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# dow jones

Hausse!
(acheta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# hooray for orking!
the most noble art known to man.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Ork?
wtfayboa?

Or am I just stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Are you saying
you don't know what orking is? Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# it's damn difficult
for a non-british.
(acheta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# I am
British. unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)
# good morning all
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Morning, m'lard.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# something stuck on your head
i'll knock it of. now when i say duck...
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I don't appreciate
your fowl sense of humor (humour etc.)!
(Kimbo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)
# You've got
a little something in your hair there.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# thats not me
thats gary. he's a chef, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Hence
his straitjacket.
(Jim Pooley, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# He looks
awfully like Gary Rhoads
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Yay
eider getting down
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# kids
these days? eh?

Man walks into a doctors with a duck on his head and the doctor says "what can i do for you?" and the duck says "well, it started with this growth on my foot"
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# hence
the joke i was just told before doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# what's that duck
doing on his head?

/pratchett
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# That am
the maddest.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Easy now.

Click for the bigger picture
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# that is beautifully done
woo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# wow
thats really nicely shopped
took me a while to work out how you did that
much woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Now that's a better idea.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# YESYESYES
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# but look at the picture!
fat people shouldn't be included in the offer - no free kittens for them.

Instead, they should PAY DOUBLE ON THE BUS
(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# huzzah!
you took my little idea and gave it life

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# I just
had to
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# WHAT?
It's political correctness gone mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Well a Government watch dog would say that
wouldn't they!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# hubble bubble toil and trouble, turn bagdad to a pile of rubble
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# A cut above the usual Blair posts.
like it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Pea Roast
(Fur King Wang Car, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# thats great
a perfect opotunity to use my brand new, first ever....
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# done before?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# But not with Barbara Cartland.
I loved her. And her vitamins.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# she wrote over 400 books in her lifetime!
thats almost 1 a year
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# So prolific.
I loved the way she'd slap her servants hands like naughty children, if they got something wrong!
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# her hobby
was salmon fishing
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# In her cunt.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# i didn't know that
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Well, I can hardly expect you to, considering.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# considering what?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# YOU KNOW!
How are they? Has the cold weather brought them on again?
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# i did ask you
not to mention THEM again
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Look, you can't keep hiding yourself away like this.
So what if your arse looks like it's chewing toffees, so what if you stink to high Heaven!

You are a person and deserve love and respect from others.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# you sound
just like my mother!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I am your mother.
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!

;¬D
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# for the really badly behaved
she'd get the wooden spoon out.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I know.
Once I saw her slapping the face of a 2-week old baby for dribbling.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Although
she was better known for dribbling on 2 week old babies who'd slapped her
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I loved her eye make-up.
It looked like it really hurt. I also loved her hats, which often looked like looped cow intestines.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# from her cunt
.
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Yes.
Her cunt produced a thick syrup, rather like amber. There are many children still entombed in its sticky embrace.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# not to mention the
salmon that evaded her harpoon
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# is that
a landmine in the bottom of the barrel. waiting.
(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# kinda...
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)
# much better!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Chinese still life
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# or groucho marx
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Grrr.
Fucking commies.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# just coz they were better than
spectrums :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Yeah, well I don't like strumming with my fingers.
Oo-er.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# damn it
you win. I can't think of a reply to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# But you just did!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# i like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# *chuckles* oh yes
that's luverly
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Daddy! Daddy! Can I touch it?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# NO DONT!!
Kill it with a pointy stick
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Those creatures lay waste to large swaithes of coral reefs.
They breed like wildfire. And should be burned with fags.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# could say the same about humans
how was your filth session?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# It was a rip-roaring session, based soley on how disgusting I could be.
Jazzy B is a regular of mine. As is John Simpson, who likes me to dress up as a lizard-woman.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# how much for you to dress up as a badger?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Any weirdy stuff is about £5 extra.
And I don't do poo.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha,
with a 5 finger hand you could probably get two arms two legs and a winkie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# is that paul daniels?
woo to pic btw.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# yes it's Daniels
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# See how big it has got, now it's living off people's food and living in a home?
You'll come home to carnage when it's beak starts getting sharp.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I see you have you own bandwagon.
A paul daniels-strange hands-seacreature kind of bandwagon

Loon!
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Haha, scary
Threadjack just to ask:
Am I the youngest one on here? Pecker and Berk have gone back to school, so are there any skivers, people who haven't gone back yet or home ed? Edit: I'm 15
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I'm only 15
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# but your birthday is Febuary 29th.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Curses
Mine's the 22nd so I'm not the youngest. Ah well, just wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Is bovine about?
We need the list over here.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# I think now
He's just got the list of people who aren't on the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Groooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooming
.
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I'm perfectly well brushed already thanks.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Same
When's your birthday?
Fancy swapping Pokemon cards?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I used all my pokemon cards
for roaching material
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Ah, the best way
I find rail tickets perfect- and you can use them to get your shit even.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# It would probably be easier for people to answer that
if you mentioned how old you are. If you are 30, then no. If you are 12, then probably.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
#
* The voice of reason *
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I don't think Berk is school age is he?
I, on the other hand, am only 4.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# berk's 19
so i doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I tried to spazz the archive once
but I got bored after about ten pages. good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# i'm on 31.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# I think he is
But I could be thinking of someone else. I know he lives with his parents though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Do they know what he has done to his diddle?
It's ruined!
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# When he pees
It's like a lawn sprinkler
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# But not as wide-ranging.
It'll drop off.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Someone aged 15 was on yesterday.
Baz was Grooming
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I am
24
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# I'm
11.

The beard is/was a fake.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# thebearcub?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# I like this
quite a lot
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# celebrity comode part1
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Ahhahaha!
Quality with a capital Q :)
(G-Funk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# haha!
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Waist up - mmmmmm
Legs - Aaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhh
Pic - Woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Face of Baywatch...
...Legs of Crimewatch.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Arf!
Face is fine, just those legs...
Mind you, I practically live like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# What?
On the toilet?

My great aunt Sweetie Dowadu lives on a toilet.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# How does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# She smells of wee.
And sweaty fanny.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# jamaica
(Clockwork, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Genoa?
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Crazy
shoppery!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Sorry...
...but where can I find the glass cock picture??

that really should go into the next version of the b3ta kit.

*/threadjack*
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# This should go in the FAQ really
as it's about the most frequently asked question I can think of.

Google will bring it up btw.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# google for glasscock
i think works.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# must have been a bizarre source photo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Is that Liz from Atomic Shitter?
She has an IQ of 142, but can't seem to work out how to wipe her gary.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# brrrrilliant
and v sexy too :)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Part 2..?
(Seebeedee, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Wooo!
And I feel it would be rude not to include the obligatory "I WOULD" at this point :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Cutting satire or just dark and evil?


Plus I was trying to make up for the much used 'The Ring' post from yesterday :)

OK not as small as I thought but smaller now
(I helped save b3ta! HornO, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Who is that ugly witch?
I just got filthed up by Jazzy B!
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# or
just huge!
(Blackrock, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I don't get it
But that is a bit big- filesize and dimentions, couldn't snip it a bit could you? (I'm sure Berk would help...)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# B
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# BIGGER!
MAKE IT BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# That is quite dark.
This whole buisness gets more fucked-up by the day.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I like your style
can I subscribe to your newsletter?
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# But, but...
www.b3ta.com/board/1908288

(My autocomplete for "But" comes up with "Butt butter")
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# However...
www.b3ta.com/board/1908321
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Well well well
I wonder what you've been typing that in for.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# You'll never know.
Unless you click the "Archive" link.

Edit: oh, I see. Err, you could do a search I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# I don't think
I really want that coming up on my autocomplete.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# how odd
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Thats what you get when you gobble down bargains..

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:23, archived)
# hehehhahahahaha
excelent
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)
# hur
hur hur ...gobble.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# hahahaha woo!
(dognutz, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# i
like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# hehehe
thats a good 'un

(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I thought it might be Bertie Bassett.
But it's that old hambone!
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
Soup Herb
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Morfingnoon all
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# that's ever so great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Munchkin, also known as The Destroyer of Worlds
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# aawwww
i want a killer space kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# You can have mine
but you have to move the litter tray.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# spazz update,
i think i just found spacefish's first message
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# I've seen the deep spazz.
It's all shit.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Nothing but
repeats
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:23, archived)
# it's great
lots of lovely non picture threads that lead to nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:23, archived)
# I found
this the other day. I quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)
# hmmmm.
Quite.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# i like this thread
www.b3ta.com/board/2687
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# That
is just tooooo CUTE!

woosicles and indeed a large dose of YAY!

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Pea Roast time.
Yours looks cuter tho.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Kitteeeeeens
In spaaaaaace
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:23, archived)
# The Queen's new hat..

..caused a bit of controversy with the animal rights people
(I helped save b3ta! chrid, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# lovely
I'll take 10
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# I
dont think the queen has been taken 10 times....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# You'd be surprised
Apparently the D of E used to complain to all his mates that he couldn't keep up with her.

Dirty slag.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# The
queen...rampant....bloody hell.....worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha,
very good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay!
looks lovely and warm though...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# But
When she takes it off, someone has to pick all the little bunny poops out of her hair.
(I helped save b3ta! chrid, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# oh ick!
you had to ruin it didn't you...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Thank you magic donkey
you know what for
(Snafu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# wasnt worth the thread though
was it...
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# i think it was.
i like text threads, bring out the best discussions.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# nah.
crappy pictures bring out the best discussions
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# i disagree,
when people come on and say stuff like, 'the pope is an a-hole'

everyone wants to spread their views. lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# norks.
bring out the breast discussions.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Pickle
bring out the Branston.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# .
Bring out the norks! (.)(.)
(the_invisible_dog, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# ( o )( o )
post surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Not worth a new thread...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# yay!
brilliump!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# ha ha!
i disagree! that's fabulatastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Can you tell I got bored
by the time I got to the one at the front!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# I agree
with this disagreement
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# wow and....
wow
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Would you like to share the joke with the class?
Well....
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# So what?
At the very least you should've make the magic donkey a nice thank you picture that you could've posted here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# unless
they're thanking him for a night of passion, in which case no pictures please...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# In that case
a linky would suffice...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# i'll give you what for
did anyone else's parents say that?
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Not worth a new thread:
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# warren
clarke with tits.....!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Double bagger
from behind! No problem!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# KILL IT!
KILL IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# some
amazingly apt software for the day
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# why?
I'm not sure I understand. Has there been a break out of eggs at the egg farm?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Check Manic's post
||
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(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# ooh ta.
haha
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# What
was I thinking....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# It was never going to be a hit


2nd post I am enjoying this now!! WOOYAY
(H2O, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# hehe


Look, I got an icon !!!! W0000 YAY
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# can you at least change the colours
of your profile now
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# ew
grim! Who'd have that horrid green?
(mine's looking better now)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# oooh very nice,
inspired by pecker's?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# directly
pilfered from, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha,
it's very nice nonetheless, and suits your personality quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Thank ye
It uses the same colours and background image as my webshite.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# thats
a severe case of elephantitus of the bollocks....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# I always
thought she looked like one of these.

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# ...
are you blind?
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# no
she has a loverly body but her face just looks all English Bull!
(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# nefer
saw a fing osifer.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# who is it
ouch
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# its
S clubs Rachel
(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# there
be not enough robbie today...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# true, but today is warren clarke day.
the guy from dalziel and pascoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# All
these days...I cannot keep up with it all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# i thought it was
warren mitchell?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# nah, warren clarke has more scope
like jabba the hut for one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# OK, name the novel...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Lord of the Flies?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# That'll do
You should print out the whole of b3ta on A4.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# And using sellotape
create little flick book effects for the animations!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# War
..ren Peace?

Nice punnary you nutski.

He was more importantly Dim in "A clockwork Orange". Yayness.
(Paul Smenis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# who said robbie
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# he
lost a lot of weight....i wanna go on a diet like that....its going tooo bloody slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Tell me
about it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# keep at it, son
we're all behind you
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# how
rude!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# was
not
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# was
too


But then I have a FILTHY mind, so...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)

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