serious.........
Tedmus,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:53,
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Animal, wheeled transportation, moving background.Quick! To the frontpage!
It is most woo, chinchillas are lovely.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:55,
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It is most woo, chinchillas are lovely.
as he whispers his last goodbyeI know, it's really serious..........
edit: and a really good anim. w/y/badger!
(edit: and a really good anim. w/y/badger!
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:57,
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ha ha haha ha ha ha
*breathe rob, breathe...*
ha ha ha ha ha
(*breathe rob, breathe...*
ha ha ha ha ha
robh,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:55,
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Little Jimmy's homegrown space programme ...was progressing according to plan
( Gribbley,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:52,
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE that!! *I also really like the one above it that Tedmus did! Woo to you too^^ up there!!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh.,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:54,
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Deliciously good!I *really* like that.
( BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:56,
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Make him vomit!But in the meantime, exceedingly woo.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:59,
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Their second attempt was a soaraway success...!
Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:48,
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OohTopical.
'Oh well, try again next year'
Also doesn't help that he doesn't look anything like an astronaut.
First post. Yay me.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:51,
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'Oh well, try again next year'
Also doesn't help that he doesn't look anything like an astronaut.
First post. Yay me.
Nice first greeting that.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:58,
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I'm touchedto have been involved in a unique event ;)
welcome
(welcome
Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:00,
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thanks an' allbut atcherly I've been here a while. ;D
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:01,
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Would I be rightin guessing at SW19?!
and I did mean Surgeon General ;)
(and I did mean Surgeon General ;)
Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:03,
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Haa ahahaaahaV. funny, me likey!! :D
( Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:08,
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class!"it`s about the thickness of a polythene bag" - are they stupid or something? you can`t even carry a packet of fags from Tesco in a polythene bag without the bastard ripping!
( Reckless_Rik,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:52,
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